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Comments restored

To combat the enormous amount of comment spam, I turned up the aggressiveness of the comment junk filter.

Unfortunately, it junked several nn-spam comments. I have restored those comments and lowered the anti-spam filter to avoid the problem in the future.

Sorry for any inconvenience.

To the person who posted about Dubya

> Someone who is DUMB cannot become a president of a democratic nation.

Hmmm ... The very sad and insane thing is, they CAN and they HAVE! It's not what you know, it's who you know.

It is very true that Halliburton have made a SHIT load of money out of the war, which has dragged on far longer than it should have ... what a bunch of greedy cunts.

(I would've commented instead only it seems some comments aren't getting published either)

SOME PEOPLE ARE NEVER SATISFIED

It seems that no matter what steps are taken it is just not good enough for some.
Recently Anonyblog has taken measures to keep unsavory entries from being posted.
Unfortunately this is not enough for the right wing conservatives. Clearly these people are envious. These people cannot stand the fact that the Admin of this site did not ban Kody/Indy/Vapor entries. Obviously these whiners have no writing abilities and are envious of others who do. I can only hope that Anonyblog will survive the attacks from these misguided individuals. It is absolutely wrong for an individual to ask for the site to be shut down simply because this person does not agree with site content.
This brings me to an article that I read which was a review of Anonyblog. The following is an opinionated article veiled as a review of Anonyblog..................

Lindsey Russell posted this article on the AssociatedContent web-site:
Back in the spring of 2005, I began using the "Stumble" extension of FireFox. As a result, I "stumbled" across Anonyblog.com. At that time, there were a lot of thought-provoking anonymous posts that generated spirited discussion on a wide-range of topics. However, as the months wore on, it became painfully clear that the anonymous blog concept doesn't work, and that a couple of bad apples can spoil the whole bunch.

During this time period, several individuals would change the password to the blog for days at a time, making it inaccessible to the rest of us. Shortly after, a couple of characters began to regularly show up on the site - Kody Bear and Indy. These characters use foul language, post pornographic pictures (even though they are normally removed very shortly thereafter by admin, the damage is done), and are generally offensive. As a result, I would never allow children to access the site.

As time wore on and people became more and more fed up with these characters trying to destroy the site, new vigil-ante characters such as post-deleter made there way onto the anonyblog scene. This only made things much worse. In fact, for a while, anonyblog was in danger of being shutdown permanently. In the end, Kody Bear and Indy have somewhat cleaned up their act. However, there is now nothing of interest on the website - and I would not recommend the site to anyone.

It is a sad commentary on anonymous blogs that these two fictional characters - vile and disgusting as they are - were able to drive all of the truly interested posters and readers (such as myself) from the site. It is sad that setting up an anonymous blog, you take the chance that you will get someone posting disgusting language and/or inappropriate pictures - even if you post strict rules and monitor the site constantly. Quite honestly, it is just too much for a single moderator. While the anonymous blog concept is a good one, it is always at risk of being taken over by trolls such as Kody Bear and Indy. It is sad that there are people out there simply trying to ruin a good thing.

For those still interested in the anonymous blog, I'd recommend reading Post Secrets. This wonderful art experiment has now spawned books and presentations. There are new secrets posted every Sunday. It isn't exactly an anonymous blog, but it is the closest thing to it without having to deal with the issue of trolls. Unfortunately, not all of the postcards make the blog. Also, old post are not kept from week to week. However, they secrets people share are very personal and universal at the same time. It is something that you have to experience for yourself.

If you take away anything from this article, it is that you need to be careful in selecting internet content for your children -even older ones. While I would have believed that this site would have been appropriate for teenagers when I first started reading it, I changed my mind once Kody Bear and Indy started posting extremely disturbing pictures and posts. They like to hide behind free speech, but some things are just not appropriate for everyone. End of article.
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Let it be known that Lindsey Russell is an outspoken former contributer to Anonyblog. You can read some of her work by searching her name on the site search. Many of her entries are anonymous and were made during the hight of the recent war of words between the "Klan" and the "Anti-Klan" in the fall of 2006. If you remember the Admin gave the site a "Time-Out" at the escalation point of this incident. During the afore mentioned War of Words she wrongfully accused individuals of entering posts that were against the rules.

She has many entries on AssociatedContent. I implore you to visit this web-site and read her work. Many if not all of her many writings are one sided and opinionated. It looks like Lindsey Russell believes in quantity not quality.

I will let you draw your own opinions.

I just thought that I would bring this article to the attention of all Anonyblog readers. I urge you to leave a comment at AssociatedContent under this article.

Thanks for your time,

Master Chef Vapor

P.S. I take no responsibility for the improper spelling and grammar in the article written by Lindsey Russell which I cut and pasted from the AssociatedContent web-site.

Yo Admin Read This!

Seems to me that it takes quite some time for you to allow the posts to be made. Perhaps you finally see the need to censor the posts? Why not just take this stupid site down? Like the blog entry I read about this site in says "proof that anonymous blogging does not work" I have to agree. I looked at some of the archived posts and you got some sick puppies that hang out here. What’s up with that whacked Kody? Shit man grow the hell up! Lets not forget Indy, he's even worse! What kind of site are you running? The stupid posts far out weigh the very few legitimate posts. I say close this place down because it has become a breeding ground for sick twisted pornographic shit.

Dirty Thoughts 2

My husband stuck his cock in my ass again this time he said he was not gonna stop and came in my ass, it's been dripping out all morning.

INDY THE GREAT

Halifax, put all of our girlurine (pronounced as one word) attack plans on hold. First, we must destroy and hack Lindsey Russell's website (pronounced as one word).

Yes, Master. We have already found a back door into Associated Content, and we have also found her personal website (pronounced as one word).

Brilliant. Let the hacking begin.

Is Dubya really DUMB or he is not comfortable in his job?

By watching Dubya in the past and present one thing is pretty much clear the guy is not DUMB .

Someone who is DUMB cannot become a president of a democratic nation. If that happens then the person cannot be deemed as dumb.

The logic for this theory is based on a few things that I have noticed. When Dubya was the governor of Texas, he used to be very clear in his speech. I attribute this to his clear and truthful thinking about the topics he had to face when he was governor. As he became the president he was being accompanied by people who had different plans. He is not someone who believes in this plan, but unfortunately they have gotten the better over him. That is the reason why he stumbles in his speech, because its not something he wants to say from his heart. He knows what he is made to say is not the truth and he is very uncomfortable with it.
Basically when a person is not comfortable with a certain topic he/she would not be able to talk intelligently about it. Thats exactly what is happening with him. The more he is spending time at the white house the more mess he is getting himself into by listening to his vice president. I am sure he does not believe in everything that he is made to do or say.

Message to Dubya

"Dubya all I would say is please do not do things or say things that you do not believe in. Stop being untruthful to yourself and all your problems will go away. Try to do and say the right thing.

I do not know what is it that they have against you that you are so not able to break the shackles and be free. For once try to be a real president and not be someones puppet.

The troop surge is the brain child of the Dick group because the more the troops the more security for the people of Halliburton. The longer Halliburton can stay and do their work the more money Dick will make. I am not sure if you are party to this too, maybe that is what is forcing you to do all this. Please do not sell the country out and get our citizens killed for your friends benefit and be truthful for once."

I Am Lindsey Russell

I can't believe the reaction to a little piece I wrote on Associated Content. I won't be intimidated!

Dirty Thoughts

My husband stuck his cock in my ass this morning. It hurt so it was only twice. I have been fantisizing and getting off on the idea of him doing it again all day.

KODYBEAR

KODY R BEAR SUBMARINE
Bay of Bengal
Bhubaneshwar,India

"We here Yo Excellency"

"Good Magogo. As you well know we have come here because I am worshipped as a god by these people. I have come to calm their fears and instruct them further in my doctrines."

"Dat jis wonderful Yo Eminence cause I caint wait to get off dis boat! Dey ain't no room in here because of all dee money we done brought and Dooky he keep bangin his head on dee ceiling."

"You can't go Magogo."

"Yo Excellency, Why I can't go?" sobbed the hapless ape. "Dey is lotsa monkeys in India. Hell dey all over.......

"Silence! They don't like your kind here Magogo. Besides you have work to do here on the Sub. I have been slandered by some right wing conservative calling herself Lindsey Russell. I want her found Magogo. When you find her I want to have her for dinner. Put the MMTF on it if you can't handle it."

"Yes Excellency"

INDY THE GREAT

I sniffed Lindsey Russell's girlfarts (pronounced as one word).

INDY THE GREAT

Attention Ricky Finklestein: I am not a child molestor. I have never even been arrested for anything, much less that disgusting crime. So, if you have ANY information, I hereby authorize you to post it here. How can I do this? Because I know youa re full of shit and there is no such information. If you refuse to post such, then you admit defeat. Loser!

LINDSEY RUSSELL

Waaaaaaaaaaaa not fair not fair not fair! If I do not like what other people say, they should be banned and censored! Waaaaaaaaaaaa I am a whining baby and a Nazi!

TODAY'S RECIPE

Baked Potato Soup

What you will need:

2/3 cup butter
2/3 cup flour
7 cups milk
4 large baking potatoes, baked, cooled, peeled and cubed, about 4 cups
4 green onions, thinly sliced
10 to 12 strips bacon, cooked crispy, drained, and crumbled
1 1/4 cups shredded mild cheddar cheese
1 cup (8 ounces) sour cream
3/4 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon pepper

In a large Dutch oven or stockpot over low heat, melt butter.
Stir in flour; stir until smooth and bubbly.

Gradually add milk, stirring constantly, until sauce has thickened.
Add potatoes and onions.

Continue to cook, stirring constantly, until soup begins to bubble.
Reduce heat; simmer gently for 10 minutes.

Add remaining ingredients; stir until cheese is melted.
Serve baked potato soup immediately.

Kitchen Tips:
Bake the potatoes in the oven not the microwave. They will taste much better.
If you wish save a little of the scallions(green onion), bacon and shredded cheese to use as a garnish.

Enjoy,

Master Chef Vapor

Admin

Hurry up and automate the post publishing process, will ya? Selective publishing of posts and deletion of others = fascist!

Searching......

Attention Kody.

I feel the need to tell you that I just spent way too much of my time investigating you on the internet.

Why? I dunno. I think you are interesting.

What I found was interesting.... but not enough.

I'll be back tomorrow.

INDY THE GREAT

Halifax? Who is this Lindsey Russell?

We do not know yet, Master, but I am on the case, as is Leroy.

Yes, good. Find out, for her website must be hacked-and-destroyed (pronounced as one word). But before we do that, be sure to thank her for making us famous.

Yes, Lord. Shall I pronounce the thanks all as one word? Nevermind. I know the answer.

TODAY'S RECIPE

Beet Salad

What you will need:
2 eggs
1 bunch beets
1/2 cup mayonnaise
salt and black pepper to taste

1. Place egg in a saucepan and cover with cold water. Bring water to a boil and immediately remove from heat. Cover and let eggs stand in hot water for 10 to 12 minutes. Remove from hot water, cool, peel, and chop.

2. Before cooking the beets, wash them gently under cold water, being careful not to pierce the thin skin. Place in a saucepan and cover with cold water. Bring water to a boil and cook until they pierce easily with a thin knife, about 15 minutes.

3. To peel cooked beets, cut off both ends, then hold the beets under cold running water and slip off the skins. Leave to cool until able to handle, then grate them into a medium bowl.

4. Add eggs, mayonnaise, salt and pepper; mix gently. Cover and chill for at least 1 hour before serving.

Look out for more tasty recipes and kitchen tips from,

Master Chef Vapor

INDY THE GREAT

Today's recipe: a girlturd (pronounced as one word).

1. Get a girlturd (pronounced as one word).
2. Eat it.

Look forward to more delicious recipes from Indy the Great!

How?

How do you convince someone not to kill themselves?

After listening, reasoning, and pleading, how do you convince them that life really is worth the trouble?

When they can only see the vast amount of obstacles.

When they can't see the fun, the joy, the rewards, the hope.

When they've given up on everything they cared about, even you.

When they honestly believe that there is nothing left, nothing at all that they desire, except to go to sleep and never wake up.

How do I show them that there really is something besides the pain?

How do you keep someone alive???

TODAY'S RECIPE

Caribbean Sweet Potato Salad

What you will need:
1 large russet potato, peeled and quartered
1 large sweet potato, peeled and quartered
1 cup corn
1 teaspoon prepared Dijon-style mustard
2 tablespoons fresh lime juice
3 tablespoons chopped fresh cilantro
1 clove garlic, minced
3 tablespoons canola oil
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon ground black pepper
1 cucumber, halved lengthwise and chopped
1/2 red onion, thinly sliced
1/4 cup finely chopped peanuts

1. Place the Russet potato pieces into a large saucepan, and cover with salted water. Bring to a boil, turn the heat down, and simmer for 10 minutes. Add the sweet potato, and cook about 15 minutes more. Remove a piece of each potato, and cut it in half to see if it is cooked enough. Once the potatoes are tender, add corn kernels; cook another 30 seconds. Drain through a colander. Fill the saucepan with cold water, and drop vegetables into water. Cool for 5 minutes, and drain.

2. In a large bowl, whisk together mustard, lime juice, cilantro, and garlic. Slowly whisk in oil. Mix in salt and black pepper.

3. Cut cooled potatoes into 1 inch cubes, and add to dressing along with cucumber, and red onion. Toss well. Serve at room temperature or chilled. Toss the peanuts in just before serving.

Chef Vapor's kitchen tips-
Do not over cook the potatoes
Do not over stir the salad, fold just enough to combine ingredients.

I hope you will enjoy this tasty potato salad.

Master Chef Vapor

Curious

Has anyone been posting or is Admins new method of making posts untouchable created a back log of posts? I am curious?

A MADLIB FROM THE MADCRAPPER

Recently, ____________________________ had their _____ handed to them by Admin.
Now _____________________________ look like complete ________.
Will_____________________________ ever post again? If ___________________________ ever post again they had better ____________________ and ___________________.
I do not think_________________________ will ever post again because they just do not
have the _____.

Have fun with it,
The ____rapper

Dr Leon's Fill In The Blank (2nd series, #1)

The most recent new addition to The [Ban the Clan] Clan is ____________________.

A) Indy
B) Poo-poo (hyphenated and pronounced as one word)
C) Mexican Man
D) Mr. Smart Guy
E) C and D

teetee (pronounced as one word)

teetee (pronounced as one word)

Today's Recipe

A Tomato:

1. Get a tomato.
2. Eat it.

Look forward to more simple recipes from Indy!

N

Man this Beaner Guy sure is heavy! Miss N, why did we drug this beaner? And why do you insist we walk all the way to Chihuahua? You know, there are cars in Mexico.

Because that's what Halifax, the capital of Nova Scotia, told us to do. Also, I got my driver's license taken away the last time I was here for playing "Squishy Chihuahua." I hate those little rats, with their eyes nearly popping out, and the way they shake all the time, the little buggers clearly have some nerve problems.

But Miss N! What we gonna do with the beaner when we get to Chihuahua?

Mierda! Are you stupid? We are going to return this rental wagon. If we return it late, there's a 50 peso late fee. Then we'll dump the beaner in the street in front of a cantina where I'm sure he'll be happy. Maybe we'll all have a few rounds, I'm thirsty and I don't really mind the beaner anyways.

Then why do you wanna do what the klanner wants?

Darling, when the poop is hitting the fan, you have to wipe the pooper's rear.

Miss N, that don't make no sense.

Callete! Let's just focus on walking on these cacti.

Further Changes to Anonyblog

The ability to change the password has been removed.

Have a nice weekend.

TODAY'S RECIPE

Farfalle With Gorgonzola, Arugula and Cherry Tomatoes

You will need:
Salt and freshly ground black pepper
1 cup half-and-half, cream or milk
1 cup crumbled Gorgonzola or other good blue cheese
1 pound farfalle or other pasta
2 cups Arugula trimmed of very thick stems, washed, dried and chopped
1 cup cherry or grape tomatoes cut in half
Freshly grated Parmesan to taste, optional.

1. Bring a large pot of water to a boil and salt it. In a small saucepan gently warm the half-and-half and Gorgonzola just until cheese melts a bit and mixture becomes thick; chunky is O.K.

2. When water boils, cook pasta until it is just tender but not mushy. Drain and return to pot over low heat.

3. Stir in Gorgonzola sauce along with arugula, tomatoes and a healthy dose of black pepper. Stir to combine, taste and add salt, if necessary, and then serve immediately, with grated Parmesan if you like.

I hope you all try and enjoy this tasty pasta dish.
Keep an eye out for more of Vapor's great recipes and kitchen tips.

Master Chef Vapor

Changes to posting

Because a small group of individuals find themselves unable to respect others, I am forced to make a change to posting on Anonyblog.

Going forward, to post and avoid deletion or editing by others, after typing your entry, you can select the link at the bottom of the Create New Entry page that says "Transfer ownership of this entry". Select "anonymous" and then transfer. The post is then protected from change.

I will then have to manually publish the entries. At some point I will automate the publishing of entries transferred to "anonymous", but for now you will have to endure a delay due to the actions of a small group of individuals unable to respect others.

Mr. Smart Guy says...

I cannot begin to fathom the words that can even closely approximate the revolting disgust the image below this post makes me feel. What type of animal posts this? Please Annonyblog visitors do not delete the image. Admin has posted rules regarding the deleting of any posts and it is simply not allowed. And yes, it includes the posts of those whose intellect is on the equal plain of pig. I use the term “pig” loosely because not even a pig would do this to his own. Pigs have a proven hierarchy and it is beyond this.
One should consider why such an image is posted. I give you the answer, shock value. The poster is simply trying their best to achieve attention by posting something so horrid that it causes us to literally rebound in aghast. Do not give the poster that delight for that is what he/she is looking for. No, rather look upon the poster in the same manner one would cast their eyes upon a horribly disfigured child. That gaze would stem from pity and sorrow, not distress.
Admin will see the footprints left behind by the poster and will eloquently dispatch the imbecile. I beg of you to let this come to pass.

poopoo (pronounced as one word)

poopoo (pronounced as one word)

Mr. Smart guy says..........

hello again Anonyblog. I have come out of retirement because I think my unique services of being incredibly intelligent and offering common sense and well thought answers are sorely needed at this time of disdain.
Let me begin by addressing this distressing and on-going war that seems to be a never ending subject. What are you people fighting about? This blog, this site, what to write, who to talk with, what exactly is this about? Yes, I know and I have read all the rhetoric but what is the real issue. That is my point; I don’t think there is a real issue so I say we move on.
That being said I would like to address another issue. To the individual who is constantly deleting posts; I do not recall asking you to censor or edit my reading materials. Please cease this activity at once as it goes directly against the rules and is very rude to say the least. Please don’t hesitate to make your case by posting your thoughts and reasons. I know I would enjoy reading and learning what it is that drives you to remove other people’s property.
I will postpone my retirement and assiduously wait until needed or the desire to respond and/or post strikes me.

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(pronounced as one turd)

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INDY THE GREAT

Indy the Great is enjoying a rare day outside in space. He has created a giant park in a bubble. The park floats next to the Turdstar. He is peeing on flowers and throwing a football with Halifax the Bi-Curious Necromancer and Manservant.

Halifax? How is Project Girlurine going, the project to replace all of the water in earth's oceans with girlurine (pronounced as one word) so the acid will eat away the hull of the Kodybear's submarine (pronounced as one word)?

Wonderfully, Master. We are pouring tons of beer, cranberry juice, and coffee to the Turdstar. In a day or two, enough girlurine (pronounced as one word) to fill ten earth oceans will spew forth!

Brilliant! Now, what is this I hear about Dooky the Kangaroo?

Yes, Kodybear has taken a kangaroo into his people.

Then we must have an equivalent! I want you to find me a hermaphroditic, albino, lactose-intolerant (pronounced as one word) lemming!

Um, what?

You heard me! Find it now! And this Mexcan Man is bothering me. I want you to find me a US Border Control Agent to deport him back to Beanland.

Yes, Sir.

Now throw me that football, and let's just enjoy this day.

Roger wilco, Master.

*FART*

Why does anyone care?

Why does anyone care if the Clan posts stories? Why does anyone care if someone bitches about said story?

I know what it is. They don't care but they love the drama. I admit, drama is fun and it makes this site well worth reading.

Now you got this spell checking dude, who is hilarious because you know exactly why he does it and people fall right into it.

I tell you what, this site is well worth coming to daily. If you all weren't here I don't know where we'd find so much fun and drama.

DISGUSTING!!!!

OMG IM SO SORRY ADMIN to break the rules!! but if u didn't see it, there was a really F*ING disgusting post entitled "the turdman strikes again!!!"

AND I DELETED IT!!!!

i had to hold my hand up to the screen to cover the picture, coz it was making me gag really bad.

attention klanners and anti-klanners and mr beaner and randomly new spell checking person: shut up and make this "turdman" go away, before anyone else. then continue battling.

I like klan stories, i like random posts, i don't even mind hearing about girlturds.

but seeing a girlturd?? being eaten??? NOOOOOOOOOO THANK YOU!!!!!

now i gotta go somewhere else and watch a nice disney movie or something so i can get the picture out of my head.

p.s. it said that post was up there for over 3 hours.....im wondering if no one else saw it? or just saw it and left it?

Huckleberry says hello!

I have taken the moniker Huckleberry and you can put me down squarely on the side of the anti-clan. I will be posting whenever I feel the desire. Right now I believe I will be posting stories about my one remaining fuzzy slipper I have had since childhood. I have yet to name it but I'm thinking of several creative names. Once I have named the slipper it's simply a matter of writing my wonderfully creative stories and posting them here on Anonyblog. I can hardly contain my enthusiasm thinking about the crazy things you will soon all get to read about and enjoy. Soon my slipper will be touring the world and ending up in some of the silliest places. Maybe even on Kody' or Indy's foot. Stay tuned....

BATTLE!

Roll up, rooooll up, folks! Get your tickets here to see the great Anonyblog Battle!! It's gonna be an exciting match, ladies and gents, oh yes! Here's a taste of what's in store:

Sporting their diarrhetic brown and green kits, it's ... THE KLAN!! In striking position, we have Team Kaptain, Kody R. Bear with Indy the Great and Master Chef Vapor at his side. In mid-field it's none other than the DragonLady and Mr Ig, with Mr Stupid taking it up the rea ... er ... sorry, I mean on rear defense.

In brilliant angry crimson tunics, it's the "Ban the Clan" Clan! Big shout to Captain KKK, with his sidekicks, Mexican Man (who almost couldn't make it today [1]) and the Post Deleter in attack position. In half defense, we have The Site Preacher and Sensitive Gal (aka The Site Snob), and at the back, it's none other than Mister-Retard-Who-Can't-Spell (pronounced as one word).

What will be the outcome of this exciting game, folks? Wait and see ... ! So far Admin and The Happy Lurker have bought tickets [2] to the game ... Remember, for best seats, it's first come, first served!

- Referee GPR (The)

[1] Mexican Man has just recovered after passing out while holding his breath and making his face turn purple in a dramatic climax to the super tantrum he threw this afternoon, when his mommy gave him chocolate instead of strawberry milkshake.
[2] Tickets are $50.00 each. You can make checks out to me, or pay me via PayPal. All negotiations via email: TheGPR@gmail.com

Why?

You want to know why I left you?

I don't even know the answer.

It just seemed like the right thing to do, I guess. When it came down to yes or no, no seemed like a lot easier.

Don't you know? Total self indulgence is all the rage these days!

So I'm going to leave, run away, sort of. Only not running, just going at a nice pace.

I'll be so happy there, sort of. Away from here, away from you.

You know the porcupine's dillemma? Get too close to another, and it'll hurt.

That's why, I guess.

Far enough so your porcupine spikes can't reach me, and my bite won't sting you anymore.

I'll still remember, though.

Because even though the spikes aren't here anymore, the holes won't go away.

Enough! Please grow up!

To the author of the Kody and Indy stories, “KNOW ONE CARES!” How large of a plank do you need to decked with before you figure it out! Your stories are CRAP! You have NO TALENT! As Simon would say on American Idol, "That was absolutely appalling". Not even a drunk Paula Abdul would find your stories entertaining.
Why do you want to keep posting this refuse? Who told you that you could actually write?

Heres a story if you want to read something well written that isn't do daamn meaningless!

LOVE DOLL: A FABLE

I buy a plastic love doll because I want something to fuck that I don’t have to talk to. Right on the box it says Love Doll. I take her home and blow her up. She locks pretty and sexy and innocent.

I fuck her. I sit with her on the couch and watch TV and put an arm around her plastic shoulders and hold my dick with my other hand.

I fuck her some more. In the morning I let the air out of her and fold her up and put her in a drawer.

When I come home from work at night I give her a blow job and she is full and stiff again. I take her into the bedroom and fuck her. I watch TV with my arm around her, one hand on my dick.

This goes on for a while.

I start to talk to the doll. I never wanted to talk to a woman, but I talk to the doll. I name her Madge. I had a dog named Madge that I liked.

I stop letting the air out of her in the mornings. I leave her in bed. I fix breakfast on a tray, enough for two. I come in and eat beside her on the bed. There’s plenty of food left when I stop and get ready for work.

When I come home the tray is where it was and the doll is gone. There’s no food left on the tray.

I find Madge in the shower. She smiles at me when I slide the shower door back.

"I was going to clean up for you," she said. "Be sexy. I’m sorry the house isn’t clean and dinner isn’t ready. It won’t happen again."

I get in the shower with her. We have sex and soap each other. We dry off and go to bed and have sex again. We lie in bed and talk afterward. She talks some about girl things. She talks about me mostly. She has good things to say about my sexual prowess. We have sex again.

Next day she drives me to work, picks me up at the end of the day. All the fellas are jealous when they see her, she’s such a good-looking piece.

She always looks nice. Wears frilly things, short skirts. For bop-around she wears tight sweaters and T-shirts and jeans. She smells good. She puts her hands on me a lot. The house is clean when I get home. Dinner is ready in a jiffy.

A year passes. Quite happily. Life couldn’t be better. Lots of sex. A clean house. Food when I need it. Conversation. She tells me I’m a real man when I mount her, that she needs me, calls me her stallion, makes good noises beneath me and scratches at my back, she makes a lalala noise when she comes. She likes my muscles, the scruffiness of my beard. We watch movies on the couch, my arm around her. She holds my dick in her hand. When I tell her to, she gives me a blow job while I watch the movie. She always swallows my load.

One night we’re laying in bed and she says, "I think maybe I should go to school."

"What for?" I ask.

"To bring in more money. We could buy some things."

"I make enough money."

"I know. You’re a hard-working man. But I want to help."

"You help enough. You be here for me at night, keep the house clean and the meals ready. That’s a woman’s place."

"Whatever you want, dear."

But she doesn’t mean it. It comes up now and again, her going to school. Finally I think, so what? She goes off to school. The house isn’t quite so clean. The meals aren’t always ready on time. I drive myself to work. Some nights she doesn’t feel like sex. I jack off in the bathroom a lot. We sit on the couch and watch movies. She sits on one end, I sit on the other. We wear our clothes. I have a beer in one hand, the remote control in the other. We argue about little things. She doesn’t like the way I spend my money.

She gets a degree. She gets a job in business. She wears suits. For bop-around the stuff she wears is less tight. She doesn’t wear makeup or perfume around the house. She keeps her hands to herself. No kissing goodbye and hello anymore. We have sex less. When we have it, she seems distracted. She doesn’t call me her King, her Big Man like she used to. After sex she’ll sometimes stay up late reading books by people called Sartre or Camus. She’s writing something she calls a business manifesto. She sits at the typewriter for hours. She goes to business parties, and I go with her, but I can tell they think I’m boring. I don’t know what they’re talking about. They talk about business and books and ideas. I hear Madge say a woman has to make her own way in the world. That she shouldn’t depend on a man, even if she has one. Thing to do is to be your own person. She tells a man that. Guy in a three-piece blue suit with hair spray on his hair. He agrees with her. I feel sick.

I tell her so in the car on the way home. She calls me a prick. We don’t fuck that night.

I watch a lot of movies alone. She yells from the bedroom for me to turn them down, and why don’t I watch something else other than car chase movies, and why don’t I read a book, even a stupid one?

I feel small these days. I go to the store and look at the love dolls. They all look so sexy and innocent. I think I might buy one, but find I can’t. I don’t feel man enough. I can’t control the one I have. I get a new one, she might change, too. Course, a new one I could let the air out of when I finished fucking her, never let her have a day alone full blown.

I go home. Madge is there. She’s writing her book. I get angry. I tell her I’ve been patient long enough. I’m the man around here. I tell her to stop that typing, get her clothes off and get in bed and grab her ankles. I'm going to fuck her unconscious.

She laughs. "You skinny, little, stupid pencil-dick, you couldn’t fuck a gnat unconscious. You’re about as manly as a Kotex."

I feel as if I’ve been hit in the face with a fist. I go into the bedroom and close the door. I sit on the edge of the bed. I can hear her typing in there. I get up and go over to the dresser and open the bottom drawer. I take off all my clothes and find the air spigot on the head of my dick and pull it open and listen to the air go out of me. I crumple into the open drawer, and lay there like a used prophylactic.

An hour or so later the typing stops. I hear her come into the room. She looks in the drawer. No expression. I try to say something manly, but nothing will come. I have no air and no voice. She moves away.

I hear the water running while she takes a shower. She comes out naked. I can see her pubic hair above me. I note how firm and full of air her thighs are. She opens the top drawer. She takes out panties. She puts them on. She goes away. I hear her sit on the bed. She dials the phone. She tells someone to come on over, that her thing with me is finished.

Time passes. The doorbell rings. Madge gets up and goes past me. I get a glimpse of her, her hair combed out long and pretty, a robe on.

I hear her laugh in the other room. She comes back with a man. As they go by the drawer I see it’s the man in the business suit from the party. I hear them sit on the bed. They laugh a lot. She says something rude about me and my sexual abilities. I can tell she has his dick out of his pants because they’re laughing about something. I realize they’re laughing about sex. He’s making fun of his equipment. I never like being laughed at when it’s about sex. I don’t like being laughed at at all, especially by a woman.

The bathrobe flies across the room and lands in the drawer on top of me and everything is dark. I hear the bedsprings squeak. They squeak for hours. They talk while they screw. After a while they stop talking. He grunts like a hog. She sings like a lark. Afterward I hear them talking. He asks her if she came. She says only a little. He says let me help you. I can’t be sure, but I think he’s doing something to her with his hand. I can’t believe it. She doesn’t seem to mind this at all.

I hear her sing again, this time louder than ever. Then they talk again. She tells him she never really came for me, that she always faked it. That I was a lousy fuck. That I didn’t care if she came. That I got on and did it and got off.

A little air caught at the top of my head floats down and out of my open mouth.

They talk some more. They don’t talk about him. She doesn’t talk girl things. They talk about ideas. Politics. History. The office. Movies–films they call them–and books.

In the middle of the night the robe is lifted off of me. It’s Madge. She’s down on her knees looking in the drawer. She smiles at me. She picks me up and folds me gently. She has a box with her. It’s the box she came in. The one that says Love Doll on it. The words Love Doll have been marked through with a magic marker and Fuck Toy has been written in above it. She puts me in the box and seals the lid and puts me back in the drawer and closes it.

Feeling deflated after that bit of Mojo magic? Get pumped by coming back next Thursday, January 25, for another slice of champion Joe R. Lansdale's Mojo pie!

KODYBEAR

His Esteemed Excellency Eminence Kody R Bear watched as Magogo the Singing Dancing Macarena Monkey and Dooky packed the last of the Kartel Kash into the Sub. He spun the cylinder of his Navy Colt and quickly holstered it.

"How much you reckon we got Magogo?"

"Bout sixteen billion Yo Excellency. Damn Yo looks funny wearin dat hat an sheriff's badge."

"Listen here shit burger,I'll show your worthless ass funny if you don't get those laptops stowed before it stars raining again. Exercise your executive ability Magogo. Put that damn kangaroo to work or else his days are numbered here! Do you understand?"

"I understands dat yoo got what dey calles a dangerous underliftin mental condition. Damn dis sho nuff is one purty ass sub-mo-reen Yo Eminence."

"Stainless steel hull my boy. Thanks to my cunning and superior intellect I was able to foresee that we we're going to be in the shit for a long time. Y'all bout ready to hit the trail?"

"Yeah. We ready. Hey. Dey sayin dat yo can walks on de water."

"You really must legitimize yourself Magogo. They weren't talking about me. But I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. You and Dooky take the sub out there about a hundred yards and I'll walk to it."

Damn Yo Radiance! Yo is de cat's ass!"

Much to the amazement of Magogo and Dooky the Bear did indeed walk on water to board his submarine.

"Take her out Magogo."

"Yes yo Eminence. Where we gwine to go?"

"I don't know Magogo. I really don't know. Just head South."

The Bear stood on the deck looking aft at the receding shore pondering the disaster they were leaving behind. He began to rant and rave shaking his paws at the dark sky.

"Indy", he bellowed. "You've managed to kill everyone else but like a poor marksman you keep........missing..........the target! I'm going to get you even if it short dicks every cannibal in the Congo! I'm going to rip your balls off so that you cannot contaminate the rest of the World!"

To the Chronic Spell Checker

I suggest that you don't mess with the bull until you grow horns friend. Should you want to spar, I’m your Huckleberry! I have had it with the Clan BS at this site. For those of you that don’t know who the clan is; they consist of the following supposed adults; Kody, Indy, Vapor, Mr. Ig, and their newest addition, “Chronic Spell Checker” otherwise known as CSC! They are destroying this site with their non-stop obscene posts dealing with, bears, monkeys, turds, porn, cannibalistic recipes, and now the use of the English language. I am but one individual who had to post because CSC’s last comment to the post below was so stupid it made me want to duck tape my head for the fear it may explode.

Now to deal with the spell checking freak; GET A LIFE MAN! The poster below was trying to make a point about your crap and you turn around and spell check the dude! I’m guessing you’re a real nit picking weirdo! Why not try to respond to those who are attempting to engage you in dialogue? How about answering and explaining why people are posting about you clan members with nothing but complaints? How about stopping your BS? How about going elsewhere?

Clanner Crud................Again!

Does anyone except for other Clanners get the stoner Vapors post below? One guy bites his Clanner ass and he goes crazy with a bizarre recipe. It does make me wonder if he has some type of relationship with Jeffrey Dalmers. Constantly dreaming up recipes involving human flesh. Disgusting and not remotely funny. That is clanner mentality, always avoiding fact and posting the the stupidest of things without any thought what so ever.
So based upon my feelings and before the clanners start more trash hurling I just want to say their is a large and silent majority that wants you out of here clanners. Just remember you are a small, very small and obnoxiously loud small minority who's days I'm quite sure are limited here at Anonyblog.

TODAY’S RECIPE

Mexican Man Tacos

What you will need:
One braised Mexican Man
Flour or corn tortillas
Fresh:
Tomato(diced)
Lettuce(shredded)
Onion(diced)
Avocado(sliced)
Jack and cheddar Cheese(shredded)

To braise your Mexican Man:
Take a live Mexican Man, you can hunt one down on Anonyblog,
Insert your meat hook right between the shoulder blades careful to catch the spine.
Hang carcass and begin butchering, removing nice portions of the hams. Two will do.
Place meat in a well heated Dutch oven with cooking oil.
Sear meat on all sides.
Season with salt, pepper, garlic, paprika and cumin.
Add chopped onion and 24 oz. of beer.
Cover and simmer until tender (this could take a while as Mexican Man was an old crotchety son of a bitch) about 4 or 5 hours. Meat will be done when you can shred it with a fork.
When meat is done shred and season to taste with more salt, pepper, paprika and cumin.
Now you are ready to build the tacos with meat, fresh veggies and cheese.
Top tacos with a little sour cream and salsa picante.
There you have it Mexican Man Tacos!

Keep an eye out for more great recipes and kitchen tips from,

Master Chef Vapor

CLANNERS ARE THE DREGS OF SOCIETY!

I've only read a couple of comments, and I can see that they just keep representing themselves as the dregs of society. Thanks for making me feel normal! Sincerely, Sensitive Gal.

Clanners are so worthless

Clanners! Looks like there is someone else in town that can't stand your shit.

I figure Mexican Man called it pretty fairly! I personally don't believe you have the kahonas to stand up for what’s right, after all you are clan and by that definition alone you are trash! And when was the last time any one of you posted something that was even remotely legitimate? I mean look at Mexican Mans point. He is simply stating the obvious, “Admin is afraid to run your worthless asses off”. Otherwise you clanners would be toast. Lets just pretend your mothers was Admin. You would not dare to post your obscene junk then. Not a chance! However, when someone calls your clanner BS bluffs you try to portray him as a baby throwing a tantrum. No way! You clanners look more like a baby like to me. What’s up with the Clanner Vapors child like “Admin can walk on water” post. Talk about nana nana boo boo! Come on clanners you can do better. Better check with your leader Kody and see what he says. I’m quite sure he will come up with rhetoric that’s better than what Vapors spewing. I say “Ban the Clan” and bring Anonyblog back! Ban the Clan!

A Photo

I've found him!!

THE REAL Beaner Dude/Mexican Man

annoyablog

where can i get a recipe for shit burgers? like the ones they sell at mCdonalds.
They always put a smile on my kids feces :~}

mb

Thank You Admin
And disregard the assholes who call you names.
Most here appreciate you hosting Anonyblog.

It seems to me when rule breaking garbage has been posted on this site the Admin has deleted these posts from the board. The posts that remain are within the rules and that is why they stay.
There are some idiots, like our new entity BEANER DUDE, who still just do not get it. These people should start their own web-sites with their own rules if they do not like this web-site.

My analogy would be, if you move to a town or a city and you do not like it there, move to another town or city and try your luck there. Maybe you could move to country and do your own thing. Better yet, Start your own town, you can be the Mayor.

Moreover, do not complain about something that you have no control over. Do not whine to the one who is in control. Don't be a tattle tale little pussy. Try and get along with others and follow the house rules. It is quite simple.

Thanks,
Master Chef Vapor

INDY THE GREAT

We have a new character here at anonyblog: Mexican Man!

Admin is a Pussy!

The Administrator of this site sucks! Time and time again he fails to fix what is killing this site. He keeps posting his bizarre little posts and never attempts to fix the problem. He is like a growling dog that possesses no teeth. What is the point? All of you buttheads that consistently post your rule breaking garbage and images STILL don’t get it. Then you get these people touting their high horse like the dumb ass called Vapor! To him I say, “Get off of it! I’ve seen you altering posts you self righteous freak”. To Kody and Indy I say, “Where the fuck do you get the shit you write? You are sick bastards that are obviously harboring some dangerous underlying mental diseases. Clean up your fucking act(s) and stop wasting room on this server”. Now for the rest of you bung hole heads; “No, I’m not Admin, rather I’m a reader of this site who finally wanted to express himself. So don’t go pointing fingers because you don’t know shit!” To you Clan head I offer; “Yes you are somewhat on the right track but you get played so very easily it’s laughable and you therefore are worthless”.
I retired to Mexico about 5 years ago and spend my time doing a lot of nothing. I’m somewhat passionate about surfing the internet because it breaks up my boredom. This site used to be interesting, however after it was invaded by the ass wipe Kody it quickly changed. Kody is not stupid, he just knows when he can abuse something and get away with it. I am sure his wife or girlfriend would agree as I bet anything he’s a worthless woman beater. His knowledge of this sites poor Administrator and overall lack of teeth allows him to constantly practice his BS! Then Kody goes and invites his no brain friend Indy and the two have a damn free for all. What does the worthless Admin do? Not a damn thing!
Now I know you other pussy preachers are going to say “it’s Admins site and what you don’t like you don’t have to see so just go” to which I respond fuck you! I don’t own the damn city bus lines either but if the busses are driving around sporting the BS that Kody, Indy, and Vapor write for all to see I would think people would get real tired real quick. Now I’ll wait and watch your liberal drivel roll in about how I should not compare a city bus line to a web site. OK try a privately owned truck line then.
Admin, grow some fucking balls, get a life and moderate this web site, the dream you have is not happening. You are allowing your site to be run into the dirt on a daily basis and therefore you are a pussy! Mexican Man does not like this shit at all and I do not like having to scroll past worthless Kody, Indy, Vapor stories constantly to get to what maybe posted beneath. So fucking knock it of you sick bastards or I’ll report you to Admin and he’ll DO NOTHING as ALWAYS!

Why ?

Ever get to a point in your life where no matter what the hell you do, crap gets worse and worse ? This has been my life for the past 14 months. For all those people who think positive thinking works. Trust me it dont. The only way I can summarize things is to quote an old boss, who was as rich as he was an @!#@$@. Life is a crap sandwich and every day you take a bite, but the more bread you got the less shit you have to eat.

INDY THE GREAT

His Perfectness Indy the Great awaits the Kodybear's reply to the girlurine (pronounced as one word) post.

Things not to do

To be perfectly clear:

Do not attempt to post as the Admin
Do not delete or modify posts of others
Do not use Anonyblog as a message board
Do not make repeated, multiple entries
Do not break these rules in an attempt to enforce these rules

Please respect these simple rules. They are not hard to follow.

If you cannot abide by these rules, please find another place to visit.

If you cannot abide by my decisions regarding Anonyblog, please find another place to visit.

Or you could create your own web site and run it as you see fit with whatever restrictions (or lack of) that you want.

Please respect my wishes in this matter. I want Anonyblog to remain open and accessible to the casual visitors, not catering specifically to a small group of frequent readers/posters.

hooray

This site cracks me up!
You guys are all drama!!
Every day I get on here just to laugh at the funny poop kangaroo stories and see how other people get mad and do nothing but ask it to stop!
I like this site the way it is!
I think anyone should be able to post random weirdness, and also be able to complain.
But other people besides clanners and anti-clanners should be able to write too.
Everytime I write something that isnt about a kangaroo or isn't a complaint, it gets erased. I came here cuz I thought i read the words "get it off your chest" and i was like "oh, maybe this would be a good place to do exactly that." How come only some people get to get it of their chest?

Rules were broken

After removing the horrific image from the board last night! I have decided to
ask both Kody and Indy to cease posting here effective immediatley.
Please do not make me invest even more time in setting up the site to restrict
your IP's.
If you chose not to police yourselves and act as adults by following the simple
rules I have set then I will shutter this site permantly.

INDY THE GREAT

Halifax, I'll make this post short and sweet. I hear that the Kodybear has a submarine. I want you to figure out a way to replace all of the water in earth's oceans with girlurine (pronounced as one word). The ureaic acid will eat through the submarine's shell, and the Kodybear, the Magogo, and the Dooky will all drown in urine.

Brilliant, Master!

And has Leroy Cleophus Washington the Undead Resurrected Manservant kaptured the Dooky yet?

Not yet, Lord.

Then make it so. And bring me some turds.

KODYBEAR

There had been no sunlight over the Kartel Komplex for many days.His Excellency Kody R Bear,Magogo the Singing Dancing Macarena Monkey and Dooky the Kangaroo had been in the dark for weeks watching television. His Excellency lay sprawled on a pile of one hundred dollar bills with his tongue hanging out of the side of his mouth.

"How are your poetry studies coming along Magogo? Hmm?"

"Dey cummin jis fine Yo Superiority. Iza gwine to be able to writes poetry a lot betta dan whats we been readin."

His Excellency glared at Dooky who would not relinquish control of the TV remote. The Kangaroo was constantly switching between "Detroit Swat" and a football game. His Eminence desperately wanted to watch the BBC news.

With a sidelong glance at Dooky the Bear shouted,

"See here Magogo! You must get that remote from him! If there's three things that I cannot tolerate in this world it's cops,niggers and football and here the little bugger has found a way to watch all three at the same time!"

The infelicitous ape made yet another attempt at grabbing the remote but Dooky quickly bounced away saying "What remote mate?"

"Yoo ain't give me dat remote an Iza gwine to put sumfin in Yo butt hole"

"Oh! You mean this remote", Dooky replied pulling it out of his pouch and tossing it to the Kody.

The Kody switched to BBC news and sighed. Darkness covered the Earth. His coca plantation was all but ruined. Then he heard the diarrhetic rain begin to fall.

"Magogo! Go check the mail!"

The monkey returned retching and vomiting with a brown stained letter in his hand. The Kody grabbed it and opened it. "This is ridiculous!", he screeched. "Someone has sent us a thousand dollars to finance a website! Who would be stupid enough to send us money? Good God Magogo! Your covered in diarrhea! It seems as if your Giant Space Dung Beetles have failed us! We will soon be flooded! Load the vehicles with all the cash we can carry! We must get to the submarine without delay!

As they negotiated the flooded,mountainous roads,gagging and vomiting,to the port of Arauca His Excellency seethed in anger. "Indy the Great has foiled us again Magogo", he snarled.

Women Are Stupid

They choose to date and marry uncivilized, abusive jerks who wear baseball caps and flip-flops, then they complain about it! Well, you get what you deserve, bitch! You should not have rejected the nice guys like me because you liked "bad boys." Reap what you sow.

Difficult Husbands

How do I deal with a jerk of a husband? He has some great qualities, but I'm overwhelmed with his negative qualities. I'm in no position to leave the bastard right now, but I'm sick to death of him berating me. Also, he's demeaning, controlling, insensitive, demanding, impatient, critical, unforgiving, unreasonable, stubborn, cruel, and self-centered. And, to top it off, all his Gal-pals think he's the sweetest, kindest, most wonderful guy in the world, and I'm sick of hearing about it!!! Please help me!!

INDY THE GREAT

Indy the great awaits the Kodybear's and the Vapor's replies to his last post (pronounced as one word).

INDY THE GREAT

Halifax? The Klandestine Klan Historian knows too much. Take care of him.

Yes, Master.

A Brief History of the Klan

By The Great Post Restorer (an historian)

The origins of the "Klan" may be traced back as far as over two years ago (according to my sources - does anyone have any older records?) in a legendary post made on the now defunct BitchAboutStuff by the Great Bear himself, Kody:

"THE REAL KODY SPEAKS"

"The previous poster ia an imposter. Who would want to impersonate his Excellency Kody R Bear? This is a dangerous prospect as the Kody is all powerfull,all knowing. I am only a representative of the bear. I change his batteries,keep his fur clean and do his bidding. I maintain his websites and otherwise promote his plan of world domination through Sodomy."

The interesting portion of the post is the following:

"You see Magogo is very fond of RG6 satalite grade coaxial cable. Unfortunately The Clan Of The Kodybear first raped him atop a pile of his favorite cable. The poor beast was never really the same after that. The Kody would like me to make it clear that he would very much like to sodomize the Shitbuster."

Note: "The Clan of The KodyBear"

Although many may have thought otherwise, the GPR concludes that there is enough supporting evidence that the real Kody R. Bear did indeed make this post. Who or what the original Clan Of The Kodybear comprised remains a mystery, however since then, references to the Clan have grown and many have assumed or else have been accused of menbership by the Konstant Klan Komplainer (More about this entity below). Acceptance into the Clan or Klan, however, appears informal. It seems that all are welcomed by His Excellency, who surely believes in strength in numbers. Nevertheless, some clan members do not always agree as to who is, and who is not part of the Klan, and therefore there have been some borderline cases.

The change in spelling, replacing the 'C' with a 'K' is a fairly recent one, and was implemented mid 2006. The current earliest record is May, in this rare post, which appeared on "Ask Guan":

"After all are not these the same people who in the eighties were stuffing gerbils up their asses? Their actions enraged the Klan of the KodyBear who began shouting "Porko Feco" at their antagonizers."

Sat 13 May 2006, 16:11
IP Hash: D6360D30C6D58C7C387E77C340C47F58E01D37DE

Again, it may have happened sooner and any corrections to my records would be most welcome. On Anonyblog, the earliest recorded use of the new spelling is in this post:

"MAGOGO THE SINGING DANCING MACARENA MONKEY IN ALL OF HIS GLORY SET AGAINST A BLUE SKY!"

"BREAKING NEWS reporters have learned that His Esteemed Excellency Eminence Kody R Bear has discovered the secret to posting his image-likeness(pronounced as one word). However,sources close to the klan say that the credit should go to Magogo the Singing Dancing Macarena Monkey. We found Magogo lucid and recovering well from his cable binge."

The following insightful remarks about the Klan were made by an unknown poster in this set of comments on September 28, 2006:

"Kody Clan, I said keep your rubbish to yourself. Make your case!"

"This comment was offered by a Kody Clan member:
KodyBear and Magogo are the same poster.
INDY THE GREAT is not the same poster as KodyBear and Magogo."

"The 'Klan' is fictional and is not comprised of humans nor does it accept humans as members."

The last point here is an interesting one (despite the fact that things do not "comprise of") ... It raises the question, "Are all the komplaints made about the Klan nothing more than a storm in a teacup, since it seems the 'Klan' does not in fact exist?"

Some of you may remember the infamous multi-posted "Order your jar of Kody Klan Krap today" advert, once restored by yours truly. This amazing Klan product is said to be a great dental and skin-care lotion, which is also able to remove stubborn stains overnight. It is unknown if any profit was made from the sale of Kody Klan Krap, presumably manufactured in the famous lair of the Bear, the Kody Klan Kave ... Perhaps the Bear would like to make a comment?

It is also known the the Kody Klan Kave (later the Kody Klan Komplex) is protected by a top secret service called the Kody Klan Royal Guard. This group of individuals is shrouded in mystery and very little is known about them, except that they have a Sekret Sign, known only to a privileged few and leaked to the late infamous manservant of Indy, Leroy Cleophus Washington. After much whinging about the Kody Klan from some Anonyblog readers, the term "Anti-Klan" was coined by Master Chef Vapor on or around November 17th 2006. The leader of the Anti-Klan (really just another Clan themselves) is known to the Kody Klan as the KKK, which stands for Konstant Klan Komplainer. This is an annoying entity who is active today. It seems the Anti-Klan members are only capable of posting remarks which are, exclusively, complaints about the Klan. It was around this time that Vapor began posting recipes which kontained first "Anti-Klanners", then, specificly, the "KKK" as vital ingredients. Other members of the Anti-Klan inklude the infamous Great Post Deleter (though it seems the "Great" has been dropped") and the "Site Preacher". Some suspect that these three entities may be one in the same, but this remains to be seen.

Since the end of 2006, a great war seems to have broken out between Klanners and Anti-Klanners, fueled by trolls who sit on the fence and, it seems, pretend to be on both sides. Klandestine meetings, in which dastardly deeds are plotted also seem to be taking place, for example:

"Kody Klan Unites"
"Rare meeting of Kody Klan members make plans to disable post deleter's computer a success."

This hot topic has recently incited much rage in both Klan haters and sympathizers alike. It seems any simple mention of the Klan, such as:

"Klanners up early...GOOD MORNING!
Please make 3 comments in my post too!"

... will attract long strings of comments: "Comments (8)", whereas so-called "regular" posts are becoming more and more of a rarity, much to the anger of Anti-Klanners, who complain that Klanners have "killed Anonyblog". This, of course, is quite ridiculous, but I shall refrain from posting my personal opinions in this report. The following was once pointed out by myself:

"KKK, that's good! But surely if they now have a special nickname, especially containing words which begin with K, doesn't it make them an integral part of the Klan? But I guess what site would be komplete without a resident moaning bastard (or bitch) ... Welcome, oh KKK."

Unfortunately, whether they like it or not, the Anti-Klan are, ironically, an integral part of the Klan, and will remain so as long as they keep visiting this site. Another view was given by Vapor in his recent post:

"BAN THE (BAN THE CLAN) CLAN"

... in which he pointed out just how useless the "Ban the Clanners" truly are and called for their removal. One thing remains certain, the Klan is here and it's here to stay! Long live the Klan!!

Yours,
- GPR (The)
Secretary (self-appointed)
Ban the "'Ban the Clan' Clan" Klan

The GPR wishes to thank Kody R. Bear and Master Chef Vapor in advance for not getting too upset that I have quoted directly from their posts, and acknowedges that they are the original authors of this material (with 99% probability).

Logic---I know how you hate it, but...

The second comment to the "Please Clanners" post states the following:

"Clanners love the attention they get from the very few non clanners that visit this site."

So you're saying that the majority of Anonyblog participants are clanners, and non-clanners are the minority, and that the majority should follow the wishes of the minority.

Yeah, that makes a lot of sense.

Emma Watson's pretty little girlanus

(being examined by Indy)

What do you make of this?

INDY THE GREAT

Attention fora: to the gentleman who is going to take my offer to get rid of the Klan for $1,000. Please email me at scholarsinstitute@gmail.com. I shall discuss payment arrangements with you privately. I shall have you mail the check, made out to cash, to an agent of mine, someone who does not know me personally but who will hold the check for me. Thanks.

The best site in the world...

With all it's drama, which I'm not sure I understand, this place has got to be the most fun to come to. I'm not sure why people get so angry. Okay if posts are being deleted I understand that, people should respect the rules. But the silly posts don't hurt anything. They're fun to read and the responses are even better.

What makes this site so great is that all are welcome here!

INDY THE GREAT

If you can raise $1,000 for me, I will guarantee that no klanner will ever post here again.

Clanners Why?

Why do you constantly drag this site down? Why do you cause the problems you do? These are basic questions, however when you ask a clanner any of these questions they cannot answer. They would rather just post more of their blah blah blah crap! No, I will not let up on my fight to rid this site of these worthless and foul individuals.

BAN THE (BAN THE CLAN) CLAN

All they ever do is whine and complain, delete others posts and cause trouble.
This site does not need to be policed by such people.
These right wing bible thumping conservative christians need to carry on their crusade elsewhere.

These people do not seem to understand the rules here at Anonyblog. They continuously accuse individuals of breaking site rules when clearly they are the ones breaking the rules.

In addition, every unsavory entry that is posted here is not necessarily made by "The Klan".
How do the "Ban The Clanners" know who is making what posts?

Furthermore, the "Ban The Clanners" never post any entries that do not involve whining and complaining about some post or writer of posts.
These people are useless and this site would be better off without them.

Thank You,
Master Chef Vapor

Ban the Clan!

Ban the clan and remove their crap
Ban the clan because they give this site a bad rap
Ban the clan because their posts stink
Ban the clan because they cannot think
Ban the clan because there is no doubt
Ban the clan because they are evil throughout
Ban the clan because this site they have killed
Ban the clan because we can re-build

INDY

If you send me $1,000, I will guarantee that not a single Klan post will ever again be made on this website. I am serious, though.

Admin

The next person to delete a post or a comment will be permanently banned. I have had enough.

Repeated, multiple entries

Please do not make repeated, multiple entries.
Stop deleting posts.
Stop posting the same story multiple times.
Do not change the password.
Respect the rules of the site.

MEDICAL CONSEQUENCES OF WHAT HOMOSEXUALS DO

By Paul Cameron, Ph.D.
Dr. Cameron is chairman of the Family Research Institute of Colorado Springs, Colorado USA.

Throughout history, the major civilizations major religions condemned homosexuality.1 Until 1961 homosexual acts were illegal throughout America.

Gays claim that the "prevailing attitude toward homosexuals in the U.S. and many other countries is revulsion and hostility....for acts and desires not harmful to anyone." The American Psychological Association and the American Public Health Association assured the U.S. Supreme Court in 1986 that "no significant data show that engaging in...oral and anal sex, results in mental or physical dysfunction."

What Homosexuals Do
The major surveys on homosexual behavior are summarized below. Two things stand out 1) homosexuals behave similarly world-over, and 2) as Harvard Medical Professor, Dr. William Haseltine, noted in 1993, the "changes in sexual behavior that have been reported to have occurred in some groups have proved, for the most part, to be transient.

ORAL SEX Homosexuals fellate almost all of their sexual contacts (and ingest semen from about half of these). Semen contains many of the germs carried in the blood. Because of this, gays who practice oral sex verge on consuming raw human blood, with all its medical risks. Since the penis often has tiny lesions (and often will have been in unsanitary places such as a rectum), individuals so involved may become infected with hepatitis A or gonorrhea (and even HIV and hepatitis B). Since many contacts occur between strangers (70% of gays estimated that they had had sex only once with over half of their partners), and gays average somewhere between 106 and 1105 different partners/year, the potential for infection is considerable.

RECTAL SEX Surveys indicate that about 90% of gays have engaged in rectal intercourse, and about two-thirds do it regularly. In a 6-month long study of daily sexual diaries, gays averaged 110 sex partners and 68 rectal encounters a year.

Rectal sex is dangerous. During rectal intercourse the rectum becomes a mixing bowl for 1) saliva and its germs and/or an artificial lubricant, 2) the recipient's own feces, 3) whatever germs, infections or substances the penis has on it, and 4) the seminal fluid of the inserter. Since sperm readily penetrate the rectal wall (which is only one cell thick) causing immunologic damage, and tearing or bruising of the anal wall is very common during anal/penile sex, these substances gain almost direct access to the blood stream. Unlike heterosexual intercourse (in which sperm cannot penetrate the multi layered vagina and no feces are present), rectal intercourse is probably the most sexually efficient way to spread hepatitis B, HIV syphilis and a host of other blood-borne diseases.

Tearing or ripping of the anal wall is especially likely with "fisting," where the hand and arm is inserted into the rectum. It is also common when "toys" are employed (homosexual lingo for objects which are inserted into the rectum--bottles, carrots, even gerbils8). The risk of contamination and/or having to wear a colostomy bag from such "sport" is very real. Fisting was apparently so rare in Kinsey's time that he didn't think to talk about it. By 1977, well over a third of gays admitted to doing it. The rectum was not designed to accommodate the fist, and those who do so can find themselves consigned to diapers for life.

FECAL SEX About 80% of gays (see Table) admit to licking and/or inserting their tongues into the anus of partners and thus ingesting medically significant amounts of feces. Those who eat or wallow in it are probably at even greater risk. In the diary study, 70% of the gays had engaged in this activity--half regularly over 6 months. Result? --the "annual incidence of hepatitis A in...homosexual men was 22 percent, whereas no heterosexual men acquired hepatitis A." In 1992,26 it was noted that the proportion of London gays engaging in oral/anal sex had not declined since 1984.

While the body has defenses against fecal germs, exposure to the fecal discharge of dozens of strangers each year is extremely unhealthy. Ingestion of human waste is the major route of contracting hepatitis A and the enteric parasites collectively known as the Gay Bowel Syndrome. Consumption of feces has also been implicated in the transmission of typhoid fever, herpes, and cancer. About 10% of gays have eaten or played with [e.g., enemas, wallowing in feces]. The San Francisco Department of Public Health saw 75,000 patients per year, of whom 70 to 80 per cent are homosexual men....An average of 10 per cent of all patients and asymptomatic contacts reported...because of positive fecal samples or cultures for amoeba, giardia, and shigella infections were employed as food handlers in public establishments; almost 5 per cent of those with hepatitis A were similarly employed." In 1976, a rare airborne scarlet fever broke out among gays and just missed sweeping through San Francisco. The U.S. Centers for Disease Control reported that 29% of the hepatitis A cases in Denver, 66% in New York, 50% in San Francisco, 56% in Toronto, 42% in Montreal and 26% in Melbourne in the first six months of 1991 were among gays. A 1982 study "suggested that some transmission from the homosexual group to the general population may have occurred."

INDY THE GREAT

If you can raise $1,000 for me, I will sign a legal document swearing never to come to Anonyblog again.

Please clanners

will you just stop this non-stop roll of crap. Truly it has gotten very old and monotonous. Look at all the drivel you have posted below and stop and ask yourselves why? Anonyblog is a place for bloggers not the stuff you post. Why not create a site of your own where you can have your "Clan free for all" anytime without bothering us legitimate Anonyblog readers and posters? Seriously, I'll even donate $100.00 to your own site to get it launched in exchange for your promise to leave Anonyblog. What do you say clanners, do we have a deal? Incidentally a quick check at Godaddy.com revealed tons of dot com names available using the word clan,Kody,Turd,Vapor,Mr. Stupid, and Mr. Ig.

INDY THE GREAT

Indy the Great, aka Lord Turdor, sits in the turdthroneroom (pronounced as one word) of the Turdstar. Halifax the Bi-Curious Necromancer and Manservant enters wearing a gasmask and a hazard suit, because of the..."conditions"...of the turdthroneroom (pronounced as one word).

Whew. Good Lord. The stench! Lord Turdorindy (pronounced as one word)?

What? What? I am busy.

We have a problem.

What?

The Kodybear and the Magogo have launched dung beetles that can fly in space. They are going to roll up the giant girlturd into a ball and save the earth.

Curses!

Well, we have a bit of luck. Because of the ex-lax (pronounced as one word) that we gave the Turdstar, it is not shooting out a turd, but rather spewing out girldiarrhea (pronounced as one word). The dung beetles are defenseless against diarrhea! While we will not destroy the earth with the loose runs, we will coat the entire planet in about...according to my calculations...50 feet of feces.

Brilliant!

And they have adopted a kangaroo (pronounced with an Australian accent).

What? Wonderful! Send Leroy Cleophus Washington the Undead Ghostservant to kidnap the kangaroo and the Magogo!

Yes Master. *sigh* And I suppose I must pronounce the commandment all as one word?

Do you even have to ask, Halifax? Do you even have to ask?

Goodbye Anonyblog

It was fun while you were at your best. Sorry to see you so injured, beatened up on your last breath. I miss you, so-long.

How Sad

How sad it is that the "anti-clan" keeps screaming about the content of the "clan" posts, while legitimate posts are ignored. Go ahead and take a look: I'll wait. Which posts get all the comments? "Clan" and "anti-clan" posts. Now look at "Meditations...Conclusions" and "You're Killing Me", both legitimate, thoughful posts---where are the comments and discussion of real topics? The bulk of comments go to the "clan/anti-clan" nonsense. Check the archives for more legitimate posts, and you see the comments sections to those turn into a battleground for "clan/anti-clan" factions.

If you "anti-clan" people want to see legitmate posts here, then at least respond to them if you can't write any yourself. And try to respond to said posts without bringing the "clan/anti-clan" crap into it.

EMMA WATSON = ADMIN

Vapor = Admin

KODYBEAR

Magogo the Singing Dancing Macarena Monkey was very excited as this was the day his pet kangaroo was arriving from Australia. As they drove towards Aeropuerto El Dorado He Handed his Excellency Kody R Bear a moistened paper towel and said, "Yo missed some blood around yo mouf Yo Excellency. Why Yo gots to act like dis every time we comes to town? Weese gwine to gets in trouble wid de poeleese iffin yoo ain't stop killin all deese girls.", he pleaded.

'Don't be ridiculous. You worry too much. Do you forget who we are? Let me tell you something. We take what we want in this world. We are above the law Sir Magogo. You are a high ranking member of the Klan of the KodyBear. You are untouchable. We've been made now. So don't forget it. Now did I get all the blood off my Bear Chin? Yes?"

"Yes Yo Eminence. Now let's go gits dat Kangaroo."

As they walked to customs crowds of people politely bowed,stepped out of their path and at times tried to touch the Bear. His Excellency stopped a few times to sign printed copys of Anonyblog posts,press interviews and photographs but rudely waived off the Breaking News journalists.

Magogo could not hide his disappointment when presented with the packing crate containing the baby Roo. It lay seemingly lifeless in it's own excrement. He picked it up by it's tail and gently touched it's butt hole. It twitched and dropped it's tongue out of it's mouth.

"Cute little bugger isn't he", sighed the Bear.

"He starvin Yo Excellency. We got's to feed him. What duz Kangaroos eat?"

"How the hell should I know? What do I look like,a fucking park ranger? He's your responsibility Sir Magogo. Assuming it lives what will you name it?"

"Iza gwine to name it Dooky", Magogo proudly announced.

"Dooky? Oh! That's funny! Oh! Ho! Ho! Ho! Now if Indy the Great survives he will always be after your Dooky! You do have moments of brilliance Sir Magogo. Now let's get back to the impoundment and check on the progress of your giant dung beetles. What?"

"Absolutamente tu Excelencia!"

Magogo drug Dooky across the parking lot by it's tail and tossed it into the back seat of the Lexus. Once on the road Dooky raised his head and said, "Could you blokes get me to a boozer or a bottlo before I cark it? And tell this drongo to keep it's hands off my clacker."

"Hell Magogo. I like him already."

"Yeah. He gwine to do jus fine Yo Radiance."

Poor - Poor - Vapor

What do you make of the troll Vapor who tries to be accepted but doesn’t make the grade? What do you make of the troll Vapor who wishes he could be apart of the action and nobody cares? What do you make of the troll Vapor who lies around in a fetal position because he doesn’t fit in? What you you make of the troll Vapor who tries to win an argument but can’t?

Martha fisting Vapor!

What do make of this?

More food for the PD

Aw, it ate its last tasty snack all up! There's a good post deleter, there's a good boy! Here's another one for him ... Beg, beg ...

DID SOMEONE CHANGE THE PASSWORD?

I cannot tell when the log in is changed.
It must be a drag when it happens.
What a bitch.

Great new race of Indians!!

Seems this tourist from New York was driving across the Arizona desert looking for the Grand Canyon. After a while he sees two dark skinned women standing near the road and stops to ask for directions.

"Pardon me ladies," says the tourist, "Are you Navajos?"
"No Mista'," one woman replies, "We's nigga' ho's."

Meditations… Conclusions

After numerous sleepless nights, I have come up with conclusions to all my questions apon life…

1: What is the purpose of life? There is no purpose, life is completely empty, there is no god, and in the end you die. Anything you do will not last, everything ends, oneday you will be forgotten.

2: What is morality? Morality is pointless. Morality is used by kings, generals and priests to gain control over people and keep them in line. Morality is a sign of weekness.Selfishness is a sign of power. And power of evil. In the end we are all dead so nothing realy matters.

3: What is the point of being alive? There is none… But I shall enjoy every last bit of life I have left in my body for I do not know what lies ahead of me in death, nor do I want to waste my life pondering questions or being saddened.

4: How should you live? You should live in what ever way you see fit, you should do what ever you enjoy for this is the great indulgence where death is the great abstinence. Do what makes you happy, and do not be influenced by emotions. Stay calm and present with happiness.

5: The afterlife? The uknown,It is inpossible to know what lies beyond. Enjoy what you have and we will experience the unknown later, for there is nothing we can do to stop it. The after life can also be used as motivation or as a threat to keep people in line.

6: Balence The grand art of mastery. Everything in life has good and evil, and balance is key to success and hapiness. Indulgence or abstinence of emotion will create unhapiness. Balence of emotions allow hapiness. Balence of diet will alow fitness. Balance of work and fun allow success. In morality the world will always balence it self. Try to take over the world, somebody will stop you… Try to better the world, somebody will destroy it. Life is a circle, It will always come to the same thing in the end. SO balence youself and enjoy, things never last.

7: Freewill? Freewill is a lie. We are basically creative robots. Our emotions are fake, they are basicaly things that react to passed expiriences. DNA is the only difference we all have. It allows different balances in emotions and thought. The only way to pass emotions are to always be reminded of the bigger picture, but in the end that is an act of greed, therefor an emotion. So Freewill is nonexistant. Therefor emotions are fake as well, and we can learn to eliminate them temporarily for higher causes. But without emotions we have no purpose, once again balence is key…

8:Love? Love is possible but for the wrong reasons. Usualy love is fake, based on looks for choosing, and using human psychology to your advantage you can charm any woman to liking you. True love I find is finding someone who understands and believes in you, but you must also use that psychology every once and a while to keep her intrest, If not true love is impossible. Therefor I think all men and woman are born alone and will die alone….

9: Outlook? The best outlook on life is to eccept everything for what it is and be happy but always strive for the best. Thats will keep you happy and bring you glory and victory.

10: What now? Get on with your life and stop thinking, start doing and only think when needed. Start enjoying it and if you realy want you can forget all this and keep living your emotion filled life. Its all your choice, Probably the only choice you can make out of free will.

Emma Watson

(doing a pooh)

What do you make of this?

YOU'RE KILLING ME!!!!

"You're killing me" were the last words of Mr. Donald Lewis as blue gun thug assassins strangled him to death in a recent Gladiatorial Games episode of COPS. The producers of "reality TV" violence who beat up, torture, and maim men for spectacle and vicarious satisfaction have now begun murdering their victims in front of the glare of light and the roar of audiences. Perhaps to keep their ratings COPS is no longer just content with beatings and caging of men, now they are doing murder for entertainment. Night after night the film crews of COPS and their hires Gladiatorial assassins in blue suits roam the streets of America looking for victims to beat up or murder.

In 2002 COPS filmed several episodes of violent blue gun thug "action" in Albuquerque, NM. Tourists and convention planners began avoiding Albuquerque because of the rampant blue gun thug violence vividly displayed. Albuquerque Mayor Marty Chavez took corrective action by prohibiting COPS from filming blue gun thug violence in Albuquerque. Mayor Chavez did nothing to slow down the violence and brutality against the people of Albuquerque, he just banned showing it on TV. After having been banned from Albuquerque, COPS relocated to other cities such as West Palm Beach, FL, where their brutal murder of Mr. Donald Lewis took place around 1 a.m. one day in October 2005.

Mr. Donald Lewis made the mistake of phoning 911 from his home when he thought someone was trying to kill him. He was right. Evil was roaming his city looking to do murder, and he made the fatal mistake of inviting them to his home. Big mistake. When a man is being attacked or robbed, he is far better off calling a "hippie" as we used to say in the 1960s than to phone the blue gun thug assassins. Calling the blue gun thugs was the last phone call that Mr. Donald Lewis ever made. State Lieyer Barry Krischer concluded that murdering a man for phoning 911 for help was "justified." After all, Lewis' behavior was "irrational." Read story. Is "irrational" behavior a death penalty crime in Florida?

It was 1 a.m. and the COPS (FOX Court TV) film crew hadn't gotten any ultraviolence to raise ratings. When their hired blue gun thug assassins found Mr. Donald Lewis it was their opportunity to get some good film of blue gun thugs beating up a homeowner, or worse. Egged on by the spotlights, wanting to show off their aggressive power over the people, and not having found whomever had originally been trying to kill Mr. Lewis, the blue gun thugs attacked the man who had made a huge last mistake and phoned them for help. After murdering Mr. Donald Lewis the COPS producers, film crew, and hired assassins moved on to their next victim. Will that be you?

The decent people of Florida should not tolerate violent evil murders roaming their state. John Langley (Creator and Executive Murderer of COPS), along with his murderous COPS film crew, State Lieyer Krischer, and all the rest of the hired assassins in blue suits who murdered Mr. Donald Lewis ought to be impaled and left to rot. Unfortunately too many of the people are so frightened by the police state tyranny that they are unable to rid themselves of these nightly killings. Too many of the people watch "others" die as Gladiators in the arena, and pretend that they are the victors rather than the victims. And their blood slowly turns our streets to red.

"You're killing me" were his last words, recorded and broadcast for all the world to hear. Within minutes Mr. Donald Lewis lay dead in the street.

THE POST DELETER

MAGOGO

KODYBEAR

MAGOGO

KODYBEAR

Gun Control

is being able to hit your target.

Head of security at DUSA

This is to let the person poting on this site and using DUSA Pharmaceuticals computers that the game is almost up. We have tracked you down to the security dept. and it will be only a matter of time that we have you on this sorry site. We do not pay you to screw around here!! What are you going to be doing for a living next? Maybe you can write porn because it seems you really like this disgusting site!! See you in my office in a few days!

Come on Clanners isn't this enough

foul language posts, meaningless one line posts, no point and never ending story posts, ranting posts.
Why can't you just drop it? Post something without any obscenities. Post something interesting. Seriously enough is enough!

KODYBEAR

"Yo Excellency! I has a gift for you!"

"Why,what a stunning portrait of us Magogo. Many thanks my dear boy! I shall hang it in the den."

His Excellency Kody R Bear was wallowing in a pile of one hundred dollar bills fiddling with his battery compartment. He hated changing his own batteries but greatly anticipated the rush he would get from the new AA lithium-ions.

"See here Magogo. Hand me that Philips head will you?"

"Yes Yo eminence. By de way Yo notice how dark it gettin outside. We aint got much time now. But,Yo Radiance, iffin I wuz to do sumfin real good would Yo reward de Magogo?"

"Aaah! Ohhhh! Whew!", the Bear squealed as he began running around the room in circles eventually winding up with his face in a corner. "Damn those are some good batteries. Now what are you babbling about?"

"Giant dung beetles."

"What?"

"Dat can fly"

"Come again"

"Dey can fly in space"

"Youv'e got to be cubbing me"

"No Yo Excellency. De MMTF under my didiction have developed an done breeded billions of dem an dey is under de control of de MMMMM which is unda de control of yours truly,me,Magogo de Singin an Dancin Macarena Monkey! Now,I could cause deese beetles to flys into space and roll de giant girl turd into a dung ball and den push it off course so it done misses de Earth. Eider dat O we gots to find a way to leave de planet real quick like."

"You have indeed done a great thing Magogo", the Bear sighed. "I like it here on Earth. Money!......Power!.......Pretty girls! Uh,did I mention?.... Power! Very well Magogo. What is it that you desire? Hmm?"

"Well,sinse I ain't hasn't got no Anonyblog award how bout....

"Yes?"

"I wuz thinkin dat maybe.....

"Yes?"

"A title Yo Excellency!"

"Sure. No problem", growled the Kody. "Come here and I'll Knight you. "Sir Magogo", he shouted as he slammed the baseball bat into the top of Magogo's head. "Ho Ho Ho Ha Ha Ha,will there be anything else? Yes?."

"Just one mo thing Yo Toxicity. I has always wanted a pet Kangaroo to abuse."

"Then you shall have it my boy! We will order a juvenile male of the species for you! Now effect the release of the giant space traveling dung beetles and save the earth! We will be heroes! They'll write songs about us!

"Yes Yo Eminence!"

I am glad I am pissing off the dicksucking post eleter!!

hahahahahahahahahahaha

Oh My God, Martha and John Have Taken Over

The Spew

Bob usually avoids "celebrity" stories however the news media continues to repeat Barbara Walnut's slander of Donald Trump. A pathetic ugly old withered lying cunt has the nerve to call Mr. Trump "pathetic." Speaking with stupid ugly black lesbo-feminazi Rosie, Ms. Walnut characterized Mr. Trump in what could only be accurately a reflection of Walnut herself. Her ABC female cackle show, The Spew is notoriously hateful toward men. Five days per week several ugly cunts assemble to produce meaningless chatter, cackle, and spew sexist hatred toward men. Ms. Rosie's ugly offensive character has been accurately characterized on previous occasions by Mr. Trump. More recently he had pointed out the various lies being told by both Ms. Rosie and Ms. Walnut. Since Ms. Walnut can't refute the lies she told, she reacts in a typical feminist fashion by using an ad-hominem attack calling him "pathetic." Read story.

Let us compare the characters here. Mr. Trump is a very wealthy powerful man who has made his own fortune by wide knowledge of markets and finance, by making years of wise decisions, and by years of hard work. By comparison Ms. Rosie has gained fame by being a very ugly loud obnoxious lesbian hate monger. Ms. Walnut was first the token female talking head in TV news. Neither of the two ugly cunts are worth 10 cents on their own merit. Their audience is middle age single females who never could manage to have a decent life. If they aren't careful Trump will buy a controlling share of Disney and cancel The Spew. It would be a boon to America if he does.

Ricky Finklestein

I hate free speech. I believe that everyone who does not agree with me should be silenced.

Group Felching

(between Indy, Kody, Vapor, the Post Deleter and the KKK - Ricky Fucklestain)

What do you make of this?

SO....

How's that "send a whiney email to Admin" thing workin' for ya? Not so good, huh?

(pronounced as one word)

(pronounced as one word)

(pronounced as one word)

for fuck sake

shut the hell up. the only people that post here now are massive wastes of cleverly formed carbon and oxygen, but other than the elements that compose them, just a pure waste. the posts aren't witty. the alter-egos are pseudonyms are below childish and quite aggrivating due to the lack of intelligence or creativity behind them. all of you should have your hands chopped right the fuck off so you can't plague the internet anymore. and your feet too; just incase you may be able to master the art of typing with toes, which i doubt. but risks shouldn't be taken in this matter, so after a good old fashioned quartering, a nice blunt object force to the cranium for safe messures should do fine.
but, for fuck sake, in reality this won't happen, so just please, get a fucking life.

yea.. i know my post only fuels the idiocy, but fuck i had to get it off my chest.

Dead cunts don't get custody!!!

University of Pennsylvania professor Rafael Robb has been incarcerated in Pennsylvania and accused of bludgeoning his wife to death. Read Story. His wife, Ellen Robb, was in process of destroying his family, bankrupting him and taking his beloved daughter. She had already rented a divorce apartment and hired a divorce lieyer. The lieyer had told Ellen Robb she could expect about $4,000 a month for 10 to 15 years, about Professor Robb's entire take home pay as a professor. Feminazi Agents of Satan in black robes, supported by evil lieyers, assume that the family destroying evil is entitled by her cunt to all the husband's worldly possessions, income, and family. But Professor Robb understand the basic truth, that dead sluts don't get custody nor big divorce settlements, they don't get paid big financial rewards for destroying a man's family. Dead feminazi don't get "custody." They don't get the house, the bank account, and all the husband's future earnings for the next 15 years. Greedy bitch Ellen didn't live to enjoy the fruit of her evil. Her goal of destroying her family and reaping a big reward came to a well-deserved end in a pool of blood.

Professor Rafael Robb was in Philadelphia while his wife was dying, but the blue gun thugs are quick to destroy a husband whenever anything happens to his wife. District Persecutor Bruce Castor has assaulted Professor Robb in the typical manner of men-hating lieyers. He is disgusting panty waste filth that should be eradicated from decent society. The total lack of evidence of Professor Robb's involvement in his wife's death and being out of town during her death does not deter either blue gun thugs, scumbag feminazi lieyers, nor the agents of Satan in black robes of hell. Professor Robb may end up paying the ultimate sacrifice for the comeuppance of his ex, but he will always know that he is a good man who took a stand against the evil feminazi empire. May his courage and sacrifice be long remembered.

The news

A woman who killed her boyfriend’s cat by putting it in a washing machine is facing jail today.

Diane Hannon, 42, put the deaf cat, called Paws, on a full cycle after arguing with her partner.

The six-year-old cat suffered a massive heart attack, severe burns and loss of fur during the ordeal.

Hannon, from Old Colwyn, in north Wales, pleaded guilty at Llandudno Magistrates Court last month to causing unnecessary suffering to an animal and cruelly ill-treating an animal.

A demo

I am not admin.

Man-yoghurt

(in a sponge)

What do you make of this?

The old days

When I were a young lad, I had to hack my way through the forest every day to get to school! My old dad used to say, money doesn’t buy you happiness, son ... and we were happy, though we were poor. Those were the days when Anonyblog was a weblog for REAL anonymous posts, not this new-fangled immature, uneducated, one-liner shit coming from them devil worshippin folks ... the sorta type me ol mam used ter complain of bitter like.

Back then in nineteen hundred and fart, I expected people would rant about other people, work and things that piss them off ... those were the good old days ... but no, not now ... I mean, there has bin some o that sort, but now all you get is them Klan folks, them godamn, foul-mouthed, pissant, scum sucking, toe-licking, smega-growing, Klan types. I hate em, I tell ye ... like a dawg hate its ticks.

Now we overrun with that stupid Klan grunge ... that small grouper people ... them who yell and curse and destroy our site. Heck, they even do toilet humour. I never laugh at toilet humour. Me ol mam used ter say, “Them folks what laugh at toilet humour be worse than the shit that cum out they own mouth”.

I say they be only one cure for this curse that hit our beloved Anonyblog. Email our administrator ... We gotta convince him, folks! He’s gonna restrict these here ind'viduals (Kody - the bear from the cesspit of Lucifer, Indy - the dung of Satan, and that Vapor dude - he also be secret evil like) and bring Anonyblog back!!!

AMEN!

LOOKS LIKE ADMIN HAS DONE A LITTLE MAINTENANCE AND THE POSTS THAT THE FINKLESTEIN FACTION THOUGHT WOULD BR DELETED ARE NOT

Now it is time for all of the site whiners to shut up.
Now it is time for all of the site whiners to post something, anything that does not concern complaining about the "Klan".
Anonyblog awaits your creative entries.

Thank You,
Your Master
Chef Vapor

Stop being stupid

Stop deleting posts. You are not the site police.
Stop making multiple posts. This is not a First Amendment issue.

This is not your web battlefield or your message board or your fiction site.

You think you are doing the right thing here, but you are simply making more work for me.

So please, stop being stupid.

Ricky Finklestein

Ricky Finklestein is making these posts, pretending to be Admin and FCC. Ignore him.

What the hell?

I thought admin said no more nasty stuff and now we have Indy reposting his garbage? do you want this site to close? You are an idiot!!

INDY THE GREAT
Indy the Great: The Epic Poem in Iambic Pentameter

Indy:
Halifax, Oh Halifax my son,
What amazing thing have you now done?
The battle rages onward, and for now,
I feel the heat, the sweat upon my brow.

The Kodybear hath sent us a great blow,
The Earth-pee shoots yet onward, yet I know,
Thy toilet paper shield, doth wonders work,
Yet the monkey called Magogo is berserk.

What shall we do, my faithful faggot slave?
To make the vicious Kodybear behave?
Hast thou ingenious master plan to speak,
Or is our future on the Turdstar bleak?

Halifax:

Oh Indy, my great Lord and faggot lover--
Indy:
Do not say that, Halifax!
I do not desire, faggot sex!

Halifax:
Oh Indy, my great Lord and Master true,
Whose lifelong love of farts and poo,
Doth filter out bad things that thou hast heard,
And make thee think only of girlturds;

The Earth pee surely doth here come,
And from the stinky, foul, vile Earthly bum,
The weapons of the Bear are strong indeed,
But one thing he forgets -- his vicious greed.

He wanteth nothing more than earth to rule,
To kill preteen prostitutes, and to drool;
To sodomize gay monkeys, in the butt,
Hath placed him and Magogo in a rut.

And so my plan is this, loyal Lord and true,
To now release the Turdstar's butt of poo;
For ex-lax hath loosened up its bowels,
And trust me -- the vile stench will be quite foul!

Howsobeit, all the ex-lax doth give me fear,
That the Turdstar will have violent diarrhea,
And not destroy the earth, with Bear and Monkey,
But only coat it with a mile of funky.
Indy:
Oh Halifax, this news doth yet beset me!
For now my plans have gone the way of pee!
Flushed down the toilet, like a turd,
And the Turdstar is no better than a bird!

Quick, launch the Turdstar's torpedo of shit!
Perhaps the bear and monkey we shall hit!
And yet destroy the wicked Vapor too,
With miles and miles of nasty Turdstar poo!

Indy the Great launches the Turdstar's turd through the girlanus. What shall happen? Stay tuned!

I read and enjoyed this work. Our resident Post Deleter has determined that YOU should be should be censored in what you are permitted to see and read. Here,once again,I feel it necessary to hand him his buttocks on a platter.


INDY THE GREAT
Indy the Great: The Epic Poem in Iambic Pentameter

Indy:
Halifax, Oh Halifax my son,
What amazing thing have you now done?
The battle rages onward, and for now,
I feel the heat, the sweat upon my brow.

The Kodybear hath sent us a great blow,
The Earth-pee shoots yet onward, yet I know,
Thy toilet paper shield, doth wonders work,
Yet the monkey called Magogo is berserk.

What shall we do, my faithful faggot slave?
To make the vicious Kodybear behave?
Hast thou ingenious master plan to speak,
Or is our future on the Turdstar bleak?

Halifax:

Oh Indy, my great Lord and faggot lover--
Indy:
Do not say that, Halifax!
I do not desire, faggot sex!

Halifax:
Oh Indy, my great Lord and Master true,
Whose lifelong love of farts and poo,
Doth filter out bad things that thou hast heard,
And make thee think only of girlturds;

The Earth pee surely doth here come,
And from the stinky, foul, vile Earthly bum,
The weapons of the Bear are strong indeed,
But one thing he forgets -- his vicious greed.

He wanteth nothing more than earth to rule,
To kill preteen prostitutes, and to drool;
To sodomize gay monkeys, in the butt,
Hath placed him and Magogo in a rut.

And so my plan is this, loyal Lord and true,
To now release the Turdstar's butt of poo;
For ex-lax hath loosened up its bowels,
And trust me -- the vile stench will be quite foul!

Howsobeit, all the ex-lax doth give me fear,
That the Turdstar will have violent diarrhea,
And not destroy the earth, with Bear and Monkey,
But only coat it with a mile of funky.
Indy:
Oh Halifax, this news doth yet beset me!
For now my plans have gone the way of pee!
Flushed down the toilet, like a turd,
And the Turdstar is no better than a bird!

Quick, launch the Turdstar's torpedo of shit!
Perhaps the bear and monkey we shall hit!
And yet destroy the wicked Vapor too,
With miles and miles of nasty Turdstar poo!

Indy the Great launches the Turdstar's turd through the girlanus. What shall happen? Stay tuned!

SINCE YOU WILL NOT DISCUSS WHAT "POST WHATEVER THEY WANT" MEANS
LET'S DISCUSS "THE PERSON IMPERSONATING ADMIN"

If Admin indeed posted the entry "No more filth allowed on this site" then with your comments or posts maybe you could answer this;

Why did Admin not delete, as he has done many times before when a post did not comply with the rules, such posts as,
Playing Nicely (with your winky)
Post deleter fisting (with a gauntlet and no lube)
Anal penetration (with a broom handle)
Ejaculation (of man yoghurt)
THE POST DELETER PUTS LIVE GERBILS IN A NYLON STOCKING AND CRAMS THEM UP HIS ASS WHILE HIS BOYFRIEND SUCK HIS PENIS
A throbbing cock an a steaming pussy
THE POST DELETER SUCKS HIS DOGS PENIS WHILE HIS BOYFRIEND FUCKS HIM IN THE ASS WITH A BROOM HANDLE.

Just to mention a few of the posts that the "IMP" does not approve of. These posts would be deleted by the Post Deleter if Admin would not have increased the amount of times per week that the entries folder is swept, rendering all posts that are swept non deletable.

Maybe you could answer this interesting question, Post Deleter John McGuinness.
If you cannot come up with a decent answer we here at Anonyblog will have to concider you full of shit.

Thank You,
A Serious Anonyblogger

Great News!

Anonyblog has been saved! Gone is the non-stop and ever foul mouthed clanners and others that were ruining this site. They would be wise to heed Admin's post regarding the FCC!
Clanners and trash wise up, now is your time to clean up your act. There is no need for your ongoing filth ridden posts. There is never a need for such disgusting speech.
Let's move forward and restore Anonyblog to its intended purpose!

LET US DISCUSS WHAT "POST WHATEVER THEY WANT" MEANS

The Admin has posted some simple rules to follow when using his web-site.
These rules can only be interpreted one way. There is no gray area, these rules are simple and impossible to misconstrue, although some here at Anonyblog have tried.
Post whatever they want means that you post whatever you want as long as the post is within the rules.
All those who wish to post freely(this is also a term Admin uses) should do so.
Let's take this site back from the right wing conservative christian terrorists who think that they can change the rules here.

Thank You,
A Serious Anonyblogger

What Anonyblog use to be about!

A blog entry written by Admin on his personal blog site. He says.....

"A while ago I made a weblog for anonymous posting-> Anonyblog.
Anyone can go there, log in and post whatever they want. The username/password are right on the front page.
I expected that people would rant about other people, work, and things that piss them off. There has been some of that, but by far the most posting thing is about how sad people are."

Not anymore! Now we are overrun with Clan grunge, uneducated and foul mouthed posts, stupidly immature one liners, etc. This small group of people are destroying this site. Don't let this happen. Email admin@anonyblog and ask him to restrict these individuals and bring Anonyblog back!

Playing nicely

(with your winky)

What do you make of this?

Friction is good?

If the Kody Klan left this site then the KKK and post deleter would be unhappy because they would have no purpose and nothing to do.

If the KKK and the post deleter gave up and never visited this site again, then the Kody Klan would keep posting their “stuff” but they would also be unhappy because they would not have anyone to bate, irritate and fight with.

How long are we all going to keep this up? Anybody getting tired of the “same-old-same-old”? Is anyone achieving anything good, improving yourself, making anything better or is it all just a waste of time? People- we are getting older, aren’t you ashamed that you’re not crawling out from under that rock and moving on to better things?

I can see it now…30-40 years from now…stuck in a nursing home in a wheelchair with a wireless laptop fighting each other here on anonyblog.

Later, GOD

Can we all just play nice today?

One day! Just one day. Give it a break...Okay?

Post Deleter Fisting

(with a gauntlet and no lube)

What do you make of this?

What's wrong with this picture?

When a man hits a woman, it is called battery.
When a woman hits a man, it’s called empowerment.

When a man deserts his family, he is called a deadbeat.
When a woman deserts her family, it’s her choice.

When a man cheats, he’s a pig.
When a woman cheats, she’s a victim.

When a man goes into landscaping, he’s called a failure because he didn’t become an engineer.
When a woman becomes a hairdresser, she’s a victim because she isn’t paid as much as men.

When a man kills his kids, he’s a heartless murderer.
When a woman kills her kids, she’s a victim of emotional stress.

When a woman doesn’t want a child, she has an abortion because it’s her choice.
When a man doesn’t want a child, he’s irresponsible and is forced to pay child support.

When a women on TV hits a man, people laugh
When a man on TV hits a woman, people sue.

When a woman on TV is portrayed as dumb, the show is sexist.
When a man on TV is portrayed as dumb, we laugh.

When women, who now attain degrees more than men, leave the workforce at 40, it’s her choice.
When a man doesn’t go to college so that he can work in the labor industry, he’s a failure.

Liberals call this progress.
Conservatives think it’s sickening and unethical.
Businesses don’t care because they make money.

The most hate filled blog I have ever seen!!

If you want to see the most disgusting racist sexist blog on the net then go to http://md1992.blogspot.com/ and see for yourself. It is so bad it has a warning label from blogger that you have to click thru to see the blog. Tell this racist pig from Afghanistan what you think about him!!!

I FIGURED IT OUT!!

WHY IS IT

When things go wrong for you on this web-site you think KodyBear caused your problem?????
KodyBear did not delete any thing or any instructions from this web-site.
How do I know? You might ask. It is simple, after you get through reading this try and delete it.
One must educate them self in the use of Movable Type 3.3.
Any of you whiny little piss ants who cannot figure it out will just have to live with what you have.
KodyBear is not the post deleter and I am not KodyBear. Nor am I Indy.

I am,
Master Chef Computer Genius
Super Hero High Chancellor
Lord Vapor

Somenone deleted the way to keep posts from being deleted!!

A few hours ago it was posted in the comments how to keep posts from being deleted but the control freak asshole Kody deleted it. Twice. You are a fucking piece of work. Think it fives you power? You scum sucking asshole. You are the fucking post deleter and then you delete instructions on how tho link to power editing mode. Please everybody just leave this pathetci site and its little baby losers!!!!

Anal penetration

(with a broom handle)

What do you make of this?

Anonyblog Awards

Ladies, gentlemen and Indy, welcome to the annual Anonyblog awards! (*applause*) Thank you, thank you, too kind ... Let’s get cracking right away, shall we? It’s an exciting line-up folks, let me tell you. First, we have the Most Persistent and Annoying Troll award, and this goes to (*drum roll*) His Excellency, Kody R. Bear! Give it up for Lord Bear!! (*applause*) ... Lord Bear, would you like to say anything at this time? ... No? ... All right then, moving right al ... Sorry? ... It’s not “Lord”? Although you do like the ring of it do you not, your eminence? I though as much ... Once again, a round of applause for his Excellency! (*applause*) ... Right, what’s next? I’ll tell ya! It’s Anonyblog’s Biggest Loser Award. No guess as to who this is going to, folks ... Yes, that’s right, our very own Post Deleter!! Yup, that’s YOU! Come on up here ... (*big applause blended with muffled booing*) ... There ya go. OK, next we have the trophy for Best Restoration of Posts. This goes to ... none other than ... our very own ... Great Post Restorer!! (*enormous applause*) There’s a surprise. Come on up here ... Yes, er, sorry, THE Great Post Restorer ... Congratulations GPR! Now, the next award is one close to Mr Stupid’s heart ... It’s a special award for being the best female dragon at Anonyblog. We don’t tell anyone of course that she is the ONLY female dragon here, but anyway, come on up here Dragon Lady! (*stupendous applause and loud woofing noises*) ... All right all right ... We know there’s a lot of testosterone in the room, but do try and control yourselves, lads. The penultimate award goes to our resident master chef, Vapor ... come on up here (*mild golf clapping*) ... This is for excellence in sumptuous post-deleter recipes, which have made us ALL foam at the mouth (yes, thank you Mr FAT, keep it in your pants, there’s a good lad). Finally, we come to our last award this evening ... but by no means the least. I’m certain that you’ll all agree this is well-deserved, and there can be only one winner. In the category of Best Scatologist ... (*drumroll) ... INDY!! (*tumultuous applause and wild stamping of feet*) ... We are surely humbled to be graced with your presence, oh lord of poop. Thank you all ladies and gentlemen, your respective excellencies and other life-forms. That’s all from me, your host, Dr Leon. Good night. (*applause*)

(Restored by the GPR)

Ejaculation

(of man-yoghurt)

What do you make of this?

It's ok ...

We're just bating you ... giving you something to delete so that you feel as if you have some power again ... just a little taste ... just that little thrill which sends you off for the next few months, pounding away on your knob (and having your boyfriend ram a broomstick up your backside) ... to keep you occupied, you know?

THE POST DELETER PUTS LIVE GERBILS IN A NYLON STOCKING AND CRAMS THEM UP HIS ASS WHILE HIS BOYFRIEND SUCKS HIS PENIS

Once again

The post deleter is being a complete dick ...

KKK---Konstant Klan Komplainer

Now that’s American!

Intolerant.

Bring anonyblog back!

Restore anonyblog to it's intended purpose, I "Anonyblog is a place where you can post the thoughts that you don't want to post on your own weblog."
Email admin@anonyblog and ask for the restriction of the group who continually posts the crap that pollutes this site.

Contact Admin today!

Send an e-mail now to admin@anonyblog.com and ask for the restriction of individuals who are constantly posting the filth. Admin will listen and will tighten up the restrictions if enough people e-mail him with the request.
We can get this site back by banding to gether and asking Admin to make some changes!

******BREAKING NEWS******

WORLD'S TOP SCIENTISTS HAVE AGREED THAT KODY R BEAR AND INDY THE GREAT ARE THE SINGLE LARGEST ENVIRONMENTAL THREAT IN THE HISTORY OF THE PLANET AND THE MOST DANGEROUS ELEMENT ON THE INTERNET.

Together they are responsible for the three most bizarre and powerful geological events since the dawn of man. Currently the loss of one hundred million gallons per minute of of Earth urine directed at the TurdStar is draining our oceans,polluting the atmosphere on a global level and spawning violent tornadoes in trailer parks across the nation. In addition the heat generated by the Earth orgasm is melting the polar ice caps at an unprecedented rate. Thousands of acres in Eastern Kentucky have been laid to waste by what many consider to be an unnecessary Earth colostomy performed by the Bear. And if that's not enough sources close to the Kody Kartel say the the Bear has turned the Earth into an addict by dumping tons of cocaine into the Earth Anus on a daily basis in an effort to keep seismic activity at a manageable level. Together the two arch rivals command the world's largest armies and the Bear is said to be in possession of the Tsar Bomba,the largest nuclear weapon ever constructed. The vile toxin byproduct of their conflict is contaminating the Internet on every level. Breaking News has failed to gain an audience with the Bear,who is not surprisingly,on holiday in Bogota. Despite all of this the Bear could be our only hope of survival as Indy the Great may have the capacity to launch a turd four times the size of the Earth thus ending civilization as we know it.

Entertaining guests

I’ve got eight people over for dinner this Friday night. Hoping the resident chef can help me out with directions and instructions for “hot-dog soufflé”. Thanks

Klanners up early...GOOD MORNING!

Please make 3 comments in my post too!

Did anybody else hear?

More invasions into the privacy we Americans use to have. Recently, George W. Bush included in a “signing statement” while passing a bill related to the post office, the power for our government to open and read private mail. What will come next?

SURGE IS ESCALATION

War is awful, only we can stop it. We are the ones sent to die.

A throbbing cock and a steaming pussy

Come on guys, grab your rods ... (girls, fingers on the button) ... It's a brand new year for Anonyblog! ... And what an exciting year it's proving to be thus far ... Kodybear/Indy's stream of crap is in full force (fart?), Vapor is almost done exploring his sexuality, the site whiner (as opposed to wino) is trying his hand at trolling and the post deleter is, thankfully, still in hiding, or else too busy polishing his knob following his short-lived victory over the Klanners two months ago. Mr Stupid is living up to his name and presumably shagging the infamous Dragon Lady as we speak! The moaning nobody-loves-me-cos-I'm-fat-and-ugly bitch seems to have finally done herself in ... and ... let's see oh yes, Crusader/FATMouth is still nowhere to be seen since he stomped off in a gay rage. (Admin's also doing his bit)

Who knows what lies ahead?! Will Indy defeat the great Kody?? Will the Dragon Lady cum to her senses and rid herself of Mr Stupid once and for all?? Will Vapor's recipes grow infamous?? Will our resident whining bastard join Mr FATMouth and the post deleter in one giant prolonged gay sulk or will they seek their revenge on the likes of Kody R. Bear et al?? Will Admin finally admit to his sins and come out his post deleting closet?? Will the OP make a comeback??

It's all so exciting! I can't wait to find out!! ... Oh dear, I think I've wet myself ...

- GPR (The).

What's brown and sounds like a bell??

DUNG!!!

Shocking

I would just like to say, I am shocked and appalled by some of the things written on this site. Why, all you see are things like girlanus, hemorrhoids, farting, fisting, vaginas, pussy, mung, cunt, dildos, smegma, chode fudge, semen, chocolate channel chugging, dickcheese, hard core fucking, cockgobbling, sphincters, felching, teenage girlturds, manshit, masturbation, poohcrust, vulva, helmet and flatulence these days. It's just disgraceful. You all need to be sent to your rooms for a very long time indeed.

The three sick people KB, Vapor and Indy

are doing there very best to flood this site with filth. The non stop barrage of Kody/Vapor/Indy stories simply has to stop. There disgusting ongoing desire to constantly write about anal openings, vagina's, fecal matter, and teenage girls is destroying this site and unfairly portraying it as a sex site.
I encourage everyone to e-mail admin@anonyblog.com and ask that something be done to either restrict these individuals or require their posts to be reviewed prior to publishing.
By working together we can effectively stop this assault. E-mail Admin today!

THE POST DELETER SUCKS HIS DOGS PENIS WHILE HIS BOYFRIEND FUCKS HIM IN THE ASS WITH A BROOM HANDLE.

VAPOR THE TERMINATOR

Super Hero and Master Chef Vapor sits with Jamima out by the launch pad. They are sipping on Mint Juleps, made from Knob Creek bourbon, and doing a little back yard astronomy. The two are searching the sky for signs of the TurdStar or Young Kung-fu Master Walker. Jamima spots something unusual on the horizon and cannot quite make out what it is.

“Vapor, Vapor, what in the hell is this that I am seeing?” Jamima said inquisitively.

“Let me take a look through that high powered telescope.” Said Vapor.

He cannot believe what he is looking at. Out of the southern sky there looks to be a giant yellow geyser of incredible proportion. It is so large that it is spewing its liquid into outer space. He follows the path of the stream and finds that it is aimed directly at the TurdStar’s GirlAnus.

“This is incredible.” Says Vapor. “We must get a better look at this astro-geological event. Let’s fire up the Vaporhoverjet, fly out and get a good look.”

“That is a good idea.” Said Jamima.

They both chug down their large Mint Juleps and board the Vaporhoverjet. After a short supersonic flight they are in sight of the Great Urine Geyser. They can see the EarthVagina and Hundreds of Magogos are dancing across the EarthClitorus Causing a huge engorgement of the EarthLabia. This in turn seems to be stimulating a gargantuan orgasm and thus the Great Urine Geyser. The smell is pungent and somewhat like asparagus and sardines. The Earth is rumbling and quaking, making all sorts of moaning sounds.

“Look at all those little Magogos go!” exclaimed Jamima. “Let’s get out of here soon. I am getting a little horny watching all of that activity. Them Magogos are turning me on. Maybe we can get back before Young Master Walker gets home, if you know what I mean.”

Vapor gets a little tingle in his tool and quickly turns the Vaporhoverjet around and heads for home. Vapor knows that KodyBear has taken control of the situation and the end is near for the TurdStar. He cannot wait to get home mix up some more Mint Juleps and get him some black pussy.

I don't get it....and it's creepy!

Why does the one who calls his or her self Indy always write about teenage girls. Does this creep anyone els out?
Seriously, it's rather disturbing.

so like ...

HNY etc ...

(6 days late)

- GPR.

I love it when the

Clan is on the defensive. Look at their stream of crap they posted below all in response to the little post called "understanding the clan".
Mr. Vapor, it is remarkable, truly remarkable how you can steadfastly proclaim your false innocence in one hand while acknowledging your illicit behavior in the other. Perhaps it's the dope!
I find it laughable that when this group is confronted they immediately resort to flooding the board with their responses. They would never use the comment section, after all the response could be missed. That leads me to this question Clan members; do you think it is really all about you? Do you think this site is all about you and your incredibly stupid posts? Sorry clanners but your responses are as mundane as your posts. Even when you try to break the mold you fail "GOD SPEAKS THROUGH MR. STUPID". A great example of a clan posts that harpoons the very fabric of this country.
Clan, thanks so much for your predictable nature! I needed a laugh!

I Know Where The Superflu Is Going To Start

My niece. (with a big assist to my sister in law and her hubby)

This kid is always sick. She is always running a fever, normally in the 101-102 degree range. She has been on antibiotics nonstop for six months.

Now do you think if your child was sick like that, maybe you would limit their activities? Keep them home/in bed until they were better? How foolish I was to think that. You know, parents actually parenting - setting limits and deciding what their kids can and can't do - is so last century.

There's nothing like spending the holidays with a surly know-it-all antibiotic-resistant superbug machine, I tell you. I hosed my kids down with bleach and Cipro when we got home.

A Real Anonyblog Post

It wouldn't be wise to put this on my own weblog, for obvious reasons.

We were out to breakfast with my in-laws over the holidays. We let them pick the place as we wanted to treat them.

In the car my mother-in-law said, "the coffee here is terrible." Hmm, I thought. The other benefits (good food, hopefully) must outweigh the terrible brew.

We were seated and the coffee came. After that buildup I was expecting crummy diner-level coffee but it was quite good. We ordered, the food came, and it was all really tasty. I found myself wishing that we had such an establishment closer to our home.

When we left, my mother-in-law began complaining. The sauce served with her pancakes wasn't to her liking. I asked "Why didn't you ask for something else?" Silence. The pancakes at IHOP are better (the pancakes I had were hands-down the best pancakes I've ever eaten at a restaurant - not thick and rubbery like usual). I said "I guess we should have gone there then."

The reply came back: "Oh no, that place is disgusting."

What can you do? Some people do not want to be happy.

Understanding the Clan

I probably should of named this post something other because I really don't think there really ever can be any "understanding of the Clan". I mean what drives this small group of people to continually over post on this site with the absolute mindless gunk they write?
The Clan as I know them consists of the following individuals;

KodyBear, This guy is the Clan originator and a real idiot.
Indy, Twisted and sick individual who originally met Kodybear on another blog.
Vapor, A pot head who is constantly stoned and has a problem with anybody who does not buy into radical left views.
Mr. Stupid, Dragon Lady's husband and close personal friend of KodyBear. He delivers freight for a living which I am sure he is substantially better at than writing.
Dragon Lady, the one bit of talent in the whole Clan. This lady is sharp witted and quick with a pen. She is also a devoted Clan member and fails to see the fire through the smoke.

This group is continually posting and then commenting on one another's posts or even to their own posts. They do not like any outside opinions that do share their warped perspective because then they will viciously attack you and even delete or edit your post and/or comments!

So,the question is; why do they do it? If anyone (clan members not included) has an idea, post it in the comment section. Because like I said; I really do not think there is ever going to be an "understanding of the clan". Keep in mind these people are supposedly adults, I know it is really hard to believe!

VAPOR THE TERMINATOR

Young Kung-Fu Master Walker and the four fighter wings have fought an epic battle on their approach to the TurdStar. Many Magogo pilots have lost their lives to see that Master Walker was able to skillfully place three Keopeptate enhanced Turdseeking Turdbusters right in the GirlAnus of the TurdStar. Surely this will constipate and cause a great amount of back pressure in the giant bowel that was going to take a shit on the earth. The explosion and ultimate destruction of the TurdStar should be a monumental astrological event.

Having completed the mission successfully Young Kung-fu Master Walker and what is left of the Magogo fighter wings head back to earth. Master Walker knows that INDY THE GREAT will escape destruction. Soon the Turd War will rage on in some other theater of battle. He thinks to the future and what his role might be…………….

INDY THE GREAT

Lord Turdor feels a disturbance in the Fart. He knows that the Vapor and the Kung Fu Master are coming to try to destroy the giant girlanus (pronounced as one word) of the Turdstar. But he waits just a bit longer to launch the giant turd, wanting to see what the Kodybear and the Magogo are going to do. Yes, the Fart is strong with that one.

GOD SPEAKS THROUGH MR. STUPID.

I am tired, I’ve been around forever, I’ve gotten lazy, fat and I don’t care anymore. It’s all a plan I set up 254,563,298,267.3 years ago and I feel a need for change. That fu—ing Pat Robertson says I have been speaking to him…that is a lie, don’t pay any attention to him. As you see, I do not want to violate the rules here at Anonyblog by using foul language that children may see…even though there is almost no one visiting the site anymore. So you may ask why I have chosen Mr. Stupid to channel through and why now.? I will reveal that when the time comes, and yes, it will be in your lifetime. If you end up dieing before I reveal to all, I will tell you as you stand at the gate when I choose if you will go to heaven or hell. It seems as if all who spend time here are set to go to hell. I see little value in most of you. I am interested in the outcome of the “turd wars” but, keep in mind I can end it all instantly. You need to keep me amused! Oh, by the way, I let Saddam in heaven. It’s George W. Bush who is going to hell. Hey- that’s a secret, don’t let him know, even though he already believes it. Ok, I'll speak to you again soon. In the meantime…keep up the good work and as Michael says “DON’T BE STUPID” and don’t piss me off. Later…GOD

Living with the person that molested me

Ok. So, this entire thing hasn't made since to me since...ever. It has been my life for the past five years. Before five years ago, I was 14 years old. I was happy as could be in a naive world where people were decent and everything happens for the best, even if it is tough. I always believed in God and the inner decency of people.

I was raised in a good family where morals where straightforward and the Bible was absolute. When I was fourteen, I had a few "girlfriends." And deep inside of me, as cheesy as it sounds, I knew I wanted to get married one day. I wanted to find someone beautiful someday. Raise a family, have kids...etc.

So, then when I am fifteen years old I become friends with a "trustworthy" church member in his early 20's. One day the guy molests me when we're alone. This is after about knowing him for six months. Due to other shit in my life, I had lost my best friend and this guy had sort of become the closest friend I had....

Ok. Keep in mind I was fifteen. My goal in life was to not have sex until married. I was extremely religious and looked forward to keeping that goal. It was now gone. That was something I could never have back. Again, at this point in my life I understand that shit happens and a lot of people lose their virginity before marriage, but it's usually consensual.

Something else I believed in was forgiveness. If a person was sorry about something then you can and should forgive them. To make a long, painful story short, I forgave him multiple times. By multiple I mean until I was almost 19 years old. Between the age of 15-19, I had sex with only this one person at least 800 times. Almost every day for over three years... I still remember the pain of sodomy.

I cried a lot. Almost everyday. But, I felt like what I was doing was unspeakable, my fault, and should be forgiven because as stupid as it sounds, we were sorry each time, and we would cry often. I felt like he was my friend and needed help.

This is one area where I am confused. I still can't figure out what the hell I was thinking and why I couldn't get away. Why couldn't I help myself. I don't know. I've never been able to understand why it lasted so long.

I couldn't talk to anybody. I lost all my friends. I lost my family. I could no longer talk to them. I could no longer talk to girls. I felt and sometimes feel today like I am a monster (although I am getting better). I completely lost who I was. I became so isolated that I didn't think I would ever fall in love or be loved because of the sick things I did in my life. The beliefs I had as a child and a young teenager were ripped to shit.

Instead I was trapped inside a box where the guy told me I would marry him, and that I was gay because I had sex with him. If I didn't marry him he told me, he would kill himself because he couldn't live without me. I then felt the guilt of killing someone that I cared about. I think that is one of the reasons I didn't leave is because I believed and knew that he loved me and would kill himself if I left.

So then to summarize, at the end of my eighteenth year, my body did what my mind couldn't, it shut down and I literally, or spiritually or physically died. It's hard to describe but after a bad day, I collapsed. I remember I lost control of my body. I was lying on the floor and I wanted to die. Please, please, I wanted to die. Death felt so good, I had been holding on, and holding on for so long. I had been wanting to live, wanted to solve this problem, wanting to save my friend and believing some miracle would save us all. But no, I died instead. For about 20 minutes I laid paralyzed there, and when I finally got up, I no longer, and never have felt again the feeling of deep compassion that I once had for people.

With letting go of that compassion for all people, I let go of the compassion for this guy too. I said to the world: "Fuck you, go ahead and kill yourself. I don't give a shit anymore, just do it." And for the first time, I really, 100% meant it. I could have watched him blow his brains out right there and I would not have been bothered. What I had been through was far worse than a fear of death. I wanted to kill myself so bad.

So... time passes and after that point something changes. There is no more sex. I have an idea that I need to take or myself more than anyone else. I feel strong and able to control the situation better. So things go better, and we need time to help each other to recover because he tells me that it was also very difficult and feels very guilty, etc.

This lasts for about six months. But, after a year I am horny because I am 19 years old. So, I occasionally have him perform oral sex on me. There is no love, there is passion, there is nothing but testosterone. It happens rarely, and sometimes I initiate it. It happens less and less as time goes on, but it is hard to stop sex completely. I know, it sounds sick and I want to fucking vomit just reading what I wrote, but it's the truth.

Any time we have any sexual contact I feel like shit, but I live with the guy, and we are friends and have made a lot of progress through the shit we've been through. We talk about the stuff that happened and promise to never have it happen again. He is a good guy that made a huge mistake. I am sure he hasn't done it with other kids, just me.

I get so damn confused and usually ask myself what the hell I am doing. But, if a person really is sorry and changes for the better, they deserve forgiveness in life? I don't know. I am just confused usually. I live each day. If I think about the reality of my life, I can't face it, so I pretend like it doesn't exist.

No one knows about it, and I don't think anyone ever should. If this story doesn't make any sense and seems illogical, welcome to my world. Even as I write it I don't even feel like I know what the hell is going on.

VAPOR THE TERMINATOR

Young Kung-Fu Master Walker sits and enjoys a meal of pork neckbones boiled with mustard greens and mashed potatoes prepared for him by Jamima. This will be his last meal before he sets off on the mission to destroy the TurdStar. Master Walker and Jamima are talking about the flight plan when thumping sounds can be heard coming from the rooftop.

“That must be them Magogo Pilots I asked Magogo to send over.” Said Jamima. “Magogo said he would send as many as KodyBear would give him.”

“That rocks!” said Master Walker.

Just then Vapor came in and said “1,996 monkeys have just parachuted into the Vaporlaircomplex. I hope this will be enough to pilot the 1,996 CrissCross Winged StarFighters that we have.
Your SuperSecretStarship has been loaded with the weapons that we dicussed. The monkeys are suiting up and should be ready to fly in thirty minutes. Good Luck Master Walker and may the Fart be with you.”

“Thank You Lord Vapor,” said Master Walker. “This will be no problem with four fighter wings consisting of 499 monkeys each, piloting CrissCross Winged StarFighters. I will be able to plug that TurdStar right in the GirlAnus. Making my escape before the shit hits the fan will be the only problem.”

“Do not worry boy, those monkeys will have your back.” Said Vapor. “As always Darth Turdor or INDY as we all know him will make his escape. Most likely in his Advanced x1 TurdFarter StarFighter that he designed himself.”

Jamima gives Master Walker a big hug and wishes him well. Master Walker heads for the launch pad and climbs aboard his StarShip. The 1,996 monkeys fire up their StarFighters and they all take off followed by Master Walker. The launching of this many StarCraft is an incredible sight for Vapor and Jamima. They hope to see their Young Kung-Fu Master Walker back home soon.

MSNNBC

Anyone seen any of the MSNBC Sexual predator series? To me this is clearly entrapment. Our wonderful governing police force has gone too far here. Our rights as citizens are diminishing on a daily basis. These scumbags,if you will, need to be caught in the act or after the fact. They should at least wait until the guy has got his dick out. It disgusts me. Entrapment by some slick talking federal agent posing as an underage girl = too much government/police intervention into our daily lives. I don't care if you have kids or not. Example: I was in Cuba a few years ago. The teenaged/uderaged prostitutes beckoned me from the street every night. My hotel would charge me ten dollars to have them up to my room. I'm sure the price for the sex act would have been cheap. I didn't do it but I'm a man. I wanted to and felt that I should be adventurous and take the challenge. But I didn't. I regret that to some small degree. You see it's accepted there. Everybody needs to make a living. Twenty bucks will buy enough chicken to feed a family for a few weeks there. Just like drunk driving. There you can drive just as drunk as you want---until you hurt somebody---then your fucked. And the signs say "You may walk these streets in peace." Damn straight! Fuck Federal infringement on the rights of the individual!

SADDAM

It saddened me to watch the video of Saddam's execution. If you want to see it I won't insult your computer skills by giving you the link.I thought Saddam went to the rope with great dignity seeing as how he was left in the hands of a bunch of murderous bastards with a completely unprofessional attitude regarding their given task. I for one think that he should not have been executed. He should have been incarcerated and interviewed a couple of times a year. Broke the mold didn't he? He also had quite a good sense of humor. The world still had something to learn from this man. Now look at the people he's said to have killed. Who gives a fuck? As usual we stick our nose too deep where it doesn't belong. I don't think we will be proud of the Iraq that we have helped "rebuild".

KODYBEAR

His Esteemed Arch Excellency Eminence Kody R Bear sat with Magogo the Singing Dancing Macarena Monkey on a large couch made of compressed one hundred dollar bills. In fact all of the furniture in the Kody Kartel mansion and even the floors and interior walls were made of compressed one hundred dollar bills. They peered into the laptop which sat on a long coffee table and assessed the damage to Ricky Finklestein's trailer. They saw a circular wall of government cheese overflowing with the Earth Anus colostomy. The only evidence of the trailer was the still exposed rusted television antenna.

"See here Magogo that was one hundred percent!", the Kody squealed in delight. "If you will look closely at this trailer you will see that it is completely buggered!"

'He probably down in der somewhere tryin to see if de delete key on his keyboard still work. Yo wants me to send a squad of de Militant Monkeys to finish him off?"

"That's a big negatory Magogo. We must launch an attack against--------

There was a knock at the door and one of the Militant Monkeys ushered Dr. Warren Westphall into the room.

"Dr. Westphyn! How good to see you. I hope this is not about that dreadful incident in Bogota a few nights ago. Magogo was incapacitated and I,uh, I couldn't---Oh never mind. Magogo! Be a good old Monkey and take our picture. You know how I love pictures. You know Dr. Wesphyn was a key player in my ascendancy to power. Now what brings you here Doctor? Hmm?"

"Your Excellency Indy the Great has abandoned the Turd Cave. It seems that he is in space."

"I beg your pardon."

"He is in space commanding an exact replica of the death star"

"Come again."

"He calls it the Turd Star."

"Yes Yes, I'm sure he does and this is a threat to me how?"

"It is a threat to the entire planet Your Eminence. I recommend that you do not expend your military might on the Turd Cave at this time. Might I suggest that you offer Lord Vapor the use of the Macarena Monkey B-29 pilots. It may be our only chance."

"Very well then. Dammit! This happens every time! All I wanted was to be left alone and to spend a little time spewing vile toxins in South America. The stress of this job is absolutely killing me! Send the Monkey pilots Magogo. Make sure the stupid buggers don't get lost. Use the GPS so we can keep track of them. Damn! Just where do you two think your going? Hmm? Did you here me say dismissed? I want you two turds to figure out why nobody is posting anything here. Surely somebody must have something to say. Surely somebody out there needs my advice on some matter of the heart. I really want to reach out to these poor lonely souls and guide them into a spiritual way of life. Dismissed!"

"Just one question Your Excellency"

"Yes Westphyn,what is it?"

"Did you really eat Emma Watson's girlturds"

"Don't be ridiculous Doctor. They didn't even spell my name right. I always capitalize every letter of my name. Oh and Westphall,one more thing. Purchase a submarine. A big one. The largest you can find.

"Of course Your Arch Eminence"

Kody Klan Unites

Rare meeting of Kody Klan members make plans to disable post deleter's computer a success.

New name for this pathetic blog

The new name for this patheitic blog is "Insane ramblings of a pathetic dumbass".......Whoever posts on here and comments on his own post is a queer!!! No one else has visited this site for weeks!!

INDY THE GREAT

Here is a film of Kodybear's reaction when learning of the existence of the Turdstar.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wtbZ2DPsCE

Kodybear

I ate Emma Watson's girlfaeces (pronounced as one word).

VAPOR THE TERMINATOR

Young Kung-Fu Master Walker is making his morning report to High Chancellor Vapor.

“Sir”

“Yes” replies Vapor.

“There seems to be a great disturbance in a trailer park in Kentucky. It is a giant POO-CHEESE-WELFARE CHECK mess. The Earth Anus seems to be under control. I have detected a large contact on the Vaporadar and I think you should take a look.”

Vapor goes to have a look at the large contact on the Vaporadar. “My God boy!” exclaimed Vapor, “That is the TurdStar. We must take action immediately. Load the Super Secret Starship with all of the Turd Seeking Turd Busters that it will hold. Fill these Turd Busters with Keopeptate. We will constipate the TurdStar and then blow it to Kingdome Come.”

“Yes Sir Vapor” said Young Master Walker.

“Just one more thing Master Walker.” Said Vapor

“Yes Vapor” said Master Walker.

“You will be flying this mission. Have Jamima pack you some vittles. You know that you must hit the TurdStar right in the girlanus. It will look like a giant starfish. Aim for that sphincter center and jam that hole up. The world is counting on you and if this does not work we will have to retreat to my home planet of Fumoria Puffwalla.” Said Vapor in a serious tone.

“I am on it Lord Vapor” said Young Kung-Fu Master Walker “I will not let you down.”

Much like Luke Skywalker, Master Walker has the ability to destroy the TurdStar. He has inherited the skills to pilot any starship in the universe and will certainly have no problem completing this important mission.

INDY THE GREAT

Indy the Great is bathing in a giant vat of teenage girlturds (pronounced as one word) when Halifax enters the room. Halifax the Bi-Curious Necromancer and Manservant vomits explosively for five minutes, puts on a hazardous materials suit, then enters.

Ugh. Lord Indy?

Yes, yes? What do you want? I am bathing?

So I smell. It seems, Lord, that the Kodybear and the Magogo have foiled our plan.

WHAT? How?

They have given the earth a colostomy and rerouted the Taco-Bell-Shit (pronounced as one word) to Ricky Finklestein's trailer.

Hmm. You know, even I have to admit, that is ingenious. How can I fight against so brilliant a plan? I say, on just this one issue, that we join forces with the Kodybear and keep force-feeding (pronounced as one word) Taco-Bell (pronounced as one word) to Mother Gaia. By the way, how are our Taco-Bell (pronounced as one word) stocks doing?

We have netted 190 trillion dollars, Master.

Wonderful!

But, the Kodybear and the Magogo have been training monkey warriors, and they are coming to reclaim the TurdKave. Apparently, they have kannons filled with muriatic acid to dissolve bone.

Curses! We are foiled! The only option is to abandon the TurdKave and retreat to the Turdstar. Are the girlturd spaceships ready?

Ready.

Then leave the skeleta here to fight against the bear and the monkey. Maybe they will at least kill a few million Magogoi (correct Greek plural). Until then, are my Afrikan negroidal slaves standing ready on the Turdstar?

Yes, Master.

Then what are we waiting for?

In the dead of the night, a sparkle of light emits from the TurdKave. A spaceship, made of girlturds (pronounced as one word) and shaped like a turd, shoots out. Several hours later, it reaches the Turdstar - an exact replica of Darth Vader's Deathstar. But where the giant hole for the laser gun was, there is a giant girlanus (pronounced as one word). Inside is a giant turd, 4 times bigger than earth itself. INDY THE GREAT sets himself up in the captain-chair (pronounced as one word), and the Turdstar becomes fully functional.

Shall we blast the bear, the monkey, and the Vapor?

Not yet, Halifax. Not yet. First, I want to kidnap the monkey. Send in Resurrected Manservant Leroy Cleophus Washington. He is now undead, so he cannot be killed. I want him to kidnap the Magogo.

Yes, Lord.

INDY THE GREAT puts on a Darth Turdor mask and begins to breath heavily like Darth Vader. He begins his turd training in The Fart, his version of The Force, and waits to see what unfold in the Great Battle of the Turdkave (all pronounced as one word).

KODYBEAR

The KodyBear sat on a huge pile of one hundred dollar bills in the great room of the Kartel Komplex. He saw Magogo move by an open doorway.

"Hey! What are you doing Magogo? Is the Militant Macarena Monkey Militia trained in the use of the AK-47's?"

"Yes Yo Eminence. Dey real good too.

"Good. Now we have an urgent problem. The Macarena Monkey Task Force has informed me that we are sitting on the anus of the Earth and that the Arch Nemesis will cause the Earth Anus to take a giant shit upon us."

"So dat what dat big steaming hole is over by de Kokaine factory. It stink real bad too Yo Excellency. What we gwine to do?"

"Here's the plan. I was going to give you this for your birthday but we need it now. Go to the big warehouse. There you will find a giant tablespoon. It has the capacity of Lake Michigan and it's handle is three miles long so that it may dissipate a great amount of heat. I want you to supervise the cooking of the worlds largest crack rock. When you are done we shall stuff it into the Earth Anus effectively numbing the Earth sphincter muscle. Now here's the good part. I have sent one hundred million walking KodyBears armed with chainsaws into the Earth Anus. They are digging a new channel effectively giving the Earth a colostomy.

Yo shaw nuff is brilliant Yo Excellency! Where de Earth feces goin to go? Back to Indy the Great?"

"No!", the Kody Squealed. "Right hear", he said jabbing at his laptop screen. "Eastern Kentucky! This is the trailer park where He Who Has Spoken With Michael lives! The task force has informed me that He Who Has Spoken With Michael has erected a huge wall of government cheese,reinforced with wellfare checks, around his trailer but it will never withstand the the eruption of the Earth Anus Colostomy! He will be litterally covered in Earth Taco Bell been burrito feces!"

"Damn Yo Eminence! Yo is de cat's ass!"

"Yes of course. Now start cooking. Keep the Monkeys training. I want them in full battle gear!

"Yes Yo Eminence"

His Excellency once again dozed off to sleep. When he awoke Magogo informed him that the Earth Anus Crack Rock had been rolled into the Earth Anus and that one million Macarena Monkeys were jumping up and down on top of it,while singing the Macarena,in an effort to firmly seat it.

"Excellent" said KodyBear.

VAPOR THE TERMINATOR

Superhero Master Chef Vapor the Terminator is standing in front of his commercial restaurant style eight burner cook top with gas fired open grill and double oven. Vapor is stirring a large pot of chitterlings(2 sling of course). Jamima is stirring a bowl of cornbread batter and Young Kung- Fu Master Walker is at the sink cleaning Collard greens. Black-eyed peas with peppered pork jowl are simmering on one of the back burners. The aroma of these foods cooking is overwhelming and neighbors from miles around have called and asked what is going on at the Vaporcomplex.

You see people, when chitterlings are being cooked the smell is indescribable. Just take a drive, with your doors locked, through nigger-town on a Sunday and you will smell what I am talking about. Until Vapor had come to planet Earth he had never heard of such things. On his home planet, Fumoria Puffwalla, food items were much different. Jamima had introduced cooking of the hog intestines to Vapor and Master Walker. Vapor had no idea what he was eating and Jamima thought this was quite funny.

Master Chef Vapor has sent Master Walker to the pantry to get some Pickled Pig Knucks for an appetizer. While he is retrieving the Knucks he hears an alert from the Vaporlair and he investigates. He gets into the Vaporlair and notices that the Vapor-Richter-Meter is going crazy. Also the listening device placed at the TurdKaveKomplex has been activated. Master Walker knows that Lord Vapor is trying to take a break from the Turdwar. He wonders if he should tell him what he has discovered.

“Where are those Pickled Pig Knucks boy?! Vapor says in a loud voice.

“I’ve got them Vapor.” Answered Young Walker as he opened the jar of Knucks. “I guess that I had better tell you what I heard in the Vaporlair.”

“Well, what is it then?” Asks Vapor while sucking on a Pig Knuck.

“Sir, the listening device at the Turdkave Komplex has intercepted a conversation with INDY THE GREAT and Halifax. It seems as though they have Fed the Earth Mouth Millions of tons of Taco Bell in hopes of stirring up a mean case of the squirts. If this happens the Earth Anus will explode putting us all in danger. Furthermore, the Vapor-Richter-Meter is going crazy, Sir.” Explains Master Walker.

“This is not good.” Answers Lord Vapor, “All that we can do is hope that His Esteemed Excellency Kody R. Bear can handle this threat to the Earth. If he needs our help he will call on us.”

“It’s Chitlin’ time!!!” Yells Jamima. “Come and get it, Y’all!!”

“Time to eat.” Says Vapor.