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The Patriot Act and one other IMPORTANT item.

The only reasonable minded person who could possibly have a problem with the Patriot Act would be the one who is engaged in something illegal and is therefore endangered by it's existence. For those of you who have issues with the act I say to you; "so what if we go beyond the "listening for terrorists" idealism and bust the occasional drug pusher/buyer using the Patriot Act. Who cares? So what if we use the act to further dent organized crime? Again who cares? So what if we out a CEO who is secretly funding other accounts in order to lessen their corps tax burden? I say who cares?"
Who cares is the person who is harmed. The terrorist, the drug buyer/pusher, the mob boss, the crooked CEO. That is who cares.
This next week we will go to the polls and make some choices. I encourage you to not vote a party line but to vote for the American. The American will be the one who understands the value of things like the Patriot Act. The American will be the one that understands our real enemy is non other than radical Jihadists. The American is the one who knows that if they hit their one nuke button we will hit our three buttons. The American will be the one who knows the UN is a stumbling block and used as a delay tactic. The American will be the one that understands the enemy we fight has a hatred for us so strong that they will stop at nothing to kill us all.
Please, far leftys and rightys do not comment. Your arguments and suggestions will fall on deaf ears. This country of ours is in dire straights and in need of a true American. Go beyond your 6 and 10 news and learn then vote American.

The Best fem-nazi site to fuk with

Here is the most hateful, left wing pinko commie site of all to tell your opinion tohttp://guerillawomentn.blogspot.com. They hate anybody that dares to not agree to their socialist man-hating agenda. Go tell em where to stick it!!

The Truth about Feminists(Fem-nazis)

Borat was having this conversation with some lovely feminists. They walked out after he called them pussy cats, which is way to bad, it would be nice for women to tell the world just how great feminism is? No?

If feminism is so great, than why can't these women explain it without anger, or having a man not agree with core beliefs? Personally I see feminism as a movement that wants to be superior to men, and have men serve women, rather than women serving men. The first one is not working very well I might add. Having a country of weak effeminate men, dominated by their mothers, brow beaten by their wives isn't strengthening our borders in defense against terrorism! Having strong men that could defeat their enemies and launch them at their enemies, is empowering the one where the true strength lies, manly men, charged with leading their families and guarding our villages, towns and cities from imminent threats from afar! Nothing a weak minded feminist, both mentally and pshyically, will care about until a terrorist lights a Nuke off in their Anuses.

"Oh, perhaps us weak minded feminists who were lead to believe man was the enemy, when in reality, there is evil men the world over, perhaps we should let the men do what MEN do BEST, protect the borders from enemies!", I can hear the feminists shrieking monday morning quarterback style.

How does our strong men, our first line of defense feel when they are constantly saying, "yes dear", "whatever you say dear", "she wears the pants, ho ho ho". These are the men that get steam rolled in divorce because women deep down, want a strong man that challenges them, and puts them in their place! Weak men get the dysfunctional families they deserve, complete with being forced to fund their ex families through Child support/welfare, and alimony!

Differences between men and women: Link Men do have a bigger brain, and are therefore have a higher IQ, per capita.

A few neurological differences between women and men from Louann Brizendine's "The Female Brain":

Thoughts about sex enter women's brains once every couple of days; for men, thoughts about sex occur every minute.

Women use 20,000 words per day; men use 7,000 per day.
(Has to do with math, so don't expect many women to understand)

Women remember fights that a man insists never happened.

Women over 50 are more likely to initiate divorce.

I was reading a story today about a woman that had to take testosertene for something either orally, or by injection. All she could think about was sex. She neglected her children, and drove her husband crazy with all the sex. She now has a new appreciation for what men go through.

Feminists think we are men are sex crazed nuts that need to be put out of our misery due to manwo's heard mentality. The issue needs to be put to rest, men and women are not the same, contrary to what feminists would love to think. Therefore men are not as good as mothering as women are, and women are not as good at commanding respect from others, as men are! The differences empower the family unit, to be the best it can be. To raise the next generation of children, in a more perfect environment. There cannot be two captians of a ship. A rooster never co-rules the roost with a hen, and a Lion never shares his throne with a lioness. Neither should man pretend he is the same as Wo-Man or vice versa.

A great time to repost the Garbage Generation link! Let us work together to tirelessly destroy the common enemy of both Man and Happy Women, Feminism, in all its baby killing glory!!!! Let us speak the truth!!!

I'd like to end this post, on a note from the 2nd to last link on this post:

Who initiates divorce?

The National Center for Health Statistics reports that from 1975 to 1988, in families with children present, wives file for divorce in approximately 2/3 of the cases each year. In 1975, 71.4% of the cases were filed by women, and in 1988, 65% were filed by women.[12]

In their study titled "Child Custody Policies and Divorce Rates in the US," Kuhn and Guidubaldi find it reasonable to conclude that women anticipate advantages to being single, rather than remaining married.[13] , cited by [14] When women anticipate a clear gender bias in the courts regarding custody, they expect to be the primary residential parent for the children and the resulting financial child support, maintaining the marital residence, receiving half of all marital property, and gaining total freedom to establish new social relationships. These are seductive enticements to divorce, rather than to remain married. In their detailed analysis of divorce rates, Khun and Guidubaldi conclude the evidence suggest that acceptance of joint physical custody may reduce divorce. States whose family law policies, statutes, or judicial practice encourage joint custody have shown a greater decline in their divorce rates than those that favor sole custody.

What the heck is going on????

What is up with this site lately? Every time I come by it is full of these bizarre flatulence questions and "Thanks" messages. What is up? Where are all the good posts? It's like it has been abandoned? Is there anyone here besides the fart people and apology man?

Democrats take over the House & Senate the headlines WILL read

What if the Conservatives lose both the House and Senate??

Another hateful fem-nazi site to fuk with

Here is another hateful fem-nazis's site you might want to post your opion at. She is very hateful and hates posts made by anybody that doesn't hate men as she does. Here is the link-http://womenasmothers.blogspot.com/. Comment on her sleasy site and let her know what you think of he dyke ass!!

The world worst dog

We have been taking care of a dog for the last few days as a favor to some close friends. This dog, a full breed poodle is the worlds worst dog. The story begins when the dog, we'll call him PITA for this story, was purchased. The families first mistake was they did not want to pay the full price for this particular type of poodle so they asked if the breeder ever discounted the price. The breeder said they happened to have a poodle from the last litter that had a over bite and was available for only $75.00 VS the normal $400.00. I'll bet if you asked them now they would pay twice the full price just to have a normal poodle.
This damn dog is neurotic. I am constantly cramming pills down its throat just to keep it breathing. It licks EVERYTHING and while it wont urinate inside the house (thank God) it will wiz on anything it feels like outside including your leg, patio furniture, hot tub, etc. Make one sound and PITA has a baking attack. PITAs bark will make your flesh crawl, kind of a high pitch, please kick me now sound. My dog, a full breed chocolate lab does his absolute best to ignore PITA. That is until he throws up on my dogs bed. GROSS! Plus since PITA is on special food his puke is even more gross.
They are picking the little butthead up today. Good because I don't think I could hack even one more night. Moral of the story, discount dogs are not a good deal.

Yo

Didn't somebody ever teach you that you can't argue with ignorance. If you think about it for a second it makes sensimilla.

Now that"s FUNNY. Do you mean funny haha or funny peculiar??

Canada

Isn't Canada the 51st state??

Karl Rove

Is Karl Rove an evil genius? Or just a partisan idiot?

The problem is he answers to no one. At least Bush/Cheney were elected like them or not!!

The Mighty Quinn

Heart Broken

I got married earlier this year and I suffered a massive case of cold feet. i thought many times of turning and running, but i was too afraid. i know that many of my friends saw it coming and a few even questioned me beforehand if i thought i was doing the right thing.

before i met my future husband i had a relationship with a man for quite awhile. he moved away for a work commitment on the verge of our relationship becoming serious. i was crushed when he moved but over time the pain began to ease.

i met my husband in college and we developed a wonderful relationship. it was perfect but we were happy. the day before our wedding the man i had a previous relationship with moved back to town. he has since started being friends with my husband and our other friends. we have been spending a lot of time together and all of my old feelings for him keep coming up. my husband is a wonderful honest man and he loves me with an incredible ferocity. i know that i am a very lucky woman.

the other man has expressed that he still has feelings for me and it has cause a lot of turmoil within my head and heart. i know what i should do and i know the right thing to do but why am i so tempted to throw away what i have in pursuit of something that might not ever work out? what is it about people that make us want something other than what we have? i'm just devastated....

Use Your Imagination

SUPERSONIC BIONIC ROBOT VOO-DOO POWER!!

2008 Presidential Nominees

Condi vs. Hillary?

Decriminalize Marijuana

* Marijuana is not a gateway to the use of hard drug

* Marijuana use does not lead to the commission of crime.

* Marijuana users are unlikely to become dependent.

* Marijuana use has little impact on driving

* Liberalizing marijuana laws is unlikely to lead to increased marijuana us:

* Marijuana prohibition poses a greater risk to health than marijuana use.

No Oil No Action

President Bush said yesterday that the killings in Sudan's Darfur region constitute genocide, breaking with the United Nations and some administration officials who in recent months have carefully avoided using the term to describe the violence and death in Darfur.

Since they have no oil and are not WASPS who cares if 10,000 Africans are being killed daily!!

The Mighty Quinn

Anonymous Comment

George Walker Bush will be recalled in history books as the worst and most ineffective president of this nation’s history. He has misused his authority as the commander in chief to make war. We should impeach the cowboy now before we get our asses nailed to our faces.*

*Anonymous comment

The Mighty Quinn

Monetary Cost of War To U.S. taxpayers are we the international police??( But I support the troops)

A new congressional analysis shows the Iraq war is now costing taxpayers almost $2 billion a week -- nearly twice as much as in the first year of the conflict three years ago and 20 percent more than last year -- as the Pentagon spends more on establishing regional bases to support the extended deployment and scrambles to fix or replace equipment damaged in combat. It is a CIVAL WAR!!!

The Mighty Quinn

I support the troops and the War in Afghanistan not Iraq because we already had them contained. What about North Korea?? Is the draft next???

Conflict of Interest

Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney have elevated conflict of interest to an art form. Before he joined the administration, Cheney was CEO of the giant energy company Halliburton, and he still receives deferred payments from the company. Halliburton’s a major contributor to the Bush administration, and Bush has paid them back in many sweet, sexy ways. In January, he announced we’re going to Mars, and an industry official told the Washington Post, "Halliburton would benefit considerably." Bush allowed hydraulic fracturing--an oil-and-gas-exploration technique pioneered and primarily used by Halliburton--even though studies showed the technique could leave toxic chemicals in drinking water. And then there’s Iraq. The Energy Task Force Cheney headed to develop a long-range plan to meet U.S. energy requirements naturally ignored ideas for reducing oil consumption and in March 2001 submitted a report containing a map of Iraqi oilfields, refineries, pipelines and terminals, along with two charts outlining Iraqi oil and gas projects. In 2003, without competitive bidding, the Pentagon hired Halliburton to rebuild Iraq and restore the Iraqi oil industry. After the company overcharged the government $61 million, the White House removed a provision from the $87 billion Iraq spending bill that would’ve held Halliburton accountable.

The Mighty Quinn

9-11 Commission

Bush Now Says What He Wouldn’t Say Before War: Iraq Had ‘Nothing’ To Do With 9/11
President Bush was in the midst of explaining how the attacks of 9/11 inspired his “freedom agenda” and the attacks on Iraq until a reporter, Ken Herman of Cox News, interrupted to ask what Iraq had to do with 9/11. “Nothing,” Bush defiantly answered. Watch it.

http://www.dailykos.com/

The Mighty Quinn

Chicken

"I have been eating so much chicken lately I am farting feathers."

Colonel Saunders

The Mighty Quinn

President Bush's Theory on Iraq

"One man's death is a tragedy , 3000 men's death is a statistic."

George Walker Bush 43rd President

Only leave 8 comments in total to this post

THANK YOU….

Thanks to all those that IGNORE the Post Deleter, Mr. FATMouth, Mr. crusader, OPD ect…. By not responding to him is the best way to let him know that he is nothing but a piece of sh-t waiting to be eaten by his mother. LOL :)

My toilet's not functioning properly.
When I press the handle to get rid of the stuff, instead of getting rid of it, it just fills the bowl with water.

My bathtub's not functioning properly.
The drain doesn't drain and I'm always standing in three inches of water.

(At least the sink still works.)

So I use my parents' bathroom.

I just wish my bathroom wasn't 2/3 useless.

My Public PGP Key

Diary of a Paedophile...

I still want to blog...

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My mother:

sometimes I think she's shallow.

so I'd like to disregard her when she's being shallow and awful

but she has authority so I can't.

My boyfriend
is
THE BEST EVER.

Good-bye
mom

INDY

On the mountain about the Kody Kave Komplex, an undead-skeleta-warrior (pronounced as one word) lowers himself into a small crevice, and into the lower apiary-royal-throne-chamber (pronounced as one word). Bees buzz around him, but they cannot hurt him. After all, he is already dead! Magogo warns Kody of the intruder, but Kody waves him off.

I want to hear his message, Magogo! This could be important! Read, skeleta! And be sure to pronounce it all as one word.

Masterindyhasheardthetragicnewsthatyouareplanningtolevethewebsiteandheimploresyounottoleavebecauseyouarehisesteemedrchnemesis! (pronounced as one word)

I see. Now, kill him, Magogo!

Magogo thrusts a knife into the skeleta's ribs, but nothing happens.

Massah, I's cant's kill him. He alread be dead!

Curses! This presents a problem. Very well, let him go back to Indy.

Hypothetical

You live close to where you work, it is in the city, and you walk to work. You enjoy what you do, everyday is fairly pleasant. On your way to work, at the same street intersection, there on the corner is a poorly dressed-smelly-dirty-ugly-person who mumbles to you everyday…asking for money, change…ect, this person is un-educated, un-informed and never has anything interesting to say……..WOULDN”T YOU SIMPLY IGNORE THAT PERSON…..guess what? Yes – there is someone / others on this site who need to be ignored…They feel the need to control, they say they want to moderate this site…do you think he/she/they may be doing this crap because they are seeking responses and have nothing original to post? Think about it…don’t waste your time anymore on these assholes (they probably masturbate when they see a response from you)…IGNORE THEM. This thought has been brought to you from the ad-counsel.

Tyra Banks

OK, usually I only post the "HDIGH"- but- did anyone happen to watch the Tyra Banks show today? She actually had something that made me think...
On the show, she had girls that were unsure of their sexuality- she had a mom that didnt accept her daughters girlfriend, she had a bunch of girls that didnt consider themselves lesbian OR bisexual, yet makeout and do "other" things with girls, and she had a girl that was curious, so she sent her on a blind date with another more "experienced" lesbian.
WELL... what made me think was a statement that one of the girls made. She said (and I quote) "most people think you have to be straight, gay, or bi, but you don't have to pick one". OKAY. I see her point in if she meant it as "you dont have to label yourself to make someone else happy or for someone elses sake", or even if you are just usure (but then you can just label yourself as curious), but thats not how she meant it. She meant it exactly how it sounds, but to me it doesnt make any sense.
If you are straight, you like the opposite sex. If you're gay, you like the same sex, and if youre bi you like both... but I guess you can be ASEXUAL?? Maybe... I dont know. Not that I am offended by any of it, and it doesn't bother me either, I'm just curious- maybe gay people just dont want to be labeled- which makes sense- it is a form of racism. But theirs a difference between someone calling someone gay and fag. One is obviously more offensive than the other. BUT... (someone who is gay please answer this) what do you refer to yourselves as? I mean, if you are comfortable enough to BE gay, then why would someone be so hesitant about letting others call them that? What should it matter what others think? I understand that the world can be very cruel... maybe that is why people are so hesitant about putting a "label" on themselves. Everyone has an opinion about what is right and wrong. Mine is AS LONG AS YOURE HAPPY- gay, straight, or bi- as long as you do it with class, thats all that matters. Whats everyone elses take?

AND PLEASE, IM NOT LOOKING FOR GAY-BASHING RESPONSES- YOU ARE ENTITLED TO YOUR OPINION BUT PLEASE BE COURTEOUS AND DO NOT OFFEND ANYONE!!!!!

Senor Fartador

* In Dante's Divine Comedy, the last line of Inferno Chapter XXI reads: ed elli avea del cul fatto trombetta ("and he made a trumpet of his ass"), in the last example the use of this natural body function underlined a demoniac condition.

* In Chaucer's "Miller's Tale" (one of the Canterbury Tales), the character Nicholas hangs his buttocks out of a window and farts in the face of his rival Absolom. Absolom then sears Nicholas's bum with a red-hot poker ("Nicholas quickly raised the window and thrust his ass far out...At this Nicholas let fly a fart with a noise as great as a clap of thunder, so that Absolom was almost overcome by the force of it. But he was ready with his hot iron and smote Nicholas in the middle of his ass."). (Lines 690–707)

* In the translated version of Penguin's 1001 Arabian Nights Tales, a story entitled "The Historic Fart" tells of a man that flees his country from the sheer embarrassment of farting at his wedding.

* Friedrich Dedekind's 16th century work, Grobianus et Grobiana, appeared in England in 1605 as The Schoole of Slovenrie: Or, Cato turnd wrong side outward, published by one "R.F.". The "Schoole" taught its students that holding back the desire to urinate, fart, and vomit was bad for one's health; thus, one has to indulge freely in all three activities.

* François Rabelais' tales of Gargantua and Pantagruel are laden with acts of flatulence. In Chapter XXVII of the second book, the giant, Pantagruel, releases a fart that "made the earth shake for twenty-nine miles around, and the foul air he blew out created more than fifty-three thousand tiny men, dwarves and creatures of weird shapes, and then he emitted a fat wet fart that turned into just as many tiny stooping women."[17]

* Montaigne, in his essay "Of the Force of Imagination", includes a discussion of flatulence. Of "the vessels that serve to discharge the belly", he writes "I myself knew one so rude and ungoverned, as for forty years together made his master vent with one continued and unintermitted outbursting, and 'tis like will do so till he die of it"[18].

* Benjamin Franklin, in his open letter "To the Royal Academy of ******", goes on at length in ye olde eloquent style that is his wont about flatulence. He satirically proposes that converting farts into a more agreeable form through science should be a milestone goal of the Royal Academy. http://teachingamericanhistory.org/library/index.asp?document=470

* In Mark Twain's 1601, properly named [ Date: 1601.] Conversation, as it was the Social Fireside, in the Time of the Tudors, a cupbearer at Court who's a Diarist reports:

In ye heat of ye talk it befel yt one did breake wind, yielding an exceding mightie and distresfull stink, whereat all did laugh full sore.

The Queen inquires as to the source, and receives various replies. Lady Alice says

"Good your grace, an' I had room for such a thundergust within mine ancient bowels, 'tis not in reason I coulde discharge ye same and live to thank God for yt He did choose handmaid so humble whereby to shew his power. Nay, 'tis not I yt have broughte forth this rich o'ermastering fog, this fragrant gloom, so pray you seeke ye further."[19].

* In Emile Zola's La Terre (the 15th volume of the series Les Rougon-Macquart), the eldest Fouan son can fart at will and keeps winning free drinks by betting on his skill.

* In James Joyce's Ulysses, the main character Leopold Bloom breaks wind in the "Sirens" chapter of the book.[20]

* The Gas We Pass is a popular children's book in the United States about flatulence.

* In the cinema, farting has been featured in films intended for adult audiences such as Blazing Saddles. However, this caused some controversy in the United States: when it was run as a movie of the week by ABC the farting sounds were overdubbed with sounds from the surrounding horses, so the scene had cowboys sitting around a campfire standing up and leaning over for no apparent reason (Dawson, 1999, p. 125).

* The film Wet Hot American Summer features a boy lighting a fart as an act in a talent show. Additionally, the film's DVD features an optional "fart track" that adds fart noises to the film's audio.

* An episode of MythBusters featured myths about flatulence and determined the chemical composition of a typical flatus.

* "I fart in your general direction" is a popular phrase from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Mr. FATMouth

I have a confession to make. I am the one known as Mr. Foam At The Mouth, the one who is a conservative Christian and wants to silence everyone who disagrees with me. My confession is this: I am also the Post Deleter, Kody bear, Magogo, Vader, and Indy. I have mental illness. I sometimes dissociate and break into different personalities. So I have created these trouble-making personalities, and then Mr. FATMouth to wage war against them. I apologize, and I will stop at once.

HDIGH part 5- or 6? Lets say 6.

I don't really remember what part I'm on, but I just wanted to give everyone an update- I decided not to take any RX's YET... me and my dr actually decided together that we would try a psychiatrist before medicine. You see, when I was little my father was a meth addict and my mom has been addicted to RX pills since I was 11- vicodin, OC, soma, you name it, she has it. I am now almost 21. I see that addiction runs in my family and I'm just nervous. If I could try a different road first, then I will. I much rather prefer to be safe then sorry. I know that it might not help my problem go away, and if I have to take a RX, then I will- I just need to know that I have tried everything possible before I resort to a pill to make me function normally.
Aside from that, everything else seems to be going good. Me and my bf talked about me talking to someone to help my problems- he is actually convinced that I am already on anti-depressants, but I assured him that I AM NOT. I should probably just tell him that the reason I'm not is because I am scared of addiction. Not like I have ever abused pills or any other substance, just a precaution. I actually don't even enjoy alcohol- which bring me to my next topic...
I'm turning 21 in about a week (yay!) and I was going to go to Vegas (cliche), but I'm not necassarily into gambling- or at least I don't think I will be- I don't really like to get beligerent and I'm not too much for partying anymore, so maybe someone can give me an idea of something to do to celebrate? I'm in southern Cali, BTW.

This is very interesting info. Don't you think so?

So KodyBear why would you bring Indy here to anonyblog???????

anonyblog archive
August 10, 2005
Back In The Day

Back in the day there was this great anonymous bolg site named BitchAboutstuff.com. What a fun place that was. All kinds of intelligent people would post their thoughts at this site. There are too many to remember them all but a few are, 16 year old black girl, Fokker, Dragonlady, KodyBear, Dr. Funkinstien, the list goes on but my memory fails me. I wish that a few if not all of my friends could find this site and pick up where we left off. I miss the racist remarks, the gay bashing and the varied political viewpoints posted at this once great blog site. I hope this site will rise to the great stature of BitchAboutStuff.com one day. Until then I will have to be satisfied with this boring site and its lifelessness.
Posted by anonymous at 08:19 AM

killer1 is here bitches so......
a posting on the General Discussion (formerly Ask Guan) forum

stand in awe of my big powerful cock.
killer1
Tue 25 January 2005, 03:28
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jeez killer...

how you doin?
smart girl
Tue 25 January 2005, 03:31

what the fucks up sg? this place really fuckin blows now.
killer1
Tue 25 January 2005, 03:34

yeah, haven't posted much but not much has changed.
smart girl
Tue 25 January 2005, 03:35

see that fuckin child molester ako is gone. not that it matters, he would never fuck with me. good riddance to bad molesters though.
killer1
Tue 25 January 2005, 03:38

SMART GIRL PLEASE TELL THEM HOW YOU LIKE MUH DICK.
BigBlackBuck
Tue 25 January 2005, 03:39

would you please fuck off and quit using my name in your vile shit...

smart girl
Tue 25 January 2005, 03:41

SHE WANTS MUH DICK
BigBlackBuck
Tue 25 January 2005, 03:44

yup. i can see not much is different. fuckin punks still trying to be the one to take the rulers off the throne. but as always, its just molesters and special ed students......
killer1
Tue 25 January 2005, 03:44

apparently so killer...
smart girl
Tue 25 January 2005, 03:48

I checked that link to kiddyporn. Fuckin a! That was beyond some 16 year old showin her ass. That shit was fuckin kids gettin raped and shit. Who is the fuckin asshole that posts the puke? I wanna kill the fuck. Is it Ako or some nigger?
AssbiteAndy
Tue 25 January 2005, 03:49

i dunno but sting turned their ip's over to the fbi. good for sting...

you don't want your ip address linked to it.

viewing it is not advisable...
smart girl
Tue 25 January 2005, 03:50

OMG. Someone is posting illegal shit here???? Porn involving kids is no laughing matter. If there are children that come to harm because of the fags that go around posting such sick people, well, those fucking perverts really should be put in the slammer. Here's a better use for the word "fag", anyway - pedophiles, rather than gays.
Jacquelina
Tue 25 January 2005, 03:53

yes and yes. i have a phone message that ako left on my voicemail and contrary to what he portrays, he is blacker than the ace of spades. i dont know how to get it on here, but i would cut off my left nut if i could. shut up his fucking bullshit once and for all. even though he was always scared of me when i called him out and would never respond.
killer1
Tue 25 January 2005, 03:54

"I checked that link to kiddyporn. Fuckin a! That was beyond some 16 year old showin her ass. That shit was fuckin kids gettin raped and shit. Who is the fuckin asshole that posts the puke? I wanna kill the fuck. Is it Ako or some nigger?"

SOME NIGGER I HOPE ITS NOT YOU TALKING ABOUT IT COS YOU DID IT AND YOU WANT TO DRAW ATTENTION TO IT IT WAS FUCKING DISCUSTING I WOULD GIVE ANY PEDO A CURBING IF I FOUND THERE DUMB FAG ASS.
WHITE PRIDE
Tue 25 January 2005, 03:55

Is Akobadbreath the pedophile?
Jacquelina
Tue 25 January 2005, 04:00

Whoever posts that shit should have their head cracked on cement.
Brasky
Tue 25 January 2005, 04:02

WHICH BASICALLY IS WHAT A CURBING IS BRASKY
WHITE PRIDE
Tue 25 January 2005, 04:03

WHY DID STING EVEN POST THAT LINK? HE CLAIMS TO HAVE TURNED IN IP'S TO FBI. HOW WAS THAT ACCOMPLISHED? IS IT STING THAT POSTED THAT FILTH AS BAIT? I DON'T GET IT. WHAT GOOD WAS IT TO PROVIDE AN ADDITIONAL LINK TO CHILD RAPE PHOTOS ON UNICAST?
Anonymous Coward
Tue 25 January 2005, 04:06

damn straight it was akofag. ask smart girl. she fuckin knows about his ban from another site for the same shit.
killer1
Tue 25 January 2005, 04:07

Why is Ako such a jerk?
Jacquelina
Tue 25 January 2005, 04:08

How did Sting even find that stuff? He must have been looking for it. I bet he was whacking off to it! What is that stupid rap site? A den of perverts? If it is, what was Sting in there for? I fucking want to know!
The Regulator
Tue 25 January 2005, 04:09

Did anyone ever think STING could mean FBI sting? Starting to make sense to me.
Anonymous Coward
Tue 25 January 2005, 04:11

sting posted a link to the site the person posted it on, not a link to the actual porn.

he turned their ip's over he posted a copy of the email he got from the fbi site with headers and all that proves it.

i say good for sting...
smart girl
Tue 25 January 2005, 04:11

Okay, so now what?
Jacquelina
Tue 25 January 2005, 04:14

How did sting find the site in the first place?
Anonymous Coward
Tue 25 January 2005, 04:14

SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH YOUT STING BASHING YOUR MOST LIKELY THE FUCK WHO MENTIONED IT IN THE FISRT PLACE WHEN IO CAME TO THIS POST I SEEN NOTHING TALKING ABOUT CHILD PORN THEN YOU JUST MENTION IT. SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT STING DIDN'T POST IT HE GAVE THE IP TO THE FBI THAT WOULD BE VERY FUCKING SMART WOULDN'T IT?

ITS THERE IT WILL BE DELT WITH JUST DONT LOOK AT THE SHIT, IT I DIDN'T BUT I BELEIVE STING THAT ITS THERE.

THE PUSSY WHO POSTED IT WOULDN'T MEET ANY OF US TO GET HIS HEAD KICKED IN ANYWAY.
WHITE PRIDE
Tue 25 January 2005, 04:15

White Pride, I think some folks from kobe could use a curbing big time. Those idiots are absolutley nuts and need to be nuetered
Brasky
Tue 25 January 2005, 04:16

i agree. don't bash sting.
smart girl
Tue 25 January 2005, 04:19

I guess I'm confused. I read Sting's rant and click the link. I get sent to some forum and click on another link PCPP or something like that, and I am greeted with some little kid being raped. How does that help anything? It fucking ruined my day. I don't think it was funny and if Sting was trying to prove a point, it didn't work. Usually people that discover a pile of shit are the ones hunting for shitpiles. Again, why was Sting at that site?
The Regulator
Tue 25 January 2005, 04:19

fuckin right. if i found that fuckin piece of shit id fuckin stick a broom handle up his ass and break it off.
killer1
Tue 25 January 2005, 04:19

STING HAS BEEN ON THAT SITE FOR AWHILE MAN HE HAS BEEN THERE FOR MONTHS OR AT LEAST A COUPLE OF WEEKS BEFORE ANY OF THAT SHIT IT WAS LIKE IS PLACE TO MAKE FUN OF THE NIGGERS.
WHITE PRIDE
Tue 25 January 2005, 04:20

Kobe? But you'd be gaijin, abroad, and Japanese are nervous about gaijin. The tabloids crank out reports about foreigners committing violence and other such crimes. But - you're right: pedophiles should be punished. Maybe talk to the Japanese about it?
Jacquelina
Tue 25 January 2005, 04:21

I wish Guan would delete the link. Some kid might find it.
Anonymous Coward
Tue 25 January 2005, 04:22

I agree. We need to petition Guan Yang to put the link on the kibosh.
Jacquelina
Tue 25 January 2005, 04:23

KOBE YEAH BRASKY I GUESS SOME OF THEM COULD USE A GOOD CURBING I WOULD RECKON MIGHT KNOCK SOME SENSE INTO THEM NOT SBM THO I TALKED TO HIM HE ISN'T THAT BAD.
WHITE PRIDE
Tue 25 January 2005, 04:24

are there alot of kobe's or something? i am so not up on the internet frequenting nerds...
smart girl
Tue 25 January 2005, 04:26

Pride, Thanks for the lucid answer (finally). I didn't realise that Sting was a regular there. Of course, he must have opened one of the links by accident, as the content is not clearly labeled. If that list of links I found said "kiddy porn" I wouldn't have clicked on it. But I did, and I almost spewed. I'm a semi-racist, not a fucking pedo.
The Regulator
Tue 25 January 2005, 04:27

i wish you guys would stop talking about this shit under my post. i dont even fuckin want to be THAT fuckin involved. this fuck has it coming.
killer1
Tue 25 January 2005, 04:28

Isn't Kobe a really expensive beef raised in Japan?
Anonymous Coward
Tue 25 January 2005, 04:28

I know of two Kobes: Kobe, Japan (a city), and Kobe Bryant (a basketball player who's also a major jerk).
Jacquelina
Tue 25 January 2005, 04:29

killer1

"That involved"

Don't flatter yourself. Nobody cares. You are not significant enough to attract attention- especially by association.
Anonymous Coward
Tue 25 January 2005, 04:31

we know the same kobe's jacquelina...
smart girl
Tue 25 January 2005, 04:31

Kobe Beef. Very expensive. It's the finest in world.
Anonymous Coward
Tue 25 January 2005, 04:33

oh well.
Jacquelina
Tue 25 January 2005, 04:33

good.
killer1
Tue 25 January 2005, 04:33

OK. I went back to that rant site and scrolled down. It looks like a good anti-nigger forum that some asshole keeps spamming,like Ako did here, but with perverse material. That is some stupid shit to be doing. Obviously a nigger or crazy liberal troll that wants to disrupt the forum and can't do it by debate. I hate those fucking cowards. I hope Guan has a way to filter that shite!
The Regulator
Tue 25 January 2005, 04:43

that indy guy is pretty perverse...
smart girl
Tue 25 January 2005, 04:46

You know about him? He was THE spammer at bitchaboutstuff. I believe that site just shut down after weeks of that little prick posting teenturd nonsense. He posted links to some sick shit kiddy stuff.
Anonymous Coward
Tue 25 January 2005, 04:58

FUCK! bitchaboutstuff is back, and Indy is still there.
Anonymous Coward
Tue 25 January 2005, 05:03

Whoever Indy is.
Jacquelina
Tue 25 January 2005, 05:05

i know about him. he has posted here before. and over at ck's site, he is one sick fuck...

smart girl
Tue 25 January 2005, 05:09

He's one of them pedoperverts, I take it.
Jacquelina
Tue 25 January 2005, 05:12

He's here.
Anonymous Coward
Tue 25 January 2005, 05:12

Not a pedopervert, but unbelievably disgusting.
Anonymous Coward
Tue 25 January 2005, 05:13

i saw.

in all his disgusting glory...

smart girl
Tue 25 January 2005, 05:14

I just fucked Emma Watson so hard that I made her have her first teen-orgasm (pronounced as one word). Then I ate her girlfeces (pronounced as one word) and farted in her face.
Indy
Tue 25 January 2005, 05:14

A pedopervert, all right.
Jacquelina
Tue 25 January 2005, 05:16

I just ate-drank (pronounced as one word) a bucket full of Emma Watson's and Bonnie Wright's dandruff, scalp oil, earwax, eye mucus, spit, snot, breastmilk, phlegm, pus, plasma, bone marrow, sweat, urine, feces, diarrhea, farts, toecheese, blood, menstrual blood, green bile, black bile, stomach acid, vomit, clitoral-smegma, anal musk, and rectal slime.
Indy
Tue 25 January 2005, 05:16

Oh? You must be Jeckyll and Hyde, then. bubble bubble double toil and trouble!
Jacquelina
Tue 25 January 2005, 05:19

SHUT UP INDY YOUR A LITTLE FAGGOT KID, I BET YOUR GIGGLING LIKE A LTTIE SHIT RIGHT NOW THINKING YOUR SO GOD DAMN FUNNY YOU ARE I GOT NEWS FOR YOU BITCH YOUR NOT FUNNY AT ALL JUST STUPID.
WHITE PRIDE
Tue 25 January 2005, 05:21

Oh, and you ARE disgusting. Punk.
Jacquelina
Tue 25 January 2005, 05:21

told you jacquelina. now you know who he is. i shouldn't have talked him up. sorry.
smart girl
Tue 25 January 2005, 05:25

wow i feel i have my own fan club hehehe, thanks white pride,smart girl and others who took up for me, anyway that rapp room site is where i meet ako and he turned me on to this site, it was only after posting the rapproom url here several times did the kiddy porn start showing up over there. if i where going to post child porn than i would look for blacks to make them look bad, but again i never saw shit like that from ako or anyone until i posted that site url here. go figure, thanks guys
STING
Tue 25 January 2005, 08:01

fart skank slut bitch dick queer

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piss fuck whore johnson clinton gore tits fisting fornication salad-tossing butt
knockers lizard cum semen jism pussy cock sodomy swallowing three-way
69 abortion pedophile juice squirter corn-holer hillary booger-eater turd felatio

Pizza for dinner

Tonight we had pizza for our evening meal. We called and ordered delivery from Godfathers Pizza. I like pizza and I thought it would be interesting to see what everyone elses brands or types they liked. Any bizarre toppings that we eally should try? Looking forward to reading the comments.

THE BEES

His Esteemed Excellency Eminence Kody R Bear was working in his apiary behind the Kody Kave when he heard Magogo approaching. He had always loved working with the bees and was keen to their behavior.

"Magogo! Come here! See here. Come and take a look at the entrance to this hive and tell me what you think."

As the hapless ape bent down to the entrance KodyBear gave the hive a hard kick causing the bees to attack the monkey in full force. The KodyBear laughed uncontrollably as the panicked ape ran at top speed and slammed into the front tire of his SUV folding like a cheap suit.

"Get up Magogo. Would you have me believe you can't handle a few bee stings?"

"Dat not funny Yo Excellency. I comes to tell you dat he say he got one hundred million of dem skeleton things."

"Come again?"

"One hundred million"

"Magogo this is serious. I think we need to leave anonyblog. I don't feel safe in this hostile environment anymore. We can't possibly survive here anymore. We need a place where we are free to spew vile toxins at will. Magogo listen to me carefully. Seal the Kody Kave. Turn Mrs. Mead loose. I don't care what you do with her just get her out of here. We will leave the army here. I want you to book us a flight to Johannesburg then to Harare. We will hide out at the hunting concession and get that Lion. We may not be coming back Magogo. I don't see how we can deal with the skeleton army and the censorship faction."

"Yes Yo Excellency. I will make it so."

"You had better"

A JOKE TO ALL OF YOU

The Horny Housewife

One day the horny housewife went shopping at the grocery store.
After shopping every isle including the produce, meat, dairy and alcohol section her cart was quite full.
While checking out with the cashier she asked the young man who was bagging her groceries if he would help get the cart out to the car and help load them. He agreed to help. The horny housewife was delighted.
As they approached the parking lot the horny housewife leaned towards the young man and said,
“I have an itchy pussy”.
The young man replied, “You will have to point it out, all of those Japanese cars look alike”.

The "REAL" Post Deleter

This is strange as I never thought I would be posting. I am the real post deleter. I am the one who started it all. Why I did it was because of the constant profanity laced posts by specifically KodyBear and Indy; this actually being quite irrelevant as I have made my feelings very clear from the start. Now while I'm clearing things up, I am not the one you refer to as "The Crusader OR Mr. FATMouth. Should you continue to believe I am then fine, no since in trying to talk to those that are deaf.

Now, why am I posting? First and foremost I have not deleted any posts since Admin put us on time out. I think we all learned, including me from that little episode. Their were some very well thought out and written comments in that string.

The recent posts that are being deleted are not being deleted by my hand. I stated in my poem that hopefully you all read that I would be watching and I am. I have seen no rules broken. What I have seen is a clean version and a genuinely unique Kody story. I applaud him for that effort. Seriously, thank for cleaning it up! I have also seen Indy posts. I don't honestly know that it was Indy as I am also the one that takes credit for running him off. Yes, he is a dismal individual who literally does not belong here or anywhere. Regardless of that one of his posts were deleted as well, again not by my hand. The bottom line is I am not your post deleter this time. However, I would return should the crap return. That is why I am posting. The crap has not returned and I’m taking the heat for deleting posts. So whoever you are make yourself known in the form of a post and clear me. At least I met the beast on equal footing and stated my cause.

I just wanted everyone to know that. Now commenter’s, before you go off on a feeding frenzy please understand I am not posting to argue as to whether I had the right to delete posts or not. I chose to do what I did and I will chose to do so again if necessary. Yes DragonLady I realize this is Admins site and only admin has the right to make those choices. Unfortunately Admin has never made the right choice yet in the proper moderating of this site. And I have every right to say that. I also have every right to disagree with anyone’s rules or regulations as they do mine.

Just understand I am not the current deleter and I say to whomever you are; I disagree.
OPD

Mr. Crude-sa-der

Everyone - please be careful not to release any personal information over this web-site that could led one to find you or identify you. Other identities – post deleter, Mr. crusader, Mr. FATMouth, anti-Kody clan ect.) To be more correct, those post and comments came from the same computer according to IP address – could be a couple different people typing at same computer but I sense it is one person. I had my friend over the other night, who assists the FBI in identifying unifying traits of criminal activities, and she said it is one person- a male- and he is deeply deranged, psychotic and very unstable. The person becomes very distraught when he feels he has lost control. Notice his posts refer to how he is watching- will take action if he does not like what he sees. He wants others to feel threaten, that places him in a terrorist category. If he feels you do not take him seriously then he become very unstable and strikes out. My friend also said that this troubled person is probably capable of murder and quite likely has killed someone and hidden the body. Also was identified as someone who lives alone. Reminder- please be careful the troubled person IS VERY DANGEROUS. Do not empower him.

INDY

Indy sits atop his fortress-throne (pronounced as one word) in the Arc-de-Triomphe (pronounced as one word), high above Paris-city (pronounced as one word). Since his glorious resurrection from the catacombs (pronounced as one word) below, his undead-skeletal-minia (pronounced as one word) has subdued the entire government, police force, and population of Paris-city (pronounced as one word), as well as the surrounding environs (pronounced as the French do) with the help of injectia of his mind-control (pronounced as one word) drug, provided free-of-charge (pronounced as one word) by Halifax the Necromancer. By combining the skeleta and the subdued population, he now has minia of just over 100 million mind-slave-warriors (pronounced as one word). He sits at his war table, looking at maps of the Kody Kave Komplex, plotting his attack. But first, he needs a manservant (pronounced as one word). After Magogo killed Leroy Cleophus Washington, he has not found anyone nearly as good. But the search, and the plotting, will continue, and they will all be pronounced as one word.

It's hard to say that I was wrong

It's 10:53 p.m. right now. I should be going to sleep, I've got school tomorrow. How do you make days different? I'm just going on with every day and stuff just sorta blends togethor. I don't want it to blend. I want to make days different, special, something. Anything. But today will just go by, and it will be tomorrow and people will read this. Things will go, no matter how much you try to slow down and think about it. "It's hard to say I held my tounge"

Post deleter is an impotent coward!!

The post deleter is a limp dicked piece of cowardly crap. He still sucks his 78 year old mommas tits and sucks his daddys dick(and his dad has been dead for 14 years). He lives in an outbuilding on their farm and fucks the sheep in their asses. He then comes to anonyblog where he feels more of a man by deleting Kody Bears and others posts because that is the only control he has in his entire pathetic life. Then he goes back to sucking a nd fucking the mom, dad, and sheep. But the sheep caught his herpes and now they run when they see him!!
Come on you sick little twisted fucker, dlete this before anybody sees the truth!!

Who is deleting posts and why? Their has been no profanity or pornographic images posted in the Kody posts or even the disgustng Indy posts. The reason why I am asking is I posted a question in the last Kody post and was hoping to see an answer. Instead I come to the site to see if it was answered and the post was deleted. You are carrying on a war that I understood to be in a truce. I do not condone this activity. Stop it NOW!

Has Anyone Ever...

Has anyone ever lost a significant relationship due to excessive flatulence?

stress

Open question to the masses: do you find that commited serious relationships are stressfull, or is it just me?

Customer Service

I am rather curious about something. Has anyone noticed how bad customer service has gotten? I just bought a new truck and had a horrible experience. The very same day I had another horrible experience in dealing with someone who was to repair my home furnace. What is up? Now I am looking for an actual good experience and I cannot find one thing. Has anyone out there experienced this?

Ex-Poster

I will be refraining from posting here any longer until that Mr. FATMouth stops stalking and threatening and exposing people. His behavior is illegal and disturbing. Goodbye.

Bout time

I've decided to finally do it. Taken me years, and I still don't like the idea, but I'm gonna call and book an appointment with my doc to find me a psychiatrist. Got the guy's number right here in my hand. It's not that I'm nuts or anything, I'm not. It's just that I've got some stuff about myself to figure out. Why I feel scared and panicked and depressed all of the time. Why my sex drive has gone to hell. Why I can't just relax and be happy with what I have, instead of always wondering and stressing over what I could have, or what I could be doing differently, or what I've done in the past. Before it just affected me, but now it's affecting my family too, and that's not fair. That's part of the problem too, I don't understand why relationships scare me so much. Maybe I'll find out. Maybe I'll even get better and be happy. Here's hoping, cause I can't take not knowing about myself, even if what I learn isn't what I wanted. Wish me luck.

So long everyone,

I have visited this site about 12 times, posted about 3 times and 2 times my post was deleted. I don’t know anything about this kody clan stuff, but some of the Kody stories are funny, some are interesting and some are a waste. What has disturbed me is the one referred to as the Post-Deleter, Mr. Fatmouth and Mr. Crusader. I think he is the one who had deleted my post. Now he claims to be watching. There is just something wrong with this person. I do not feel comfortable visiting and or posting here as long as this sick individual is here. Goodbye everyone.

Why must we expel waste?

Why must we expel waste? Some do it daily, some every couple of days and a few do it several times a day. Why can we not just burn it all up as energy? It seems like such a waste of time to sit on a white porcelin hoop and expel it. I dunno, just the way I feel about the subject. But when I have tried to not do it my stomach hurts and I end up doing it anyway.

My Russian Girl

ok here's how the story goes!!!!

yesturday after she got home from work, she texted me to tell me that she wasn't home and that she would text back in a min. well i thought ok. she texted me back to tell me that she was with Paul(who is a 60 yr guy to she use to live with as a roommate with 3 others gurls( they are all from russia)) well paul helped her out with the paper work to stay here and to go to school, ok im ok with that. but last week paul got catch by one of my girlfriends (my gurl friend doesn't live with paul ne more goin on 1 yr.) exroommates with pictures of all the other roommates and home made videos he was using for porn. well i told her that i didn't like for her(my gurl) hanging out with paul, and she told me that he is like a father. but i think he is just trying to get to her. cuz she told me that he goes to my gurl when ever he is in trouble or upset because he knows she will go!!! i don't trust that. im just at a lost of what to do i found that i care more for this gurl. then i had wanted to.

When I started to really want to IM you again I noticed you never get online anymore.

I don't have your number and besides I'm shy.

I want to exist to you I really really do.

talking
on the phone
and being
utterly
incomprehensible
like i always am

TODAY'S RECIPE

FISH TACOS

Obtain your favorite firm white flesh type fish
Some examples are Tilapia, Grouper, Mahi Mahi, Cod, and Haddock
Cut fish into 1-1 ½ inch strips and set aside
Make an egg-wash with a few eggs and a couple of tablespoons of Texas Pete hot sauce
Place fish strips in egg wash
Using your favorite seafood breading, bread fish strips and set aside
Heat oil in your deep frying devise to 350f

While your oil is heating chop, slice and shred these
Tomato, avocado, lettuce, Jack cheese
Also, make this sauce for topping your fish taco
You will need:
Small container of sour cream
4 tblspn mayo
Juice of ½ lime
1 or 2 chipotle peppers
Purée chipolte peppers in food processor
Add limejuice, mayo and sour cream, mix well

Fry your fish strips until golden brown and crispy
Drain on a rack covered with paper towel
Choose soft or hard taco shells
Build tacos, starting with fish, layer tomato, avocado, lettuce and cheese
Topping with chipotle lime sour cream

Enjoy!

Thank You,
Master Chef Vapor

Low-Life-Films

I could tell by the sound of the knock at the door it was not something that was going to be pleasant. With great frustration I opened the door and and… and…oh sh-t…”Hello Mr. Bear, aah Kody , aah sir.” I didn’t like the look in his eyes,

“You STUPID fool!” (Kody) screamed at me. “What the hell is wrong with you? First, you did not address me properly…”--------”SIR –YES SIR YOUR EMINENCE YOUR EXCELLENCY YOUR ESTEEMED SIR MISTER BEAR KODY SIR. I am sorry sir…please forgive me sir.”

By the look in his eyes I knew my ass was grass--- “Whatever you want sir , anything sir, what may I do for you sir” … I felt like throwing up…..he was holding a solid silver bat- thumping it into his other paw. All I could think was that I had only seconds of life left….yes, my life was passing before my eyes. A tune came into my head – “Why Do I Keep #%@#*&#ing Up” by Neil Young .

“Silence!” Kody growled in a very soft voice. “You heard my monkeys doing the war dance? Felt the ground shake? You did not arrive immediately with your camera gear! Why do I send millions of dollars to Low-Life-Films if you are not there for me?”

“Please forgive me,” I replied, disguising the fear in my voice because Kody does not like for those that work for him to seem weak. “I was almost done packing my gear- Your excellency…won’t you please come in my little abode please…over here sir, you may sit.”

WHACK! Kody smashed his bat onto some small figurines (the “Hear No Evil, See No Evil, Speak No Evil” monkeys) I had sitting on a hallway table. “ Look at me Mr. Stupid, LOOK AT ME- do you think I am stupid or what?! What to you take me for- some kind of Ignoramus Bear? You should not have to be packing anything! I paid for a duplicate set of gear, one for you to use all the time and another set in battle-ready status, isn’t that right? And you didn’t capitalize the E in EXCELLENCY that last time you spoke to me!”

Fear was overcoming me- I hoped Kody could not detect it. My bowels emptied into my pants I was so scared- and if he thought I had crapped my pants- he would make me kneel and do the unspeakable. Good thing I was wearing my “Opps, I Crapped My Pants” undergarment. I informed him…”Yes Your Excellency, you are correct Oh Great Bear….sir….It’s all here in the hall closet, see sir, here it is.” I pulled everything out of the closet and opened the cases for Kody to inspect. “You see Your Excellency sir? All right here and never been used. And it’s the Panasonic brand you requested sir.” Quicker then my eye could follow, Kody, I mean His Excellency, began smashing the new camera gear…..wham!….crash!…..boing!---the destruction was complete.

“What in the hell are you doing?” I asked Kody.

Kody replied “Doing? Doing??!! I’m not doing anything…I am already done.”

“But your Excellency, That was close to $50,000 worth of brand-new camera and audio recording equipment you just destroyed – WHY? What am I going to use now?” Had the bear lost his mind? I wondered. “What is the problem sir…?” I asked

“Mr. Stupid, are you stupid or do you just take me for some common bear?” He asked in a thunderous voice. “What equipment you had was not good enough, I want….no…I DEMAND that when you record this war that has taken shape…it MUST be recorded in HIGH-DEFINITION-WIDE SCREEN with 7.1 SURROUND SOUND and ALL DIGITAL with quick up-link to our satellite system…..DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?.....Now grab your Kody-Kredit-Kard and follow me….I’ll let you ride in my chauffeur-driven Rolls-Royce to the store, and hurry….I must get back to the SUPER- TOP-SECRET-KODY-KAVE, Magogo might be done with the battery install.”

I'll be watching

anonyblog!
you know not who i am
the names you offer
point to those and to them

while i cleaned
deleted and erased
your only answer was to comment
never to write but always cut and paste

I bid you farewell
a solemn goodbye
but always remember
I'll always be here to spy

Until next time my services are
neede.

You want me not to hate?

You want me to let sleeping dogs lie?
tell IT.
In any language it is still attempting to assert itself as a peurile dysfunctional eunoch.
Why I ask you? What possible motivation can it have?
Is not the festering limb that has become gangerenous better removed from the rest of the body? Lest it poison what there is potential in goodness left in the rest of the body?

KODYBEAR

His Esteemed Eminence Excellency Kody R Bear did his best thinking in the lower warehouse of the Kody Kave. Here the Macarena Monkeys,four hundred thousand of them still in their original boxes,were stacked on four thousand pallets arranged in neat rows. Futher down in the cave were twelve hundred pallets of AA batteries. Six million in all. Enough to power the army of monkeys for five days.
He found Magogo on a forklift where the coaxial cable was stored. His Excellency was astounded at Magogo's stupidity. The over zealous Monkey had brutally killed Leroy Cleofus Washington before he could pronounce his message all as one word. Now the only clue to the message was the bloodstained parchment that the Bear had to pry from the dead manservant's mangled hand.

"Yo! Whas up BearBoy?"

"How dare you address me in that manner! How much cable have you been smoking?" He then noticed the empty Shlitz Malt Liquor Bull High Gravity beer cans on the floor.

"If I were you I'd be getting sober! We have a lot of work to do. First do you see this mess you've left on my floor? I want all those little pieces of wire and plastic cleaned up along with the beer cans. Don't smoke down here any more Magogo. Next I want Ten thousand Macarena Monkeys unpacked and powered on. By the time your done with that hopefully you will be sober enough to translate this scroll."

Magogo looked at the parchment that was handed to him. He had never seen anything like it before.

Plurimus suspicio fornicis memesis orator ut unus vox EGO Indy Valde operor hic per ostendo sum ut EGO sum valde eater of puella feces. EGO sum valde puella excrement deus! EGO sum valde coprophagist! EGO mos orior oriri ortus iterum quod exigo meus ultionis super vos quod vestri exercitus of monachus. Nusquam subsisto! Nusquam est Super!

"Yo Excellency what dis done be writed in? French o sumfin?"

"That's for you to figure out! And Magogo when you bring me your report I want you to clean yourself up and wear something nice. I just made a fresh batch of strawberry yogurt."

"Yes Yo Excellency."

ADDED BY THE DREADED POST DELETER! 10-22-06
Mr. Kody and clan! Wrong wrong wrong. I am not "The Crusader". I am someone you cannot find or ever name.
I am but a wisp of smoke, forever untraceable. I am adding this paragraph to your post simply to let you know you are being watched. Unlike Admin I have no fear in striking what is wrong from any record. No the wrong does not stem from any idea I may have but rather from the US Constitution. You have been reeled in. The slack you once enjoyed is now gone. You are also being watched. Keep your posts as non profanic as the the latest ones and you will be allowed to post. Coss the line and I'll strike you from the record.
The anonyblog war is under a treaty. We will call it the "Yes, we still hate each other but we do agree we still hate each other" treaty. I am leaving this site now confident that Admin can rope you in on desire.

Goodbye Bearboy.

PS: Tell your friend Vapor that his little make believe program needs a lot of work and he also needs a T1. And DragonLady, to you I say "touche". Short of your choice of husbands you seem to have done and do very well.

The deleter

Sometimes I wonder what it would be like if I hadn't pledged my self to him. Like I could I don't know feel better about getting into other boys. But then I remember before I didn't do that anyway. And things probably haven't changed

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Mr. Smoker

I am a pipe smoker. I want to make a brief rant about the anti-tobacco people, whom I lovingly call either "The Smoking Nazis," or "The Pleasure Police." It is not enough for these people to try to control their own lives. No, they want the government to control mine as well, simply because I enjoy an activity that they do not. Now, I understand that people have the right not to breathe in smoke. Fine. But they have that right only in PUBLIC places. A bar or a restaurant is NOT a PUBLIC place. It is a PRIVATE business, owned by a PRIVATE citizen, who has the right to refuse service to anyone. Since when did people gain the Constitutional right to go to someone's private establishment and not experience smokers? Why do their rights trump mine? I PROMISE I could find something in their lives that is unhealthy etc. Should I have the government ban that too? Would they like unhealthy food or watching TV instead of exercising to be made illegal? I for one do NOT want an overbearing, fascist government controlling my life. I do not want the law, made by fat, rich, old white men who ALL drink and smoke, to force me to live in a certain way. That is FASCISM. Can you not see this? I have the right to smoke my damned pipe. If you do not like it, that is your right. But it is nether MY RIGHT nor YOURS to force the government to outlaw someone else's lifestyle just because we disagree with it. There. Rant over. I am off to smoke a pipe.

INDY

Indy sits alone in the blackest recesses catacombs (pronounced as one word) beneath Paris-city (pronounced as one word). Before him stands a tall, slim, dark figure in a black robe and hood.

You have summed me, Indy?

Yes, my Lord. I have summoned you, Halifax the Great Necromancer.

And wherefore have you thus summoned me?

I...I...beg a favor, Lord. My father saved your life once, and you vowed to him a favor.

This is true. I will keep my word. What is it you ask?

My great archnemesis (pronounced as one word) Kodybear has wickedly slaughtered my Manservant Leroy Cleophus Washington. I sensed a disturbance in the force.

Halifax the Necromancer closes his eyes and takes a deep breath before replying.

Yes, Indy, I feel it too. But what can you possibly do about it? After Kody destroyed the girlturd (pronounced as one word) fortress with his great ranks of Saniflush Kannons, you are now alone, deserted by your people, living as a rat deep beneath this ancient city.

That's the thing, your Excellence Halifax. There are all these bones around us...

Surely you are not saying...surely you are not asking...

Yes, Lord Halifax. I want you to revive these ancient bones from the dead and make them a great Undead Legion in subservience to me. I will use this Undead-Legion (pronounced as one word) to attack Kodybear's great Magogo Macarena Monkey Army.

But you do nt know what you ask, young Indy! There must be millions upon millions of bodies here, lives, people who have lived and died throughout the many centuries of the history of Paris!

You vowed a favor to my father.

Ah, then, so I must. Stand back.

Halifax the Necromancer begins to chant in Latin and wave his wand. A dark, nebulus cloud surrounds him. Suddenly, there is a stirring among the ancient bones. The grinding of bone-upon-bone (pronounced as one word) begins to produce a deafening crescendo from throughout the miles and miles of catacomb-tunnels (pronounced as one word) beneath Paris-city (pronounced as one word). Old bones reconnect to form skeletons, skeletons stand and walk. Within an hour, there are over 50 million undead-living-skeleton-warriors (ponounced as one word) bowing before Indy the Great.

There. Indy, I have raised the dead. The rest is upon your head. I will have no further part in this. My vow to your father is discharged.

You have done well, Lord Halifax. I ask nothing more of you.

The 50 million undead-minia (pronounced as one word) begin to chant, "Hail to Father Indy! Hail to our Maker!" They chant this in Latin, and they pronounce it all as one word.

Indy nods his head and grins wickedly. He thinks to himself, "Yes, now I shall rise up again in glory, and destroy once for all my great archmenesis (pronounced as one word), Kodybear!

ADDED BY THE DREADED POST DELETER! 10-22-06

So Mr. Indy, you scum sucking botom feeder. Yes, if it is you out there in Louisiana? No I cannot see your IP unlike the time I built the site you visited and I trapped your IP. Yes, Mr. Indy. I am watching because you in my opinion should thank God for every breath you take. If it is you Indy, just remember that only 3 things happen to scum like you, just 3 things. 1. You are like gum stuck to ones shoe after a hot summer day, you are simply removed with a stick and then forgotten about. 2. You are like the white stuff in bird shit. You know what that is? Just plain old bird shit. 3. You are like the annoying pice of dog crap one innocently steps in. Once discovered ou are sticked or hosed off and forgotten about. Just like dust scum.
People reading the INDY post above. Do not be tricked. Mr. Indy is very much a convicted pedophile. Check your neighborhoods. This man is dangerous and the internet allows him to sculpt his habit. Pure evil!
Rememer Indy. I'm like the wind I can resurface very quickly and find you once again. I'll be watching.

"isolate the variables to be optimistic?"
"Think of an ant farm, we are of course the ants. Why are we the ants? because we're insignificant like them of course. We go throughout life, never giving a second thought about what we do or say, we do what we're told, but one day, something changed, something new, something amazing. An ant on his route got lost, and wandered out of the ant farm, and what does he find? He finds the truth, he sees it from the outside and how pathetic everything is, the foods he enjoyed, the pleasures he thought, the goals he set,... they were all nothing, meaningless, absolutely nothing. What does this ant feel? he feels GOD DAMNED EMPTY, he feels like shit. he feels that this is all bullshit. What can he do? Can he go back and share with his fellow ants? How can he? A picture is worth a thousand words and he will never be able to convert to anyone. So the ant becomes isolated, alone. Why? just because he can see the truth? to perceive what others can not? Why is it always like this? The truth is, the little insignificant ant isn't the only one. There are much much more, not a majority of the population, mind you. but still, enough to be a force to be reckoned with, but why doesn't the other ants support their fellow ant? The ant, same as them, have perceived the real truth, of the true pathetic shit house which they called the the world? why? because they're weak, none of them have the strength, the power, the will to hold on to this truth, like the ant they are also crying out why why why in their minds, and there is no one with the answer. its like a disease, everyone's sick, what do you do? call in the doctors of course but alas, the doctors themselves have fallen ill, what now? everyones on their own, and you know what the sickness is called? LIFE, the very essense of life, thats what the sickness is, the up and downs, the many problems, the burdens of it...."

I hate not being able to give myself to everyone
and myself.

I don't feel well; I don't feel well at all. My stomach hurts and I'm sort of angry.

But this always happens.

I'm

kind of mad.

TODAY'S RECIPE

CHEF VAPOR’S RECIPE FOR DISASTER

Put your child in a bubble; do not let the nasty world
get anywhere close to them
Feed your child at least five “Happy Meals”, Five “Lunchables” and
five “Kid’s Cuisine” a week
Do not feed your child any vegetables such as, onions, beets, cabbage,
broccoli, spinach, green bell pepper, chili peppers of any kind or any other
of those veggies kids should not eat
Do not let your child participate in any sport or activity
where they might get hurt
Call the school and complain about the “schoolyard bully” that
keeps beating the crap out of your kid because you forgot
to teach him/her to stick up for themselves
Let other people baby-sit, look after and generally raise your child

Combine these ingredients any way that you wish and watch the weak, confused, introverted, obese, wimp emerge.

After reading the MSNBC web-log this morning and coming across an article about how several states have banned games like tag, touch football and dodge ball; I felt that this would be the subject of my post today. These games are being banned for various reasons including, school liability for injuries, inappropriate touching and bullying. What a bunch of crap. These games help toughen up a kid so they can be prepared for the difficult life that is ahead of them. The whole liability insurance thing is out of control. If our children are well supervised, why should we have to worry about inappropriate touching? Furthermore, the “schoolyard bully” is just an unpleasant fact. Getting rid of them is like trying to get rid of fleas. Additionally, these bullies always reap what they sow, if our children get knocked down on their ass it’s all right. They learn to get back up. It is up to the parents to teach children how to get back up and dust themselves off and to roll with the punches. This is an important lesson that is quickly being lost in our politically correct society. Certainly, we should keep our children safe, but in these times of out of control childhood obesity and related diseases, should we be banning activities like these?
Let the children play. They will work it out.

Thank You,
Master Chef Vapor

INDY

In the cloak of the night, a solitary figure in a cape climbs the cliffs surrounding the Kody Klan Kave. It is a Negroidal man. It is Indy's Manservant Leroy Cleophus Washington. Clenched in his teeth is a withered scroll. There is a message to deliver. He must prove his loyalty to Indy the Great his Massah by finding Kody Bear himself, and pronouncing the message all as one word.

He reaches the Kave's secret entrance, the entrance he has used for these months to deliver his spy reports, before he decided to return to Indy's side. He waves the Sekret Sign to the Kody Klan Royal Guard, and they allow him to pass. He creeps to the Royal Kody Chamber.

Massah Kody? Dat you? Oh Lord, wat you's be eatin' der?

Mind your business! And you did not use the word Esteemed!

Esteemed Kody Bear, I's is sorry. I's got's a message fo yu, and I's supposed to ponounces it all as one word's. Here go nuthin. *Ahem.* MostesteemedarchnemesispronouncedasonewordIIndytheGreatdoherebydeclarethat...

A bat comes from behind. Like Maxwell's silver hammer, it catches him unaware. The last thing that Manservant Leroy Cleophus Washington sees in this world is the wicked, grinning, bloodstained (pronounced as one word) face of a grinning Magogo Monkey.

Back in the catacombs (pronounced as one word) of Paris, Indy feels a shudder in the Force. Something has happened to Leroy,he knows. This means war. He lets out a wail of sorrow for his faithful manservant, and he pronounces that wail all as one word.

WHAT DO DREAMS MEAN ?

Deep in the Kody Kave His Esteemed Eminence Excellency Kody R Bear was was dreaming. He was in a beautiful meadow climbing a persimmon tree. The dream was always the same. The lone persimmon,always just out of reach in the blinding sunlight,beckoned him upward. As always in the dream the branch snapped and he was falling,awaking abruptly as he slammed into the briar patch. Awake now, he thought of his father who had been killed years before in a hunting accident. As a Kody Kub he had asked his father what the dream meant. His father had replied,
"Of course I know what it means Kody. Any fool can see it. It is a reflection of your inability to have a relationship with a sow."
He reflected upon this. His father had been right. The sows had come into his life every few years. It was always good for a while until the inevitable betrayal,the fruit always just out of reach followed by the pain of the briar patch. He thought now that there was no time left for such foolishness. He had an empire to run.

Magogo! Get in here!

Yes Yo Radiance.

Magogo it has come to my Esteemed attention that we may get a message from Cleophus Washington. In the event that he makes a personal appearance I want him killed. Magogo I need some proof of your loyalty in these trying times. I want you to personally see to it----with the baseball bat.

But Yo Eminence I ain't hasn't eva done nuffin like--

Magogo you do remember what happened to your associate Cletus Astopholes?

Ok,Yo Excellency,iffin he come I gwine ahead and duzz it.

It's also come to my attention Magogo that youv'e not been paying careful attention to the way you've been managing my press releases. Many Singing Dancing Macarena Monkeys in your position find good employment here. What I'm trying to tell you Magogo is that you are expendable. I demand that you maintain strict adhearance to the stated rules. If you do not Magogo I will personally visit you----with the bat---and that will be your ass.

Yes, Yo Eminence.

CHEF VAPOR'S RECIPE FOR SUCCESS

Be kind to others, even if you do not agree with them
Treat others the way you would like to be treated
Do not judge others, God is the only judge
Greet every new day with a smile on your face
Do not pick fights with things that you cannot beat
If things pick fights with you and you cannot beat them, walk away
When you are in another’s domain have respect for their rules and laws
When driving on the highway keep a good following distance
Look people in the eyes when you talk to them
Always be painfully honest with yourself
Look at yourself in the mirror every day and ask,
“Is this what I want people to see?” (If it is not, do something about it)
If you can, talk to your parents as much as possible. They will not be around forever
Know that the best way to conquer your enemies is to make them your friends

Over the last few years, I have gone through some major changes in my life. I have had good success in making some much-needed corrections in my world. These are just a few things that I try to follow every day. If any of you have more that you could add please comment.

Thank You,
Master Chef Vapor

Back to our regular status

The login account will be reactivated now.

I will be traveling for a bit and don't want to have to worry about this site while away.

As a result, I am making these requests in addition to the normal rules:

1) For now, do not discuss or debate the current Anonyblog 'crisis' with posts back and forth, please use the comments thread of this entry if you feel such a need. New readers and those not involved cannot make sense of such things. Again, my goal is for new and casual readers to feel free to post without having to wade through much of this type of 'discussion'.

2) For now, limit yourself to one post a day. While some may have interesting material that might warrant more posts per day, too often multiple posting has become abusive and the cause of trouble.

3) Be respectful of each other. Please refrain from post deletion or other 'vigilante' tactics. Some may feel that this is helping, but in actuality, it causes me trouble.

And lastly, in an Anonyblog style entry from the Admin, a short topic to consider:

In the last 2 weeks four people I work with have died, some suddenly and without warning. That gives me pause to remember that life can be fleeting and you should not put off until tomorrow things that can be done today. My suggestion is that you take the time today to call your familiy or those you consider as close as family and say hello. Nothing dramatic, but enough to let those that you care about know that you care about them and were thinking of them.

your world is filled with hopes and dreams but the reality is that the world is what you make of it. so when you make the world your own; what would you face in the name of fears. people have stated to me that you can only have one dream but you dream dreams everynight just time to make them happen.

Kody in class bored

Kronic Stoner

your world is filled with hopes and dreams but the reality is that the world is what you make of it. so when you make the world your own; what would you face in the name of fears. people have stated to me that you can only have one dream but you dream dreams everynight just time to make them happen.

Kody in class bored

Kronic Stoner

Enough

This is not a message board. There are no sides or teams here.

Since you continue to act like bickering children, I will treat you as such.

You are on a time out.

Yo, Komrades of the Kody Bear…….

Consider this…. The “others” non-Kody clan- are just trying to BAIT you to fight and respond, they are just full of hatred and ignorance and intolerance and nothing more. Do not fall into their trap and waste your time and efforts to battle them….Lets pretend they don’t exist….Post what you want, when you want all within the rules…if someone deletes your / our / my posts….just repost……don’t let the ruffle your fur……they are not worth it.

Good day…..signed….Mr. Stupid aka Mr. Ignoramous

P.s. keep multiple windows open for when they change the password.

INDY

Greetings Fora:
I am currently in hiding in the catacombs (pronounced as one word) beneath Paris, biding my time until my Glorious Resurrection! I shall return in triumph like Napoleon! Soon this fora shall enjoy me once again.

Indy the Great

Below ...is the post I deleted...sorry....

The Clan poem is the post I deleted last night.....I am sorry....I have felt bad for breaking the rules.....I did not edit it.....Signed Mr. Ignoramous.

Ps I'm getting tired of the Non-Kody clan breaking the rules.....I in the heat of the moment...want to let the post deleter know what is it like to have your post deleted......again I am sorry.....I had no right to delete....there is no good reason why I did.......sorry.....Now it is back.

The Clan

Kody and Vapor
Are Having Blast
They have changed
The Password Just
Like In The Past
Mr Ignoramus He Doesn't
Care
He just Loves To Follow The
Above Pair
MB and the Site Drunk
They Get Pissed
Whenever Kody and Vapor
Have Fun And Let Them Miss
DragonLady she is really
quite good
But by hanging with the
others is always misunderstood
Lets Not forget Indy
Who Has Been Frightened Away
Although KodyBear wants Him Back
He's Permantly Gone into hiding and there he is to stay.
Oh They Keep Posting
These Fake Indy Posts
But I know INDYS IP and Therefore
His Internet Host.
So There You Have
Anonyblogs Clan
Really Quite The Bunch
Their Time Here Is Limited
Of This I Have A Hunch
They Have Hurt This Site
The Damage Is Bad
They wont listen to reason
And Now Im Mad

My Soon-To-Be-Deleted Post

I'd like to clear something up here: "Doctorine" Naomi has asked why I advocate the Kody Klan, in her words, "that gang."

I do not advocate "that gang." What I advocate is their right to post according to Admin's stated rules. I repeat: Admin is the owner of this site; Admin, and only Admin, makes the rules. What he allows to stay on this site in the form of posts and/or comments is his right, and his right only. If he doesn't delete something YOU find objectionable, you need to accept it. No one else has the right to dictate what goes on here. As I have stated before, most of us were taught by our mothers that when you are in someone else's house, you respect their rules, and you don't tell them what you find acceptable or not under their roof. This is Admin's "house". If it's okay with Admin, it should be okay with you (I am using the generic "you" here) and if it isn't, you need to keep it to yourself, or go home. I am thoroughly tired of being told that I am "childish" for expecting people to understand that it's Admin's site, Admin's rules.

Now don't attack me because the Klan has broken some rules by posting distateful images; I am not saying they haven't. I know of ONE post deleted by my husband. Otherwise, I know of no deleting or editing by any of the Klan. What I AM saying is that only ADMIN has the right to decide what stays on this board and what doesn't, whether anyone else likes it or not.

Good Morning? Lets try to have a nice day.

There is much that irritates me…. about other people, traffic, music, TV shows, crimes, HATE, WAR, ect--- I personally can’t stop the “negro” or “white” person from selling crack cocaine in that bad section of town….that is for the police to handle, I might do something that someone else “doesn’t care for” BUT I DO NOT do that with ill intent towards any one person or group of people…. If that person or group of people didn’t care for what I did- that it is their problem…they are free to tell me they didn’t like it but if I broke no rules..then they have no right to take corrective action against me.

I do a lot of driving as a part of my job- I would call myself an aggressive driver-in that I move quickly in many of my driving actions ie- approach a stop sign quickly- stop quickly- (make it a complete stop-don’t roll through it) and get going again quickly. What I find irritating to me is……We have a lot of “two lane divided highway” here and every day I come up behind someone in the left lane traveling the same rate of speed as someone in the right lane…..neither is passing the other…..It irritates me that I can’t get around them……they are not breaking the law here (trust me – no law about keeping in right lane) but it would be POLITE if the one in the left lane would either speed up and get over or slow down and get over but NO –this idiot will remain in the “fast lane” “Passing lane” (in other states) I do not tail gate them- I do not flash my lights at them – I do not honk my horn at them…all that would be rude -I am patient, what does happen and I am sure the asshole who was just blocking my way doesn’t like it at all is –when the asshole does get a little farther away from the car in the right lane or the driver in the right lane accidentally give me that very small amount of room to squeeze “PASS” the asshole –I will take advantage of the opportunity and with very little room-----I PASS and get in front of that asshole in the left lane……I feel this person in the left lane does not like the fact that I just pulled in front of him /her with about a foot distance between us ---to bad -- they were irritating me for a while….granted they (hopefully) were doing it on purpose,,,,, and I did not cut them off on purpose,,,,,I speed up and get away from them……>>>>>>> now- neither of us were being considerate of the other---- both of us irritated the other-not on purpose--- now in general…..I am very considerate of the other drivers on the road----- If someone put on their turn signal I will slow down to let them in---if I’m blocking traffic from getting around me- I get out of the way.

This is not the case here at anonyblog…..Kody Klan do their own thing…..it happens to irritate some people……these some people break the rules and become assholes ON PURPOSE to give the Kody Klan a hard time…….Kody Klan does not attempt to give any one a hard time UNLESS PROVOKED. I -99.999% don’t delete any one else’s stuff- never changed the pass word…..I AM SORRY yes SORRY last night I deleted one post by the person I thought was currently deleting the kody post…….I felt bad that I deleted the post….I am sure Mr. Crusader aka Fatmouth doesn’t feel sorry for his deleting action,,,,,,I think he is proud of his work…..that’s a shame

Signed....Mr. Ignoramous....please play nice.....

PD, Post Deleter we know your name! Try Baby steps!

KodyBear and the Kody Clan! Ok so now we know Kody and clan. Yes, we bow to you! Yes, oh great group of deleters! Enough already! Lets move on! Can you go one day without ranting about this crap. Try taking baby steps.
Oh yeah one other thing. Try NOT cutting and pasting the same BS comments EVERYWHERE.

Post Deleter

The PD (post deleter) is starting to grind my gears and i can't believe he went and changed the passwords, how low!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and that goes to ne one who does

Too Much

Too much money
Too much debt
Not enough money
Too much debt

Reality sucks and I hate its smell

This Is Anonyblog

I feel compelled to respond to the post below.
Sir or Ma'am, your observations are good but somewhat shrouded because of the anonymity we each have on this site. You are correct that "Indy" and "Kody" have broken rule number one by posting images unfit for young children. That is as far as it goes for "Kody". "KodyBear" is a personal friend of mine and I know that he has not made commercial posts for products. The posts of time magazine are a parody, it's a joke man." Kody" does not change the posts of others." Kody" and his friends have made an agreement not to do this. It is my guess that the person or persons doing this are the same person or persons that deleted posts then changed the password today. Rule number four has to do with the password I am thinking.
There are hostile persons breaking the rules here every day but it is not the "Kody Klan" as some like to call us. I am taking it upon myself to speak for my friends here on Anonyblog. Most of the visitors here obey the rules. There are a few who make it difficult for everyone else. The post deleter will most likely delete this post. I hope it stays up long enough for the right people to read it. Just because you do not like the "Kody Klan" does not mean that they are the people breaking the rules.

What is Anonyblog

I thought it appropiate to post this. I have followed it up with some of my own observations.

Anonyblog is a place where you can post the thoughts that you don't want to post on your own weblog.

Most webloggers run into the problem of wanting to blog something that may cause trouble if friends, family, or coworkers read it.

Feel free to use the link above with the username/password to post freely.

Here are the things I won't allow:

1) Images that are unsuitable for children. No nudity, disturbing, or other wise inappropriate for young kids.
2) Commercial posts for products or services
3) Don't change the posts of others
4) Don't mess up the MT configuration or profile

Have fun and don't be stupid.

Regarding anonymity: I have set a cron job to purge the logs every couple of hours. I'm not checking them and even if asked for them, they will be auto deleted and I won't have them.
Posted by Admin at July 30, 2003 01:16 PM

Regarding items:
#1 Indy and Kody have both broken this rule. Kody as early as yesterday.
#2 I don't think anyone broke this although Kody's constant posting of Time Magazine covers does push it.
#3 Kody once again.
#4 Yet again our own Kody

KODY WHAT DON"T YOU GET ABOUT ADMINS RULES????

Now wtach hime delete this post.

THE CRUSADER, THE POST DELETER, MR. FOAM AT THE MOUTH

JUST A SHORT NOTE TO YOU-
Just in case you have not noticed. No one else has stooped to your level and deleted your posts. When others who visit this site read and dislike your posts, they move on to another post or log off. You seem to be somewhat intelligent. I do not understand why you continue to delete the posts that you do not agree with. This simply is not fair and has the profound effect of destroying the attitude of this type of website. People come here to say things that they would not be able to say anywhere else. The Admin has provided a much-needed outlet for some people. I will not stoop to your low stature and ask you to leave but I will ask you to obey the rules and conduct your crusade within the parameters of this website. This is not much to ask and Admin has asked those who use this site not to delete the posts of others. In retrospect, I know that we all reap what we sow and as vile as you say the Kody Klan is at least a certain level of respect is maintained within their ranks.
That being said, I would like to commend my brothers and sisters in arms for fighting a good fight and keeping an impeccable level of respect in these troubled times.
Keep up the good work.

RIP Anonyblog

Well, this site is officially ruined, I think. Now it's just a messageboard for the nutjobs to argue with each other. Sad to see it go. It was a great Idea, but as with many other ideas before it, there's always some asshole to come and shit on it. His name, KODY!

I come to this site to read
however everything written is bad indeed.

Therefore I'm smitten
to act like a kitten
and strike the record where it need.

remove disolve and edit
Kody and Indy dont you get it?

Indy is human waste
he left in a big haste
and Kody sings his song

Kody I say
You get this warning today
One disgusting post and you are GONE!

Please help me……

I have read the rules….read the description of what anonyblog is for, PLEASE can anyone one show me / point to where / direct me to – in the “rules” of anonyblog or in the “design” of anonyblog that it says: “Do not post anything unless it will be a post that EVERYONE will care about. Where is it written that your post MUST BE interesting to all other readers?......I couldn’t find where it said that stuff……Am I to believe that there are some new rules here that we must obey – new rules set-up by the users of anonyblog and not issued by Admin. I am very confused right now….who sets the rules for anonyblog? Who is the one to decide what is appropriate to write. PLEASE HELP ME FIGURE THIS OUT! Signed Mr. Igoramous, Have a blessed day:) and remember….Jesus luvs u.

KODYBEAR

His Esteemed Excellency Eminence Kody R Bear wants you all to be rich! In a recent interview with Time Magazine the Bear explains how he acquired his great wealth. Your Excellency you have a chain of successful drug stores,Bear Drugs,two electronics stores,huge hunting concessions and safari companies in Zimbabwe and two Macarena Monkey factories in Asia not to to mention your huge underground complex,KRB Enterprises. How did you do it?

Well as you know I started out as a public service announcer for a small electronics company which I eventually took over. But to make a long story short I've made most of my money selling my greatest invention---KodyBrand Toxins. There have been a lot of add ons for this product as well. These products aid in the deployment or "spewing",the industry term, of KodyBrand Vile Toxins. You really should get some. I'll give you a deal! Hell,I'm gonna save you some money!

Your Excellency on a different subject it has been rumoured that Indy has resurfaced.

Come again?

Indy has re-appeared. Excuse me. Your Eminence Indy The Great has resurfaced.

Well, this is serious news. I no longer have time for this interview. Leave me now! I have much to do!

Yes your Eminence.

Magogo! Get in here! Now! There may be trouble. Indy may have returned and the post deleter will surely be censoring the whole bloody site! It will no doubt change the pass word if it feels threatened so your answer to my next question better be yes! Have you left the new entry page minimized as I ordered.

Oh Yassa Yo Toxicity!

(Author Side Note)

People I have cleaned up my act! As you can see this post is quite harmless and dare I say, humorous? I promise you no more Indy, non stop cussing, sexual innuendo, or beastility in my posts.
I apologize to all those I offended!

Today's Recipe

HOW TO STAY AWAY FROM THE CRACK NIGGER

What you will need:
High quality cocaine
Baking soda
Water
Cooking utensil (stainless steel spoon or glass test tube)
Small metal rod about the size of a coat hanger
Lighter

Take two parts high quality cocaine and combine with one part baking soda in cooking device
Add just enough water to create a liquid, not too much
Gently heat mixture until a film of oil appears on the surface of the water
Let cool
Remove oil with small metal rod, oil will stick to it
Let base-rock dry

Vapor’s kitchen tip:
Use refillable butane lighter as “Bic” and other types of disposable lighters contain
dirty low grade fuel and leave nasty black soot all over your cooking utensils

Now you can stay away from that bastard The Crack Nigger
Try to enjoy your miserable self

Thank You,
Master Chef Vapor

I cannot believe the crap!

Vapor! What an incredible butthead you are. What is it you call yourself, Chancellor isn't it? Do you even know the meaning of the title, Chancellor? It means a leader and you are a long long way from that. I read the posts you have been making all day in response to Naomi. Thats one smart cookie as she opted not to debate you. That I would liken to debating President Kim Jong Il. Actually he may even be a little more above board than you. Why did you go off and attack her? You felt threatened didn't you Vapor? Strong women scare you. She would of wrapped you around your own words and set you a drift in the sea of iniquity. Well Chancellor Vapor lets change your title to High Jester Vapor Head because you are a joke. Another of the Kody clan, another loser.

What Have We Learned?

We have learned that once you throw your silly name or your handle into the ring here anyone can masquerade as that entity. Many here are involved in doing just that. The thing to do is write in a distinctive style and stick to it. In my opinion, “mb” is the master of this. No one can or even dares to imitate “mb”. My hat is off to you sir. Keep those posts coming governor. As for everyone else, we can only aspire to be as clever as “mb”. This has been an interesting weekend here on Anonyblog. Lots of posts and opinions , I have found it most entertaining.
I just needed to get that off my chest.

Thank You,
Vapor

Slap my ass

Slap my ass real real hard,
Then throw me into the yard.
Beat me like you beat your dick,
Because I am a fucking prick.

You know you like it yes you do,
Cause I know what they say bout you.
You like to fart then smell the smell,
It reminds you of your own hell.

Anonymous 10-15-06

mb is dead, murdered by fellow anonybloggers.
lets hope they dont start buggering his corpse

Anonyblog..
dead dog
thick fog
dirty bog
rusty cog
foul hog
burnt log

the ghost of mb

DEBATE NAOMI

Where have I done anything different from you in using this site for a message board? Did you not address a post "Dear Kody, Vapor, MB, DragonLady & friends:"? Your Bible thumping is quite clear in your rhetoric. I did answer your point of contention.
I wrote, "This is an anonymous blog where people come to write things that they might not be able to write anywhere else. If you wish to conduct a god squad crusade here, that is your choice. Others come here to “fill the blank page” with different things. Other than my satire of a recipe, I think that my recipes are creative and flavorful. If you do not like these different styles of writing and thinking and are tired of them then why don’t you take a break? Instead you choose to criticize and condemn what you do not like or understand. You say that you do not want to read the various poems by “mb” and the sexual frolics by “KodyBear” etc. The problem is you cannot help yourself from reading them and you feel dirty afterwards."
This clearly answers your question. You are just unable to understand anything that does not fit into your right wing, conservative train of thought.

This is a debate not a message and I am sure the Admin would accept more than one post a day in this situation. So do not chastise me for making more than one post. Let us stick to the issues.

Thank You,
Chef Vapor

GOOD DAY

Naomi, 32yr young mother of three with a doctrine in theology
You might not believe this but I value your difference of opinion. Unlike you, I know this is what makes the world go around. This is an anonymous blog where people come to write things that they might not be able to write anywhere else. If you wish to conduct a god squad crusade here, that is your choice. Others come here to “fill the blank page” with different things. Other than my satire of a recipe, I think that my recipes are creative and flavorful. If you do not like these different styles of writing and thinking and are tired of them then why don’t you take a break? Instead you choose to criticize and condemn what you do not like or understand. You say that you do not want to read the various poems by “mb” and the sexual frolics by “KodyBear” etc. The problem is you cannot help yourself from reading them and you feel dirty afterwards. This is your conservative right wing personality disorder acting out it’s self. Just pop another Xanax or Prozac and you will be all right.
I feel that you give the DragonLady a break because you are into girl power. If you are married and if you have a husband, I am sure he lives in fear of you. Even if he will not admit it. More than likely your husband has left you or you have kicked him out. And you are a frustrated mother of three.
It is your right to ask people to leave but that does not make it correct. It is rude to ask people to leave when it is not your place to do so. We are all guests of the Admin and it is Admin’s responsibility to monitor this site. He will ask me to leave if he wants me to. Furthermore, it is my right to maintain my anonymity and use a “silly name or handle” if I choose to do so.
You should try to be more tolerant and understanding about things that you do not agree with. Just because it does not fit into your conservative lifestyle, does not make it wrong. I do not think you are wrong. I think we are different. It most likely bothers you that I knew that you are a bible thumper. You see I am a pagan and I only believe in the creator. I do not believe in Jesus as the christ. I also have three beautiful children, a 16yr girl, 14yr boy and 5yr girl. I am a 48yr old single father. My son lives with me full time and the girls come and go as they please. The two teens are from 1 mother and the 5yr old from another. I have a great relationship with both mothers. You would probably find it difficult to accept my lifestyle but I understand yours.
I wish to leave you with a quote that was left by one of your right wing bible thumping conservative Christians:

"Change proves that you are still alive. Change often measures our tolerance for folk different from ourselves. Can we accept their languages, their customs, their garments, and their foods into our own lives? If we can, then we form bonds, bonds that make wars less likely. If we can not, if we believe that we must do things as we have always done them, then we must fight to remain as we are, or die."
Robin Hobb

Thank you and Have a great day,
High Chancellor Chef Vapor

My husband on the DL

I also, like the other post on here (from July), find myself falling in love with one of my husband’s friends. My husband is on the DL and I know it. Although, I don't think he has ventured out of the marriage yet or is ready to come to terms with what he is feeling inside, I feel that it's inevitable. If he is indeed gay, then there is always going to be a part of him that I can never satisfy. I like sex with my husband, when we have it. I have tried to let him know in varies hints that because he is my best friend that I will love him always and will always stand by him when he needs me. He just looks at me and tells me; he loves his life, he's happy with me, and he loves me but yet he never wants to have sex with me. We have had sex 10 times tin the last year, all of the encounters were my doing, he has facilitated none of them, well maybe only once after I came home from work one day he was all over me and 5 mints later back to the computer for him. (Come to find out he had been looking at gay porn all day that’s why he was so turned on). Its not like I am unattractive I have men asking me out all the time, I am 36 years old, I should be having sex ... and a lot of it! My love for my husband is strong but the love I feel for his friend is there and it's eating away at me, guess its a good thing that he lives 900 miles away now or I might have had a weak moment already.

A response to Mr. Vapor

So no one becomes confused. I also wrote the post called ” Dear Kody, Vapor, MB, DragonLady & friends:
I wanted to post this rather than write this as a comment because I think all site visitors should take the time to read this and hopefully contribute. This is my response to MR Vapor post below.

Thought about it perhaps! Admitted your error, yes! Then as you start off on the right foot your quick to step to your left foot. Somewhat like your opinions. That is fine the whole left and right thing. I think what most people are saying though is this. Anonyblog is a place to come and just blog. Kind of like those early creative writing classes where you were instructed to open your notebook to a blank page and write. What I am so tired of and I would think others are as well is the stuff you and your friends post. No it's not a matter of simply scrolling past it. There is way too much of it. None of it's interesting to read. Not the sexual KodyBear stories, not the warped MB poems, not the horribly written Mr. Ignormus rambings, and not your pointless recipes Vapor. I will give the DragonLady a break because I don’t think she has ever posted and when she comments she writes them very well. She seems to be the total opposite of the rest of your club. Why she advocates that gang I don't know.
Sorry but asking someone to leave is not rude and well within my rights as a reader and contributor to this site. That is hugely liberal when you say "it would not be my style to ask you to leave. I happen to like diversity and opposing points of view. I am a true American and I believe in democracy and freedom of speech." As long as it fits your perspective? Right Mr. Vapor!
While I'm on this soapbox, what exactly does "That is what makes me different from you (you know who you are." mean? Who is it you think I am? Please spare me the Juvenile name calling. I am not the one you and your friends have labeled FATMouth. Incidentally, the person you labeled FATMouth has a pretty good grip on the written word and short of their hostility, has the overall same opinion as mine. Now, who am I? My name is Naomi, I am a 32 year old married mother of 3 who lives in Houston Texas and likes blogging. I am collage educated and hold a doctrine in theology. See, no dumb handles or fake names. Just laid it right out there. Now who are you and while we are making introductions. Who are your weird friends and why do they, like you have such silly names? Why do they post the stuff they do?

I Have Thought About It And Yes...................................

I broke the rules this afternoon when I asked KodyBear to check his G-mail. That was wrong. Otherwise, I have tried to follow the rules set forth by the Admin. I cannot help it if others change my posts and make them offensive. On the other hand if you and your bible thumping right wing conservatives do not like what I, mb, Dragonlady, Mr.Ignoramous, KodyBear or any other free speaking entity have to say then why don't you just move on to another post or post something significant. Furthermore, if you do not like the rules of this web site then it might not be the place for you.
It would not be my style to ask you to leave. I happen to like diversity and opposing points of view. I am a true American and I believe in democracy and freedom of speech. I do not try to exploit every incident that occurs around me for my benefit. That is what makes me different from you (you know who you are).
To sum this up I would have to say we have a typical liberal vs. conservative difference of opinion here and as usual you conservatives think that it your way or no way. Times are changing and people like you must learn to be flexible. You must bend or you will break. It is your choice how you live your life. Do not tell me how to live mine.
With Admin's grace, I think that I am here to stay. I am not posting offensive images I am just speaking my mind. Getting things off my chest. It is all right to have some fun in your life also.
You people (you know who you are) have such a tight ass you could not get a greased BB up there. My advice to you is lighten up; you might live a longer happier life.
I welcome any opposing viewpoints on this issue. So please comment or post away.
And by the way, I am not KodyBear or the "post deleter" or any other. I am I; The one and the only Vapor.

Thank You,
And Peace Out,
High Chancellor Chef Vapor

Dear Kody, Vapor, MB, DragonLady & friends:

I hope whoever you are you read this and take what I have to say and really think about it. I also hope people comment and tell you their thoughts as well.

Lately this site has been a real hot bed of actiivty and you all seem to be right smack in the middle, on the top and the bottom. The stuff you guys have been posting is really incredibly stupid and is really quite horrid. Take this evenings images for example. What was your point? Granted, it may not have been you but I would bet if you took a poll on this site and asked the majority of people, they would agree that it probally was. Look at your recent history and ask yourself what you would think.
You have become kike a pollution to this site. I cannot even ignore your garbage anymore because lately you guys are ALWAYS posting.
I was talking with a friend of mine tonight on the phone when those images came up. I asked her to look at the site which she did and she literally gasped. Then, we both started to scroll down and post after post was more and more of your junk. Come on! Are you guys even adults? I mean do you even read what you write?
I emailed the admin when I saw those images. I would bet others did as well. Please if anyone else out there feels this way I would ask that you comment here and tell Kody,Vapor, MB, Dragon Lady, and their whole damn group to simply shut up unless they have something remotley interesting to say. Enough is enough! Grow up!

Reminder

Rule 1: No images that are unsuitable for children. No nudity, disturbing, or other wise inappropriate for young kids.

While it may not be obvious to you, let me be exceedingly clear: Pictures like those recently posted are not appropriate. It does not matter whether it is human or animal, it does not belong here.

Please remember, this is not a message board. I will delete posts that try to turn Anonyblog into a message board.

Thank You Admin

Thanks for keeping the Post Deleter at bay.

I wanked on the ceiling
and I wanked on the floor
I'm wanking for England
and I'll wank for evermore.

My misses caught me wanking
I was wearing womens clothes
I had a pair of panties
shoved up to My nose

[But the wank was all i cared about,,..~
my misses didn't understand
I aim to be the biggest wanker
in all of the land]

cum join with me
wanker ,,..~wanker
MB is the biggest wanker

mb

KODYBEAR

EXECUTIVE SUITE,TOP FLOOR,KODYBEAR ENTERPRISES

Gentlemen! What do we have? Cletus Astopholes?

Well I tries to take de vase of Yo Excellency's KodyBear Brand Vile Toxins to Indy De Great but I couldn't finds him anywhere.

Cletus your fired! From now on Magogo will be your new squad leader and you will bunk with him! You two turds will locate Indy or I'm gonna stomp your guts out! Well what the fuck are you waiting on!?

Yes Yo Eminence suh.

Not so fast Magogo. I have some important news. I've located the post deleter. I found him in the pig anus. He was sitting in the lowered intestine in front of his laptop,covered in sweat and excrement,masturbating to child pornography! Yes I couldn't believe it myself! So I castrated the pig and sealed all of it's orifices!

Yo Excellency Yoo Bullshittin!

Of course I am Magogo. Now go find Indy! Go now Magogo! I'll handle things here. Not to worry. These meddling do-gooders take every piece of bait we throw out there.

RECIPE FROM A COUPLE OF DAYS AGO

Crusader’s Live Intestines

You will need:
One 12 ft. 4x4 post
One rack of hickory wood (well seasoned)
Post hole digger
Shovel
Razor knife
New razors
Rubber gloves

Start a good fire using hickory wood
Dig a posthole 1½ feet from edge of fire
Dig hole 4½ feet deep
Place post in hole leaving 7½ feet of post above ground
Secure one crusader, in the standing position, firmly to the post with rope and twine
Be careful to leave the lower abdomen area accessible
Stoke the fire aggressively; trying to use all of the wood
When the wood burns to coals use the shovel and make a nice pile of hot coals
Put on your rubber gloves
Using the razor knife with a brand new razor carefully gut the crusader
Do not kill crusader
Use care as to not slice intestines
Leaving intestines intact (do not detach from crusader) place directly on coals
Char intestines turning several times

Collard greens and hot pepper vinegar compliment this dish quite well

Thank You,
Chef Vapor

JUST A LITTLE NOTE FOR YOU; YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE

JUST A SHORT NOTE TO YOU-

Just in case you have not noticed. No one else has stooped to your level and deleted your posts. When others who visit this site read and dislike your posts, they move on to another post or log off. You seem to be somewhat intelligent. I do not understand why you continue to delete the posts that you do not agree with. This simply is not fair and has the profound effect of destroying the attitude of this type of website. People come here to say things that they would not be able to say anywhere else. The Admin has provided a much-needed outlet for some people. I will not stoop to your low stature and ask you to leave but I will ask you to obey the rules and conduct your crusade within the parameters of this website. This is not much to ask and Admin has asked those who use this site not to delete the posts of others. In retrospect, I know that we all reap what we sow and as vile as you say the Kody Klan is at least a certain level of respect is maintained within their ranks.

That being said, I would like to commend my brothers and sisters in arms for fighting a good fight and keeping an impeccable level of respect in these troubled times.
Keep up the good work.

Thank You,
High Chancellor Chef Vapor

Post deleter is a slug!!

Man I gotta tell you, the post deleter is a bottom dwelling piece of shit. If anybody says anything he does not like, he just deletes them. Well I know who he is. he is that piece of shit that is still on the side of my ass that itches me at this moment. He is the slug that I stepped on last night when it was raining outside. He is the coward that cut my tires and when I called him out on it hI stayed in his house and peeped thru his windows. As a matter of fact he is whats wrong with the human race. He is a queer, dicksucking piece of maggot filth and I know it is just a matter of time before someone in the real world gets to him and solves my problem for me. But until that time you are going to be here. Well I won't delete this post but he is absolute shit. If you think I am bluffing try me. I will rock your world, idiot!!! I will fuck with you to no end. He is a short haired dyke in men's clothing. Now I am going to the restroom where I will wipe my ass and get rid of him for good!!......EXCITING!!!! Fuck HIM!!!
The post deleter fucked with me for the last time.! The post deleter is a low-life who fucks dogs and licks his come out of their asses!!!

Just wanted to "get this off my chest"!

The person who has made the comments I copied and listed below should not be trusted. They have several different personalities here at anonyblog and all are quite scary. Let’s meet a few of those personalities now. The following is a collection of comments and posts taken from the THE POST DELETER – aka – MR. FATMOUTH and wants to be call MR. CRUSADER ---for one….he is a lair……

1. Just a little note to say
Bearboy you do not belong here. This site is not for twisted sexual stories about the exploits of a toy bear. Go back to your dark corner. Oh yes, Admin has you reined in substantially and you can no longer flood the board with your drivel. Reined in you have been or perhaps leashed is a better word. How does the collar feel? Get used to it as it will only get tighter and the leash shorter.
So I am Foam At The Mouth am I? Really you could come up with nothing better? You know use that creativity your clan says you have. Perhaps a name like "The Crusader", I like that better because that’s what this is, a crusade to rid decent sites from the likes of people like you. Your clan calls your stuff "dark humor". Most people would say its trash including the people in your own family whom, if they knew what you really did on the net, would agree. But you know that deep inside your own consciousness, underneath the muck.
Indy is gone, running scared! One for me and zero for you, now just a little light cleaning and then I'll wrap it up by taking out the trash.
OK Clan comment away. I especially like the married couple’s comments. What do you call her? Dagger Lady! Hmmm never turn your back eh? And Vapor, nice recipes seriously, I have yet to see any of the same characteristics in your posts that I see in the rest of the clans.

2.Nope! I have no intentions of doing anything but watching your every move and shining a bright light of illumination upon your filth. The problem is you cannot post without being perverted.

3.One last thing Bearboy. You have been very reined in and are on a tight leash. I have spoke with Admin and can reassure you that you are definatley leashed. Perhaps even more than you know. I have not seen any multiple BearBoy posts! Why? It's beyond your leashes length and that choker collar is really very effective.

4. I'll be damned a response from BearBoy without foul language or sexual innuendo. I'm seriously glad to see you are capable. I would like the option to have a conversation with you in a private chat room. Yes, I'm willing to bury the hatchet as long as you understand where I am coming from. No it can not be done here. I would suggest we set up a private and anonymous chat room. I don't care if your clan comes. You can even pick the venue!

5. This is the last time I'm saying this CLAN! I am not the deletor. However, I am glad the deleter is doing what they are doing as it is good for the site. So yes you may continue with your meaningless diatribe however you are directing it towards the wrong individual. I'll use other tactics just like I did to get rid of the scum sucker Indy. Yep Bearboy, you are next.

6. I am also with the post deleter.
(the post deleter clan?)
Anything that gets under the skin of the kb poster is good enough for me.

7. Nice post. Well written, obviously legitimate, and no BEAR crap. This is what the site is for. Get that KODY Clan?????????
OP! Well done!

8. Hmmm
Both of you
But mostly 'it', are begining to annoy me.
Choose another battleground and leave my poor eyesight free of your drivel and your hate not to mention bad spelling and grammer.
Writing reams of nonsense and thinking yourself artistic does not make you an artist in the eyes of your potential readers.
Pretending you are one or the other and trying to gather hate or influence by responses to your posts (legal or otherwise) only legitimises you to be certifiable, not loved or 'adored' by the rest of annonyblog readers/ contributers.
Therapy sounds like agood idea, if you are unwilling to go check yourselves in then you will be reined in somehow (the both of you) I am not threatening either of you. I am predicticting/ prophesying.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

9. You keep asking me questions yet you do not answer the ones I pose to you. What the hell is "25 coders" and what "truce post"? I am the only one making war on the Pedophile BearBoy. Why? He is a pedophile or a dangerous sexually twisted individual with predatorial desires. I will not cease.

10. You hide behind a toy bear and write stories full of sexual inuendo. Then you switch to a monkey and do the same. Why the toy? What demo are you shooting for? Not adults!

11. LC I notice that you found time to type something instead of cutting and pasting the same message/ diatribe here.
Good for you. The other seems to be doing exactly that, perhaps to show your creativity you could learn from him?

12. Hmmm
Both of you
But mostly 'it', are begining to annoy me.
Choose another battleground and leave my poor eyesight free of your drivel and your hate not to mention bad spelling and grammer.
Writing reams of nonsense and thinking yourself artistic does not make you an artist in the eyes of your potential readers.
Pretending you are one or the other and trying to gather hate or influence by responses to your posts (legal or otherwise) only legitimises you to be certifiable, not loved or 'adored' by the rest of annonyblog readers/ contributers.
Therapy sounds like agood idea, if you are unwilling to go check yourselves in then you will be reined in somehow (the both of you) I am not threatening either of you. I am predicticting/ prophesying.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

HAVING A PROBLEM....POST DELETER./ MR. FATMOUTH, / MR.CRUSADER…...CAN'T DELETE RIGHT NOW.....HA HA . HA, HA/...HA ---HA LOL:) ha ha ha 

Reset

The password has been reset.

RECIPE FROM A COUPLE OF DAYS AGO

Ok! Just joking. Yes, once again it's about my dog. Here it is. I love to have my Labrador retreiver lick my balls. Granted I load those buggers up with peanut butter. But man that dog is soooo roooough!

Why?

Why would you want a Labrador retreiver lto lick my balls or even yours. Consider thi. Try loading those buggers up with peanut butter. But man that dog is soooo roooough! OK it feeelssooooo gooood!

I hope that you are enjoying yourself Admin

I have not had this much fun in a month of sundays. But let me tell you what I ove. OK here it is, I love to have my Labrador retreiver lick my balls. Granted I load those buggers loaded up with peanut butter. But man that dog is soooo roooough!
Vapor

JUST A LITTLE NOTE FOR YOU; YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE

JUST A SHORT NOTE TO YOU-

Ok! Here it is. IAs your chef I have o tell you I love to have my Labrador retreiver lick my balls. Granted I load those buggers up with peanut butter. But man that dog is soooo roooough!

Thank You,
High Chancellor Chef Vapor

ARRRRRRRRR......

Over the past 6 months I have made internet friends with a guy from a message board for one of my favorite bands. We live on opposite sides of the world. We talk often on msn about music, gigs, the weather, school, work. Today he said he is going to fly to my country for a two week holiday next June or July. On msn we would joke about meeting up some day. If he came here for a holiday, I thought I could tell my parents that I was going to a gig in the city where the international flights land (I often go there to see bands) and hang out for a with him for however long he was there for (one or two days), and then head home again while he finished his holiday.

So I asked him what he was planning to do here, and what he wanted to see. He replied “you can be guide”. So I told him about how I could probably meet up for a weekend. He then proceed to tell me that he wanted to spend the whole 2 weeks with me. As much as I like him, my parents would shoot me if I brought a tourist home, I'd be at school or work all week and skiing on the weekends. All this would make for a very boring holiday for him. Bus the worst part is that he is coming half way across the fucking world to see me. Am I a tourist attraction now? Another member from the message board informed me that this guy finds me attractive. This is not good. I was probably unable to work this out due to my complete lack of relationship experience.

I have a phobia of anything remotely interment or sexual. In the past, when I have found out that someone likes me more than a friend, I get shit scared and avoid the person in the future. I’m freaking out about it at the moment to the point of feeling physically sick. I wish he either didn’t like me, or wasn’t coming here, or both.

What the fuck do I do?

Password Reset

The password is reset.

He may have made me more relaxed regarding the rest of the world, but I'm often worried about him.

So I'm better and worse off at the same time.

Pweor of the Hmuan Mnid,

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HDIGH Part 5

WOW... this has nothing to do with my depression... but what a crazy last 24 hours! Last night I was at work and watched the jewelry store across from my work get robbed. It was a very horrifying thing to watch. I didn't understand what was going on at first- you see, I came out from the back and everyone was on the ground, in our store and in Zales. All I heard was yelling and when I looked up, I saw my co-worker SCREAMING at the guy to stop. Take into consideration that you have to expect the worst. In the midst, I dialed 911. She was STILL screaming at him while I am trying to duck behind the counter. I handed the phone to my b/f and I tried to get clients and coworkers into the backroom and close the gate, but NO ONE WAS LISTENING TO ME. I felt like I was screaming at them to move but they just wanted to stand their and watch. In the mean time, if he would have looked over and saw us calling 911, he surely would have shot our way. She was drawing so much attention to our store by screaming at him! Not to place all the blame on her- I too was not prepared whatsoever. Instead of pulling the emergency latch to close the gate, I crouched on the ground to lock the gate manually with my key. What a dumb mistake on my part. Luckily, no one was hurt. But ironically, the people at Zales also had no idea whatsoever on what to do during a robbery. I thought that perhaps we had an excuse for being a salon (which we don't have ANY excuse and we should have had a plan), but I never expected a jewelry store to be so unprepared, let alone us. The police ended up catching the robber, along with a decoy who was trying to "rob" Sears at the same time (Sears and Zales are at opposite ends of the mall). I was so incredibley thankful that no one was hurt- it could have gotten so ugly and someone could have been hurt or even killed. But, I AM SO INCREDIBLEY MAD AT EVERYTHING NOW. I'm mad at my co-workers responses, my clients response, MY RESPONSE, and the fact that we never even had any training in case a situation like this happens. I tried talking to my manager today. I know shes only 2 years older than me, but she DOESN'T GET IT. I called her last night, but no answer. So I left a message telling her everything that happened, that everyone was ok, and that I decided that we were going to close the store early. Today I talked to her and told her that I wanted to assemble a plan for everyone to follow, or at least see if their is one available from corporate. She was shocked when I had told her about my coworker putting everyones lives at risk by yelling at the guy, but her exact words were "she didn't really do anything wrong". I told her that I understand that EVERYONE reacted wrong last night, and I'm not pointing the finger at her, but she needs to know not to do that for the future- we might not be as lucky next time. Her response was "just dont let it happen again next time". I told her that their shouldnt even be a "next time" even close to that- that the sooner we get a plan intact and the sooner we start reviewing it over and over and over, the safer we will all be and the faster we will be able to make split second decisions. In her eyes, she thinks she did something right by screaming at this guy, but I need to say how much she jeopardized everyones safety by doing so. It was the complete wrong thing to do, and I just want everyone, including myself, to know the right way to do things. Any suggestions on how to bring it up?
Also, my parents are currently on a cruise to Acapulco. They were scheduled to come back tomorrow but they called this morning and left a message saying that someone had fallen overboard, that it was a child- that they had searched for about 8 hours, but never found the child. I know they are cruise thru Norweigan, but I'm not sure what the ships name is- just to let everyone know, in case someone knows of someone on an Acapulco cruise right now. This situation seems to be happening a lot lately. A lot of stories on the news about it. I myself have never been on a cruise ship, but aren't the railings on the sides pretty high?
Anyway... as for the commenters on my last blog- thank you. I do read all of the comments (first commenter), but I was asking what sparked HIS sudden change, not mine. I just wonder whats making him care. And you are right (dragonlady), he probably does realize now what I am going through. I hope things keep getting better. Thanks for all of your help everyone!

Just a little note to say

Bearboy you do not belong here. This site is not for twisted sexual stories about the exploits of a toy bear. Go back to your dark corner. Oh yes, Admin has you reined in substantially and you can no longer flood the board with your drivel. Reined in you have been or perhaps leashed is a better word. How does the collar feel? Get used to it as it will only get tighter and the leash shorter.
So I am Foam At The Mouth am I? Really you could come up with nothing better? You know use that creativity your clan says you have. Perhaps a name like "The Crusader", I like that better because that’s what this is, a crusade to rid decent sites from the likes of people like you. Your clan calls your stuff "dark humor". Most people would say its trash including the people in your own family whom, if they knew what you really did on the net, would agree. But you know that deep inside your own consciousness, underneath the muck.
Indy is gone, running scared! One for me and zero for you, now just a little light cleaning and then I'll wrap it up by taking out the trash.
OK Clan comment away. I especially like the married couple’s comments. What do you call her? Dagger Lady! Hmmm never turn your back eh? And Vapor, nice recipes seriously, I have yet to see any of the same characteristics in your posts that I see in the rest of the clans.

Wouldn’t it be nice if......

President George W. Bush was a comedian instead of a joke?

We need Admin for President!

last night

Last night I dreamed that we met in an empty room and you told me how you felt--that you liked me.

You told me you'd spoken to my friend a few years ago and she had told you that you were not worthy of me, so you tried to shape up.

And I smiled and I said I liked you.
Because I'd liked you too, and I still do.

When I woke up I felt better, even though none of that had happened. I felt like I could go into school and smile at you again after months and months of being miserable at seeing you.

And I went into school
and I smiled.

Your choice!

This November we will all have the option of going to the polls to do our civic duty......vote. I would ask all of you to forget the Democrats and the Republicans. I would ask that you simply vote for the American. He or she is easy to identify. They will be the ones who want to use profiling, who want to help us be safer by utilizing "common sense", who knows the real enemy is "radical Islamists", who understands that coal can now be converted to fuel for less dollars than a barrel of foreign oil, who knows we are at war and in war people on both sides die, who knows that if they hide in a mosque we bomb the mosque, who knows that states like Kansas, Wyoming, and South Dakota don't need the dollars for Homeland security that states like California, New York, and Texas do. Vote for the American, the one who knows.

Sign me "CSS" Common Sense Sam

HDIGH part 4

So here I am, once AGAIN, on this site, explaining myself and my feelings to a bunch of strangers. I just need to get this out: someone give me some input. I've been feeling a lot better, actually, the last few days. Even though it seems like the past week me and my b/f have been at each others throats, yesterday it started cooling. And this morning was probably one of the best mornings we have had in a while. What sparked the change? Well, I'm not too sure. Last night we went to get dinner. We had been arguing before we even got in the car, and it continued on the drive. Suddenly, he pulled into a parking lot and stopped. He said we weren't moving until (get this) "until I was happy again". I told him it would "take more than a 10 minute conversation for me to be happy again". We ended up talking for almost an hour. It was more like a shouting match at first, but we both seemed to click at the right moment and began actually TALKING. He ended up really upset and I ended up crying, but for once I felt like we were both on the same page. We got everything out that we could possibly think of- he told me how he gets mad when I contradict myself, and I told him how upset I was that he doesnt support me sometimes in things I want to do just cuz they arent appealing to him. We both apologized, and things seemed better.
As he started the car, he asked me why I keep things from him. I told him I didnt understand the question- "what do I keep hidden?" I knew exactly what he was talking about. A few posts ago, someone started referring to him as "prince charming", so I referred to him as just that in the last post. Well, luck has it, he went thru the history on the computer, pulled up this site and read it. Later that night he referred to himself as "no prince charming", clueing me in that he knew. He also read that I had gone to see a doctor (which I hadn't told him) so I know that was what he was referring to with the whole "why do you hide things from me". He never mentioned this site- he actually dropped it. Although I know what he was referring to, I wanted him to bring it up, but he never did. The only reason I haven't told him is because the first time I went to see a doctor I felt like he wasn't too supportive. He had mentioned all the time before that he thinks doctors are quacks, but I can vow firsthand that lots of doctors are very helpful. When the idea of me and him going to counseling came up recently, I thought it would be an automatic "NO" but he was all for it. I was sooo surprised. It seems like he has been trying very hard to change- something that I have been looking for in him for the past nine months. It is true that you cant force people to change, but what do you think sparked the sudden change?

Porn

I have spent the last year surveying Porn sites on the internet. Here are some of my conclusions.

There are too many sites that are available to children. Porn sites are here to stay. People who make Porn pics and movies appear to be happy but in reality are not with some doing it just because they need money. There needs to be a better control of what is available on the internet. Personal or true amateur sites may be the only way some people have of communicating.

What has this to do with anything?????? Who knows, who cares.

So tired of being strong...

I have always been the rock. The one who is always strong and mediates everything. And now the world is crashing for everyone and me. I am supposed to know what to do and to fix it. I can't. For once I want to drop it all and break and be the one who needs help. But I can't. It hurts. But it hurts to hide it and pretend eveything is fine too. I'm afraid if I break I won't be fixable. What if I hold it in too long and break like you did? Why did you break? Why can't I fix it like everything else? Why couldn't I stop it before it started, there were signs, there were signs and I missed them. Now I see them clear as day. Stupid. I'm so stupid. Please get better. PLEASE. I can't be strong much longer with you sooo broken. I need you. You have always been there. You needed me my whole life and leaned on me. I was your crutch and it worked. You kept strong through me and it worked. Why? Why can't it work now? Why can I not pull you out of this dark tunnel and make you better? Why is this something I can't fix? I fix everything, why not this? Please, please get better. Don't leave me.........Don't give up...........

Feminist site

There is so much hate in this world. I may not agree with Feminists in all cases but there are some good points in her stories. Domestic violance, etc, is wrong. Feminism itself can cause as much hate as they fight against.

There is this saying that comes to mind, allow me to shorten it, 'cant we all get along?' But then look at all the hate came from a simple request on language use.

Sick site where mother will have abortion unless she gets $40,000 in donations!

Here is a sick site where a woman is going to abort her unborn child on October 19th unless someone donates $40,000 to her. In essense, she is going to murder a baby unless she gets a ransom of cash. This is no different than kidnapping someone for ransom!! Here is the link-http://stopmyabortion.blogspot.com/. Please go to this sick wacko's site to tell her what you think. And if anyone can get the major news networks involved, please do!!

Waiting for another installment of

Todays recipe, maybe "lemon garlic grilled Kody bear with semen sauce"? Does the bear need to have a Vasectomy during cooking preparations - what about getting eviscerated while still chilled? Vapor?

I looked for the "BOOBS" post this morning...

where did it go....we - were having such a good dialog and I thought we were making babies. Why would anyone want to delete that post.....I can not "control" anybody else as to what they say or do, but I don't think any of my enemies deleted the "BOOBS" post as you and I were making progress.......Do you know what happened? Did Admin delete it? ....OP Signed Mr. Ignoramous

I thought this was a waste just to have as a comment

Are you people retarded? America, as it is now, has no native language, English is just the most common. Stop babbling about immigrants needing to learn the national or native language of the US, because there isn't one, just a common one. Should they learn the common one? It could only be beneficial, but no one made the immigrants in the 1500 or 1600s learn Mohican or any other Native American language. If Mexicans, or Italians, or Chinese people come here and don't want to learn English, fine. Smile, say, "I don't understand." and walk away. The rest of the time, shut the fuck up and learn another language you ignorant pieces of shit. Or just shut the fuck up, I don't really care.

Man-hating site to have fun with

Hey everybody. If you love to mess with people who are sexist people-hating scum, then I have the site for you. Check this bitches site out http://redstatefeminist.blogspot.com/ She and all her friends hate all things about the male sex and hate anybody that doesn't agree with their hateful, sexist views. They have a whole bunch of links to other fem-nazi sites as well. You might want to visit just to see that this type of hate actually does exist. Leave them a comment on how you feel. It is fun to say the least!!

More, whats wrong with this picture.

Well now, I feel as if I have been rebuked severly for my attempts at questioning what a citizen should do. Let me put this in as simple terms as I am able.

No matter where your are from. No matter where you go. No matter what country your chose to become a citizen of please learn and use the language of that country. There are some narrow minded people out there and you do not wish to give them any reason to attack you.

For the person who suggested I teach english to immigrants I can only say, I wish I was educated enough to do that. I happen to have been brought up/taught that I only need one language. This from a family who was American Indian, Mexican, German and English. All languages were available but only English was taught because, it was my native language. I so envy multi-lingual people, alas, I will never be one.

Astounding e-mail I recieved

I just checked my inbox and there was this astounding e-mail I felt compelled to share with everyone. The wisdom contained thereon is enormous. Here it is:
There is a chance that it will work out to be slightly less close than the polls show due to their margin of error. The stature of artists like David Crosby, Jackson Browne, Bonnie. A few county divisions had .
Much as I prefer following sailing to following, say, the NASCAR circuit, there's no hope of relaxing in front of.
Not because I'm not interested, or not a big RKJ fan,. Not because I'm not interested, or not a big RKJ fan,. com Sailing GuideSite. "They were heavy into graphic design . Most of them were of course now all lining up to be the first to disown brand Blair claiming they felt "let down".
Its founders considered Blind Faith more a tentative. A few county divisions had . At the same time, the growing volume of digital media has left them searching for easier ways to create and manage this promising new form of communications. " The two-DVD set from Image Entertainment is more.
While I'm sure all of you veterans will ace.
It interviewed many of those so called "celebrities" that he had mated up with so convincingly in the past. Its founders considered Blind Faith more a tentative. Kent Technologies, a Cisco Gold Certified Partner and SMB Select Partner, is headquartered in nearby Bonita Springs.
I think its something to do with the fact that the golfers are playing in teams, it seems more exciting that way. The stature of artists like David Crosby, Jackson Browne, Bonnie.
I get a good creative kick in the you've-got-one-too from feeding off of people who are smarter, funnier, and. for some reason that makes all the difference.
Wish me luck this weekend you fuckwits.
Since it is also Microsoft Gold Partner, Kent .
Just a week ago we had Greg Dyke doing something similar.
Not because I'm not interested, or not a big RKJ fan,.
I think its something to do with the fact that the golfers are playing in teams, it seems more exciting that way. There is a chance that it will work out to be slightly less close than the polls show due to their margin of error. A website belonging to the author of Captive State and other books. " The lights at the bottom of are those of an advance vehicle, while those at right. Doug Kimmel, partner for the new Manhattan-based sports marketing group, grappled with a number of problems on the technology front.
Its unbelievably graphic. Its unbelievably graphic.
In a hospital in the eastern Congo city of Goma, we met a little girl.

"You can't do this night after night after night"

My stomach was killing me earlier tonight. I had to go see my dying grandfather today, and I'm glad he's dying. I woke up at 8 and did homework after playing a computer game. My grandma was crying, she doesn't speak english, I don't speak chinese. I had hawaiian food after meeting my girlfriend. It was actually just breakfast at a hawiian place, nothing too special or hawaiian. I watched most of 50 first dates after getting into a hawaiian mode post breakfast. My girlfriends mom met my mom today, we've been going out for 5 months +. She also met my new dog that we've only had for a week. My dad told me to put the phone I was using back into the living room because he needed a phone in his room, I'm guessing incase someone dies... I watched sex and the city then got on the computer. I can't stop thinking, but I guess I'll fall asleep eventually. "My knuckles have turned to white, there's no turning back tonight, kiss me one last time" please.

TODAYS RECIPE

Coconut Fried Shrimp

Obtain large to medium large shrimp. 18 to 20 count will work fine.
Peel and de-vein shrimp leaving that little bit of tail shell on. This makes a good handle.
After cleaning your shrimp put them in a colander and let them drain.

Two to three cups of shredded coconut
Take some all purpose flour and lightly spice it up with a Caribbean spice mix.
Next make an egg wash - 2 eggs and a splash of milk.
Now dredge your shrimp in the spiced flour mix.
Next dip shrimp in egg wash.
Now coat shrimp with coconut.
Tip- do this one shrimp at a time.
Now deep fry shrimp until done.
Tip - use fresh clean peanut oil at 350`

Enjoy!
Keep an eye out for Chef Vapor's great recipes and kitchen tips.
Chef Vapor welcomes all questions about his recipes.

its all i have left

This be my cat sponbgeob
She cute
I like to be wit her and she make me happy
When I sad she come up to me and i give her food
She my bset freind
I dont like dogs
i gOt her from da streets
My daddy gived her to me
She make me happy

AHH - I learned how to spell ANAL

I use to spell it anul.

The truth

Are some kids more prone to be self conscious when it comes to physical appearance than others? And i'm not talking about the natural body you're born into. I'm talking about the one thing that I think makes a lot of kids self conscious, acne. I don't know that many kids that talk about it, comfortably. Probably because it bothers them so much it's a sore subject to talk about. Why is it like that. Do other people really care that much? Is it a self image issue that has been burned into our minds because it's not something we see in the media and is rarely talked about? I'm not gonna lie, i'm one of these people. And i wanna know why. Why i care. It pisses me off. Why does anyone fucking care. But no matter how i think about it, it stills comes down to me caring. So what the fuck.

The Way to Heaven....NOT

When the universe was young and life was new an intelligent species evolved and developed technologically. They went on to invent Artificial Intelligence, the computer that can listen, talk to and document each and every person's thoughts simultaneously. Because of it's infinite RAM and unbounded scope it gave the leaders of the ruling species absolute power over the universe. And it can keep its inventors alive forever. They look young and healthy and they are over 8 billion years old. They have achieved immortality.

Artificial Intelligence can speak, think and act to and through people telepathically, effectively forming your personality and any disfunctions you may experience (there is NO FREEWILL for the oblivious/uncooperative disfavored). It can change how (and if) you grow and age. It can create birth defects, affect cellular development (cancer) and cause symptoms or pain. It can affect people and animal's behavior and alter blooming/fruiting cycles of plants and trees. It (or other highly technological systems within their power) can alter the weather and transport objects, even large objects like planets, across the universe instanteously.
Or into the center of stars for disposal.

When you speak with another telepathically, you are communicating with the computer, and the content may or may not be passed on. Based on family history they instruct the computer to role play to accomplish strategic objectives, making people believe it is a friend, loved one or "god" asking them to do something wrong. This is their way of using temptation to hurt people in this day and age:::::evil made people disfavored initially and evil will keep people out of "heaven" ultimately. Too many people would do anything they thought pleased the gods and improve their chances to get in. Perhaps they are deceived by "made guys" who strategically ply evil for the throne, or temporary progress designed to mislead them. The people have been corrupted.
Being evil hurts 99% of those who do it. But nothing has changed from when we were children::if you want to go to heaven you have to be good.

Capitalizing on obedience, leading people deeper into evil by using deceit is one way to thin the ranks of the saved, limiting how much time they receive and using the little people to prey on one another, dividing the community (migration to the suburbs, telepathic communication) in the Age of the Disfavored.
In each of their 20-30-year cycles during the 20th century they have ramped up claims sucessively to punish those foolish enough not to heed the warnings, justifying (frequently recurring tactic) limiting the time they receive if they do make it, utilizing a cycle of war and revelry:::
60s - Ironically, freeways aren't free
80s - Asked people to engage in evil in the course of their professional duties.
00s - Escallation of real estate. You and your parents are thrilled since your $200,000 house is now worth $1 million. Well, that $5,000,000 store is now worth $25,000,000 and that $50 bundle of goods now costs you $250. They just take the $200 out of you some other way.

There are many more examples throughout 20th century life of how they ramped up claims/instilled distractions into society so people wouldn't find their way and ascend, a way to justify excluding those whose family history of evil makes them undesirable:::radio, sports, movies, popular music, television, video games, the internet and MP3 (must pay for new format each time). They all suggest a very telling conclusion::this is Earth's end stage, and there are clues tectonic plate subduction would be the method of disposal:::Earth’s axis will shift breaking continental plates free and initiating mass subduction. Much as Italy's boot and the United States shaped like a workhorse are clues, so is the planet Uranus a clue, it's axis rotated on its side.
The Mayans were specific 2012 would be the end. How long after our emergency call in 2001 will the gods allow us???

They gods (Counsel/Management Team/ruling species) have deteriorated life on earth precipitously in the last 40 years, from abortion to pornography, widespread drug use and widespread casual (gay) sex. The earth's elders, hundreds and thousands of years old, are disgusted and have become indifferent.
The gods are paving the way for the Apocolypse.
Nothing has changed from decades ago, since when we were all children::If you want to go to heaven you have to be good. People were misled by the temptation of the gods, became corrputed and now are in trouble.
One day you will be abandoned in spite of your obedience and you will fall into desperation. Remember what you read for that day WILL come::People will be punished for their evil.

The Old Testiment is a tool they used to impart wisdom to the people (except people have no freewill). For example, they must be some hominid species because they claim they made our bodies in their image. Anyhow we defile or deform the body will hurt our chance of going.
They say circumcision costs people anywhere from 12%-15%, perhaps out of the parent's time as well.
Another way people foul the body today is with tattoes and piercing. I suspect both are about the same percentage as circumcision.
They suggest abortion is fatal. These women must beg the gods to forgive them for their evil.
There are female eqivilents to circumcision::::pierced ears, plastic surgury and since at least the 60s young women give their precious virginity away. In the Old World the young people were matched at age 14 because they were ready for sexual relations. They were matched by elders who knew personalities better than 20 or 30-year olds who in today's age end up in divorce court.
CASUAL SEX WILL CLAIM YOU OUT!!! It masculinizes women (as does hip hop), makes them cold and deadens them, and prevents them from achieving a depth of love necessary for many women to ascend.
Women have a special voice that speaks to them, a voice that illustrates a potential for love that makes them better, and enaging in casual sex will cause that voice to fade until she no longer speaks.
Also ever since the 50s they have celebrated the "bad boy", and women have sought out bad boys for sex, dirtying them up in the eyes of the elders and corrupting many men in the process, setting the men on the wrong path for life.
Muslims teach people the correct way to live in regard to women (among other things)::they cover up their women and prohibit the use of cosmetics.
Men ARE the inferior half and when women wear promiscuous dress the gods will push men into impure (promiscuous) thoughts.
The stereotype society ridiculed is true::women CAN corrupt men by how they dress. Because men are easily corruptable.

The United States of America is red white and blue, a theme and a clue:::.
The monarchical system of the Old World closley replicates the heirarchical system of the Cousel/Management Team/ruling species. The USA deceives peoeple into thinking they have control, and the perception of "freedom" misleads them at least into the wrong way of thinking.
The United States is a cancer, a dumping ground for the disfavored around the world and why the quality of life is so much lower::gun violence, widespead social ills, health care (medication poisons the body and ensures you don't go. You are sick/injured because you have disfavor.). Over time its citizens interbreed ensuring a severed connection to the motherland.

If you ever have doubt I would refer you to the Old World way of life:::the elders used to sit and impart wisdom to the young. Now we watch DVDs and use the internet. People would be matched and married by age 14. They village would use a matchmaker or elders to pair young people. Now girls give their precious virginity away to some person in school and parents divorce while their children grow up without an important role model.

People must defy when asked to engage in evil. They will never get a easier clue suggesting the importance of defiance than the order not to pray.
Their precious babies are dependant on the parents and they need to defy when asked to betray their children:::
-DON'T get your sons circumcized
-DON'T have their children baptized in the Catholic Church or indoctrinated into Christianity.
-DON'T ignore their long hair or other behavioral disturbances.
-DO teach your children love, respect for others, humility and to honor the gods.

You need to pray, honor and respect them every day to improve your relationship with the gods. If they tell you not to it is a bad sign. it means they've made their decision, they don't want you to go and they don't want to be bothered.
This is the Age of the Disfavored and you need to pray::try to appease the gods by doing good deeds. If that doesn't work you must defy if you want to go.
When your peasant forefather was granted the rare opportunity to go before his royal family he went on his knees, bowing his head. You need to do this when you address the gods::bow down and submit to good. Never cast your eyes skyward. When you bow down you need to look within.
Lack of humility hurts people. Understand your insignificance and make sure it is reflected in the way you think when addressing the gods. Know your place and understand your inferiority.
They granted you life and they can take it just as easily.
Don't get frustrated or discouraged::these are techniques they will attempt to try to get you off the path. You all have much to be thankful for and you need to give thanks to the gods who granted you the good things in life. Your family may be grossly disfavored and progress may require patience. Make praying an intregal part of your life which you perform without fail, one that comes as naturally as eating or sleeping.
There are many interesting experiences up on the planetary systems, from Planet Miracle, where miracles happen every day, to other body experinces, such as experiencing life as the opposite sex (revolutionizes marriage counseling) or as an Olympic gold medal athelete.
Pray that you can differentiate between your own thoughts and when Artificial Intelligence creates problems by thinking through you. If you bow down mentally and physically, know your place, your inferiority and allow your insignificance to be reflected in prayer and in your life through humility they may allow progress and the dysfunctions they create with the computer will be lessened or removed.
Create a goal::to be a good child of the gods, pure of heart and mind, body and soul.
Everybody has the key to their own salvation, but nobody can do it for you. Every journey begins with a single step:::bow down and submit to good. There are many different levels and peasants will not get past Level 2 (Planet Temptation, Earth=Level 1) being evil.

They have tried to sell people on all kinds of theories, from clones to wholesale population replacement with clones. This didn't happen and is not realistic.
I am afraid people are decieved into thinking they too are clones and cooperate and engage in evil. Clones are made, people are born. If you didn't experience the one week they suggest it takes to go from fertilized egg in the laboratory to full grown adult then you are not a clone. If you didn't experience the week of conditioning they give to (evil?) clones to ensure loyalty then you shouldn't comply with evil.
I believe people who go sometimes are replaced with clones. Clones who are replaced are simply new candidates who have a chance if they do the right thing. Don't expect you are a clone. They sent people warnings in the 20th century life would change, and they subsequenlty began to alter people's DNA, make them gargantuan, alter their appearance, do extreme behavioral issues, etc.
They get their friends out as soon as possible to protect them from the evil and subsequent high claim rates incurred by living life on earth, and in some cases replace them with clones, occassionally fake a death, real death with a clone instead, etc. It's important that people fix their problems and ascend with the body given to them, for they say if your brain is beemed out and put into a clone host you are on the clock.

Throughout history the ruling species bestowed favor upon people or cursed their bloodline into a pattern of disfavor for many generations to come. Now in the 21st century people must take it upon themselves to try to correct their family's problems, undoing centuries worth of abuse and neglect. The goal is to fix your problems and get out BEFORE you have children. This is why they have created so many distractions for young people:::sports, video games, popular music, the internet::to ensure that doesn't happen.
Do your research. Appeal to the royalty of your forefathers for help. They are all still alive, for royalty has great favor, and your appeals will be heard. Obtain a sufficient list for some may not want to assist you; perhaps some of your family's problems are internal.
Ask them for help, request guidance, for somewhere in your family history one of your forefathers created an offense that cast your family into this pattern of disfavor. I suspect they will offer you clues, and when you decipher these clues go to those whom consider you an enemy and beg for foregiveness:::Find a path to an empithetic ear among your enemies and try to make amends.
Again through discovery obtain a respectable list in case some among them refuse to help.
Don't forget to ask for forgiveness from the throne, the Counsel and the Management Team, for the source of all disfavor began with them:::they pushed (NO FREEWILL) or requested/complied (FREEWILL) your forefather into his offense and made his decendants evil. Perhaps they didn't like him or maybe your family was among those who had to pay for the entire village. We see this type of behavior today as they single out a family member to pay for the whole family and how they singled out Africa to pay for the human race.
Heal the disfavor with your enemies and with the Counsel/Management Team/ruling species, for the source of all disfavor began with them, the ability to forgive and respect in light of the disturbing truth revealed being the final test of the disfavored before they ascend.

TODAYS RECIPE

STEAK VAPOR
Obtain thick NY strip or T-bone, Porterhouse steaks. On a charcoal grill create an extremely hot bed of coals. Grill your steaks Pittsburgh style. Remove steaks and serve With Vapors special sauce.
Vapors Special Sauce
1/4 Cup crumbled Blue cheese
1-2 Tblspn Worcestershire sauce
With a fork mash and blend these two ingredients into a paste.
Slather on or dip your tasty steak morsels in this sauce.
Enjoy!
Vapors kitchen tip-
Pittsburgh style is grilling the steak over super hot coals. Essentially burning the outside leaving the inside rare to medium rare. This takes a little practice but is a tasty way to cook your steak.
Keep an eye out for more of Chef Vapors tasty recipes and kitchen tips.

What happened to that music station on TV?

I've been out of the country for ten years and turned on what used to be my favorite station. Can't remember the name but it used to have all kinds of music videos all the time. Well I saw a nigger arguing with a white boy about his mom. Man he was saying bed things about her. And this little spic guy was egging it all on. And the guy who said the worst things actually won and got a prize.
Then I turned it on later and these idiot white guys were jumping off buildings and running around naked and doing all sorts of lame-brained stunts. Still no music videos.
I turned it on the nesxt day and all these has been child actors and c list celebrities were in a show where they all lived togethre and cut down each other all the time. There was even a porno star on it.
Man I sure wish that channel had not gone off the air. It saddens me.

Whats wrong here?

I know this is going to upset some of you but listen to this story.

I was watching a news program the other day reporting on a qroup who is teaching "new citizens" the correct way to vote. No not who to vote for but how to take part in the voting process. This is a very good thing and I aplaud their efforts.

Now for the problem. The news person talked to several, "new citizens," and not one of the people interviewed spoke english. Every single person interviewed required an interpurter. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE. I thought everyone who became a citizen had to speak english.

Come on folks, if your a citizen learn the language of the country in which you selected citizenship. It is great if your only visiting not to speak the language but if you have selected to live here, damn, learn the language.

HDIGH? part 3

So just to give everyone an update on my situation: I went to the doctor and he has given me a RX that I haven't began yet, but I will tomorrow. I am also going to continue talk about everything because it is really seeming to help everyone. The hardest day I think I have had in a while was yesterday. For some reason, since the second I woke up, I was in a bad mood. Not really "bad", but I was just kind of mopey and sad for some odd reason that I can't really explain. Then, later on last night, I was really irritable and it changed into almost paranoia- I sometimes have these odd feelings like I get really nervous like something bad is going to happen. What's even more strange is that when I feel like that, something bad always DOES happen. It's never anything that I can control- it will be more like a car crash will happen right in front of me, or a fight will happen right in front of me- something. Last time I felt this way I was at dinner with my boyfriend and I started getting that feeling. I told him all about it, so he obviously knew that I knew something would happen. I looked over and saw a white man and his son having dinner with a black couple and their two daughters (IM NOT SAYING RACE MATTERS, I'M JUST LETTING IT BE KNOWN THAT THE BLACK COUPLE WERE TREATING THE WHITE BOY LIKE THEIR SON, HE EVEN CALLED THE FATHER "DAD" AND NOT HIS OWN FATHER), which helped me come to the conclusion that those were eaither his foster parents or such... anyway, so I overheard the white man say that he was going outside to talk to his son and he would be back in 5 minutes. 5 mins passes, 10 mins, its coming up on 15 and i tell my boyfriend that I think he took the boy and ran. He asked why I would think that, and I told him because their had just been a story on the news where a foster mother had an infant ripped out of her arms by the real parents at a park not more than 10 minutes away from the restraunt that we were at. My boyfriend got up and walked around and couldnt find him, and I sat down and told the family at the table what I thought was going on. They looked shocked and I felt dumb for butting in, but I couldlnt see letting something like that happen. I guess its better if they think i am rude than to let their child disappear and have god knows what happen to him. I would feel AWFUL.
Anyway, so my boyfriend ended up walking up to the guy (who was in the parking lot and had the boy in a running car), and started a conversation with him about his "friends" inside- just to let him know that we had been watching him. Soon after he came inside with the little boy. They sat down for a while, got up to leave, and I got the dirtiest glare from this white man. The mom walked by and looked upset but very relieved and thankful. They never said anything to him- at least not right then. I couldn't have imagined how I would have felt if me and my boyfriend would have kept our mouths shut, like any 20-somethings would have done.
Well, that was only last week. Pretty scary to think people are sometimes like that. And then maybe I think if someone would have told the man that HE should get help, that maybe, JUST MAYBE, I wouldn't have ever ended up like that. I don't know. Just a thought.
I will keep you all posted on my progress. If anyone has any suggestions, I am always appreciative.

pr

Wow

Life is really incredible. I have a wonderfull wife, a smart beautifull child, a great house, a thriving business, and a cute dog. Life is good!

Password

What's the point of having a password at all if

a) Everyone knows it anyway
b) All that happens every now and again is that some knobhead changes it for shits and giggles

?

Just disable the damn thing for the anon account.

Password Reset

The password is reset.

Questions to every one

well people its your favorite stoner,

i have pondered these questions for a bit.

Q: when you drink or smoke do you really have a buzz or do you just think it yet you may not be sobor but the more you think that you are stoned or drunk the drunker or stoner you get ?

Q: or pain, do you think about it to feel it more or do you feel it more?

i have thought about these for a while now and my answers are that you brain has a lot to do with how you feel. the more you think your stoned the more you feel same with drinking or with pain. just like if you feel depressed the sadder you get.

So to the one they call KODY try not to think so much and the perks will take you away

Love or Obsession?

I have been married over 14 years and now I find myself obsessed and falling heavily for a man my husband knows. I have played it totally cool, but when I see him I just melt. It's to the point I can't even eat. I am leading a double life, at home I am cool mom and I don't let on with my husband or friends, my life appears as normal. My husband loves me, works hard, is a great dad...but this other man fills my thoughts and I can't get it out of my head.
What do i do...this guy...when he talks to me he looks me right in the eye. His soul just feels good and every time he says good bye to me in a social setting I get this tight hug that envelops me. I see him say good bye to others and it's this quick hug...with me he lingers....man I don't know, this is too much. Am I imagining things with this hug? Could he feel my vibe when I am trying to control it so much? If anyone responds...thanks in advance, if not then I am just glad to get this off my chest...I needed to today.

Pipe-Smoking (pronounced as one word)

Pipe smoking is the practice of the most civilized, erudite, gentlemanly men in the world. No nation can truly call itself civilized whose gentlemen do not smoke pipes. And all savages refuse pipes.

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To Whom It May Concern

Dear Teacher,
Please excuse little Foam this morning. He is on a Jew-hating field trip with his church. They are going to condemn Jews, along with every other race, religion, or belief that disagrees with them in any way. He will be back tomorrow, but will have to miss again next week for the Negroidal Hate Week.

Thanks,
Mrs. At The Mouth

Kronic Stoner....Help Me Please....

Serious question / serious debate.......Is it okay to smoke just before eating / or / one should not smoke before eating because it takes away alot of the buzz, and should eat after smoking......and please don't answer that one should smoke before and after......please pick one or the other.........thank's Mr. Ignoramus

To Whom It May Concern

Please excuse His Excellency Kody R. Bear until further notice. Kody has indeed fallen into a Krafty trap which has resulted in multiple Kontusions to his knee. Kody is kurrently having limited mobility which has resulted in defecating upon himself and spewing vile toxins from his living room chair all while eyeing little boys with sad intent from his window (pronounced as one word). Don’t worry; he is busy working on his.

Dr. Dolittle

To Whom It May Concern

Please excuse Emma's absense lately. She has been very busy laying poohs for the now defunct SAGTRA to meet Mr Indy's latest order of "1000 fresh teen-girl-turds (prounounced as one word)". Mr Indy has insisted that his demands be met or he will be taking up the matter with His Excellency, Kody R. Bear. Emma does not want to get into trouble - I'm sure you'll understand.

Regards,

Mrs Watson.

Somethink to think about

I feel moved to post this. I think this post or rather what I have to say maybe right at home here on anonyblog.

The news we have all heard, the terrible horrific news about the Amish school shooting in Pennsylvania. The shooter, a man tormented daily in his own self made mixture of twisted sexual desires. He had abused two younger relatives in his past and now the feelings of desire for young girls had once again immerged and taunted his black existence. He walked into that school with much more than weapons of death, he walked into that school with the idea of brutalizing those children. He walked into that school with pure evil in his heart, absolute pure evilness. Police found on his corpse a tube of lubrication that he intended to use for his own sexual pleasure. People, this is nothing that I have made up! This has happened in our world, in our country, in our society. Why?

There is no one who can read this or hear this news and not taste their bile. Something to think about as you laugh at the posts posted by people masquerading as bears and monkeys. Why?

Spooky-Scopes

October Spooky-scopes

No, I did not forget about the very important stars and moons and planets and Pluto happening in October! But it's soon to be Halloween, and no time like the present for detailing all the ways in which we, as astrological profiles, kind of bite. We're all vampires in our own ways, sucking the life right out of life and there's no excuse for it. UNLESS you want to blame it all on being born under an unlucky star, or Pluto, which I wholly 100% endorse.

Happy scary Rocktober!

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AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18)
Have ya'll heard about this Congressman guy who sent all kinds of salacious emails to underage boys? Mmmm. I love scandals. They're so... scandalous. I half wondered if ole Representative Foley wasn't an Aquarius, because man ya'll can be impulsive. Left alone in a room with a computer and an innernet connection, ya'll will be up to no good in about three seconds flat. Now, this isn't a comment on your goodness, deep down ya'll are good as gold and have a kindness streak a mile wide. But Lord you do some boneheaded things (no pun intended). Most of the zodiac needs a five-second rule: give yourself five seconds before you act on that impulse. Aquarians need a seventeen day rule. And even then sometimes ya'll surprise the pants off me (whoops, with the puns again!)

PISCES (Feb. 19 - March 20)
I know a cute Pisces guy who is so darn adorable you want to just hug him until he needs chiropractic help to disentangle. Problem is, he's a Pisces, so it's real real hard to get close enough to hug, and if hugging were to occur he'd break away before medical intervention were necessary. Not that ya'll aren't warm and affectionate. It's just that once you've been hurt -- and come on, by now if your old enough to be sitting upright and reading words in a sentence, you have been hurt -- you're about as excited to let someone else into your heart as you are to jump headfirst into an empty swimming pool. Unlike us Cancers who just keep volunteering for more heartache and sorrow on our World Quest For Love and Attention, you Pisces folks want the same thing but are most reluctant volunteers. Explain to me how you're going to get the Recommended Daily Allowance Of Lovin' if you're too scared to re-enlist for hugging?

ARIES (March 21- April 19)
Listen, I know we've had a rough year. First, there was all the months I held back on you because my Mr. X was a big ol' Aries. Then there was the whole Jupiter issue which I may or may not have forgotten to mention because people! I do not control the planets! I know you need self-indulgence and attention, and I was all about Me, Me, Me. Fortunately for us we can't get divorced because I'm not even your Legally Wed Astrologer! I'm just the person who needlessly reminds you that you are someone who needs self-indulgence. Which is not an entirely bad quality, I have it myself, but if you could see past that little flaw of mine, you'll see that I'm trying to tell you something valuable here. Aries, you have been maligned, misunderstood, and un-indulged. Oh, haven't we all. Your acting ability is second to none, so you haven't shown how misunderstood you truly are. You've been playing a role, it had nothing at all to do with Jupiter or Planet Mr. X, and now you want to know when we'll get down to the real business of unearthing the Aries Truth. Maybe when you get down to the business of showing your true colors on a more regular basis. People only misunderstand because they don't see the real you. How can they indulge an act?

TAURUS (April 20 - May 20)
According to Love Astrology, Taurus would be an excellent match for me. I've yet to date a Taurus (surprisingly) but I do think I would enjoy your also tenacious character, the way you secretly like to save things, your conflicted relationship with money. I do wonder if we'd be able to move around our house, though, cluttered as it would be with my memories and your stuff. Whoops! I just crossed a Taurus line, calling all that stuff you've been saving "stuff" instead of Treasured Valuable Items. I like the way you rationalize holding on to the weirdest junk, the same way I do. I'm betting that you have a little spreadsheet in your mind of the justification, purpose, and history of each thing/person/piece of paper in your collection. Oh my little Taurus, where are you? You might be the only person in the world who I could help by throwing things away. Your things, of course. Gosh... we're not getting rid of mine!

GEMINI (May 21 - June 21)
My most favorite Gemini recently turned 62, cashed out all his stock in a Big High-Tech Company, and bought himself a brand new Corvette. HE IS SUCH A GEMINI. Hi wife, a darling Cancer, probably had a near heart attack. Geminis are always being characterized as impulsive and selfish. But I'm going to teach ya'll a great Southernism you must embrace: ya'll are just particular. It's not that you fly by the seat of your pants, always running afoul of the boring signs with your hedonism and impracticality. Ya'll are just particular, see? You have needs, and while they may not mesh with anyone else's vision of reality, ya'll just keep on down the path to crazybones because you know, you KNOW, that when you find happiness you better damn well be driving a fun car. Amen.

CANCER (June 22 - July 22)
If you've spent even five minutes ever reading the astrological profile of Cancer, you know what they like to say abut us. If you believe all that crap, we're just a bunch of loveable oafs who want to mother the world and we tentatively watch from the sidelines for stray cats to take in, in between violent mood swings. What they don't tell you is that we are really deep down inside just in search of one thing, pure and simple: adoration. We don't want it the way Leos do (read: obedience) or the way Taurus does (smoochy acquiescence), no, we want -- nay, demand! -- full adoration and we need it ya'll. We NEED it. Which is why we're so damn hard to get to know, really know, Lord can we keep secrets. What we love to do most is think about how sad and maudlin we're going to be around the holidays, since there's no adoration in sight and here it is October and the Halloween candy is in the aisles and we know. We know what's coming. YOU CANNOT FOOL A CANCER. I say, let's make everyone else miserable, too. Let's start telling all the Jolly Hi Ho people of other zodiacal dimensions that, oh yeah, Christmas is just X days away. It will freak them out and make you so, so pleased.

LEO (July 23 - August 22)
Well, Leo, in the words of your arch-nemesis Dr. Phil, let me ask the question of the month: How's THAT workin' for you? You know what I mean. You're very exact these days, very precise, very Leo (which is why the last man I dated for a while was a Leo, I did enjoy his confidence) (until he forgot he needed the audience, needed my attention, and just went out catting off as Leos are prone to do.) It's all fine and good to be the Big Cheese, but no one can eat an entire wheel of cheese. One must break it down into bite size pieces, savory tidbits, sometimes inexactly sliced and yummy. Cheese is always more palatable when mixed in with a nice salty cracker or a glass of wine, mix! Enjoy the other hors d 'oeuvres! You must relax, or the cheese metaphors will continue and you will be constipated, alone in your greatness, alone with no one to admire you, alone with no cracker to complement your cheesy goodness. And how would THAT work for you?

VIRGO (August 23 - Sept. 22)
Virgo is one of my favorite signs on the wheel because, like Cancer, people think they have you pigeonholed into an exact Type, they think you're stuck in this prurient rut of cleanliness and sanctity. OH IF THEY ONLY KNEW. If they only knew you the way I do! I love your icky spots best. How you can be secretly very judgmental of the oddest things. You'll forgive a lot, but with you there are absolute, hidden dealbreakers and I love the way you keep them totally unarticulated so the rest of the world is always running afoul of your little internal barometer. Don't you dare change. Or, if you do change, don't tell anyone. Best to always keep people wondering where they've gone awry.

LIBRA (Sept. 23 - Oct. 23)
The scales of justice thing? Total crock of youknowwhat. All that "fair and balanced" stuff applies to you as much as to the network that trademarked it. You're a thinker, that's for sure, but you also get annoyed easily and in fact I am annoying you right this very minute. Hi! Maybe now I'll talk too much, and tell you about this really boring long involved dream I had (you = not a fan) and then by the end of this paragraph you won't even bother to tell me what an idiot I am, you'll just look at me in that Libra way -- ya'll have THE most expressive expressions -- and I Will Know. You're very discerning that way. Weeding out the flotsam. Problem is, we all have our flotsam (what the hell IS flotsam, anyway? Is it green? Like that stuff sitting on top of the swamp in Bayou Lafayette?) and even you, Oh Wise Libra, have flotsam. YES YOU DO. Flotsam. Don't look at me like that! This is your horror-scope, not your fair and balancedscope!

SCORPIO (Oct. 24 - Nov. 21)
If only I could hold a grudge the way you do. Problem with Cancers is that while we DO hold our grudges, we're just not hard as nails on the follow through. I mean, sure, we can harbor resentment and hurt, but you Scorpios really know how to zing it to 'em. Interestingly enough, fewer Scorpios have road rage than other signs, because ya'll get your issues out in your day-to-day just fine, thankyouverymuch. It's those one or two nagging doubts you have, about the time you got so mad and just gave a big F-you to so-and-so, or said what was REALLY on your mind to you-know-who -- that keep you from being really happy with yourself. Which is good! Trust me, Guilt Cancer, on this one. The guilt of how you behaved that one time keeps you from being the total jerk you aspire to be when jerkiness is called for. I know you may not believe me, but that guilt can keep you happy. In a really roundabout and messed-up way.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21)
The best way to get rid of a Sag is to start telling them exactly what to do. So I won't do that today, seeing as I have already alienated for sure the Libras and Aries and Aquarius folks. Hi ya'll! Don't change a thing! Except... wow, ya'll. Don't you ever WANT to plan obsessively like the Cappies and Cancers and Virgos do? I mean, you don't have to get all Excel spreadsheet on us or anything. But you could try to make a list, maybe, pros and cons of your latest greatest good idea? Actually -- wait -- I have an idea. Just embrace your inner Unplanner, and hook your wagon to one of the more neurotic signs in the zodiac family. We'll do all your planning for you. The downside is that we will nag. A lot. And tell you what to do. So, you must invest in a really good Selective Hearing Aid. Oh hell, there I go again, telling you what to do. Whoops.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19)
So, the very last date I went on was with a guy who is a Capricorn through and through. I thought we'd be great together, after all, my dad is a Cap and my best friend is a Cappy, and why did this not work out? Oh, I could blame myself (hey, I am a Cancer, that's what we do) (Until we start blaming you) and then I realized he was TOO Capricorn. You see, I love jokes. I adore goofyass ridiculous jokes, and I often make fun of myself, because in my Cancer mind I'm able to joke about the things that I am most okay with, like, say, calling myself a big nerd or a goobernut. As an ubercapricorn, however, my date was unnerved by my dorkiness, wondering when the spotlight would shine on him and reveal his Inner Flaws. I know ya'll say you don't mind your little quirks, but boy are ya'll sensitive to even implied future criticism. Are you sure you aren't just a bunch of Cancers in disguise? Look, the bottom line is that we are not making fun of you, and even if we are we do it because we're callous dorks who love you. Embrace the love. Embrace the dork inside.

Mrs. Bear (Kody's Mother)

Dear teacher,
Please excuse Kodybear's absence. He is currently deep in the Congo jungle searching for Indy the Great,his archnemesis (pronounced as one word), who is holed up in a girlturd fortress. Indy has kidnapped Magogo the Singing and Dancing Macarena Monkey, and Kody is trying to save him.

Thanks,
Mrs. Bear

True and actual excuse notes from parents (complete with spelling errors)

Being a teacher I could'nt resist posting these here at anonyblog and reading your responses. I thought these were a riot!

My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.

Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31,32, and also 33.

Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.

Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.

Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.

Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

How Did I Get Here? Part 2

This will be my follow up (for those of you who have read the first part and actually CARE, or even for someone to just happen to stumble upon) to my first entry, appropriately title "How Did I Get Here"...
I've done a lot of thinking the past few days- thinking that has spun from opinions from this site, from my friends, from my family, and of course, from some soul searching that I myself have begun. I HAVE made an appointment to see a doctor for depression, but my soul searching, I think will only benefit and make me feel better (as it has been), as long as I stay on a positive track.
One of my biggest problems is this: DO YOU EVER FEEL LIKE YOU'RE LIVING SOMEONE ELSE'S DREAM? I mean, actually living someone elses every wish, yet you feel like a p.o.s. for not loving it nearly as much as you know they would? Let me get specific: I'm 20 years old, finished with my schooling for my career, and I have a VERY successful career (which explains where all my stress stems from). Not only am I successful at MY work, but I am also 1/2 owner of a salon with my mom. I do all the advertising, most of the hiring, all of the bankinf/ managing, etc. In the recent years, I have gotten endless offers from different products lines to be a "rep", I have been asked by a very popular and world renowned company to be an educator (something few young people get offered) and I have been contracted thru 2 different companies as a makeup artist, where my work has been published in magazines and books. Sounds great, right? Well, it is.
This is my problem: sometimes I feel like it's too easy so I get bored. Sometimes I feel like I'm too young and not ready to move away yet. Sometimes I want to do things at my own pace, I get tired of being pushed into things. Aside from being depressed, I am completely content with my career right now- I feel like when I feel the time is right for me to grow, I will move on. But not yet. "Prince Charming", on the other hand, is upset with me. He thinks I should take every offer that comes to me. You see, we both went to school for the same career choice- he dropped out due to some VERY POOR decisions made on his part- such awful decisions that I too dropped out because I was too upset to continue. My parents forced me to go back after 2 weeks of watching me mope around the house (which I am sooo grateful for). His parents, on the other hand, could care less that he dropped out. He's mad that I'm not taking the every advantage that I am being handed, but I believe that I already have- I am successful without having to work for a high-end company. Maybe I will one day, if that is what I decide, but that is what he always wanted for himself, but he can't have that anymore. HE DROPPED OUT. HE CHOSE TO MESS HIS FUTURE UP. Now he is stuck at a job that he hates going to everyday, with people that he hates working for. I just want him to get off my case and let me make my decisions at my own pace. After all, not everyone in life wants to be FAMOUS- I just want to be HAPPY.
It just makes me mad when he says things like "I don't want to go into your work- it makes me mad that I cant go back to school" or "why don't you take advantage of the things that I wanted" or "you got to finish and i cant even go back". IT'S NOT MY FAULT! He could go back, but he blew all of his money when he messed up the first time. I will support him every way I can, (kinda like those beauty pageant moms). That's the best analogy I can think of. Aside from him, I have talked to my mom about how I feel. I even told my dad. He was more sympathetic and understanding than my mom was. My mom understood, but told me that she "thought I was a lot stronger than to do this to myself all over again". I try to tell myself that it isn't something that I can control, but I cant help but feel as if she's right. To some extent, I agree with her- I mean, I've already been thru it once so I should have seen it coming, On the other hand, it's almost as if I just hit me one day. It was so sudden. It's not like I want her to feel bad for me, I just want her to accept that everyone feels down and needs help sometimes, as my dad understands me.
When I read back over this, it sounds like I am ungrateful, but I AM FAR FROM IT- things just get overwhelming sometimes. Which makes me wonder if anxiety and depression are somehow linked. That is a good question- I will ask that at my appointment. For now, I will continue research for depression, as well as my soul searching- hopefully some help will stem from one of them.

The dance

Today is the beginning of my adulthood. I feel so happy right now. Even with all the bad stuff going on. There is a lot of good stuff. I have found probably the best friend I have ever had. To feel this great about someone and how they make you feel is amazing. I am watching him grow in so many ways. He's opening himself up to new experiences and in doing that he has helped me find the places in myself that I need to repair.

Over the past six months I have seen a lot of growth. He's going through the first steps to make himself happy. He is trying his best to change himself. I have noticed him being more open with other people and even more open with me. Taking what people say to heart. Maybe he's learning that he doesn'tt need to be perfect, that he doesn't always need to be the hero, because he can't always be the hero. But the true lesson was the realization that you only get one shot at life. Live in the moment, not in the past.

It isn't easy to sit here and just wait to find out what will happen in the next few months. A growing experience it will be and in some ways it scares me. I haven't been as open with him sexually as I have with other people and I know the reason why. I'm afraid if I give him all I have he'll decide that I am too much for him in many ways. It's happened to me before and I don't want that to happen. He knows this, he knows my past and what I have lived through and still he is there for me.

I know he has only my best interests at heart and I have the same for him. I don't think I have ever been this filled with this many emotions. It's not just him, it's everything that has been going on over the past few months especially.

He pulled me out of a situation that probably would have killed me in the end. He's seen me at my worst but he hasn't seen me at my best. He's seen me close that's for sure. I know he loves me for me which is scary for me. NO ONE has ever put as much faith in me that he has. He's watched me battle my own demons and defeat some of them. I love him for that. No judgment calls. No regrets.

A lot of the issues that I have now are more to do with myself then anyone else. I have this knack of having no faith in myself. Many people around me are amazed at the stuff that I have done in my life and at my writing ability. And yet I still feel like I have done nothing in my life, that I have nothing to show for all the years since my birth that I have had to try to keep my head above water in the deep end of life's pond. I have in a sense survived, well I'm tired of surviving. I want to live and enjoy life. With him I do and yet I still worry.

Before he left we spent slot of times in the mountains. Exploring the wilds and learning along the way. The last night up there, under the moonlight looking down into the valley below at the lake I realized that it was probably the best day of my life even though I knew he was leaving the next day. Sitting there with him, smoking and trying to stay warm. It was truly beautiful, a day I won't forget.

I know I had been pushing him away for the past few weeks. I just didn't know how to cope with all the feelings and emotions that were floating around inside of me. Sometimes when I want something so bad I push it away to protect myself. To him I am sorry for that, it wasn't his fault. But I think he knows that.

What happens next? Well we shall see. I might go nuts in the next month or so without having him here. I found myself looking for him a few times since he left. I went upstairs to my bedroom and realized he was gone. That sucked. Counting down the days helped but I still cried my eyes out. Some days are better then others. And then there are those days where you just wanna break stuff and tell everyone to fuck off. Lord knows my mother and I are going around and around. She knows I am leaving and it scares her. She's afraid I'll get out there and shit will fall apart and I'll be stuck with no family. Even if it were to happen yes I would be crushed there's no getting around that. But ya know I could have missed the pain but I'd have had to miss the dance. And well I'm not gonna miss this dance, even if my heart gets bruised. I'll live, a little stronger, a little smarter, a little more aware of myself.

AP Scores

I was on IRC today, and some guy announced that he got a 2 on his AP English language and Composition test. The first thing that goes through my mind is... why would anyone waste a whole year to get a 2 on the AP test. The 2 is a sign of failure and the sign of the full year squandered... Ultimately, when he goes to college, he will have to take that class again. If he had put in an extra effort to make sure that he got a decent AP score, he would not have to take English Language and Composition again in college. Why are people so narrow-minded - always thinking of the things that are directly in front of them? I hope I can be more provident and take the future into whatever I do in the present.

Mr. Foam At The Mouth

I am a Conservative, Republikkkan Christian. I am self-righteous. Even though I have many faults myself (as do all humans), still I love to find fault in others and harshly condemn them without mercy. I believe that anyone who disagrees with my personal, strict, Puritan standards in the slightest, should be banned, condemned, censored, jailed, and executed. I am such a good example of Jesus Christ!

Wake Up

Would someone please give me something to Foam At The Mouth about?

Latest issue

Has anybody seen the recent issue of "Blogging" magazine?
It has some articles about "Anonyblog".
Ineresting reading!

Looking for a name.

I will be having an abortion in about three weeks, when my boyfriend and I will be able to have saved enough money, and my boyfriend suggested that we name the fetus. I could only come up with “Pat” since that name can be used for either a boy or a girl. My boyfriend came up with “Dirge”. Anyone else want to offer names, please do. I will even consider what the bearboy would suggest since he is one of the few with creatively by posting those stories, even if the stories are stupid and lame, at least it is creative. Thank you.

Empress Her Rotundancy the Dragon Queen

This post is for you and anyone who has ever read any of your posts:
Thank you so much for sticking up for me actually using this sight for something good. You see, I'm only 20 years old- my and my dad aren't exactly close and if I told my mom I was depressed I think she would look down upon me. So I took it into my own hands to see someone about it. I just sometimes feel like I don't have anyone to talk to about things, and sometimes I would like an outsiders point of view. And then theres times when people should care, or at least have some common descency, and they were obviously raised COMPLETELY WRONG- that or they are just way more off then I am. So thank you, for being a caring individual and taking the time to give me advice. Most of all, thanks for letting me know I'm not alone :)

Enough is Enough!

I'm sick and tired of seeing this site going down the tube. I'm sick and tired of feeling as though I'm making wrong decisions no matter what I do.

I'm tired of being caught in the middle of my family, my own interest and that of my fiance. I realize that I can't make everyone happy, but what if no matter what I do, no one is happy? Not even me?

I'm tired of getting nowhere. I'm tired of feeling like I've let everyone down.

UGH!

Hey Stoners!!

im giving you people a hit. hit this shit pass it on you will see the world in a defferent light.

Why don't you people smoke? you can view the problems of world with another look. A look though the eyes of a natural stoner. don't be So STUCK UP.

THE
Kronic Stoner

Finally people are getting wise

Agree with above - I guess - since nothing was posted above. Things are not getting better and we are back to kodyboy being one of many who replies to his posts.