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fuck Anonybloggers

75% of the posts here have to do with some stupid klan's shit, most of which is plain nonesense shit... I am fucking sick of them... 'get it of your chest?', the lazy administrator should change the motto to 'get it off your asshole' since shit is the only thing people here have to say... there's just a few exceptions of people who really need to tell things to feel relieved and there's always some dumb motherfucker posting shit on the comments...
I AM DAMN SICK OF YOU ALL: FUCK YOU A THOUSAND TIMES!!!!!

Mentally ill wife hates me

My wife thinks my sisters and I are part of a cult, which is out to kill her, because of a couple of car accidents that she had spread over the last 6 years. She also thinks that she has poisoned lots of people with her blood disorder (she does not have one). Because of this she (according to her) we are going butcher her to death and then she is going to hell to be tortured for all eternity. She believes the police are after her, but when I took her the police station and they could not find a warrant for her arrest, she accused me of bribing the police to say that. She thinks she is worthless and there is no point in doing anything. She is making my life hell, I still love her, but if I leave her, who will help her get better?

She does not think she is mentally ill and the doctors don’t want to know, she will not take the meds, that the doctors gave her. I have 3 children and am now have to do everything at home, in the evening, when I get back from work. Any advice

fuck the UN

they are as good as shit

I just crossed the line

I just had the worst fight with my mother and told her everything I fought so hard not to say because I knew I'd hurt her... I am used to taking her crap and thought I could deal with it but this time I insulted her back and let all my resentment flow... I fill like shit but relieved at the same time... I feel like puking but now I crossed the line there is nothing left to puke... help...

The wrath of Miss N

Hey look! I have two posts in a row!

Anyways.

RAWRRRRRR!!!!!! I'M SO ANGRY!!!!! *stomps around anonyblog" AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

This was MY secret place. MINE!!! MINE!!!! Only JJ ever came here with me! So I thought it was safe to post what was going on with me. I just needed to friggin talk about it and gather some random input. See a different side of it. The act of writing alone is an incredible release. Knowing that you guys are reading my idiocracy makes everything a lot less elephant in the room and more just like monkey in my pocket.

NOT THAT I CARE ANYWAYS!!!! >>>>>>:F (very, very angry face)

because I care a tremendous amount. That's what I get for caring. I get what I give right? HAH! I act a certain way so I get treated a certain way. It's so fucking FRUSTRATING!!

At least I'm not bitching about school or money anymore.

AND ANOTHER THING! I HATE LIARS!! OKAY??!! If you say something to me, it had better be the fucking truth. Because I do not lie, ever, heh except for on this one small occasion where I don't tell my boyfriend but that's not lying it's just withholding information sort of. And to my parents but that is a whole other can of worms with some very valid reasons. But other than that, lol, ask me a question and I will tell the fucking truth or tell you that I'm sorry, but I don't want to tell you. Or something, usually I just try to change the subject (I'm told I'm very good at that). But to lie to me about STUPID SHIT is FUCKING ANNOYING and there is really no point and I will just find out the truth some other way and trust me, I always do (His Esteemed Excellency Kody R Bear can attest to my sleuthing skills) I'm so tired of hearing those little lies every gosh darned day.
AND I'M TIRED OF RANTING NOW!! I JUST WANT SOME PEACE!!!!! AAAARGH!!!! I want my little head to shut up and stop thinking! I don't want to think about it anymore, I am so tired of the agony!!!

ARGH!!!
N!!!

WHY????

Why is the word "forty" spelled as so??? Shouldn't it be spelled "fourty"???? It makes me so angry and confused because I am always spelling it wrong and Im not really sure which way to write it. It's like ever since I learned Spanish I forget how to write in English sometimes. Grr...

Ñ

I am so fucking stupid

I go to a private school; there are four people in my math class. I am failing. My mother can’t accept the fact that I’m stupid with math. There is this one guy in the class, who gets everything and understands everything. My mother can’t accept the fact that I’m slow. I need someone who will sit with me and do my homework with me, otherwise I don’t get it, and the teacher gets angry when I don’t get it. I am so mad at myself. I try, I really do, but it never shows. It’s never enough; nothing I do is ever good enough. When I was little my mother used to help me with math and I would get straight A’s. Sometimes I just can’t concentrate in class. She wants to get me a tutor, but there is other stuff that I want to do with that money. I feel like I’m failing in life. I have no confidence what so ever in math, so I don’t trust myself with doing the work. My mother can’t understand why I’m not smart anymore. I can’t either. She wants to call the teacher, but I don’t want her to. I hate myself so much...

i hate my life...i want to kill myself

i have only one reason to be happy, my girlfriend cristina. it used to be she was the only thing that could ever make me happy. now that she is neglecting me and ignoring me when she is out, it makes me wonder. she doenst seem to be the same any more. and that means now i have no reason to be happy. i have no job, my parents resent me and are "dissapointed" in me and cant seem to just accept me for who i am. friends? there all the same, they say they are there for you and were gonna be bros forever...but when it come to the clutch no one has ever really been there for me. i am in tremendous debt and i am about to go to jail. not that what i did was legal, but i got arrested on my first beer at a tailgate. they popped me with over 1200

I'm a good guy!

I suppose I'm a good guy that's why I'm nice to others and others take advantage of that. But I don't let people use me or get my help unless I know I could benefit from them one day or another.

Anyway, that's BS.

I liked Iron Man. It's a good movie. But you probably don't care about it. So why should I care?

Maybe I should let others post on my blog too.

:o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIRCzbBB99E

I'm so lonely

I'm so lonely i could cry.

I have not been single since i was 15 years old... I'm 39 now. My whole life has been children and partners, i have 2 older children of 20 and 18 and two small children of 4 and 2.

In january i left my partner of 7 years because of domestic violence and while i'm happy to be out of the relationship i'm lonely.

I don't miss either ex (only had 2 relationships) And i'm intelligent enough to relaise that what i actually miss is male contact, cuddling, chatting, kissing and of course sex.

I did join a dating agency but i was overwhelmed by offers of one night stands/ casual sex and my morals just wont allow me to do that. I'm not a prude at all, i'm a very passionate woman but i just can't do sex without feelings.

There was one man who emailed for a while and he was everything i was looking for, his picture was gorgeous etc. So we met to see if the relationship could go further (as in the real world not the sex)
His personality was as it was online, kind, gentle, considerate. His looks were stunning (richard hammond the hampster type) but he forgot to tell me that he was only 5ft 2. I'm 5ft 7 and turned up in heels. when he hugged me his face was in my boobs lol

I'm gutted. I'm in love with his personality and his face but his height and build (very slight) are an issue for me so i have ended the relationship.

All this has got me thinking that maybe i'm shallow and my morals are not what i thought they were.

And all i have is this big gaping hole in my life where he used to be.

Yes i know it's funny but i'm hurting. I'm lonely. I'm peed off with myself for being so shallow. And i'm wondering if there really is a man out there for me

Helen
xxxx

K (KODYBEAR)

"Good Lord Magogo! Look at us! Those were the day's aye old chap", squeeled the Kody Bear.

"Yes de sho nuff was Yo Eminence. I'sa often dun wishes we coulds be a fighten de Great Turd War again. We ain'ts gotsta nuffin to do now", lamented Magogo.

"Get this through your head Magogo. Those days are gone. Instantaneous posting. Gone. World travel. Gone. Jeeze! Look at me! I'm as white as a gallon of milk and you want to start Turd Ranching in Zimbabwe? Turd Cannons! Gone! As I've tried to tell you our future on the Internet lies in social networking! MySpace! Face Book! Fling! You need to get busy Magogo!", squeaked the Bear.

"I know dat Yo Eminence. It's just dat I'sa been involved wid dis woman and I'sa in love wid her and it dun be affectin my work fo de Klan."

"Well Goddammit. Who the hell is it?", growled the Bear.

"Yo Benevolence. She call her self Lisa Ann. She one of Mah good MySpace friends."

"Ya know what Magogo. You're a fucking idiot! You think Lisa Ann is your friend!?. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!. She's a goddamn porn star who doesn't even know you exist! What the fuck's the matter with you anyway? This has been what I've been trying to tell you Nagogo. You have much promise! You are young and you don't need to be hampered by any relationships at all.", bellowed the Bear.

"But Yo Radiance I'sa in love wid her.", cried the Monkey.

"Let me tell you something right now you Goddamn heathen fuck! I, His Excellency, has wasted years on relationships that were doomed to failure. I recently wasted ten years of my Bear Life ((pronounced as one word) if he won't do it then I'll be happy to take over)). Now I have wasted the last seven years with a humann woman with whom I am deeply in love with and she doesn't give a Goddamn rat's ass about me! You need to get your shit together Nagogo and look out for yourself! You have a promising career with the Klan. If you choose to do something else, I'm sure you can be replaced."

"But Yo Eminence............"

"Silence! What is your shelf life anyway? Forty years at least! Do what is best for YOU Magogo! Don't let anyone bring you down! Don't waste precious time on frivolous relationships!

"Yes Yo Benevolent Radiance"

ITS JUST ME

i'm a lonely boy surviving in this rock.

i wasnt alone before.

i had some one that loved me and looked over me in this cruel rock.

she loved me like a bear loves her cub.

she left me alone because it was her time to go.

i ask my self why so soon

i wanted to give her my future to be thankful for all that she has done for me.

i promised that i would do good after she left, but is difficult because she was my motivation.

i feel like a blind man in time square, ny, i dont know where to go or what to look foward to.

i hate myself for not given her a piece of me.

this is the first mother's day with out her.

i'm sitting here writeing this crapy formated pome, dont really care because is not going to bring her back.

nothing will ever be the same anymore.

i lost my value in life, i lost my soul, how do i know? because I WANT TO CRY, I WANT TO CRY, I WANT TO CRY, I FORCE MY SELF TO CRY, BUT I CAN'T. dose this mean my soul died. i think so becasue I WANTED TO CRY WHEN SHE DIED, but i couldn't.

the doctor ask me "do you have any family" a said to him "its just me"

ITS JUST ME ALONE IN THIS ROCK WITHOUT A SOUL, WITHOUT LOVE TO GIVE, WITHOUT ANYTHING TO LOOK FOWARD TO.

ITS JUST ME A BOY ALONE IN THIS ROCK.

Did I Mention

I believe that while money can't buy happiness, it can buy beer and thats close enough?
Did I mention that i do drugs too? Mind altering drugs. But im ok really, it doesn't affect me at all and i can stop when i like.

Believing in things is good, it gives us hope that this life is changing into something better.
I believe in ribena berries, Santa, Satan, fairies, the gruffalo,
Oh Lawdy Lawdy.
I believe

The League Against Social Apathy

You may well ask "Apathy? How can you be against apathy? Being against apathy is like being against beige!"
But apathy is indifference; apathy is uncaring, unmotivated; apathy is a pandemic of unseen magnitude that ebbs and flows around us everywhere. People know more about sports personalities than who makes the laws in their country. They know more about who is dating whom in the film world than how their governments use their money. Why? Because that is the way the Governments want it. In 1964 people, like you and me, around the world were outraged by South Africa's treatment of its black population, and Anti-Apartheid protests swayed the IOC to ban the South African team from competing. Now, in 2008, China: a country with a human right record that would make D.F. Malan weep in horror, is hosting these games, and why? Because people have forgotten how to complain. It was only a generation ago that our parents were screaming "BAN THE BOMB" around the world or protesting against the Vietnam War. But now people are content to sit and watch TV and think "someone else will deal with it" but you are wrong! If you are not against these injustices, then you are for them, if you do nothing to help people who need it, who will help you?

The is no Justice, Just US

If you aren't part of the solution, you're part of the problem!

And finally, no matter what religion you are, whether you have one or not, the universal maxim is:

"Do unto others as you would have them do unto you" - Please respect each other and protect each other, we are all we have!

THE HORTH WITHPERER

A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a
friend over to look at a horse..

His buddy asks, "How will I recognize him?"

"That's easy; he's a midget with a speech impediment."

So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for
a male or female horse.

"A female horth."

So he shows him a prized filly.

"Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth"?

So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the
once over.

"Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth"?

So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's
ears.

"Nith earzth, can I see her mouf"?

The rancher is getting pretty ticked off, but he picks him up
again and shows him the horse's mouth.

"Nice mouf, can I see her twat"?

Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs him under his
arms and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's
ass, pulls him out and slams him on the ground.

The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing and shaking his head.

"Perhapth I should rephrase that. Can I thee her wun awound a
widdlebit"?

Have we been forgotten?

Is admin so busy that he has forgotten his own creation?
Are we not good enough anymore?
Why do so many days pass between the posting of posts?
How can posting help get it off my chest if it is never seen by anyone else?

I think we have been forgotten. : (

Broken Hearted Hoover Fixer Sucker Guy

ten years ago, I fell in love
with an Irish girl, she took my heart....
but she went and screwed some guy that she knew
and now I'm in Dublin with a broken heart...
Oh Broken Hearted Hoover Fixer Sucker Guy....
Broken Hearted Hoover Fixer Sucker Guy, Sucker Guy

I Believe

I truly do.

I believe in faries, santa, the tooth fary, the easter bunny.
I believe that aliens are amongst us and Monica lewinsky was sent here to overthrow the USA.

I believe that Jesus was a time travelling alien. How else do you explain the fishes and loaves? A replicator (like on start trek) surely! And his 'escape' from the cave? A transporter! His 'healing miracles' must have been advanced medicine.

I believe

Need to just get it out!!

Ah! I feel so much better already just knowing that I am going to write this! I have been wanting to write this for a while.

I am bad. That's what this is about. Baaaaad.

Okay. So we all know I have this Mexican boyfriend (really, really Mexican) who is the person I wanted to be with for years and we finally found each other again this time last year. It was my dream come true to be with him!

...Eh, or was it? Even at the time I was kind of a little freaked out like "wait a minute!! do I really want this?" But it turned into this thing where we jumped immediately into the relationship because it's both what we had always wanted for the longest time and I figured we'd just work the kinks out on the way.

Now here I am, almost a year later,and I honestly cannot say whether I am happy or not. I think there's some basic needs I am missing out on, like TRUST and RESPECT. And if you have never been in a situation where your significant other does not trust you, let me just say that it is absolutely the most frustrating thing to have to deal with. And it has, up until this point, (just wait) been completely unfounded, there was no reason whatsoever to even consider that I am not a trustworthy girlfriend.

So in some small ways I feel like I was sort of driven to be bad. Not trying to make excuses for myself, but in some small ways it is true.

So, you want to know? I will tell only you, Anonyblog.

Well, there's this other guy...known him for a very long time, always had a crush on him, he is apparently still into me since we were teenagers....you get the picture. It is just too easy for some reason. I went over to his house and we woo hoo'd (JJ says that all the time). It really sort of just came out of nowhere. I just plain did it with no real rhyme or reason. Honest. And since I'm not telling anyone (which is reeeeeaally hard, btw) I even feel at times like nothing ever happened. Like I can pretend I didn't do it if I keep it to myself. And I almost feel like I have two lives, one where I am baaaad and one where I am fine and dandy and a good girl. I'm actually pretty lost and distracted by it all.

The reason this post sucks so much is because I'm really not totally sure what is going on in my head.

Of course I like this guy, I am so into him. When I think about it sometimes my head feels a little heavy or woozy (take your pick) and I just kind of have a vacant smile on my face. I find that if I am talking to him or texting him I have this stupid grin on my face the entire time.

I don't even know where I am going with this. With any of this. I don't think there will ever come a time when my boyfriend would leave me, I am pretty much the best girl he has ever had. But I don't know how to move forward through this. It's not like my boyfriend is necessarily bad to me, but things are far from great, most of the time.

I just kind of wonder how long I would be with this other guy before the same thing happens again. It sort of is becoming a distinct pattern in my life. Guys come in and out of it at the weirdest times and my little head can't always keep things straight.

I feel like guys always are telling me I am the best thing they have ever had in their lives. I considered this the other day, and in the big scheme of things I can't totally see myself happy with any of the men in my life. Maybe I'm just delusional. I want the guy that is the best thing that ever happened in MY life!

I don't need to hear "You're a fucking slut, N!" or that I am so wrong and that I am just another cheatin whore and my man deserves better. You could never know and it's not like I don't KNOW all of that already ANYWAYS!!! Gosh.

Ah. But it feels sooo good to tell somebody. I do feel terrible keeping a secret from my best friends, but the only way I am keeping my head straight is by keeping this to myself this time. They'll hear about it eventually, when I am ready.

K well give me your opinion, give me some advice, your two cents, or write something totally irrelevant. I really just needed to tell someone.
Lucky I have this place
<3 N

Interesting Dilema

I'm 55, married with grown children. A young lady, 19 yrs old wants me. Seriously.
I'm flattered and not a little intrigued. There's divorce written all over this situation of course. If I choose to dance within this flame.
She's horny as hell and wants only me and the dog. Really now, isn't that just so cool. ;-) especially as i'm so damn ugly. I can't let her be on top because my hump gets in the way when i'm lying down and doggy style is totally out of the question.... my wooden leg doesn't bend that way.
Anyway, I'll put it to all you lovely people out there, male and female. Whaddya think?
Yea or nay?
Slide between those hot eager legs or not?

Did i mention that at 19 she has 5 children and herpes?

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blank blank blank blank.
What is life anyway?
My mind is a blank.
My life is pretty normal.
I'm not too messed up.
I'm not perfect.
I have my flaws: I value sleeping above all and so am very grumpy every morning. Doesn't matter who I encounter; I'll be annoyed.
I have my precious few talents: music, academics... yet I feel that there is always someone more talented than me in every aspect.
I have had two relationships....neither serious, I mean, they only lasted two months each! But I'm still a teenager, still have the rest of my life ahead of me to find love...
I enjoy entertainment: movies, TV, books, the Internet (like right now....I discovered this blog through Firefox's StumbleUpon app).
I can be pretty damn lazy, especially on weekends. Yet, if I really set out to accomplish something, I WILL get it done.
I don't really know what else to say.
I have a pretty awesome and loving family. My two younger sisters are quite wonderful. Yet each of them have their flaws too. They're both somewhat selfish (maybe we all are though). My youngest sister is adorable. She's the most fashionable out of everyone in my family: her entire wardrobe palette consists of reds, pinks, and purples. Such a girly girl, she always wears tights and a short dress or skirt every day. She's four by the way.
Hmmmmmm. Life is strange, ain't it? Who knows where I'll go over the course of my time here. Who knows what kinds of unique things I'll experience. Who will I marry? (Will I marry?) Where will I live? Will I have kids? (Will I?) What sort of job will I have? Will I be happy or completely stressed out all of the time? What will my parents be like at that old age? Will I have to care for them? How will youth change as generations shift and time goes on?

TODAY'S RECIPE

AnonyblogMyAss Fondue

What you will need:
Poached and cubed AnonyblogMyAss
Your favorite cheese
One to two quarts of Béchamel sauce
Crusty French bread
Broccoli, Cauliflower, Yellow and Green Zucchini squash

Start by melting your favorite cheese or cheeses in a Béchamel sauce.
This sauce should be of medium thickness.
Using your lovely spring décor Fondue pot, set up the cheese sauce keeping the Sterno fire as low as possible. Don’t burn the cheese sauce.
Now take you cubed AnonyblogMyAss and insert Fondue forks in to as many pieces as you have forks; reserving the rest for the next round.
Have your guests dip the cubed AnonyblogMyAss in the wonderful cheese sauce making sure to leave them in long enough to heat the tasty morsels up.
Serve your AnonyblogMyAss with a good and crusty French bread which has been cut into bite sized cubes; these can be dipped into the cheese sauce also.
Consider serving your favorite vegetables with this dish. You will need to blanch or steam these veggies to the al dente stage and dip them in the cheese sauce also.

This dish works well when you are entertaining a large party such as Klan of the KodyBear gatherings.

Master Chef Vapor’s helpful kitchen tips:

Béchamel is a white sauce made with butter, flour and milk. It is lightly seasoned with White pepper and salt.
To make this sauce you want to melt butter and add flour to form a roux. Be careful not to burn the butter and flour roux as this is a delicate sauce. Season roux with the salt and white pepper then slowly add the milk stirring constantly.
For medium thickness the proportions would be as follows::

For each cup of milk
One tblspn of butter
One tblspn of flour

Enjoy this wonderful springtime dish and keep an eye out for more delicious dishes from you resident culinary expert,

Master Chef Vapor

:)

Felt in Love with my best friend

Never lost so much. Everytime I see her with her boy friend it hurts. Can't stop thinking of her. Dear God, dear God, what shall I do?