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I Hate Stupid People

I hate stupid people because no matter how hard I try to get away from them, my life is always turned upside down. In my current case, I have never even met most of the stupid people that are fucking me over!

My landlord's in-laws are the idiots in question. Well them and her husband. (I have met her husband though. He is a very big idiot as well.) Anyways, her husband has a masonry business and he was stupid enough to let his family put the business in his name and handle the finances. WELL, his parents are also gamblers. They took money out of the company instead of paying the taxes to pay for their own cars, insurance, gambling debt etc. ANYTHING they wanted they stole the money from the company that is in my landlord's husband's name. So now the IRS is ALL over them. And now because of stupid people, my landlord might need to move out of her current house and take back MY APARTMENT!!!!!!! (Nothing is for sure yet, but she just informed me tonight it is a very real possibility.)

I swear, my life isn't in my own hands. Has anybody seen the movie "Stranger Than Fiction"??? If not, rent it. That's how I feel. In the part where the professor tells him to sit in his apartment and do nothing and if something happens then his life is not in his hands.....ya thats me. My life is not controlled by me. Unfortunately, my life currently happens to be controlled by stupid people.

-JJ-

is this worth it?

Don't miss the Blue Moon this month. This rare event only occurs about 40 times per century. Be sure to see it if you can. The reflection of the Sun off of the Moon will make your soul shine.

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Peace,
Master Chef Vapor

INDY THE GREAT

Do not retire, Kodybear! I have merely been busy at work! I shall post soon!

Mark, My Brother in the Spirit,

Thank you for your kind words.
Here are some thoughts for you.

You are the Will of God. Do not accept anything else as your will, or you are denying what you are. Deny this and you will attack, believing you have been attacked. But see the love of God in you, and you will see it everywhere because it is everywhere. See his abundance in everyone, and you will know that you are in him with them. They are part of you, as you are part of God. You are as lonely without understanding this as God himself is lonely when his sons do not know him. The peace of God is understanding this. There is only one way out of the world's thinking, just as there was only one way into it. Understand totally by understanding totality.

Peace,
Master Chef Vapor

Invent me some fire....

I am currently in a long term relationship with a man I utterly adore and love dearly. We've been together for three years and I would like to think everything is fine... But it obviously is not, otherwise he wouldn't have cheated on me. But honestly-- that sounds much worse than it really is. I was more upset that he didn't come clean about it-- and that my friend didn't tell me what happened between the two of them than I am upset that he kissed and groped another woman-- its not like they had sex. Which I am quite certain has not happened, but there has been much tension between them in the past. She's always saying how starved for sex she is, when the three of us are hanging out-- and then I see the kinds of looks she gives my boyfriend and the body language-- and I guess I saw it coming, but I didn't think I needed to awknowledge the possible situation that could come up-- time and time again she assured me nothing would ever happen between them because it would ruin our friendship. However, her actions are screaming over her words, and they end up falling upon deaf ears. I have forgiven both of them since the incidence-- her and I no longer talk. Its been about two weeks and I haven't heard from her at all-- I usually heard from her often. I suppose its because she is ashamed, embarrassed... or thinks I am still angry at her. And I partially am still angry at both of them-- I think more for being selfish with it and keeping me out of the loop.

I'm very frustrated. Sexually frustrated-- its not that he can't please me, because he can, and he's so good at giving it to me... but there is barely any fire.... I'm always there-- sober, awake, alive, just sitting there, enjoying the physical sex but wanting to be wrapped in the emotion of sex as well.... I just masturbated and I'm still wanting more-- and I feel like I want this raw, tearing, passionate firey sex-- emotional and gripping and stunning-- that makes me feel like I'm falling from a building-- excitement, wonder, fear--- I just want some FIRE! I want it to feel forbidden--

and this feeling does feel forbidden.... I'm lusting after an ex. I feel so bad for it, too, so horrible for wanting him and wanting to feel his breath on my skin the way it did when we used to be together... and although I do not love him like I used to nor do I feel the need for a relationship with him-- I just want the animal in him I fell so hard for.... I don't feel that with my current boyfriend... I feel love and security with him.... but.... this really is hard.

I'm terrible for feeling this way about another man when I am so in love with the one I have now.

We're supposed to move in together in a few months. Something has to change--- I can't feel all pent up like this for much longer....

Lets sing!!

Happy Birthday to me,
Happy Birthday to me.
Happy Birthday to JJ,
Happy Birthday to me.

20 at last!!! This is lame, lets start the REAL countdown.......

Only 365 days till I can LEGALLY drink.....YAY!!!!!!!!!!

THE REAL KLAN

War Lord Kody R Bear and Sir Magogo the Singing Dancing Pornographic Monkey, now faced with retirement, were locked in heated discussion regarding their possibilities as productive Internet entities.

"Social Networking! Social Networking! That's where our future lies Magogo!", squealed the aging BearTurd God. "It is absolutely imperative that we make our presence known on every single site of this nature! I want us on every single public forum! Babies on Line! Dogster! Catster! You need to get your own YouTube as well. Is that too much to ask? Do you think you can pull yourself away from your MySpace whores long enough to do that? We must diversify! Do I make myself clear?."

"Jesus.", Magogo sighed. "Calm down Yo Radiance. All dat screamin and yellin gibben me de willies. Yo always wants to duz eberyting at once all of de time. I says we take over MySpace, Facebook and Friendster in dat order. Den we's gwine to take over MSN, AOL, and Yahoo. Den when we really hassom power we takes over Google and we just dumps all de trash here.

"Well you certainly talk a good good Magogo. You are evil and despicable if nothing else. But then you sit around all day inviting porn stars to be your friends. Yess? Hmm? Just how does this benefit the Klan?"

"I ain't sure Yo Eminence but I know dat it help. I gots mo friends dan Yo duz", Magogo proudly retorted.

"Oh stop it! And by the way, where is that little bastard Dooky? Why hasn't he constructed his site yet?", lamented the Bear.

"Oh, he drunk again Yo Excellency. But I puts him right on it when he sober up."

"Very well then. Let's go bowling. What?"

Yes Yo Heinous. I calls de Limo now."

The Devil (Satan)

Did you know that the Devil didn't exist in the OT? Seriously enough he was not around. The term has been misused and thus twisted by the Church to reign people in and use fear to make people believe. Devil or Satan in the Bible is a verb. A description of a person, not a actual person himself. So when people say the Devil made me do it I often think, yeah that's right, you made yourself do it. There's no outside force persuading you to do bad things. It's all on you! But God forbid anyone take any responsibility for their actions!

Yet another reason I hate organized religion. Misuse of terms to manipulate what scripture means and control people. It's sad. And it's not limited to just one religion. They all do it.

What's more sad is people are too ignorant to realize what's happening. They're too lazy to learn for themselves. They blindly follow people and don't even bother to find out for themselves.

The Real Mr Smart Guy!!

We tracked you down, dude.

Mr. Smart guy says..........

Perhaps Mr. Vapor will listen to those who truly know what is right. This stems from those who have lived their lives and left their words of wisdom for us to learn from.

The way of a fool is right in his own eyes, But a wise man is he who listens to counsel. Proverbs 12:15

Mr. Vapor, I say once again; “ones personal feelings does not dictate proper use of the written word”. The word is “Christian” sir!

Now as to the rest of you who follow Mr. Vapor in your imbecilic and weary ways, I suggest you try to ruminate upon this subject matter and see if you do not see the reality for which it is! Perhaps the awakening you may experience will cause you to discharge your tail from your mouth and turn in a different direction.

Alas, change is coming!

Tooth Fairy says...

Mr Smart Guy, you have it all wrong. When writing for complete fuckwits (aka readers of this site) one has to write in short concise sentences that do not contain words with too many syllables. For example:

1. The KKK is a CHRISTIAN group. Period. Now shut your food hole.
2. Jesus Christ is the son of God, and is the only lucky bastard (yes, he’s a bastard becos his Earthly daddy – Joseph – did not fuck his mommy – Mary – in order that he was begat, or so the story goes) to rise from the dead. Shut up Vapor, you twit.
3. Neo-thingumy religion is a pile of crusty old camel vaginas. I know this because I am an ORACLE!
4. The picture in the post dated May 21 really IS Vapor. (No, I’m just shitting you, it’s not. Haha, fooled you!)
5. The entity that labels itself N should really stop calling people “fucking idiots” lest it have the desire to be so-labelled.
6. This is example sentence number 7. FOOLED YOU AGAIN! God you’re brains are full of tiger turds (Go on spell checker – point out the bleeding obvious again).
7. Mr Smart Guy is a KKK knight, that’s how he knows so much about it.
8. The post deleter is a fucking legend. Again, I’m kidding: he’s a fucking idiot (see 5).
9. Too much masturbation will make you go blind. I know this because I read it on the Internet and besides they knew about this YEARS ago.
10. Where’s her Lady Dragonship these days? I could do with a good fight again.

See? These are just some example sentences. None of them except 2 are longer than two lines. To the point, clear, concise and leaves the reader with no doubt in their mind as to what you are actually getting at. So, no more of this shilly shally, if, but, and, flim flam twisting of words!

Vapor, my dear brother in Christ

I want to let you know that I am praying for you and that if you ask forgiveness from the Lord Jesus Christ, whom I have accepted as my own personal Saviour (by His Holy Blood I am healed! Praise the Lord!) I know that He will forgive you for all your sins, TODAY! Bring Jesus into your life, Vapor. Come to the Father, accept His divine Love and you will be saved!!! He will hold your hand and guide you from the darkness. He will wash away your sin. The vile guts of Satan shall not be poured upon your head and blahdy blahdy blah, shitcakes and fuckwitted sentiment etc etc. The cunt of Jezebel will not sully your damned eyes!!!!! Jesus (and my mom) loves you Vapor. God will forgive you if you repent from your ways and acknowledge his love (and polish his knob every Thursday). In the name of the Banana, the Bun and Whole-wheat Porridge Amen. Please let me offer you my Christian brotherly love and my own forgiveness (or Lucifer will shit in you fish tanks and his little devils will keep you awake at night by singing "This is the song that never ends" to you! Muahaha!!!). I know that Jesus loves you.

With much love (and anal fisting), your brother in the Lord Jesus,
Mark

MASTER CHEF VAPOR SAYS

Mr. Smart Guy has made a poor attempt to regain credibility which he has lost. Within his attempt Mr. Smart Guy has stated that those who do not meet his standards of christian values are not able to consider themselves such. It seems to me that when using this logic one must exclude countless numbers of individuals and organizations who consider and identify themselves as christians from actually being christians. Let's look at a couple of examples, shall we?

First, let's exclude our fearless leader, the President of the United States, Mr. George Bush. This man conducts himself outside of christian values every day of his life. He lies, cheats, steals and commits murder every day. This surely, according to Mr. Smart Guy, excludes him and his administration including all of his supporters from considering and calling themselves christians. Unfortunately, this would have to include all service people who kill other humans. This is definitely contrary to christian values.

Let's look at Jerry Falwell's group, The Moral Majority and The Christian Coalition. These groups and all of their followers and supporters are extremely intolerant of freedom of choice. We all know what subjects which they disagree. Two would be, a womans right to choose and sexual orientation. This, of course, is only two of many other extreme right wing opinions these people possess. Again, this surely, using Mr. Smart Guy's logic, will exclude The Moral Majority and all of it's affiliates from considering and calling themselves christians.

Many other examples can be made but I do not have time to do this as I must get back to making my second billion being an Ebay sales expert.

Let me conclude my entry by stating that those of us who are in touch with reality can determine what is right and wrong, left or right. We may also take note that Mr. Smart Guy does not like to be wrong. However, this time Mr. Smart Guy is way off base. This has to be embarrassing as he presents himself to be quite intelligent and has, in the past, written some "spot on" entries. In addition, take notice that Mr. Smart Guy did not address whether the Ku Klux Klan is a political entity. He obviously did some research and found that his earlier statements on this issue were wrong. I think it is quite clear who the imbecile is in this circumstance.

Thank You,

Master Chef Vapor

Mr. Smart Guy Says...

Obviously when speaking to imbeciles one must remember to keep all topics at that specific level. Therefore I will apologize for not abiding by this rule when I posted my comment regarding the KKK and the “fact” that it is not a Christian organization. Now I find that I actually have to put more time into his subject just to pacify those that are attempting to rejoice in their newfound KKK knowledge even though it is flawed.

The KKK claims of being a Christian group is as unsound as your parading of this post you made stating that the KKK is a Christian group. The KKK is not a Christian group! Their organization may state they are Christian however; I also may state I can jump higher than a semi trailer. Their use of the word “Christian” and my use of the word “higher” are really what need to be defined. Now, most people would know that yes I can jump higher than a semi trailer as the semi trailer simply can or does not jump. The KKK’s claim as to being a Christian organization goes to this in the same manner. Most people know what Christian beliefs and values are and would also know that the KKK’s would not fit that description no matter what their “official” claim says. Unless those people are here at Anonyblog and do not grasp reality for which it is.

Now I shall take my leave of you as I have further and far more rewarding items to pursue. One of which is making millions of dollars selling Watkins products. I know this is true as I read it on the Internet!

This time I really found him

The Victorians had it all figured out

Check out this Christian Sex Manual from 1894.

Speaking of the KKK

Check out this no-talent ass clown and insane idiot.

*******BREAKING NEWS!*******

Today, at a crowded press conference in Paris, the President of Kody Bear Enterprises, Kody R Bear, accompanied by the Vice President, Magogo the Singing Dancing Macarena Monkey, announced the opening of two new websites. In a magnanimous gesture of generosity on the part of the Klan visitors will be able to view all image-likenesses of the Bear and Monkey in the near future. His Excellency also announced the end of the Great Turd War but said that he would continue promoting the Klan through world travel and Internet presence. Parisians of all ages gathered at this event to worship the Bear and ritualistically suck the blood out of deer heads with His Excellency leading the ceremony. Vice president Magogo gave a short speech inviting people to his web site and suggested that the Anti-Klan and their supporters were welcome to deposit hate mail on either site. The Kody then suggested that everyone in the Anonyblog community 'MySpace-up" as the Macarena Monkey Task Force has found that MySpace ULR's such as "Mr. Smart Guy" and "Ricky Finklestein" remain available. His Excellency proclaimed that, "only in this way can we all really begin to hate each other."

Towards end the conference Magogo the Singing Dancing Macarena Monkey activated his original sound card and sang and danced the Mavarena for a stunned crowd. Pandemonium ensued and this reporter was only able to get this one picture prior to being trampled by the crowd.

You may visit the His Esteemed Excellency Kody R Bear and Magogo the Singing Dancing Macarena Monkey at their personal sites.

www.myspace.com/kodygbear

and

www.myspace.com/magogomagogo

All spam will be treated as such

All hate mail will be answered

All Klan applications will be fairly reviewed

Why Vapor is so full of shit his eyes are brown

- He accuses all who dare to offer opinions which oppose his own (which he holds most sacred) of having “All Knowing Oracle syndrome”. He thinks he’s extremely clever for coming up with what he fancies is a wonderfully biting and sarcastic quip. This is a perfect example, however, of quite a dirty old pot calling the kettle black.

- He has EVERYTHING figured out. Religion, politics, you name it. Don’t dare argue with him, you’ll only get told that you’ve opened your mouth and inserted your foot (his other favorite wisecrack) because, folks, Master Chef “The Omniscient” Vapor is RIGHT about EVERYTHING. Don’t forget it!

- When he thinks he’s “won the argument”, he will very proudly inform you that your ass has been handed to you on a plate [1] – whatever the fuck that means.

- He is very subtly disrespectful of females and gets all defensive when accused of being what he is, essentially, a dirty old bastard.

- He doesn’t suffer fools. Well, actually, such people are the greatest fools of all.

- He is the world’s greatest dad and God’s gift to women. Oops, did I mention God? I’d better not say that again, or at least not capitalize the first letter, since Vapor will no doubt come down on me like a ton of bricks with his sledgehammer rhetoric.

- While we’re on religion, avoid a stupid (and frankly, boring) argument: Don’t dare wish anyone happy Christmas or Easter or anything to do with that sort of ridiculous nonsense, at least not around Mr KnowItAll, because he doesn’t practice such things and doesn’t want to be upset by other people who do.

- When the chips are down he can come over as being all sensitive and caring. Don’t be fooled. He doesn’t actually give a shit.

[1] Yes, just a crappy old plate, not even a silver platter.

im in a mess - very confusing and long story!!

this is all very confusing so ill start from the beginning

my first love rich: I met him about 4 years ago now and it was difficult for us to see each other because we lived so far apart and i only got to see him once every few months but we had a sort of understanding that we were 'together' in a way. Things happened and i was left feeling unwanted and unsure if he loved me as much as i loved him as he never seemed to make the effort to come to visit me - it was always me going to see him. i would send him presents and i would never get the presents he said he had sent me and he made excuses as to why they hadnt arrived.. if i confronted him about feeling like this he'd say i was imaginging it and that he loved me.. but when we did get to spend time together everything was so different and perfect, he made me feel so loved and i forgot about all the problems we had while we were apart. I decided to move away from home go to a university close to where rich stayed so i would be able to see him more regularly and i thought things would be great from then on.. thats when i met my current bf just after i had made the decision to move and rich found out about him and was angry and upset but me and rich had never been an official item so it all blew over quite quickly and he started seeing someone else (which didnt last long) and we soon became friends again

i met my current boyfriend just over a year ago i love him and he treats me very well.. initially i didnt see us being together for very long as i was due to be moving down next to rich 6 months after we had met so i tried to break off the relationship a few times before i moved but somehow he always won me back.. things hav been going pretty well since then i know that he loves me, but i never felt quite as strongly about him as i did with rich. But then my bf doesnt make me feel bad when he's not around and makes the effort to come see me and pays for me to come home when he cant come to see me. but just recently iv found myself attracted to other guys not that anything came of it but the thought was there which was confusing.. i dont know if its the distance thats making me feel lonely or what. i didnt know whether to break up with my bf or stick it out and work through it because so much of my life revolves around him now and i dont know what i would do without him. (everyone says me and my bf are a great couple and how good we are together.)

then just a few days ago rich came back from the army and we met up for some drinks to catch up on old times n see how things were and he told me he still loved me, n that he was angry n upset that i had started seeing my boyfriend but he could never stop thinking about me and that the girl he went out with after me didnt comparre and that he doesnt think anyone could replace me. and that when we were out for drinks it felt like i was his girlfriend again and he was so happy. we ended up kissing and everything he was saying reminded me of how i had been feeling since i stopped seeing him. but Now that he is in the army for 4 years- i wouldnt get to see him and he is going to afganistan for 6 months but he thinks we could make it work if we were to get together.

im not so sure if i did go out with rich that he would treat me the way he used to or if he would make the effort to see me.. but when we were together a few days ago it was like it used to be we get on very very well and have alot in common. our humour is the same and our personality and we hav the same interests and opinions on almost everything but i dont want to leave a loving guy to go back to one who i get the feeling could only be using me.

i havent told my boyfriend about the kiss but i have told him im feeling confused about our relationship and that rich had come back to see me and it was making me think about things. i suggested we go on a break but he doesnt want to and is terrified of losing me. and i dont want to hurt him

i dont know what to do. theres something about rich that makes me really drawn to him although he caused me alot of heartache and i love my bf but i dont know if i love him more than i loved rich. i always thought rich was the one. and now rich wants me back and i told him i may be splitting with my bf but now im having 2nd thoughts and i dont know if thats the right decision to make. any help? ne one??

I HATE......

.......being a girl due to the infections. Do not read on if you are squeamish.

Ugh. Of course. It seems everything I love brings on yeast infections. Sex. Apparently that makes it worse. Oral sex. Of course I get a wonderful boyfriend who will do it for hours if I let him and supposedly that brings it on too. (I don't see how but thats what I have been reading) Bread. Its like pure yeast. Baths. I love them, but I guess that brings 'em on too. Sugar. Thats the yeast's food. Of course I love sugar. Juice. I can't even begin to describe my love of juice, but that is supposed to be worse than table sugar because of the concentrated fructose. I think my body has it out for me. My body wants me to be miserable. I'm reading up on this whole thing and what I'm finding is you're supposed to drink a ton of cranberry juice, eat a ton of yogurt, like NO sugar, take showers pretty much exclusively, and basically never have a life or do anything or eat anything I enjoy. Not to mention I have this disease that makes me even more prone to these stupid infections. (thanks mom!) Fuck this.

MR. SMART GUY, YOU NEED TO TAKE A GOOD LONG LOOK AT THIS

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Go Jerry!

Yeah, that's right. Homosexuality is moral perversion. It's a violation of the laws of nature as well as the laws of God. The gays and lesbians are to blame for 9/11 - it's a plain as day!

Go Jerry!

flar flar flar ... flar flar flar flar flar flar flar

Yawn yawn, boring boring. Give me Peter Rabbit any day ... And what the fuck is Neo-Paganism anyway? Superstition re-imagined? New Witchcraft? (no guys, this time it's really TRUE!) ... Wicca II? What's next Ultra-Neo-Poly-Multi-Theismism Squared?

I keep getting screwed over, over and over again in the ass.

Jerry Falwell is Dead!!!

Feels like spring is here!

KODYBEAR

"Goddammit Magogo! Wake up!", screeched His Excellency Kody R Bear. "We've got Boku movement in what is now sector eight!"

"Holy Bear shit Yo Eminence! Weeze dun been asleep fo a week now! Weeza gotsta get gwine O dey might tink we has gotten bored O sumfin!", replied the excited ape.

"Absolutamente my dear boy! Fire up that laptop and launch us into cyber space! Lay in a course for the Catacombs!", commanded His Excellency.

"But Yo Eminence we ain't gwine to have de Catacomb image-likenesses until tomorrow!"

"Jeeze Magogo! Use the fucking Election Poster then! If we don't post something they'll think we have become complacent! Remember we are under contract here!", screamed the Kody.

"Here. Yo duz it Yo Benevolence. I gosta go to de bathroom!", whimpered the static ape.

"Damned if I can do it you moron! You're the one with the opposable thumbs! Now open that laptop and lets get a move on!"

The Bear always enjoyed the trip through cyber space to Anonyblog. It was kind of like a Sunday drive to the dump. He felt dizzy. Magogo careened before him, a string of binary code flowing from his monkey asshole. The Kody would often dance on the numeric string trying to only place his feet only on the zeros, humming a Van Halen tune as he followed the hapless ape. He glanced to his left and saw a mongoloid looking woman going in the opposite direction with a box of crayons, a coloring book decorated with Bears and Monkeys and a wooden peg stuck in her ass.

"Hey Magogo! Wasn't that Lindsey?, yelled the Bear. I must be loosing it, he thought. In his dream state he next thought he saw the GPR(ex) floating by.

"Magogo! Slow down! Wasn't that the GPR?", cried the Bear."Oh! Look! There's Miss N!"

"The who? Who de GPR Yo Eminence?", said Magogo.

Suddenly he slipped but managed to hook his Bear paw in one of the zeros, his weight stretching it into an oval, almost to the breaking point. Then suddenly there was silence. They were in the sterile environment of the Entries section.

"Damn! That was a rough one Magogo! Did you get the election poster?", panted the Bear.

"Of course Yo Heinous."

"Good. Post it. Then get us to some vantage point where we can safely observe all of this horrible destruction we have caused."

"Yes Yo Eminence. I knows a great place where we can see all of de stinking Klan garbage dump. We can sees de rats when dey a commin!"

I love this clip!

Selfish

You're so very selfish.

You can't blame this on me.

I'm not going to tell you its okay, because it certainly is NOT. I suppose I'm on my own now-- if I can't talk to you, WHO THEN?

I can't talk to my best friend-- you are the one,
I can't talk to my boyfriend-- you are the one...
I can't talk to the only other person in the world who I trust, THE CLOSEST, the one who means the most out of everyone in the whole world--- you are the one.

So what am I left to do? Is this some twisted payback?

Who the fuck am I supposed to lean on now? Where am I supposed to go?

I bought this place for US!! I can't do it here on my own...

You're going to miss me. I can't let this just go-- as much as I just want to lick my wounds and move on because I care more about you and I do about myself-- I can't let you do this to me and get away with it.

I think I feel more anger than anything else right now. I didn't think I could feel like this again.

Yep, I guess it is payback.

"This will not be over quickly.
You will not enjoy this.
I am not your queen."

-300

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An incredible experience

I just returned from my neighbors home! His wife called me as she thought I could help, I am a EMT and her husband was in trouble, serious trouble. It was a beautiful Mothers Day morning and for brunch Henry, my neighbor decided to grill some steak for he and his wife.
Gosh I'm so very upset! I don't know where else to turn but to strangers on the internet. You see Henry died in my arms just 46 minutes ago! He was choking on his steak and I was not able to get him breathing fast enough. Yes, I performed an emergency tracheotomy but the lack of oxygen was just too much for his old heart! His last words were "damn sirloin", and he checked out. If only he would chosen a different cut or even if I would had a defibrillator!
I don't know why Hank's death is bothering me so much, maybe it's his wife! She is really hot! I have seen so very many people die, but this one is different! I'm just so shook up!

Say, do any women out there shave their pussy? Just curious!

Did I mention I was so very upset? Can I join the Clan?

I love Tim

I am so freaking happy these days. Three years ago everything was shit. I was living with crazy people who would break windows and sometimes burn themselves (and me) with cigarettes. My job was basically being a servant to wealthy people. How did I let it get so bad?

I moved away from them, found a new job (which was the same job but with great people), started school, started dating, met Tim, graduated. Now I work in a job I love that does good for the world and good for me as well, a non-profit devoted to the planting of trees in the city. Tim and I live with each other in bliss bliss bliss.

It's so cliche but I want to yell it all the time, "I love Tim! I love everything!" I want to rub my face on him all the time. I want to see him more than I want to see anyone in the world. He makes all the good in my life better and all the bad not so important.

go away

I love you, but I hate you too so go away. Get away from me forever. Just pretend you never knew me. We can both just shut each other out, lock away the memories somewhere far away. I love you, but I can't be anywhere near you, and I can't be there for you. You can't take care of me, and you can't be there for me, so go away. But just so you know, I still love you.
Bye.

My Birthday List

Ok so my birthday is coming up (May 25) so here's what I want/need. Get shopping!

Rent $ (rent is 400/mo)
a full time job
window air conditioner (my apartment is a sauna this time of year and its only going to get worse)
groceries
a puppy
a kitty
someone to do my laundry
paris hilton perfume (im almost out! oh no!!)
season 2 desperate housewives
seasons 3+ of third rock from the sun
diamonds are always good....
movies
did i mention a puppy??
actually id just be happy if torque came home :'(
clothes
shoes

lovelovelove
-JJ-

Anonyblog sucks

Anonyblog is stupid, because of this:

"Your comment has been received and held for approval by the blog owner."

For absolutely NO reason!!!

Retail Sucks

I hate working retail. I'm working in the shoe department for now and people can be so freaking ignorant. I miss my customer service job. I miss laughing at people when they yell at me. I miss helping people that need help. I miss having a job that requires a brain. I miss my AMAZING insurance. As exhausted as I am when I get home, the money isn't worth it. Except I have no choice. Damn. I quit life.

*~JJ~*

Anonyblog mortally wounded by the

Clan. And now they have walked away, proud of the destruction they have caused. A quick look at the problems they brought and how it has caused the demise of this site;

1. Kody (AKA annoying Bear Boy) finds anonyblog shortly after it launches and immediately starts flooding the board with his stupid bear stories.
2. Dragon Lady and Mr Ig join the crew! Dragon really isn't bad as she plays by the rules. Her error? Letting her hubby Mr. Ig play with Kody here at Anonyblog. Some of their diatribes were beyond asinine. There biggest problem was editing and deleting other peoples posts and copying post after post to flood the board, a well used Kody tactic.
3. Kody goes out to find Indy, a former buddy of his from a earlier blog they were both tossed from. Their passion? Writing about child porn and fecal matter. Jeez, even DragonLady told him not too!
4. Enter the disgusting and filth mongering Indy. Mr. $hithead himself. This guy hurt the site more than almost anyone else including Vapor!
5. Speaking of Vapor, Enter Mr. "I am never wrong and the gift to all women" Vapor. Oh we have all seen his posts; plagiarized recipes, Kody Bear banter, Indy turd supporter, troop bashing, 11" dick man, and his never to be forgotten "boo whoo my neighbor died in my arms" fictional post, whoops I almost left out, "chronic liar" as that's what he did whenever engaged in conversation about his crap!

So then Admin is faced with no choice but to severely slow the pace of posts allowed on the board by protecting the posts from editing and deletion by others. This primarily brought on by the Clan and their rampant deletion and editing of others posts. I'll never forget when Kody changed the password and posted that he was the only one allowed to post. Then posts started showing up from the other clanners. Suspicious I must admit.

So there you go! The demise of a good site that is now a stinking Clan garbage dump!

Oh my...

Yeah, I do stupid things sometimes. Stupid small things. Then I beat myself up over it.

Even so, they had no right to strike out at me like that after a single mistake. It could benefit them to take a little more time before judging someone.

I know they're only people on the Internet, but I'm only human.

Anyway.

the final demon of Pandora's box

Sometimes I wonder why I engage in self-flagellation time after time after time.

First, I made the mistake of falling in love with a girl who didn't love me in return.

After a great many disappointments (including a nervous breakdown during bouts of clinical depression), I decided that my one thread of comfort was in knowing that her bastard of an ex-boyfriend would not be in her life anymore. He hurt her in more ways than I could count. And yet at the time, she still gave him more and more chances to redeem himself. She escaped that relationship and told me that was no hope of a possible rekindling of it...

Sadly, this was not to be...

Tonight, she announced to me that she is considering resumption of that relationship.

I let her go a long time ago, and I decided to be her friend. It was a sacrifice I was willing to make, so great was my love to her. Sounds cliched, but it was the only way I could maintain my sanity. And it was my consolation that the ex-boyfriend would never be in her life again.

Now, I've lost that too. I never thought I could hurt so much again.

It goes without saying that life is unfair, but this? The smallest comfort has been denied me. The impossible has happened and I'm still reeling from it. All I can ask is: Why?

The silence was deafening.

This is not the first time I've been disappointed by the ones I have loved. Isn't 12 previous relationships enough to learn my lesson? Evidently not, for we discard our hold of reality when we are in love.

I'm seething with anger. How is it that one can be such a shit-head and still get so many chances?

And yet, I do not feel jealousy or envy at his "good" fortunes. Just a deep sense of disappointment. Her defenses have crumbled and an opportunity for him to barge into her life all over again, has presented itself.

In time, the pangs I feel will lessen. But it shall never disappear. For now, all I can think of is how stupid Love is. And how blind it is too.

Rational thinking is overrated. I can only laugh in the face of Futility, for I have lost the ability to cry.

My final defense against the senselessness of this world and people like this.

An Interesting Image.......

The funny thing is, the people who own that barn drive a school bus and park it next to that barn........

DAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM DAAAWWWW!

This is how it always is
My favorite movie's Schindler's List
I'm a Nigga wit a CAPITAL N
Souf Dakota's where it's happenin'!

PEACE!

GOLF

A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five-iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"

"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when, at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture. We went to look for them and while I was looking around, I noticed one of the cows had something white in its rear end. I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours'!"

I don't remember much after that...

Irreversibly Screwed Up

So tonight was going to be great. My boyfriend came over after work and we were just going to watch a movie. Well...we watched the movie and started to fool around a little bit. (Up until now all we have done was kiss) I told myself before hand that I would let him get to a certain point and that was it. I told myself that I didn't want sex because it would just complicate things and I liked the way it was going. So we fooled around on the couch but I told him that I didn't want to go any further because I just wasn't ready. He said it was okay and said he agreed. So after the movie we went in my room so I could show him my awesome hammered dulcimer skills. Next thing you know we are laying on the bed. I asked him if he just wanted to sleep here since it was about 5am and I didn't want him driving as tired as we both were. So we're laying in my bed, peacefully. Just wanting to sleep. But then I had a really stupid thought in my head and wanted to fool around again. Well a little rubbing turned into AMAZING oral sex, which turned into other sorts of messing around which then led to sex. I was getting so frustrated though because the sex wasn't as great as I am used to. The whole time I was thinking about how I wished my ex were here instead. Which of course is not good for MANY reasons. Afterwards I we were laying there and I rolled on my side and began to cry. In fact, I'm still crying now. I think after he leaves this morning, I am going to go find a church. I feel so horrible. I was right, I wasn't ready to do that again. As much as my body wants to sometimes, its just not worth it. I miss Brandon.

*~JJ~*

Hoo ha

Where is that nice gust of wind right when you need it? For example, when you are in church standing in front of the pretty darn attractive firefighters, and all you need is a nice breeze to subtly and briefly blow up your skirt, revealing the thigh highs and hinting at the lacy undies. Why couldn't God make it windy indoors just for once? That would be fun for everyone.

When I cry, my face puffs up. Not my whole face, just any part that has tears on it. This includes any part of my nose, lips, or neck that have tears on them. I actually break out into hives. I walked into work one day this week with a nice puffy red trail leading from somewhere in the middle of my cheek, straight down to the collar on my shirt. As if the reason I was crying was not bad enough, I have to suffer looking like some sort of freak for approximately 30 minutes. Really. I would like to hear of anyone else in the world that seems to have this strange reaction to their own tears. What kind of fucked up crap is this, being allergic to the very tears my own body made? Stupid, stupid, stupid.

N

my old best friend is not my best friend anymore
things she used to do with me she does with another girl
things she used to tell me she tells to her boyfriend
i read about all of it in her livejournal and don't know what she's talking about
i haven't got a new bestfriend like her just a boyfriend who functions as one

and i guess also some really great almost best friends whom i cannot really confide in

this isn't a poem so don't tell me it's bad poetry

NEWFOUND RESPECT FOR........

Hobos. I don't know how they do it. I went to the grocery store with my last $20 today. I have never felt so broke in my life. I had to put away a couple cans of chili because I couldn't afford it. Thank god for my new boyfriend or I probably wouldn't eat!! He's such a sweetheart.

xoxoxox

*~JJ~*

grr....

i hate my dad! he cant take 3 days off when he has almost a month of vacation time!!!!!

anorexia?

does anybody have any resources about what to do if you think your friend might be anorexic? one of my friends goes through periods of not eating much and exercising a lot. she only does this when she's going to see her boyfriend so she can be skinnier. she also gets really cranky whenever i ask her about it, and i'm subtle. she doesn't lose weight, and if she does, it's minimal. but i'm worried. how do i know if it's anorexia or just moodyness?

I'm beginning to think that it would kill my husband to turn off the fucking television and actually listen to every goddamn word I say for once.

Most of the time I just feel like an ignored heap of crap because whatever the fuck is going on in wwe is more important than anything going on with me - and then he gets all defensive when I get upset that all I am is ignored.

Or maybe I just really am the worthless piece of crap that my parents always led me to believe I am. *shrugs*