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COCKBURN

I had cockburn several times as a teenager. I thought that I had a STD so I went to see my family doctor. The doctor said that it was not a STD. He said that it was my girlfriend's fault. After she let me fuck her it was all over. Her vaginal slime gave me cockburn. The only thing that helped was inserting my cock into an extra wet vagina. That was very soothing. This is how I have become addicted to pussy. I have been a hard core pussy addict for thirty five years now. This addiction has taken me to the top of the world and bounced me off of the bottom of the barrel.

Three divorces later and I am not sure how to deal with my addiction. At one time I thought that I had it under control. Much to my surprise it has had me by the balls all along. I will do just about anything for some pussy. Pussy has a bull ring through my nose and can lead me anywhere. I once was financially comfortable and could do about anything that I wanted. My addiction to pussy has made me a poor man. Now I am a slave to the vagina.

Furthermore, there have been side effects. At one time I had a nasty cocaine habit. You see, Many girls are cocaine whores and make you give them cocaine before they let you have the pussy. Other girls want you to get them drunk before fucking. This can lead to alcoholism. It is my experience that even if you think that you are getting pussy for free it is costing you something. There is no free pussy. Many times a man will get the pussy and pay the consequences later. Many lives have been ruined because of pussy addiction.

I am sure that there are many other pussy addicts out there. Maybe if these poor souls can face their problem we could get together and create a web-site for pussy addicts. A place to share stories and get advice. I can only hope that one day pussy will not have this power over me. Until then I will be addicted to pussy.

I sure am glad that I got that off of my chest!

Master Chef Vapor

Nose sucks.

This is how it went:

Teeth pulled in March.
2 weeks later = sinus infection.
$130 later = much better

2 weeks later = sinus infection
$190 (ouch) later = somewhat better

1 week later = sinus infection
No money. I toughed it out for 3 weeks.

Then: throat infection with puss stuff.
$120

Another throat infection. Amoxiciliin stopped working back on the second sinus infection.
Try it anyways. Waste of 20 dollars.

Still have throat infection with puss stuff.
Add to that: one more sinus infection. (with good, steady low grade fever)

I just spent 103 of my 110 dollars on my astronomy book. I can't go to the doctor. And even if I do go, I cannot afford the medicine.

I am sick, and very tired. But mostly tired of being sick. And it doesn't help that I am still working full time while going to school full time and not getting enough sleep because of homework.

Sorry I'm complaining so much. I'm just so miserable right now. I wish I could rub my nose off.
Did I mention that it costs me so much to go to the doctor because I don't have health insurance? My family is self employed so we can't afford those crazy prices and deductibles. No way. Even the insurance my work offerred me (which is really crappy anyways) was at least half my income every month. But at this point I am spending so much that I think I might regret missing the open enrollment....

Man, I'm going to sleep.

N

Dog diet

I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my dog, Gunther,
and was in line to check out.

The woman behind me asked if I had a dog..... Duh!!..

I was feeling a bit irritable, so on impulse I told her, "NO, I was
starting the Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because
I ended up in the hospital the last time...but I did lose 50 lbs. before
waking up in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out most of my
orifices and IVs in both arms."

Her eyes bulged out of her head. I went on with the bogus diet story
and she was totally buying it. I told her that it was an easy,inexpensive
diet and that the way it works is to load your pockets or purse with
Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry.

The package said the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to
try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the
line was now enthralled with my story, particularly the tall guy behind
her.)

Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me,
and was that why I ended up in the hospital?

I said, "no.... I'd been sitting in the middle of the street licking my
ass when a car hit me."

I thought the tall guy was going to need to be carried out the door.
He was laughing so hard he couldn't move!

Who do YOU think is right??

My boyfriend works for a resturant that serves pizza and these amazing sandwiches called grinders. He is the assistant manager and he makes about $15,000 a year. (NOT a very good salary in our area) The company offers some health benefits, but they suck so Justin doesn't even use them and is living without benefits. The resturant is currently VERY understaffed for management. Between 2 stores, there is him, the store manager, the owners wife and a crew leader who is responsible for taking care of the store. Justin has only been working there for about a year and has moved up to the assistant manager in such time. When there was an opening for the Store Manager, the owner passed him up because he was "too young". (Even though he has been doing all the work of the store manager anyways) Now our local grocery store has an opening for a Store Manager making $25,000 a year with health benefits better than the benefits he currently has available and its about 2 blocks away verses me having to drive him or him take my car (which isn't really mine, its my grandpa's that he gave me) into the next town at least 15 minutes away, sometimes 25 depending on which store he has to work at. He doesn't want to go for the new position because he doesn't want to screw over the other people he works with and he wants to stay there for 2 years so that it will look good when he does go to get another job. But my position on this is that A) he can take this new job and give the resturant enough time to find a new person B) he needs to look out for himself because OBVIOUSLY he isn't really going anywhere with his current job C) the grocery store would probably be willing to hire him now because the sign they put up says "management history not needed but would help" and he has management experience. I just feel like he isn't thinking of himself at all. This seems to me like a dead end job for him. I can understand him not wanting to screw over everyone else, but when is it okay for him to think about himself?? We barely have any food in our house (which I know is partly my fault but I am about to start back with AT&T so things will be better once that gets going) he doesn't have his own car, the only reason he is going to have a cell phone is because I'm getting the super cheap one from work, which is fine but I'm just saying he's living without all the things he needs and he could have those if he would just take this other job. I know he is capable of much much more than he gives himself credit for, but I don't know how to get that across to him. What do you guys think?? I really need help on this one.....

lovelovelove

-JJ-

Why does no one care about North Korea?

North Korea has all these concentration camps. They murder and rape and torture the inmates they have. They arrest anyone they suspect of being a traitor, and then they arrest that person's spouse, children, and parents. And then they force them to work, torture them for fun, and/or experiment on them. These experiments usually result in suffering and/or death. Look it up, it's true. They also persecute many religious groups, if not all of them. Now that people care kind of about Africa, what about this? I guess it's just more polite to completely ignore the unimaginable suffering of other people as long as they live sufficiently far away from us.

I think that people who belong to 1st world countries are lazy in general. Selfish too. I'm like that too, and I know I'm being hippocritical. I'm probably just gonna go back to thinking about my own life after posting this, and I probably wont do another thing about this horrible situation. I just hope someone with a bigger motivation or maybe just a better person than me will see this and maybe do some research, and change something.

words are inadequate, anyway

even anonymously, my secrets are too shameful for me to say aloud.
So I'll just write some of them here.
Let's see, I have let Veronica Moser shit in my mouth.
R Kelly has pissed all over me.
I have licked the chode from INDY's testicles.
Collected and ingested the mung from Magogo Magogo's fuzzy rectum.
Kody R. Bear has sodomized me more times than I can remember.
I have eaten Master Chef Vapor's famous Post Deleter's Roasted Nuts.
I have also enjoyed Master Chef Vapor's Anti Klan Soup.
I have walked behind JJ as she rode her horse and licked the equine anus.
I have cleaned Miss N's cat box with my tongue.
I once had to watch Mr. Ig butt fuck Kody R. Bear while The dragonlady licked both of their nutsacks.
That is all for now, there will be more later.

See Ya!

All Alone And It Sucks: A Women's Perspective

Men are so fucked up. Whining all the time about petty shit. Fuck the men with a sense of entiltlement who have never worked hard to obtain something. For those who have, they could only understand. To be a good person with good intentions, things to offer, and to be alone. I hate being alone. No one understands. Not that I need someone, I just would like to have someone to be there. To share things with me, good and bad. Someone to have some history with when I take my last breath. Is that too much to ask? Not to run home to mother or abandon me because they are scared to be an adult. Take the child. I worked my ass off! So what if you wanted to do something that was more "acceptable" to the family or you. I make good money. You made a promise to me. You don't break promises. Oh yeah, I guess some do. Most do. I don't. But I can only take so much. Maybe I care too deeply. Maybe I have boundaries. Some you don't cross.

Maybe you don't know what it's like to grow up not being wanted then falling for some lies about loving you and wanting to be there. You don't play with someone's emotions that way. I tried to play it safe. I didn't want to have feelings for you. Too much risk. But those who have never been there don't understand the risk. Those who aren't left totally alone in this world. Did I metion this world is fucked up? I will make it. I will be ok. I always am. I will figure it out. Screw you!

Men are all fucked up! Once they get you they don't know what to do with you. I am not a work horse for someone. I have feelings too. I want to build something with someone. Why do you only want to have it your way- and only if it fits into your perfect world?

I want to leave my wife but not my son

I'm a 36 yr old working class stiff and I've been married for seven years and have been with my wife for two years before we got married; this is not a casual relationship. I'm pretty sure it was about two years ago that I just kind of realised that I didn't love my wife anymore. The old saying, "opposites attract", was definitely true for us but they never say anything about those opposites staying together.

So I made up my mind after our five thousandth fight that I was tried of this shit and we weren't working anything out; that I was going to leave her once I could figure out how to sell the house and get all my stuff squared away. The next week she woke me up to tell me that she was pregnant.

Fuck.

The birth of my son was the single greatest event in my life. Now he is seven months old and I love him to pieces. He is everything anyone could ever hope for in a child. But I still don't love my wife anymore. We both work and the grandma watches the boy during the day, and we watch him grow up so quickly. I know that if I leave her, I leave him too and that breaks my heart. So I figure I have about 10 more years in this sexless, polite marriage. I've got it all worked out see, I'll watch him grow up, play baseball with him; teach him to ride a bike. And then once he's old enough to always recognise me as his father, I'll split.

Great plan, eh? Except that I don't want to miss one day of his life...

LIFE IS A BITCH

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided
I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.

Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time
and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was
totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so
dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her.

She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She
did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She
was great fun initially and very energetic, but had no direction.

So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted
firmly on the ground and married her.

She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits.

OH MY GOD

I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EXCITED!!! Tomorrow night I am going to my favorite singer's concert and hopefully am going to get her autograph!! She does the meet and greets after EVERY show so I don't care if I have to knock out 500, I'm going to meet her!!!

Me+Best friend EVER+favorite singer EVER= I won't be able to sleep tonight.

Plus, we are going to a rodeo during the day. If only I were in it again. I miss those days.

Oh well. I get to see Taylor Swift tomorrow!!!! And Kelly Pickler, Jack Ingram, and Brad Paisley! I love all of 'em but I really wanna meet Taylor.

***** BREAKING NEWS *****

MAGOGO THE SINGING DANCING MACARENA MONKEY CHARGED WITH KANGAROO FIGHTING

Today in Cape Town South Africa an angry crowd of PETA members protested in the lobby of The Kensington Palace where Magogo Magogo still maintains a suite and a lavish lifestyle under the blanket of Klan protection. As PETA officials investigate the hap hazard disappearance of Dookey the Kangaroo earlier this spring in the Catacombs of Paris Magogo continues to maintain his innocence. However PETA suggests that a sinister plot underlies the Kangaroo's disappearance and that Magogo had billions of dollars to gain as he stands to inherit a controlling share of the Kangaroo Mart Franchise.

"We cannot accept this fantasy that Dookey was stolen by some Parisian child and now lives an anonymous but happy life in France. Magogo has known ties to Kangaroo fighting and there is circumstantial evidence that he has been involved in dog fighting in the past", said one PETA official.

Breaking News reporters, although declined at first, were granted a brief interview with His Esteemed Eminence Excellency Kody R Bear. We found the Bear in his suite at the Radisson gorging himself on fermented apples and writing alcohol fueled posts on MySpace.

"Your Excellency........

"Silence! Who invited you here? Where are we?"

"Your Eminence you said we could come."

"Really? Very well then. I must have forgotten. Now, I'm very busy. What is it?"

"Your Radiance, we were hoping to get a statement from you regarding the controversy surrounding Mago.....

"Oh. That whole situation is ludicrous. Need I remind you that those people are the same people who were stuffing gerbils up their asses twenty years ago! Sir Magogo is innocent! He loved Dookey. In addition Magogo does not even like dogs. He had a Doberman, Oh, I don't know, it was years ago. He kept it in a small crate to stunt it's growth and eventually left it chained outside until it died of starvation and exposure. I forget it's name. Those bastards should leave my Monkey alone. He's suffering from an advanced state of gold chain disease as it is. I can't understand how he even changes his own batteries with all those chains around his neck. Never the less if this comes to a trial I'll rig the jury, all Macarena Monkeys! I'll buy the judge! I learned a lot living in the United States. Leave me now. I grow fatigued of this nonsense!"

"Immediately Your Eminence."

SOUF CAROLINA NIGGAZ A'WAZZZAAAAA!!!!!

DIS ANUTHA HOLLA @ DA SOUF DAKOTA NIGGAZ FRM YO SOUF CAROLINA BRUTHAZ AN SISTAZ!!! TCHYEEEEEEAAA!!!!!!!

Y'ALL CHILLIN AOW WAH?

A'WAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!?!?!!!!!1!11

mush and endocarps

Dear assholes,

I shall now sing you all some Jesus songs:

1.
Jesus, Jesus, Jesus in the morning, Jesus in the noontime,
Jesus, Jesus, Jesus when your mom goes down!
[repeat]

2.
Jesus loves me, this I know,
For the bible tells me so,
Little ones to him belong,
They are cunts but he is strong.
(nono, I swear that's how it goes)

Yes, Jesus loves me,
Yes, Jesus loves me,
Yes, Jesus loves me,
The bible tells me so!

3.
Onward Christian soldiers, marching as to war,
With the cock of Jesus, going on before.

Thank you all for your time, this has been a lovely.

Why do I fall in love with every girl that shows me attention?

Spam

I have gmail. I just love when my browser loads the mail page (finally) and makes the clicking sounds. And though there is rarely a legitimate message waiting, I sometimes get a little bonus: spam.

I love that little word. Spam. So clickable. Spam (1) (edible too, you know)

Just click that word, and you can see what sort of jizz someone has come up with this time.
It just tickles me.
To think that someone spent so much energy, put so much thought (or maybe didn't) into trying fool somebody, anybody, into parting from their money. Do they think this will actually work?

I like reading people's wasted time. Maybe it's wasting my time too. But I don't get it very often, and I dont open all of them. So send me something interesting. Something different. Something to consume the 3 hour break between morning and afternoon classes.

Don't worry about me though. I use the school computer to open spam. If there's a virus, hey-it's not my problem!

Pickles
N
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fuck you

To those people who think they can threaten me by telling me they'll go to "the authorities" with some nasty story, packed with lies, in order to manipulate me into a position where I cannot so much as blink an eyelid ... Fuck you. How dare you consider me so inhumane that I can't live my life in peace without forever wondering what lies you are spinning to the right people who will listen to you ... who will never see the truth because it has by now been twisted by you beyond recoginition. Who are YOU to judge me??? I can't even write to you with an offer to make peace - peace, which your "Saviour" preached. How is it that I am able to forgive you for your part in this whole shitty business, but you, who should know better, given your religious beliefs, cannot, still, after two years, bring yourself to swallow your pride and forgive me for my part?

This is emotional blackmail of the very worst kind ... And you people call yourself "Christians"?!

I am glad I am not one. If THIS is how Christians behave to their fellow man, I want to have nothing to do with any of them.

f life

i am addicted to oxycontin, have pretty much no friends, i am in debt up to my ass, i lie to my parents and friends, im stuck in a pointless relationship with a girl that i thought i loved, i feel like i dont fit in anywhere, i am about to graduate college and feel that i just wasted my time and $100,000.00 i feel like this degree is pointless and that I will not fit in at any job. I just want to say fuck it all...

Stanley Tucci an' SOUF DAKOTA'Z FINEZT!

CHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stanley Mothra Fuckrin Tucci'z in da motha fuckin hiz-ouse!

An'wut?SIOUX FALLS! STANLEY TUCCI! DAT NIGGA WAS DA SHIT IN DA DEVIL WEARS PRADA! HELLZ CHYYEAAH! HOLLA BACK AT CHHHYYYEAAAAYYYUUUHHHAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL'ZZ NIGGRAZ!

FINNA CHIP A PIECE OFF GEORGE WASHINGTON! CHHYEAALL'Z ain't say dat shit! WE CAN,WE FROM SOUF DA FUCKIN KOTRA!!! SKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love my car

My car is great. It looks nice. It's very clean on the inside. It's very roomy and the trunk is very large. The air conditioning is great too. But my car loves money.

The check engine light comes off and on, seemingly as it pleases. This makes it impossible for Auto Zone to run a diagnostic test and figure out what it's needing.

My car currently needs:

An oil change (1,000 miles past due)
Transmission oil change (it's an old car and i accidentally drove it in 2nd gear for about 7 miles so dad says it's gotta be done)
New brake stuff - rotors, pads, and whatever else goes on there
Window roll-uppy chain thingys. (Two of them had to be replaced before, now the OTHER two want to be new too.)
A tune up

Where am I supposed to get the money for all of this? I barely make it from month to month inbetween financial aid checks from school!

Someone please pimp my car.

N

Lucky and cursed all in one

I have a wonderful husband. Loves me and I him. I also have an ex that I still love. He was my first boyfriend and not a day goes by that I don't think of him. No one knows. I don't talk about it even with my best friend. Some nights it is just overwhelming.

#*&%$&ing hate my life but dont

my life sucks im doing a job that works me to hard for it to be worth two grand a month i really dont see the point in life yet i had a fucked up childhood where two so called freinds screwed my life up in in the way that only way to get better is to get help i just realized that i liked this girl but i think its to late cause when i could of gotten with her and i dont mean just for sex it was like three years ago and i always chose some other girl t. i always had trust problems i going with childhood for that but also i dont give ppl second chances if u (*^$^&k me over once the rock means more to me then you do ill turn my back on ppl before they would for me cause i feel that everyone sooner or later will i dont drink much but its because i work to much so i can but when i do i go way to far to the freinds thing i am a little better at trusting some but only the ones i knew since i was like 10 all the others i just feel can be thrown away
dont get me wrong i have no intentions of killing myslef cause i still have time to change it and get my life in order it just seems way to much work to do to get back to the normal side

hello from circuit city

yo kody....HELLO

I hate my life, Im going to jump off the 3 inch doorstep.

I hate the internet. I hate modern society. In fact. I hate society in general, not really working efficiently is it?
I'd like something along the lines of a giant everlasting EMP bomb, to wipe-out and reset everything electrical.
No debt, no credit cards, no TV, no call centers, no fuckers on the phone from India trying to sell you the former...
Or maybe society would work if we all lived in communes just getting wasted, not thinking about things too much and growing mountains of marijuana.
Everyone's all about being successful, and active, and brilliantly fabulously nothing. Even if you are a someone - who the hell are you anyway?
If the majority are a bunch of swill-slurping braindead poor excuse-for-a-dried-up-cum-bubble-on-a-yeast-infection and the majority are raving about you in the media, what does that say about you? This my friends, is true success: Getting paid billions for kicking a bouncy thing around an acre of grass, getting your voice, body, image, and life in general edited by machinery or surgery of some sort, or screwing over a population of people continually, trampling on whatever you feel like in every manner and making a huge profit and hoarding it all to your fat greedy loathsome self.
I'd say thank Christ I'm totally unpopular and unsuccessful. But it's like saying thank the tooth fairy. You don't fooll me with your minutely plausible sad-pixie tales. I'd have to hari-kari because i'd disgraced myself too damn much.

Oh and. Fuck Emos - Fuck co-workers - Fuck customers in the head with a blowtorch and Fuck everything else that pissed me off.

That's 5 minutes of your life you're never getting back fucker - Turn off your monitor and go roll yourself a joint the size of your arm and go dribble over a copy of KERRANG!
If you see any religious people on the way remind them that whatever they consider the equivalent of the Devil is dry humping their nan every minute they waste boring you with their nutty conversion attempts.

Seriousness is a fault of only the shallow.

Now I know

I use to think the world would be a better place with out war.
In this macrocosm known as Anonyblog, it was a better place when the clan / anti-clan was at war!

SOUF CAROLINA NIGGAZ A'WAZZZAAAAA!!!!!

DIS A HOLLA @ ALL Y'ALL SOUF DAKOTA NIGGAZ FRM DA SOUF CAROLINA BRUTHAZ!!! YEEEEEEEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BIG SHOUT T ALL MA NIGGAZ AN MA HO'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A'WAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

Stupid insecurities

Is it so wrong for a girl in a serious relationship to cuddle with her male friends, when absolutely nothing sexual at all will ever come of it, if it bothers her boyfriend. Especially if he knows that he's just being foolishly insecure and that she would never do anything (except lick balls) with these guys? Yeah, I think so, too. But I'm gonna do it anyhow.

ARGH

Fucking mosquito bite
stupid seawater
lazy ass teachers

I HATE the smell of my wetsuit after three hours

GRRR Why dont I speak up before all of this?

Filthy-shecunted-beast.

Candace, I hate you ..from the bottom of my heart I do.(Note: this is a statement that I will never retract). You are everything vile and intolerable. I honestly hope that you weren't even born, but since your walking this earth, I hope you die because you're a miserable beast who deserves such a fate. Until the reapers comes to get you, stay a fucking far distance out of my way and out of my life!!!

I want to

fuck my co-workers eyes out. She has the hottest body you could imagine. Those great small but perky tits, a wonderful personality, and a great ass.
Problem is I'm married! I know though she wants me as bad as I want her. I would do her but it would always be about the sex. Nothing more! Thats just not fair, to my wife, to her, and to me!

Jane Wyman an'T-PAIN

Jane Wyman an' T-Pain.DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!
DAZZZ all dem folk done respect us SOUF DA-MOTHRA-FUCKIN-KOTA (how you like dat?) NIGGAZ these days! Aight?T-Pain send us child support an' give us gigs at Mount Rushmore an' places ova at Sioux Falls cuz dat nigga got connections.An' Jane Wyman send us child support an' dough(YEAH AN' WHAT? YOU GOT A PROBLEM WIT ME KNOWIN' HOW TO FUCKIN SPELL DOUGH?HOLLA AT CHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL'ZZZZ BOYZ N' DA MOTHAFUCKIN SOUTH OF DA NORTH AN' WAT?)

So,indeed. Much love to both dem cats. SIOUX SIOUX SIOUX SIOUX SIOUX SIOUX FALLZ?