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Why are people idiots...

At work. I mean come on it's a adult enviroment right?? Then why the highschool like mentality? I'm so tired of it. One person is so jealous of me because I'm being promoted so fast that she literally stares me down. Well fuck you! I must do a damn good job. It's not my fault you bitch and moan so much that they don't want you around. You talk about quitting your job, well idiot you'll be fired if you don't stop what you're doing.

Whatever. With this promotion comes the ability to get the fuck away from this person. Thank God.

Guess who quit her job today. Couldn't take the heat I guess. Well actually it was that she was so mad that I got a promotion and a raise as well as two other co-workers. So she up and quit without notifying anyone. Very mature if you ask me.

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Why are people idiots...

At work. I mean come on it's a adult enviroment right?? Then why the highschool like mentality? I'm so tired of it. One person is so jealous of me because I'm being promoted so fast that she literally stares me down. Well fuck you! I must do a damn good job. It's not my fault you bitch and moan so much that they don't want you around. You talk about quitting your job, well idiot you'll be fired if you don't stop what you're doing.

Whatever. With this promotion comes the ability to get the fuck away from this person. Thank God.

I secretly believe in polygamy. I'm scared to tell my partner because i am afraid they do too. Then I will have to be the real me instead of the person i've made up. And I don't think anyone will like her.

Seeing Red

Why don't you all see it coming?

The easy answer is a stupid cowboy emperor-president. HAHA!! You are SO smart!! I Get it - he's stooopid!!!

A scenario you should contemplate. What happens next?:

- China, with the worlds largest standing army, has been secretly building up their military for 20 years
- The USA military has their hands full in the middle east...
- China Makes a move for renegade republic Taiwan...
- ... which forces the USA into a state of War with China
- Iran and Nortth Korea decide to play their nuclear hands
- ???

Taiwan. North Korea. Iran. Hugo Chavez. Islamofascism. Kyoto. China.

The destruction of the west is coming, you naive fools!

*****BREAKIN NEWS*****

HIS ESTEEMED EXCELLENCY EMINENCE KODY R BEAR ACHIEVES CULT STATUS!

breaking news: Excellency what do you feel qualifies you to be a cult leader?

His Excellency: Well my rising popularity demands it. I'm a Bear in demand. Hell anybody can be a cult leader these days. If you can memorize your Bible verses and have a flair for stockpiling wepons you can make a pretty good living at it. I've got a bus I'm going to bury.

breaking news: Eminence you like this kind of work do you?

His Excellency: Oh it's like anything else I guess. You can't get good help. First time you do get some good help the government comes in and tries to kill you. I've been doing it so long I couldn't do anything else. It's a headache but I enjoy it.

breaking news: Your Excellency what beliefs will your cult be based upon?

His Esteemed Excellency: Oh I don;t know. It probably doesn't really matter. I mean if people will believe the Bible then they will believe anything. You people have so many different gods and none of them do anything so why not worship me. I'm tangible,I can be e-mailed,I have a web page and they don't call me Benevolence for nothing you know.

Your Excellency,begging your pardon,but your popularity seems to be suffering as of late. You seem to have fallen out of favor with the homosexuals and the god-botherers. Isn't it true that they delete your posts? Isn't it true that they in fact hate you?

His Excellency: Yes but we must fight rhis type of homosexual fascism on all fronts. Probably some pock-marked{pronounced as one word}kid failing a history course somewhere who can't figure out why his drunken father keeps missing his dance recitals.

Thank you Your Majesty and good luck with this homosexual.

*****BREAKIN NEWS*****

HIS ESTEEMED EXCELLENCY EMINENCE KODY R BEAR ACHIEVES CULT STATUS!

breaking news: Excellency what do you feel qualifies you to be a cult leader?

His Excellency: Well my rising popularity demands it. I'm a Bear in demand. Shit anybody can be a cult leader these days. If you can memorize your Bible verses and have a flair for stockpiling wepons you can make a pretty good living at it. I've got a bus I'm going to bury.

breaking news: Eminence you like this kind of work do you?

His Excellency: Oh it's like anything else I guess. You can't get good help. First time you do get some good help the government comes in and tries to kill you. I've been doing it so long I couldn't do anything else. It's a headache but I enjoy it.

breaking news: Your Excellency what beliefs will your cult be based upon?

His Esteemed Excellency: Oh I don;t know. It probably doesn't really matter. I mean if people will believe the Bible then they will believe anything. You people have so many different gods and none of them do anything so why not worship me. I'm tangible,I can be e-mailed,I have a web page and they don't call me Benevolence for nothing you know.

Your Excellency,begging your pardon,but your popularity seems to be suffering as of late. You seem to have fallen out of favor with the homosexuals and the god-botherers. Isn't it true that they delete your posts? Isn't it true that they in fact hate you?

His Excellency: Yes but we must fight rhis type of homosexual fascism on all fronts. Probably some pock-marked{pronounced as one word}kid failing a history course somewhere who can't figure out why his drunken father keeps missing his dance recitals.

Thank you Your Majesty

He Lives Forever

The Executive Producers at LOW LIFE RECORDS released the recording Sundynight but the recording was censored,perhaps deemed unfit for public consumption. To play the song click on His Excellency's image-likeness(pronounced as one word). Click on the left-most(pronounced as one word)button. Click on play music. Click on "The KodyBear Song"

Dude, she has a cock

This girl walks into where I work today wearing tight pink shorts, but something was awry, there was a bump sticking out about 2 inches in the front of her pants. So I spent about 5 minuites debating over whether it really is a cock, and finally decide it is when she goes to sign her credit card recipt and pushed it up against the glass display case.

Waiting

I feel like I'm in this weird stage of my life, where I just go through each day just waiting.. I don't know what I'm waiting for, and if it's going to be something good or something bad, but I just know it's going to be big...

Me,ow

My cats tail came off while i was swinging it around the room. One good thing came from it,i found out i have quite a large room

Drugs

I think my partner is doing drugs. Hard drugs. I know they have done in the past but they told me they'd stop after I'd found out. I just don't feel that they're being honest.

Why is this happening again...

a massage from oik,loik

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I'm a 20-something guy. I have a lovely girlfriend who I live with. Life is good, but my problem is that I don't think I can stay faithfull for the rest of my life. We've been together for a good few years and I've never cheated... but lately I've met several girls who I am extremely attracted to and they are to me. It's purely physical, but I really want to sleep with them...

Maybe I should?

Now I'm starting to even doubt my own feelings towards my girlfriend. If I love her so much, why do I so badly want to sleep around with these random girls? Maybe she's not the one for me... maybe I'm not ready for the comittement.

Maybe I'm just a dog.

Our sex life isn't great - her libido is nowhere near as high as mine. Maybe that's what the problem is? Or maybe I just am a sucker for a beautiful woman and don't think I can control myself any longer.

Maybe we should break up?

But when I look at her I know I love her, and it'd break her heart if she knew what I was feeling. I could never do that. Maybe I should sleep with these girls behind her back? What she doesn't know can't hurt her.... but I don't think I could live with my conscience after doing that.

But you should see the girl I met last night... she was stunning. Not my usual type at all, but god...

I want her so badly.

happy

I am happy.

Even your dream job can blow after 12 years....

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What am I going to do...

Well here's my story. At the beginning of the year, i got involved with a long distance girlfriend who was just exiting a 6-7 year relationship. After a few trips halfway across the country to visit her, I decided to move to be with her. I left my consulting business and my family behind and thought I was making a move to be with someone who I could trust and give my love to.

She had just lost her job and had no way of supporting herself. I moved in, took care of the rent and bills, got us moved, and have been taking care of everything for her.

I've ended up bugging the computer she uses at home. It's mine anyway, and I got tired of being accused of being untrusting when I knew something just were never adding up in my head. What I've found is that she lies to people. Little white lies and sometimes big ass lies. Like when she told a mutual friend she was four months pregnant with her ex's baby, and not to tell me about it. I know its bs, but why the lie? She flirts with guys online...more than I thought...and its enough to make me wonder why she keeps me around if she's so interested in these others.

She lies to her mom and dad about things to make it seem life is great. I take her to and from work 6 days a week while I'm trying to build up my client base. Why? Because her car isn't registered, she has no insurance, and her license is expired and can't renew it until she clears up a fine. I could go on and on about the things I've found, but in the end here's where I'm at. I'm 1500 miles away from home, with someone I don't trust, broke and trying to rebuild a business from nothing. If I kick her out, I'm alone and won't be able to afford the bills. Of course I've paid all the bills up until now, but her new job will finally help pay for them cause I'm out of funds from my last business. Plus, there's nowhere she can go or do anything because she doesn't have the money.

Fuck me, I'm so confused right now, I wish I could go back to never have known this girl.

Taco Bell

Why do I wat this crap? I know it's terrible for me, but it just tastes soo good...

today is my birthday!

Feel like having it

Feel like having sex today. Wish the world was a simple place where one could know who was the right person to approach. I am sure there are women out there who feel the same as i do. Just want to have sex and nothing more.

Rat Patrol

About Ken Pangborn my ass. Sign guest book my ass. This is an anonymous site asshole. What are you?FBI?ATF?Nazibitches from hell? Well you cannot fool the FROG.

Monkeyman

Are you a monkeyman? Do you wipe your butt with your own hand?
That old man I do declare, he ain't got a lick of hair.
Zebodene and Zebodine, all they do is whine and whine. Zebodine said to Zebodine, why do you just whine and whine?

ABOUT KEN PANGBORN

I was surfing the net one day and I ran across this web site. It is about some dude named Ken Pangborn. Evidentally this man is part of the longest running flame war on usenet. http://www.aboutkenpangborn.com. Check it out and sign the guest book.

I have decided I don't want to settle down in Florida.

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er.

my head is all fuzzy. i really want this to be a new beginning. i'm so dumb. i know what i need to do, why can't i just do it? i've been bulimic off and on for over two years now. two years. that almost brings me to tears. so why can't i stop?

i know it's disgusting. i stuff myself with as much food as i possibly can. anything i feel like eating. shove my fingers down my throat and it all comes back up. it's vile, i know. it selfish, it's wasteful, its shameful, it's disgusting, it's unhealthy, and it's just fucking dumb. so why can't i stop? i'm not a dumb person. i'm normally logical, sensible, and i'm generally intelligent. so when it comes to this, why can't i get a grip? i've got to stop. i will. damnit.

Asylum

Atleast now the politicians in UK will realise one thing; giving asylum to crooks and terrorists from other countries and supporting them in their cause is not a cool thing.

Things like that can come back and bite in the ass.

On other topic; Its a pity that even after having the whole city under surveillance cameras these things happen. I guess the cameras are just to snoop into the private lives of law abiding citizens.

I really feel for the people of London.

We shall not be moved

We will come out of the terrorist attack on London stronger, and more resolved to not cowtow down to these thugs.

Please Britain, don't don't don't refer to it as 7/7, refer to it as the day London got on with life.

I never thought it would happen

I was told years ago I would never havre a baby. So, I let the whole idea go and finally began to just live my life. I am now 10 weeks pregnant and getting married in a month. I should be thrilled right? The thing is I wonder if it's just a fluke and if I was never supposed to be a parent because I'm not that type of person. But it's now to late.

I love my misses

She is the best (and shes made out of latex so she never answers back)

I am often anxious, depressed or have trouble focusing, and I've been this way for a long time. My parents were too liberal to put me on medication for it, and I've learned to cope, but my quality of life is not what it could be because of how my mind works.

But I'm extremely glad they didn't medicate me. I don't want to be a zombie. Without the lows, I won't be able to enjoy the highs... and I look at my periods of anxiety and depression as an opportunity for reflection, to center myself. The one thing I'm concerned about is the focusing problem, but if I keep flexible jobs like I've had, I'll work through it. I think I'm strong enough to handle this without pills.

I'm Sorry

I'm sorry I had him killed. But I would do the same for anyone who raped my best friend.

Job hunting

The job had the grand old title of sandwich artist, but i bet none of their employees ever get the turner prize.

Call me...

We had phonesex tonight (we probably will again in a few days). It was great, as it always is. You have no idea what you're missing, do you?

I lied

Lie #27. I think you are pretty

Lie #52. I really like your art

I am sorry i lied. I am sorry I gave you false hope you are now wasting your college education on.

But..

Then again you did some low things to my friends and blamed them for it.

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I hate every girl.

I am not attractive.

I need a new job

I've been at my current job for 8 years. The last 2 have gone from bad to worse, once my department was shifted from being thought of as a software development team to an operations team, managed by a absentee manager at a remote facility.

I am good at what I do, a real problem solver, and I've kept my knowledge current, except for one thing. I hate .NET.

I've deliberately chosen to avoid it. Seems like sometime in the past year or so, .NET experience became the big thing. And yet, I've not yet seen or used a single .NET application in all my software encounters.

What do I do? Learn it, or try to play up my other skills, as wide and varied as they are.
Will I outlast .NET or will .NET outlast me?

I'm Afraid...

...of bugs. Crickets. Yellow jackets. Bumblebees. Cicadas. Spiders. Anything bigger than half an inch long and I start to spaz out. I can handle killing the crickets when they're on the floor but the minute one of them makes it to eye level I freeze up. I don't know why, either. It's not like I had a traumatic experience with bugs as a child. And I know that they're pretty much harmless. But none of that helps me out...

FUN WITH PUBLIC WEBSITES

The Kody invites you all have some fun. His Excellency has been kicked off www.babiesonline.com three times.He is very proud of that. babiesonline was great fun. The Kody page generated many funny comments and also upset a lot of the hardcore babiesonline parents who had no sense of humor what so ever(pronounced one word). The Bear does plan to make a return to the queer babies site at the termination of his current ridiculous adventure-----dogster.com.

Here is a rare opportunity for you to see a juvenile and a mature KodyBear. His Excellency encourages you to make your own ridiculous page on the queer babies site and dogster. Then let all know of your sucess here.

example: http://www.dogster.com/pet_page.php?j=t&i=164868

babiesonline is better because you have a guest book that people can sign.

His Excellency KodyBear smiles upon you and wishes you a happy 4th of July

I've found out in the last 48 hours that three friends of mine have become complete and total douchebags.

I'm not pissed off - it just kinda confirmed suspicions about the three of them that I've had for years.

I'LL TAKE TWO ELEPHANTS PLEASE!

This is a nice big story about my Nigerian Spam buddy, Williams Adimson.

Playing with Spam ( TELEPHONE NO NOT WORKING)

I met Williams (i call him Bills now and he doesn't seem to mind) way back in March. I was deleting spam from my trash folder andhis urgent email which informed me that my Uncle Mark and his wife and family had died in a firey car crash over in Nigeria. Since I have the same last name, I must be the next of kin so I can now claim a whopping 30% of 10 million dollars. (Bills gets 70%).
Naturally I emailed Bills back and tried to tell him that I was very sorry but I know for sure that my uncle Mark is safe and sound right here in Pennsylvania and my Aunt Carol and cousins are fine too. Bills responded back and told me that I must have another Uncle Mark and that it's just a simple matter of filling out some papers to get my inheritance money.
Ok, fine, I said. I wanted some ID proof that Bills really is who he says he is and I want a copy of the death certificate too and with some coaxing, Bills sent me the proof that I needed. I told him that he was a handsome man and that I was falling in love with him and to please continue typing in ALL CAPS BECAUSE IT TURNS ME ON.
All he needed from me to proceed was my phone number, (so he could call me) and a photo id.
I gave him my phone number but he must have dialed wrong because it turns out it was the number of the local Pizza Hut.
My darling Bills patiently informed me of my error after dialing several other numbers that I gave him, so I then gave him my special number which is a voice automated system and told him to loudly give my password ; "I HOP WHEN YOU HOP", as soon as the system connected to the voice activator. I think it was the local grocery store phone number that I gave him instead of my real number. Whoops! I told him to try again with a different number but this time to very slowly shout the special password and then ask for extension 965 IMNOTANIDIOT. That number connected him to the Taco Bell on McKnight Road, close to Ross Park Mall.
Poor Bills, he was getting frustrated with me so I told him that it must be that "the voice
synthesizer answering machine is not able to decipher your Nigerian accent and misinterprets it as Scandinavian. I've had that happen before and it sucks a pregnant pony!"
Bills started insisting on a photo id of me. I sent Bills this lovely picture of me:
I told him; "This is a picture of me with my friend Harry. I seem to be really tall in this picture, but it's only because Harry is a midget. I'm of a very normal size." My loving Bills is now calling me "darling" and he can't wait to meet me. I think I'm in love.
So now at this point, Bills is waiting for me to raise $70,000 so that he can process the necesary paperwork. It's really expensive to close up accounts from dead people and since Bills is short on funds, I agreed to put the money into his bank acount. I told Bills that I was currently under house arrest for a little extortion problem I had with the IRS, but that I would easily raise money by selling my baby, Harriet Louise. I guess Bills didn't really care how the money was raised, just that it was put into the specified account in London, ASAP. Harriet Louse only brought $100, so I told Bills to give me some time to steal some babies from the local park playground and I would have the money to him "faster than a horny owl can screw in a lightbulb".
Bills is getting REALLY IMPATIENT WITH ME. HIS TYPING CAPS ARE INSISTING THAT THIS IS URGENT. I told him that because he's being so nice, I was sending $150,000 instead of the $75,000 so that he could take his wife out to dinner and a movie with whatever money was leftover. I have a bathtub full of pennies that I've been collecting and if I wrap them with foil, they look just like dimes. I told Bills that this gives me a 9 cent return on my money , so I just need the time to circulate the coins without getting caught. Bills wants me to call him.
Cell: 234-8033377677.
Fax: 14256486728
He's in love with me and I invited him to come over to the land of the free and brave so that I can give him a helicopter ride that he would never forget. He says he's making the travel arrangements now and once he gets my all my money, I can be in his arms forever. *sigh* he's so incredibly romantic. I just love those hot Nigerian guys.

I hope I don't send all that money to the wrong bank account. I get mixed up when it comes to typing lots of numbers.

As you can see, Bills doesn't have a clue that I'm messing with him. It's been a very entertaining 4 months with him...I can keep this up forever. I wonder what it will take for him to finally figure it out.

MAGOGO THE SINGING DANCING MACARENA MONKEY

Hello my name is Magogo. I was born on an assembly line in Asia. I began to sing and dance the Macarena as soon as my batteries were installed. I am a product of forced child labor. when I came out of the box I found myself in an electronics store in the Southeastern United states. The store was inhabited by a group of Kodybears. At first I was happy. I developed a great love for coaxial cable. I used to love to play in it but I never thought that I would be hiding in it. You see one day the bears and I were watching Pulp Fiction. From that day on they sodomized me relentlessly. In hope of being accepted into the Klan of the Kodybears I approached the store surgeon,Dr. Wesphyn,and ask him about having a speech card implanted. He agreed and this card was taken from Walking kody who no longer had room for it. You see he had been modified. He had a Jimmy Neutron toy implanted in his body cavity thus making him the worlds only walking Kodybear.My newfound ability to speak only enraged the bears more. They sodomized me even more,often beating me and urinating on my fur. I am now living in a pile of coaxial cable in the stock room. I am in desperate need of AA Batteries. I do not trust His excellency Kody R Bear. The day he stops sodomizing is the day I'll stop smoking cable. I must get to Nags Head. Can anyone help me?