Psssssh nahhhhh admin we are fine, don't sweat it. We're having plenty of fun in your comment sections anyways.

p.s. loooook i'm number one again YAY!!!

Not really, just dorky KKKers posting in the comments for the most part....

somebody write somethiiiiiiiiiiing

somethiiiiiiiiiiing

well admin, there goes your momentum...

i just fucking want to sleep. i am quiet for everyone else, i am giving up my fucking bedroom so my grandma can sleep, cant anyone else just be a little quieter than normal? no hell no thats too fucking difficult. i went to sleep at eleven. ELEVEN!!! that's enough time to have 8.5 hours of sleep. but then grandma wakes me up at midnight with all the fucking hallway lights on and walking through the living room. then the fucking phone wakes me up at 1:45 and my dad has to talk at the top of his lungs. then a cop car has to go by with its siren on at 4 something. It's the middle of nowhere at 4 am!! Is the siren really necessary??? then at 6:30 my dad has to get up and turn on FIVE kitchen lights to make coffee. he can fucking make coffee in the dark, but he doesnt care if he just woke me up. NOW ITS FUCKING POINTLESS BECAUSE I HAVE TO GET UP IN AN HOUR. and yeah there goes my brother with his fucking screamo music way way loader than it needs to be at 6:45 am. i should not be feeling the bass through the floor. yeah let's see if im fucking nice to any of these people. the only one who cares is my middle sister since if it wasnt me she would get kicked out of her bed so she knows what its like. and all this is so my DEAF grandma, who sleeps with a noisy breathing machine so that she cant hear ANYTHING, can sleep well. i am going to get one of those fucking air horns and see how these people like it at 4:30 am. if i had money i would go sleep in a fucking motel tonight just so i could get some damn peace.

I like when I get fucking in the ass

I like getting fucked in my ass I like it even better when he cums in it

Might be best if you just shut the site down. There's way too many of you wacko's out there. Silence is golden, shut it down admin.

LC you are a boring prude.

Please message me back and let me know how you are.

wtf

Aging Aunt Mildred a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent
over the recent death of her husband, decided that she would just kill
herself and join him in death.

Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out
his old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart
since it was badly broken anyway.

Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden
to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire exactly where the
heart would be on a woman.

The doctor said, "Your heart would be just below your left breast."
Later that night Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot
wound to her knee.

I dont fucking care I want to post lots of masturbatory material with no punctuation Oh and I fucking hate Jews

Anonyblog rules! Even in it's sorry state it survives. The contributors on this board should be applauded. Those of you who don't get it sit back and watch as this site is resurrected. Long Live the ANONYMOUS BLOGGER!

PHLEGM-What is it and what can we do about it

Phlegm (pronounced /ˈflεm/) is sticky fluid secreted by the mucous membranes of humans and other animals. Its definition is limited to the mucus produced by the respiratory system, excluding that from the nasal passages, and particularly that which is expelled by coughing (sputum). Its composition varies, depending on climate, genetics, and state of the immune system, but basically is a water-based gel consisting of glycoproteins, immunoglobulins, lipids, etc.

What can we do about PHLEGM

Are you a smoker? If so, it's obvious that to get rid of phlegm you'll need to quit smoking. Lung and bronchial infections are common enough, but they are even more common in people who smoke regularly. If you are cough up brown or grayish phlegm, it's your body trying to tell you you're smoking too much. Do yourself a favor and quit smoking now before you start seeing the inevitable streaks of blood in your phlegm that preclude a diagnosis of lung cancer.
If you're suffering from a sinus infection, a cold, or the flu, using a nasal spray or decongestant will help get rid of that phlegm. While post nasal drip isn't necessarily considered phlegm because it's produced by the mucous glands in your nasal cavities, it is the most common cause of chest congestion, and can be easily cured by taking a decongestant like Sudafed.
If you're suffering from bronchitis or a chest cold, then taking an expectorant should help loosen up your phlegm. An expectorant cough medicine is different from a cough suppressant, because an expectorant is supposed to loosen the phlegm and make you cough--what they call a productive cough, which is good for people suffering from chest congestion or an infection in the lungs or bronchial tubes.
If you want to get rid of phlegm, don't take a cough suppressant or use throat lozenges. Cough medicines that are not explicitly labeled as expectorants will only serve to exacerbate your phlegm troubles. Anything that helps to numb the pain of a cough or suppress a cough will allow more mucous and phlegm to build up because you've essentially shut off the mechanisms in your body that are meant to produce, well, productive coughs.
Don't swallow that phlegm if you want to get rid of it. Phlegm functions as a sticky film, filled with infection fighting substances like glycoproteins and immunoglobulins, which attaches itself to the lining of your bronchial tubes and lungs. Generally speaking, when phlegm starts to get coughed up, it means that the substance has served its purpose and needs to be expelled. Spit that phlegm into a tissue rather than trying to swallow it, because swallowing often times reintroduces the phlegm back into your pulmonary (lung) system.

Hey LC, will you tell me now about nasal mucus?

No seriously. I have sinus infections every other month. Maybe you find something I don't know, since you are so good at this. Like how to stop having intense sinus attacks where I want to pull my eyeballs out and ram pseudoephedrine into the sockets.

Stop taking antibiotics. Let your body's defenses deal with the infection. Try herbal remedies they do work. Stop taking antibiotics. If you think that they are the only way to cure an infection you are wrong. Healthy lifestyle helps also, plenty of exercise, healthy nutrition and a good sleep habit are an important part of staying infection free. Eat some greens girl.

Yeah. Several problems. I get these painful attacks unless I take antibiotics to get rid of the infection. I've tried being off them for months but then I have three nights in a row where I consider going to the er with my pain.

I use a sinus rinse whenever I can to try and not take pseudoephedrine coz I get addicted to it. It clears the sinuses, but it doesn't get rid of the pain and doesn't stop me from getting fevers. I try getting into a hot shower to ease the pain, I tried a hot rag to the face and that really helps, but it comes back even more intensely once I stop.

I eat greens. And then I see them again 3 hours later, largely undigested, and causing me painful ouches. I think I don't eat enough because eating always makes me sick.

I have to have 8 hours of sleep anyways, or I'm a jerk but my family makes that hard. I sleep on a mattress on the floor in my basement next to my little sister's barbies.

I don't want to take the antibiotics, all I'm doing in the long run is building up my tolerance to them. And I get the harsh side effects. And it's friggin expensive!

I don't eat orange though. No matter what, carrots just make me gag. Disgusting!

My doctor probably has a solution or something but he never refers me to a specialist and I can't afford it anyways.

Someone just fix meh please.

hehehehehe.

OOhhh maybe I should ask you guys. I've been thinking about doing a fasting thing for a couple of days and where I drink nothing but water, then slowly graduate my stomach back up to regular food. I feel like I can do it since eating always makes me feel sick anyways. Do you think this would solve my non-digesting problemos?

That was possibly way too much information. Hooray anonyblog!!

The National Park Rangers are advising hikers in Glacier National Park and other Rocky Mountain parks to be alert for bears and take extra precautions to avoid an encounter.

They advise park visitors to wear little bells on their clothes so they make noise when hiking. The bell noise allows bears to hear them coming from a distance and not be startled by a hiker accidentally sneaking up on them. This might cause a bear to charge. Visitors should also carry a pepper spray can just in case a bear is encountered. Spraying the pepper into the air will irritate the bear's sensitive nose and it will run away.

It is also a good idea to keep an eye out for fresh bear scat so you have an idea if bears are in the area. People should be able to recognize the difference between black bear and grizzly bear scat. Black bear droppings are smaller and often contain berries, leaves, and possibly bits of fur. Grizzly bear droppings tend to contain small bells and smell of pepper.

Don't fast. Just start eating anything you can keep down immediately. You may be able to solve your problem with diet. And it sounds to me like any diet will do especially the ones where you eat food. Take vitamins and extra Iron for your ever shedding uterus. Be smart N!

Not liking to eat=anorexia. What I suspected....

Im not friggin anorexic. I love food. Not bulemic either lol. I love food. I'm skinny thanks to genetics; I'm just unhealthy. I don't like to eat right now because every time I do eat I get pains, feel very sick to my stomach, and then have uhh you know. The D word. Gross.

I'd like a diet that involves eating food.

I have 6 other family members that eat most of the food. There is a lot of canned food though, I might start getting into that. And there's always the cereal I eat that no one else touches. But mostly there's a 20 minute span where cooked food is available in my house. And without fail, that span takes place while i'm at school or work.

Although, they did save me some of the peas from last night's turkey pie. So thoughtful.

Food is not cheap guys. And I am not a rich person.

I need a cock

Indy the Great allows a discontented sigh to escape his lips as he surveys Paris form the balocony of his throne-room (pronounced as one word) atop the Arc de Triomphe.

Leroy?

Yes, Massah?

I cannot wait any longer for Kodybear, Magogo, and Vapor to attack. I want war! They have not posted in a month! Prepare the secret weapon for an offensive attack.

Leroy, knowing not to argue, just shakes his head and leaves the room to obey.

In an old post, "N" claimed to be "healthy" and that weight was up to the individual's lifestyle and not related to genetics. Full of shit, as I suspected.

I'm working on a Valentine's Day card. It goes like this.

It's Valentine's Day, so where's my blow job?
You should be choking on my big fuckin' knob.
It's Valentine's Day, so get down on your knees.
And tongue lap my ballsack, and then I'll be pleased.
Here is your present, was no time to wrap it.
Happy Valentine's Day, now suck and lap it.

I think she'll like it.

N, try V-Fusion. It's fruit-flavored V-8, and it it is not only delicious, it's packed full of nutrition. Warning: taste it BEFORE you read the ingredients. I was amazed at what kind of juices they put in the stuff and still make it taste so good. It will give you your fruit and vegetable servings along with vitamins and anti-oxidants. Fasting is a bad idea, since you're obviously already not getting the nutrition your body needs.

dl

Don't make come out there and force feed you some taters girl.
Good nutrition can be achieved with little money if you know what to eat. Being aware of how to satisfy your body's nutritional needs is important. When you become sick and can not get better your body is telling you to change something. I am suspecting that you need fresh fruits and veggies with some protein every day.
Please take care of yourself. I am looking forward to meeting you some day and you must stay healthy if that is ever going to happen.

Sperm is nutritious. I'm guessing she drinks lots of that.

AHAHAHA that is so funny that LC said that. I was going to make a dirty comment about it but he already beat me to it hehhee. I've said before, my penis is in Iraq. I think that answers a lot right there. Mister promises to feed me (hahahahahaha) when he comes home on leave in March. He knows I like to eat. Wow food is incredibly vulgar.

OHhhhhhhhhhhh taters yes please mister. I love to make the "chicken suprise" that you gave me the recipe to, and chicken alfredo and potato soup. Those are like the three things i'm good at hehe.

Today I went to jewel in between school and work and by some freak accident got two large things of V8 Fusion for $2 with the gift card my boss gave me for Christmas. And I like it. I'm setting it on my window sill (my grandma left so I got my room back) so that I can have more than three glasses of it before it disappears. I think I'll put the other in the fridge and let them have it.

Miss N giggles to see that someone is keeping tabs on her more than she thought. So maybe I lied, I'm only skinny because I got mom's genes. Ho hum.

No, its just that ignorance seems to stick in my mind. Don't know why.

Maybe you need something else to do.
Like figure out how to motivate 7th graders to learn spanish and not fight each other instead.

No blood for oil.

Reminds me. How can you tell if an anorexic woman is pregnant? You can see the fetus.

No blood for oil is accurate. I couldn't agree more.

Mmkay. Tell that to the president, not me. I don't have anything to do with it, genius.

But some people on here have been dumb enough to say that US troops in Iraq are sacrificing for their country. No, genius, their "sacrifices" were for oil and Bush/Cheney's financial interests. That's obviously the commenters' point, genius.

Mmmkay let's stop having an army and see how safe you feel in your bed at night. I doubt it would take very long for the same fools that repeatedly bomb my boyfriend's camp to make it over here.

I'll await your response telling me you don't need any damn protection, you have your own guns and blah blah blah.

Go fucking learn arabic and interrogate some terrorist prisoners yourself then.

While you're at it, post a guard for the Iraqi people next time they have an election with 200+ political parties to choose from and make sure there are no riots and none of the women get hurt. Try to ignore the children crowding around you and the groups of men wanting to shake your hand and say "Thank You" in their best English.

Then move your efficient ass over to Afghanistan and climb those freezing hills to meet with tribe leaders and convince them that they need to be on your side. Then protect them from attack after they give you the whereabouts of underground hideouts.

I'm sure you can do this without the army, since all they are there for is to dig for oil.

p.s. watch out for ied's, those are killer when they are buried on or next to your humvee's patrol road.

i need my pussy sucked on

Iraq has never even come close to invading the US..... 9/11 terrorists were linked to Afghanistan, NOT Iraq. Fact: Bush lied about weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.

Going to Iraq to fight "The War on Terror" is the equivalant of IF the US had invaded Mexico in WWII to stop Hitler or retaliate against Japan. Osama is free cause Bush bombed the wrong country, on purpose.

Dumb cunts who bang equally dumb jarheads are brainwashed, though. And very few military personnel have any intelligence. They typically have IQs in the freezing range.

I suck on pussy during the rag. The chunks taste good, and the chick gets multiple orgasms.

Okay. I don't care about you.

And since you've never been to Iraq, you have no idea what's going on there. I can see the pictures of him training the iraqi military. I can see the videos of the children playing soccer in the streets and the fat cat following soldiers out of the dining hall.

You're paying my boyfriend's salary whether you like it and believe in it or not.

He'll probably come home in a body bag, so the salary won't be for that long.

:)

I'm guessing the LC is :) ing at the thought of being eaten out on the rag, as this was described in another comment. Just a guess, but I know that's the easiest way to give a chick multiple orgasms. I slurp it down like chunky spaghetti sauce, and suck the used tampon too. Yeasty pussy tastes good as well. I like extra cheese on the furburger.

Its also nice that dorkybear hasn't posted in the last couple days. Obviously that dickweed never gets laid.

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT FROM INDY THE GREAT TO KODYBEAR AND VAPOR:

Urgent: post NOW, or I shall unleash my World-Destroying-Girlturd-Big-Turda-Cannon (pronounce as one word) and cover the entire PLANET EARTH in girlturds (pronounced as one word)! You have 24 hours to post or I shall make good this threat!

Unknown to many the KodyBear, Magogo and Vapor are seasoned Vaudeville entertainers. To the best of my knowledge they have been touring their three piece song and dance act and playing at all of the most famous burlesque clubs.

Mr. Indy, I am sure that those two clowns will be contributing a massive amount of shit to Turd Wars. Go play with yourself poopy boy.

You make me barf a little sometimes.

N

Kodybear's dorkiness makes us all barf.

Is someone else going to argue with me?

I don't have anything to do at school today....

A survey for the ladies.

Penis size, important or not? And if so, thickness, length, or both? And is the answer the same when taking it up the shitter?

Mine is thick and long, and women do like it. But is this generally preferred?

what would Leeeeeeeeeroy do?

Anyone else play WoW?

I like fat and short don't need things getting poked when I'm feeling freaky doesn't matter which end

So are we to assume that you like it in the mouth and up the ass? Since you don't care which end.
How about both ends at the same time?
Do you have a vagina?

I'm not saying some of you are freaks but you sure are freak-ish

Remember, I'm the nubile nymphomaniac.

WHY?? Why was I not invited to join the Koybear, Magogo, and Vapor Vaudeville Show? Surely they know that I am well-known (pronounced as one word) Vaudeville Aristocrats joke teller?!?!?

Tell us a joke Indy.

BREAKING NEWS

Magogo the Singing and Dancing Macarena has suffered a near fatal accident and will not be joining The Furry Freak Brothers for their next gig at Sydney Harbour Saturday night.

According to our resources The Monkey fell into the orchestra pit last week while performing with The Furry Freak Brothers at the Kennedy Center for the Preforming Arts.

"The show was going along just fine" said manager Jamima Butterworth, "Then they took a short break. When they came back that monkey was not right. He stumble-scurried right of the stage into the tuba."

The veterinarian said after cutting the large brass instrument from the screaming monkey's neck the monkey simply slipped in to a coma.

Kody and Vapor will put The Furry Freak Brothers show on without Magogo. Vapor says we need a little more fur and a little less freak and that furry little monkey will be missed. The Bear just growled and tuned his banjo.

This just in from JJ:

My uncle, _____(also a JJ), was recently found to have a mass in his brain. They do not know if it is cancerous or not. We do not have much information at this point but I know this: my uncle is a great man. He would do anything for anyone and has taken many people under his wing and into his home. Please please pray for him and our family.

N also asks for your kind thoughts, as he is considered an uncle to her as well.

<3
N

happy v day, anonyblogia ... hope your uncle gets better, n ...

lovies ... xxx
thegpr

Valentines Day has me thinking. A good business opportunity might be for a funeral home/mortuary to have a singles bar attached. Since most people start seeing someone else within a couple of weeks after the death of their significant other, this would be an attractive option for those choosing a funeral home for their deceased other half. And of course, everyone else in attendance at the funeral will self medicate by getting loaded afterwards.

I never thought about pickin' up chicks at afuneral home/mortuary. You know if you don't have any luck with the live chicks you could always hit on the dead ones. I would say a guy has a very good chance of getting laid with those odds. Thanks for the awesome idea!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Furry Freak Brothers show marches forward.
After last night's performance at the famous Sydney Harbour Opera House. The Furry Freak Brothers boarded their private jet and were off to Munich to play the world renowned Augustiner Biergarten. Tonight They will play on one of the largest stages of their career. The beer will be flowing and the show must go on.
The critics have stated that they do not know how they will top last night's performance. The three hour non-stop set was unprecedented. The owner of the popular electronics store chain, Circuit Shack, was seen clapping, dancing about and generally having a good time. All in attendance were quite entertained.
It seems that Magogo has suffered a broken collar bone and fractured ribs. These are only preliminary reports and we will update the status as soon as we know something. The Furry Freak Brothers are just not the same without that monkey but fans say that the music has taken a different path and they are interested to see what these two do on their own.

I came, I came, I came inside your anus.
I came, I came, I came right up your nose.
I came, I came, it splurged all over your carpet,
And then I licked your balls and sucked your hose.

[Da Capo]

I want to go home.

I been in this hospital with JJ for 24 hours now. something bad happened. but baby is okay. and she will be okay soon. i just want to go to sleep.

JJ, I will keep you in my thoughts and prayers.

In a smoke-filled (pronounced as one word), dark back room in one of Paris' oldest brasseries, Indy the Great sits with Leroy Cleophus Washington. They are both enjoying a bottle of 1974 Chateau LaTour, and a Montmartre prostitute waits for them outside.

"Leroy?"

"Yes, Massah?"

"Were you able to begro rig Magogo's tuba?"

"Yes, Massah! And he dun fell of dat stage an everytin!"

"Very good, Leroy. Very good. Next, we go for Jamima."

I'm tired.

I walked into a wall and my toe was bleeding all over but I couldn't see straight to do anything about it so I just put on some socks.

Now the cat is sick again, took her in and got her looked at but the old wound is bleeding all over my carpet.

Someone got fired at work and they want me to pick up extra shifts, not call off because I don't think it's a good idea to work.

I have two tests tomorrow and these words in these books don't make any sense.

Okay, there's all my complaining out in one go. I'm good now.

You may have thought it was your toe bleeding, but it was actually coming from your vagina. You are on the rag. May I munch your crimson rug?

When dumb bimbos wear the butt ugly flip flops, sandals, etc., this is what happens.

Who wears flip flops in the house? In the winter?

I'm not on my rag jackass. My toe is swollen like one of those miniature hot dogs.

What's sick is eating dinner on your bed and the cat, confined to your room, is using the litter box. True story.

LC, unfortunately, most people. People are dumb and lack taste.

In a dark, smoke-filled (pronounced as one word) room, inside of the Moulin Rouge, in a secluded, private quarter, Indy the Great, Leroy Cleophus Washington, and Snipples the Magical Clown are sitting at a workbench (pronounced as one word), doing something to a clarinet.

"There!" proclaims Indy. Jamima's clarinet is rigged with explosives. Leroy, when does she play her next solo in Kody's Vaudeville troupe?"

"Morrow."

"Good. Replace her clarinet withthis explosive one. Suffice it to say that she will go out with a bang."

"Massah, dat not funny. Dat an obvious pun."

"Touche'."

"Moulin Rouge", meaning "Red Windmill", is an expression one uses when a lady is on the rag (eg commenter 71 & 74, who lied about stubbing her toe) for example:

"My lady Penelope, would you allow me to feast upon your rug this evening?" inquired Arthur.

"Why no, my lord, for my Moulin Rouge is turning this week!" exclaimed her ladyship.

Miss N is an abnormal female and refuses to submit to feminine mundanities such as the turning of the red windmill.

they make drugs for that.

N es una perra...

Probably not, since my dNa says otherwise.

Come up with something else mas interesante.

you could probably just let someone else handle the coding to set up a system where users can flag abusive material. I'm sure anyone would like to do it pro bono... i was really glad when i found this site but disappointed that it was down...

Application to Date INDY (pronounced as one word)
1. N
2. 22
3. looks 17
4. 5 years of college
5. not TOO much older
6. heck yeah
7. love it
8. ehhh that's a one way door
9. -$5000
10. potato soup, chicken alfredo, and any kind of baked good
11. spanish, education, bilingual education
12. vegetable gardening, farm-tending
13. durrr no clue
14. everything is fucked up, & all you need is love
15. pill pusher, future teacher of languages
16. have gotten over obsessive cheating issues
17. smoke gives me sinus infections
18. i often wonder what is buried under the concrete
19. they need female intervention, at least in that department
20. actually, none that include "men in general"
21. i might be oblivious, or retribute with a horrible one of my own

hahaha

hahaha

Dear employee:
As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for all department areas, we are forced to cut down on our number of personnel. Under this plan, older employees will be asked to take early retirement, thus permitting the retention of younger people who represent our future

Therefore, a program to phase out older personnel by the end of the next fiscal year, via retirement, will be placed into effect immediately. This program will be known as S.L.A.P. (Severance of Late-Aged Personnel).

Employees who are SLAPPED will be given the opportunity to look for jobs outside the company.

SLAPPED employees can request a review of their employment records before actual retirement takes place This review phase of the program will be called S.C.R.E.W (Survey of Capabilities of Retired Elderly Workers).

All employees who have been SLAPPED and SCREWED may file an appeal with upper management.

This appeal is called S.H.A.F.T (Study by Higher Authority Following Termination).

Under the terms of the new policy, an employee may be SLAPPED once, SCREWED twice, but may be SHAFTED as many times as the company deems appropriate.

If an employee follows the above procedure, he/she will be entitled to
get: HE.R.P.E.S. (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel's Early Severance) or CLAP (Combined Lump sum Assistance Payment).

As H.E.R.P.E.S.. and C.L.A.P. are considered benefit plans, any employee who has received H.E.R.P.E.S . or C.L.A.P. will no longer be SLAPPED or SCREWED by the company.

Management wishes to assure the younger employees who remain on board that the company will continue its policy of training employees through our: Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.).

We take pride in the amount of S.H.I.T. our employees receive. We have given our employees more S.H.I.T. than any company in this area. If any employee feels they do not receive enough S.H.I.T. on the job, see your immediate supervisor. Your supervisor is specially trained to make sure you receive all the S.H.I.T. you can stand.

And, once again, thanks for all your years of loyal service with us!

The Management

I'm guessing the questions to 6-7 were, do you like getting eaten out on the rag?, and do you like getting eaten out during a yeast infection?

I like to insert a funnel in a woman's ass, piss in it, and watch her expel the piss enema. Or instead of pissing in it, pour in some milk and drink it out with a straw. A chocolate shit shake.

Question 8: obviously "Would you take it up the chuff?" or similar ... so, LC, I'm afraid N is not the woman for you. Good luck with that whole shit shake thing though ... I'm sure INDY (pronounced as one word) himself may be able to help you out there.

Not interested in anorexic bimbos, and I'm not into guys.

I do like the rainbow kiss (69ing on a woman's rag, then after cumming in her mouth kissing and exchanging.)

I've found a lot of women also like to taste their own period on a guy's cock.

I also like to tongue kiss a chick's poopchute.

Admin, the site as intended is dead.
Thanks for the good times. Let is remain this way -- in a comma. People show up to save face, but no one really cares anymore.

It is coma, not comma, you idiot.

Anonyblog is dead.

No it isn't.

Anonyblog is like a sleeping volcano. It will never die. Soon Anonyblog will spew forth interesting anonymous entries. As the Great Admin has said "Patience is a virtue".

Anonyblog has anthrax.

I spew forth loads of thick cum all over my keyboard as I jerk to net porn.

LC, what color is your cum?

The usual white, duh...

To the poster mentioning a pregnant chick in the hospital.
Remember, afterbirth tastes great on pizza. Don't miss this opportunity when she gives birth.

You make my guts hurt.

And don't say "poster" like you don't know who I am.

oh yeah, and i'm also numero 100. lucky day.

Oh, forgot. Chopped up, the umbilical cord is great in spaghetti (as part of the sauce). And when the water breaks, save it. Mixed with Italian dressing, it is good on a salad.

Well, the last commenter but four, some people's cum is a little bit yellowish / creamy, so I was just wondering ... Also, what texture / consistency is it? Furthermore, how many fluid ounces of cum do you usually ejaculate on average?

When I ejaculate, I average about 25 ounces of semen per session.

That MoFo can fill up a High Gravity can.
Sheeeeeeeeeiiiiit!

WELL?? WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU KODYBEAR AND MAGOGO AND VAPOR???? I AM READY FOR WAR AND YOU ARE SCREWING AROUND IN A FREAKING VAUDEVILLE VARIETY SHOW IN CHICAGO!!! GET YOUR ASSES BACK HERE AND FIGHT DAMMIT!

TheGPR suggests a one day truce ... for today is the birthday of his lordship, the infamous INDY THE GREAT, girlshit (pronounced as one word) consumer, pelvis breaker and poopchute defiler sumpreme.

Many happy returns!

- The Great Post Restorer

Tomorrow is my nephew's birth day.

:)

Wish us luck and speed!

N

WELL?? WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU KODY MAGOGO AND VAPOR?? RUNNING LIKE VAUDEVILLE CHCKENS?? COME FIGHT LIKE BEARS, MONKEYS, AND MEN!!!

Abortion is beautiful.

Here's a household tip.

Those free bibles that the gideons hand out can come in handy as emergency toilet paper. Not comfortable, but sometimes better than pants full of poo.

Blood for oil makes all of our guts hurt.

I like to stretch my foreskin way past my cock head and sew it shut with a needle and thread. When I piss, it fills like a leaky water balloon.

Aw, fun, I don't have a foreskin so I can't
:-( meh.

That mortuary/funeral home post made me think of something. Here's a sympathy card that would be very appropriate in most cases.

Outside: Deepest sympathy for the passing of your spouse.

Inside: But congratulations on your recent engagement.

By "passing of your spouse" do you mean as in through a sphincter? ... that is to say, as one would "pass" a turd?

What does everyone else think of cannibalism?

Let's have a discussion. I think it's lovely ...

I'm always up for trying new things human meat has got to taste better than frog legs. (I wonder If it would need gravy?)

TheGPR wishes to extend his formal congratulations to JJ (and auntie N of course) for the fabulous spawning of infant L, which took place just several hours ago ... Uncles Indy, Kody & Vapor (and pet Magogo) are also very proud, I'm sure!

Nobody gives a fuck about this twatwaffle's bastard brat.

LOL, no cannibalism for the passing. But when someone's spouse dies, the still living spouse will usually start seeing someone else instantly, so the card makes sense. Convienent and environmentally friendly, as it eliminates the need to send two seperate cards.

Abortion is beautiful.

Thank you, good friend.

LS stabilized early this morning and looks beautiful.

He smells very nice.

N just got peed on. No one else got peed on.

I wish I could stay here with him all week!

On the other hand, I think I'll go home soon and finally get some sleep.....

<3
N

N: very happy that baby is ok!!

Unplanned pregnancy=slut.

Uncle Vapor is very proud and relieved to hear that JJ, L & N are feeling well and also wants N to know that it is better to get pissed on than pissed off.

Welcome to the wild world of parenting JJ.

:D

Hey guys. :D

We're having a good time. It's just us three here today (for now). JJ is still kind of immobilized from the C-section and therefore is struggling to keep L happy when he wakes up. N is uber excited to be very good at picking him up and calming him down. And at changing the diapers.

N & L took a nap together all morning; it was so nice. N got him calmed down again and now he is taking a nap with mom.

It's so nice.

Thanks guys.

NOW THAT MY FREAKING BARFDAY IS OVER AND THE BABY IS OK, I HEREBY FREAKING DEMAND THAT KODY, MAGOGO, AND VAPOR REJOIN THE FREAKING WAR! NOW!

Have you been watching DrinkingWithBob on YouTube too freaking much? What's next, what's next, what's next?

Here is my suggestion Indy:

Call them. Like on the freaking phone.

I bet you could do it if you tried.

N

What amazes me is when dumb shits get happy over their serious mistakes. Would you be happy if this chick had contracted syphilis? This is nothing more than a sexually transmitted parasite. Would you be happy if she was expelling a tapeworm?

A DNA test should be mandatory, cause when it comes to stupid sluts like this, there's just no telling who the real father is.

(Note: In the first paragraph, I am NOT referring to INTENTIONAL pregnancies by those who are 21+, financially and mentally stable, and have completed any higher education they had planned. What I AM referring to is dumb hos - those who had accidental pregnancies, teen pregnancies, etc.)

What's ur number, N? I wanna call you.

My number is 4. Find the rest of it and you can call me.

What amazes me is that people still continue to decide for themselves who is allowed to have a child. I bet if a survey were taken it would conclude that 99% of the world's population was unplanned.

You could stop concerning yourself with L's parentage, since the father already had a DNA test performed, regardless of the fact that L is his miniature in looks.

You're a retard. People don't love tapeworms. People love people, with the exception of you.

N <3's L.

If I wanted to, I could show up on Kodybear's doorstep (pronounced as one word) today! However, I desire to continue the war here! Let them come to me!

***** BREAKING NEWS *****

Girlshit (prounced as one word) Devourer Captures Macarena Monkey

In a surprise attacking move on his enemies, INDY THE GREAT has kidnapped the singing and dancing pet stroke sidekick of his most esteemed Eminence Excellency Kody R Bear, Magogo, and is currently holding him hostage in his secret underground lair (exact location unknown - thought to be underneath or near the Arc de Triomphe de l'Étoile, Paris), protected by his army of girlshit (prounced as one word) robots.

His Excellency, too distraught at present to be interviewed (even in the rarest of conditions) was heard to splutter something about having his revenge upon Indy, before he was whisked away in his limousine by Lord Master Chef Vapor.

It is not known at this point whether INDY THE GREAT is demanding a ransom in return for life of Magogo. GPR News will continue to monitor and report on the situation.

N slinks nervously down a Parisian alleyway. The stench of the girlshit filled Catacombs fills the air. Her heart pounds outside of her chest, revealing her location (and suspicious activity) to anyone nearby.

N is nervous. Perhaps this is treachery. Will she be punished for her actions? In these grey (British spelling) areas during these dark (and boring) times, the rules are not clear. Who is considered Klan? If that includes everyone that is not anti-Klan or innocent bystanders, then that includes Indy as well, right?

"But isn't Indy the enemy?" echoes in N's head.

Klan or not, enemy or not, drastic (and boring) times call for drastic measures. N reaches the end of the alleyway. A dark figure obscures the street beyond, his outstretched hand covered in fine Italian leather.

"Do you have the requested information?"

"Yeah," sighs N, "it's all there, even the pic--" "Silence!!" he interrupts.

N hands over the stylish pink folder. The man turns away and disappears into the attractive 1972 Chevrolet Corvette.

N heads home to do some more homework.

Somewhere in the Parisian night can be heard the distinct stressed chirping of a squirrel, followed by the unmistakable, evil chuckling of Indy the Great.

"Yes, Hank, that red collar DOES seem to be stifling your seual development."

Somewhere in the Parisian night can be heard the distinct stressed chirping of a squirrel, followed by the unmistakable, evil chuckling of Indy the Great.

"Yes, Hank, that red collar DOES seem to be stifling your sexual development."

daddy help me ... big fart man steal me... and red collar stifle sex develop

Pro-war types do love unplanned babies, as often the parents can't or don't support the kids, and they grow up to be in the military out of lack of any other opportunities. The war mongers always need fresh meat to keep on killing non-whites/non-christians in wars, and to return home in body bags, comas, or missing several limbs. Pro-military types love unplanned babies, cause they grow up to be dead soldiers.

"OH MY, Ape Lord Have mercy!" cried Jamima as she realizes that Magogo has been ApeKnapped.
"It mussa been dat fart sniffin', turd munchin' takes it up the ass INDY THE GREAT", she said.
"Massa Walker? we gots to get in touch wit Vapor. He is da only one who can save dat monkey."

LISTEN KODY BEAR: I HAVE YOUR SQUIRREL AND I WILL MURDER LITTLE HANK UNLESS YOU FREAKING POST HERE!

CHALLENGE: I hereby agree to write an epic-poem (pronounced as one word) with any and all qualifications that anyone here gives me! I shall write this epic-poem (pronounced as one word) in three days! I am doing this to prove my genius-intelligence (pronounced as one word)!

You have to much time on your hands my friend

You have to much time on you hands genius

***** RESPONSE TO INDY'S CHALLENGE *****

You are to write a poem all about the ontological argument with particular regard to the existence of girlshit (pronounced as one word) with the following criteria:

1) The poem shall be in dactylic hexameter, albeit with three cleverly disguised errors in the meter.
2) One verse shall be in French (preferably old French) and one shall be in ancient Latin.
3) It shall include at least five characters from Anonyblog and display an intimate knowledge of their various idiosynchrasies.
4) It shall also include Emma Watson, the Dalai Lama, Nelson Mandela, Cameron Diaz, the Unabomber, John F. Kelly from Philadelphia and at least one other surprise famous/infamous personality (fictional or non-fictional).
5) At least two verses shall comprise a concise description of the Battle of Thermopylae, but shall deviate from history's account of it with a surprise twist at the end.
6) The poem shall have distinct Marxist-Leninist and racialistic undertones.
7) One verse shall deviate from the dactylic hexameter. The meter of this verse shall be the author's choosing, but must have anapests instead of dactyls.
8) Several verses should be a story within a story, and should include a grand event such a competition, a festival, a fight, a party etc in which shit and the manipulation/ingestion thereof is the main focus or theme should occur.
9) Of course, "pronounced as one word" must litter the poem.
10) Finally, the manner of writing of the entire poem shall be so foul, so disgusting, so lewd, so degenerate, so utterly vile that it shall surely be judged to be the most filthy and abominably corrupt piece of writing EVER to have been spawned from the mind of INDY THE GREAT (and therefore, indeed, possibly the most gratuitously filthy piece of literature in history).

As it hath be challenged, so shall it be! Let the games begin!

I'm excited about this epic piece of shit.

this site sucks, iv been wanting to post something on here for a fucking long time and still nothing has happened to it. Thank you to all the spammers who have ruined what could have been a potentially cool site.

Hey, "Nob0dy", why don't you go stroke that vagina you just grew and cry it out to somebody who gives a shit?

I want to suck on a pussy so bad I want to run my tongue through it's wet lips suck on it's clit I want a face full of pussy I have never had one before but I'm going to cum all over myself just at the thought of it God I need a pussy to suck on

It's "ITS CLIT" not "IT'S CLIT"

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey LC but one, I sucked on a pussy last night. It was moist and gleaming and smelled like strawberries & cream with a hint of fish (was a little bit too hairy for my liking but that's OK). I kissed in between its wet lips, caressed its clit with my tongue and made its owner writhe in ecstasy.

I hope you men seriously don't believe that women writhe in ecstasy because you "kissed" and "caressed".

And remember: Screw, don't pound.

There ya go.

N

> I hope you men seriously don't believe that women writhe in ecstasy because you "kissed" and "caressed".

Your male just doesn't know how to do it right. Sucks to be you!

> And remember: Screw, don't pound.

How about pump, smack, bang, tap, smash, bone or hit up?

The sores on my johnson are ribbed, for her pleasure.

Dear Ladies, Gentlemen and Indy,

Your attention please ... Kody R. Bear and Vapor have been diagnosed with pink-eye from farting on each other's pillows too much. This explains their prolonged absence from Anonyblog.

I would ask, please, upon resumption of the Turd Wars, following their return, that fecal matter be kept as far away as possible from their conjunctivae.

Signed,
Dr. TheGPR (The General PRactitioner)

Unfortunately, as fecal-matter (pronounced as one word) is an integral part of the Turd War [nominative absolute subordinate clause], that is not possible.

Nerds.

Dear INDY THE GREAT,

To further qualify my statement ... To your heart's content, you may smear afore-mentioned (pronounced as one word) fecal-matter (pronounced as one word) in, on and around any parts of the bodies of my clients EXCEPT their eyes. Indeed, feces-turds (pronounced as one word) may be forcibly stuffed down throat-oesophagi (pronounced as one word); dung may be flung at kneecaps (pronounced as one word); the lower halves of face-countenances (pronounced as one word) may be smothered in girlshit (pronounced as one word); abdomen-midriffs (pronounced as one word) may be doused in a lake of stinky-pooh (pronounced as one word) ... However conjunctiva re-infection is strictly prohibited!

Regards,
Dr. TheGPR

PS May I remind you that your epic shit-poem (pronounced as one word) is nearly due ...

My Dearest GeneralPRactitioner (pronounced as one word):
For your sake, and not for the sake of the KodyRBearMagogoVaporJemima-Unit (pronounced as one word), I shall refrain from hurling feces-copros (pronounced as one word) into their occular-ophthalmic-globes (pronounced as one word). Please be advised, however, that I shall compensate-make-up-for (pronounced as one word) this, by increasing the amount of feces-shit (pronounced as one word) that I hurl into their gustatory-masticatory-mouth-holes (pronounced as one word).

Sincerely,
INDY THE GREAT

Warm regards, my dear Indy (who is Great),

I am so glad we have come to this agreement! Verily, you may interfere-meddle (pronounced as one word) with the gustatory-olfactory-auditory-kinaesthetic-somatosensory (pronounced as one word) systems of my clients, but the visual-optical-orbs (pronounced as one word) shall not come in contact with any of the said faeces-stool-excrement (pronounced as one word) lest their lachrymal-glands (pronounced as one word) begin to weep yellow-green-mucus-goo (pronounced as one word).

Cordially,
Dr. TheGPR

My Dearest Lover, GeneralPRactitioner (the greatest and most knowledgeable of the medical-spelcialties [pronounced as one word]):

Very well. The occular-ophthalmic-visual-retinal-globe-orbs (pronounced as one word) shall ob off-limits (pronounced as one word), but I shall indeed target the rest of the sensory-visual-olfactory-gustatory-audio-tactile-central-nervous-system-occipital-lobe-brain-stem-hippo-campus-somatic-kinaesthetic-(British spelling)-systemic-stimuli-reactionary-units (pronounced as one word).

Sincerely,

INDY THE GREAT

Earth day is coming up. So remember, used toiletpaper and tissues are recyclable. And ladies, so are tampons and pads. And guys, recycle those condoms as well. These things cannot be placed in with the other recyclables, of course, they need to be separate. And the recycler must specifically accept these types of materials, many don't. So always ask first. But recycling these is great for the environment.

Speaking of recycling, my all-girlturd-diet (pronounced as one word) is very green! I never consume any human food!

INDY THE GREAT! Your epic-shit-essay (pronounced as one word) is long overdue! Where is it?! Submit it this instant!!

I shall submit it as soon as Kody R. Bear, Magogo, and Lord Master Vapor return to the war!

I recycle tampons with my mouth. After removing them with my tongue and teeth, I suck on them till they are clean enough to reuse.

LC, do you recycle pads too? And menstrual cups? How about urinary incontinence pads?

I recycle Emma Watson's girlturds (pronounced as one word).

I drink from menstrual cups. I suck pads too, but not diapers.

WHAT THE HELL IS A "MENSTRUAL CUP?"

I want to grind my juicy pussy against another juicy pussy

A flexible plastic cup inserted in the pussy during the rag, instead of a tampon. Washable, reusable. But I use them for drinking her period.

Sorry, whose period in particular?

For example:

"Oh, my Lord Arthur," moaned Lady Penelope, as she thrust her menstrual cup deep inside her crimson cunt. "Another freshly shed dram of my uterine lining awaits your luscious lips!"

"The turning of your moulin rouge, poppet, is all I live for," replied his lordship; whereupon he doused her beautiful beaming countenance with eleven ounces of his thick creamy man-custard (pronounced as one word).

YOU STUPID SCHLEPPS! NO ONE USES A "MENSTRUAL CUP!" I THINK THE LAST WOMAN TO USE ONE WAS A CRO-MAGNON! IDIOTS!! EVEN IN RWANDA-CONGO (PRONOUNCED AS ONE WORD) THEY USE PADS!!

WHAT IS A SCHLEPP?! WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING?!

Penelope, my good Lady, might I gustate and masticate upon the delicate, floral aroma of thy femina-faeces (pronounced as one word)?

NEW SEX MOVES SWEEPING THE NATION!!

There is a new sex move that is sweeping the nation! A naked-nude (pronounced
as one word) man-lover (pronounced as one word) and girl-lover (pronounced as
one word) are each tied to the back-spine (pronounced as one word) of a giant-large
(pronounced as one word) male-bull-bovine-cow (pronounced as one word) with
mad-cow-disease (pronounced as one word). As the enormous bull rages and buck-shakes
(pronounce as one word), the man-lover (pronounced as one word), who has a raging
erection (pronounced as one word) must try to manipulate-steer (pronounced as
one word) his bull-cow (pronounced as one word) so that he is able to insert
his penis-cock (pronounced as one word) into the girl-lover's (pronounced as
one word) vagina-vulva (pronounced as one word). All the while, the girl-lover
(pronounced as one word) is shitting out girl-diarrhea (pronounced as one word)
onto the ground, making the surface slippery for the bull-cows (pronounced as
one word), who already ca not control themselves. Once the man-lover (pronounced
as one word) achieves copulation-penetration (pronounced as one word), the sex-move
(pronounced as one word) is over-finished (pronounced as one word). But, if
he fail-loses (pronounced as one word), he must lick up all of the girl-diarrhea
(pronounced as one word) from the ground, and his ball-testicles (pronounced
as one word) are trample-squashed (pronounced as one word) by the bull-cow (pronounced
as one word). This new sex-move (pronounced as one word) is called THE LUNATIC'S
SQUEEZE PLAY.

There is a new sex move that is sweeping the nation! A naked-nude (pronounced
as one word) man-lover (pronounced as one word), a naked-nude (pronounced as
one word) girl-lover (pronounced as one word), and fifteen rabid baboons are
confined in the zoo, inside of the eagle-bird's (pronounced as one word) giant-big
(pronounced as one word) enclosure-cage (pronounced as one word). The rabid-baboons
(pronounced as one word) are given copious amounts of the girl-lover's (pronounced
as one word) girl-feces-turds (pronounced as one word). The feces-turds (pronounced
as one word) have been coated with a deadly-poison (pronounced as one word)
that will kill a human being on contact with the epidermis-skin (pronounced
as one word). The man-lover (pronounced as one word), who has a raging-erection
(pronounced as one word), attempts to have nookie-sex (pronounced as one word)
with the girl-lover's (pronounced as one word) vagina-vulva (pronounced as one
word). All the whle, the rabid-baboons (pronounced as one word), from the lateral-sides
(pronounced as one word) of the enclosure-cage (pronounced as one word), are
hurling-throwing (pronounced as one word) the poison-girl-feces (pronounced
as one word) at the two lovers. If the man achieves copulation, then their
lives are spared. If they are hit with the poison-feces (pronounced as one
word) then they die. This new sex-move (pronounced as one word) is called CORNELIUS'
REVENGE.

There is a new sex move that is sweeping the nation! This sex-move (pronounced
as one word) must be performed in a cold climate in the dead-of-winter (pronounced
as one word), with lots of snow-ice (pronounced as one word) on the ground.
Two lovers each command the release from their poopy-holes (pronounced as one
word) of a giant feces-turd (pronounced as one word), and then mash and shape
the feces-turd (pronounced as one word) into a giant sled, sort of like a cow-patti
(pronounced as one word) in that it is flat, but large enough to sit upon. Then,
this turd-sled (pronounced as one word) is allowed to freeze and harden. Then
each lover sits on his or her turd-sled (pronounced as one word), the man-lover
(pronounced as one word) having a raging-erection (pronounced as one word).
Then the girl-lover (pronounced as one word) sits on her turd-sled (pronounced
as one word) and then starts to slide down a mountain-hill (pronounced as one
word) of snow-ice (pronounced as one word). The man-lover (pronounced as one
word) waits three seconds, and then does the same, chasing after her. The goal
of the man-lover (pronounced as one word) is to insert his penis-cock (pronounced
as one word) into the girl-lover's (pronounced as one word) vagina-vulva (pronounced
as one word) and have sex with her. Her goal is to avoid him. If the two reach
the bottom of the mountain-hill (pronounced as one word) without sex, then the
man must eat the girl-lover's (pronounced as one word) turd-sled (pronounced
as one word). This new sex-move (pronounced as one word) is called THE COLD
SHOULDER.

There is a new sex move that is sweeping the nation! Two lovers lie in the
classic 69 position, side by side, with each one having his/her face right up
against the ano-genital (pronounced as one word) region of the other. Then,
while performing fellatio (pronounced as one word), she engorges herself on
pasta, meat, and other filling, solid foods. After a while, she begins to release
feces-turds (pronounced as one word) from her poopy-hole (pronounced as one
word). The man's face being in her ano-genital (pronounced as one word) region,
the girl-feces-turd (pronounced as one word) forces itself into his mouth-hole
(pronounced as one word). The man-lover (pronounced as one word) then eats
the feces-turd (pronounced as one word). As he digests it, he then releases
a man-feces-turd (pronounced as one word) into the girl-lover's (pronounced
as one word) mouth-hole (pronounced as one word), and she eats it and digests
it, and releases it again. This continues in an endless-cycle (pronounced as
one word), until one of them decides to break it. This new sex-move (pronounced
as one word) is called THE SNAKE.

There is a new sex move that is sweeping the nation! This move works best when
performed by the man-lover (pronounced as one word) without the girl-lover (pronounced
as one word) knowing it is to be performed. She is performing fellatio on you,
guys, and beforehand, you have eaten lots of Mexican-food (pronounced as one
word). Right when you are about to have your orgasm-climax (pronounced as one
word), you turn around with your anus-hole (pronounced as one word) in her face,
and you masturbate yourself to orgasm while releasing manfarts (pronounced as
one word) and manturds (pronounced as one word) in her girl-face-eyes (pronounced
as one word), and all the while you are saying, in a sailor's accent, "Ak
ak ak Oliveg, me poops in yer eye!" This new sex-move (pronounced as one
word) is called THE POPEYE POOPEYE.

There is a new sex move that is sweeping the nation! Two lovers are spaced
roughly ten-feet (pronounced as one word) apart, each one assuming the doggy-style
(pronounced as one word) position. The girl, having engorged herself with Mexican-food
(pronounced as one word), then violently shoots out a projectile feces-turd
(pronounced as one word) that flies through the air ten-feet (pronounced as
one word) in a giant arc. The girl-feces-turd (pronounced as one word), with
the help of some great aim by the girl-lover (pronounced as one word), and some
great catching ability by the man-lover (pronounced as one word), then lands
in the man-lover's (pronounced as one word) dilated-open (pronounced as one
word) man-pooy-hole (pronounced as one word). He catches it with his open manturdpoopyhole
(pronounced as one word), then shoots it back at her. She then catches it with
her girlturdpoopyhole (pronounced as one word), shoots it back, he catches it,
etc. All the while they are masturbating themselves to orgasm-climax (pronounced
as one word). They do this until they cum, and then whoever has the feces-turd
(pronounced as one word) in his or her poopy-hole (pronounced as one word),
is "it," and has to eat it. This new sex-move (pronounced as one
word) is fittingly called THE SHOOTING SPREE.

There is a new sex move that is sweeping the nation! Two lovers and fifteen
militaristic gay men are confined nude inside of a caged wrestling-arena (pronounced
as one word). The straight-man-lover (pronounced as one word) and all of the
militaristic gay men have raging erections. The straight-man-lover (pronounced
as one word) must run around, trying to insert his cock-penis (pronounced as
one word) into the girlanus (pronounce as one word) of the girl-lover (pronounced
as one word). All the while, the militaristic gay men run around trying to
insert their gaypenii (pronounced as one word) into the mananus (pronounced
as one word) of the straight-man-lover (pronounced as one word). All the while,
the girl-lover (pronounced as one word) has a 15-foot-long (pronounced as one
word), barbed-wire (pronounced as one word) dildo, which she must try to insert
into the manturdpoopyholes (pronounced as one word) of the militaristic gay
men. Hilarity ensues until someone gets hurt. This new sex-move (pronounced
as one word) is called THE PEACOCK'S CHARADE.

Not only is earth day coming up, so is spring. On Memorial Day, I enjoy pissing on the graves of US soldiers killed in Iraq. I wipe my ass with the obits, too.

Uhhm, actually lots of women use menstrual cups, as its the easiest way to collect the period for drinking by significant others.

My mom's birthday is on earth day.....

Why, my Lord Arthur, I thought that you would never ask! In return I expect to be permitted to gorge myself upon another several tots of your luscious marquis-love-yoghurt (pronounced as one word) which you shall surely spurt forth in gay abandon upon first whiff of my earthy (yet refined in flavour) contessa-copros-excrementa (pronounced as one word) as it crowns at my delicately puckered sphincter-poopey-hole (pronounced as one word).

My turds are huge. The girth is almost as big as the toilet drain, and they often reach from the bottom of the drain to the top of the bowl. Plunging the toilet is routine. The modern low water consumption toilets (mandated for new toilets in the US since 1994 or so) are unusable, they WILL flood the whole place after one of my shits. (Unless they are the pressurized ones, like you see in public bathrooms.) Very glad I have a real toilet (pre-1994). Although plunging is routine, an overflow is rare.

Well, my noble girlturds (pronounced as one word in RI) average 7 metres in length, and 3 metres in girth.

Every time I find out that people I know had ugly/average looking exes I can't help but feel a tinge of happiness and pride that mine are hot damn good looking.

Damnit now I'm missing my ex bad.

Which is no doubt why they are no longer with you....

This world just consists of a bunch of shitty people being shitty to each other all the fucking time, nothing more. There's no such thing as love - only cheap imitations. Choice is an illusion - the future is inevitable, just as the past is unchangeable.

There is no point to life other than to be and to persist, and, if we are lucky, to continue existing (albeit as only half of our original selves) through our offspring.

What a stupid existence.

His Esteemed Excellency Eminence Kody R Bear will return to Anonyblog. His Exalted EEminence awaits one hundred miles below the Earth's surface. The pig anus time portal undulates, ready to take the great army into 2009 and the front page of Anonyblog! Magogo the Singing and Dancing Macarena Monkey awaits to quell the lair of Lindsey Russell The Trog Beast!

"Leroy?"

"Yes, Massah?"

"Could that be the real Kody R. Bear?"

"I's don knowses dat, Massah."

"Hmm. Do we still have Hank the Squirrel hostage, along with that red collar that clearly stifles his sexual development?"

"Yes, Massah."

"And what happened to my other sidekick (pronounced as one word), Snipples the Magical Pooping Clown?"

"He dun disappeardses, Massah."

"Curses! They all leave me! All but you, Leroy. Well, find me a second-sidekick (pronounced as one word) quickly, and ready the girlshit-robot-warrior-brigade (pronounced as one word) and Big Turda, in case it is the real enemy and the war is back on!"

"Yes, Massah."

"Oh, and Leroy? One more thing."

"Wat dat, Massah?"

"Be sure to pronounce that all as one word."

The Great Post Restorer would like to deny, formally (in case it was being wondered) that he had nothing to do with the post dated March 21, 2009 3:11PM, and that he thinks it is indeed likely to have been made by the real Kody R. Bear, or else some other entity suitably schooled in Anonyblog lore ... enough to know the description "The Trog Beast" vis-à-vis (pronounced as one word) Lindsey Russell (incidentally coined by himself).

TheGPR would also like to remind INDY THE GREAT that his epic-shit-disquisition-poem (pronounced as one word) is now long overdue, and that he (said Indy) had promised to deliver it (said poetic masterpiece) upon the return of His Excellency to Anonyblog ... Well?

shit ... deny ... nothing to do with ... should be deny ... anything to do with ... fuck it ... too much vintage red wine ...

The Bear Looked at the Monkey. The Monkey looked at the Bear while adjusting his vest and pendant.

"How do I look Magogo?"

"You looks radiant Yo Excellency. Yo has been asleep for a long time. Yo sho nuff look rested."

"Excellent. And you have been maintaining the vile toxin chamber?"

"Yes yo eminence. Dee whole army is fat and happy awaiting yo speech.

"Good. And you have been paying our Internet bill? We cannot afford another lapse of service!", screetched the Bear.

"Yes Yo Exalted. I dun paid up dee bill fo dee next hundred years."

"Good. Now listen carefully. I want you to get Dooky sober. I want you and Dooky to join me in the vile toxin chamber tomorrow at noon. There I will deliver my war speech! Then we will lead our forces through the undulating pig anus time portal into 2009!

"Yes! Yes! Excellency! I has been real bored while you has been hibernating. I done smoked up all dee ca........"

"Silence! You had best sober your monkey ass up now Magogo! I still can't believe you fucked up our show by falling into a Tuba! Perhaps you can deliver a better performance when we present The Aristocrats! Yes? Humm?"

"Yes Excellency. I try to rehearse dat part where I splits dem kids in half wiffin my giant........."

"Shut up goddamnit! Now just make sure the army is ready for my speech."

"Yes Yo Radiant Excellency."

Everyone is awaiting Kody R. Bear's great speech with masturbated breath!

My asspipe is itching uncontrollably. I need a chick to scratch it with her tongue. Just thinking about this gives me a 13 inch boner.

Kody R. Bear, Magogo the Singing Dancing Macarena Monkey, Miss N., Indy the Great, the Great Post Deleter, the Great Post Restorer, the General PRactitioner, Dooky the Kangaroo, Manservant Leroy Cleophus Washington, and Lindsey Russell all walked into a talent agent's office.

“Sorry people,” exclaimed the agent, “I don't take walk-in family acts.”

“Wait, wait!” squealed Kody R. Bear, giggling and chortling with glee-delight (pronounced as one word). Just give us five minutes, and I swear you will not be able to turn down this act!”

The agent sighed and replied, “Well, hell, business has been slow, so why not? The stage is yours.”

Everyone except Kody R. Bear ran backstage as a sole, blue-azure (pronounced as one word) spotlight shone down upon the bear's head. Kody R. Bear ripped off his clothing to reveal a half-flaccid (pronounced as one word) floppy bear-penis (pronounced as one word). He licked his hand and, using the saliva as lube, began to furiously rub his bear-meat-tube (pronounced as one word) until it was throbbing, erect, and purple with engorged blood. Magogo the Singing Dancing Macarena Monkey, wearing a ballerina's tutu and nothing else, began shimmying onto the stage, doing a Middle-Eastern (pronounced as one word) belly dance as Dooky the Kangaroo, playing the sitar, following him, urinating-pissing (pronounced as one word) on the stage as he went. From stage left, Miss N. slithered onto the stage like a snake. She was completely nude, and spewed out bursts of girl-diarrhea (pronounced as one word) from her girlanus (pronounced as one word) rhythmically to the beat of Dooky's music. Indy the Great was also nude and was riding Miss N. like a surfboard as he shoved a blood-lubed (pronounced as one word) baseball bat up inside of her massive childbirth-vagina (pronounced as one word) while he used his other hand to shove his huge hard cock deep inside of Lindsey Russell's girl-mouth-gustatory-masticatory-hole (pronounced as one word). Then all hell broke loose. The Great Post Deleter and the Great Post Restorer, engaged in man-sixty-nine (pronounced as one word), led Manservant Leroy Cleophus Washington out on stage in a slave-collar (pronounced as one word), shouting, “Die nigger die! Die nigger die!” The General PRactitioner ran on stage smeared in Emma Watson's vaginal-mucus (pronounced as one word), eye-vitreous-fluid (pronounced as one word), and Hermione-feces (pronounced as one word). He ran up to Leroy and used a power-lathe (pronounced as one word) to flay him alive. As the negro shrieked in agony, Kody R. Bear began to fuck him in his wounds and spew bearcum (pronounced as one word) into his gaping wound, while Miss N. began shitting, pissing, and vomiting onto his raw muscle tissue. As he died, he vomited into Dooky the Kangaroo's mouth-hole (pronounced as one word). Dooky then re-vomited (pronounced as one word) up the vomit, shat on it, mixed them both together, and ate it all, but not before pissing into the Great Post Deleter's eye-socket (pronounced as one word) that had recently been gouged out by Lindsey Russell with a soup-spoon (pronounced as one word). Suddenly, the General PRactitioner led a train of teenage-girls (pronounced as one word) onto stage. Everyone began pissing, puking, and shitting on them, then Leroy Washingtonl in his dying breath, licked it all off of them. Everyone became frenzied and frantic, and entered into Bacchanalian-frenzied-state (pronounced as one word) and began stabbing each other and eating each other alive. At this point the stage is covered and coated in blood, mucus, cum, piss, shit, and puke. Right as everyone is about to die, Kody R. Bear whees Jesus Christ onto stage. He is crucified on his cross. Everyone except Kody and Jesus dies. Kody turns to the agent and raises an eyebrow.

There is a long moment of stunned silence. The agent whispers, “Holy shit. That was one hell of an act. What do you call it?”

Jesus Christ, in his dying breath, agonizingly utters, “The Kodykrats (pronounced in Aramaic).”

"to furiously rub"
"to merrily split"
"to infinitely hack"

I want the Arab dudes at the das station to gang rape me.

I want the Arab dudes at the das station to gang rape me.

Survey for the ladies.

Cum on the face, pro or con?

The KodyBear and Magogo the Singing Dancing Macarena Monkey starred in shock at the Anonyblog comment # 195.

"Why Yo is laughin so hard Yo Eminence?"

"I can't help it Magogo. It's funny. This fucker is creative. In addition we are about to be commenter #200. We are brilliant!"

"Yeah but Yo Radiance he dun foget the part where I splits dem kids open wiffin my giant........

"Silence! We will address that situation my boy! But for the mean time I have an assignment for you. I won't bring it up in my speech because I want the army to think that they are your priority."

"Yes Excellency?"

"When we deploy I want you to personally kill Snipples the Clown."

"I ain't know if I can duz it Eminence."

"Of course you can do it Magogo! You will take the Kimber. Remember he is just a big squirrel! You must shoot him right through the shoulder! Right through the boiler room! He won't be going anywhere after that! At most you will have to finish him off with a head shot.

Magogo the Singing and Dancing Macarena Monkey immediately started to sing and dance the Macarena.

The Kody Bear took this as a sure sign that his henchman would fullfill his orders.

Finally broke the 200 comment mark.

I am invisible.

MCV

Tonight I lay in bed and farted. My love of flatulence know no bounds. With astounding regularity my man asshole blew fart clouds under my man blanket. Beer farts are some of the sweetest. The farts of others leave much to be desired. After reading the material on Anonyblog I must admit that I'm am ready to sniff-huff some girl farts. Not a fat girl fart. Perhaps a Robin Meade fart. Yes. I think this would be the ideal introduction to girl farts. How would one go about achieving such a goal?

During 69, if a chick farts, it goes right up your nose.

The Vile toxin chamber, 100 miles below the Earths surface in the year 2000:

Trillions of Kangaroos and Macarena Monkeys, many dead from neglect, crowded the great hall. The Pig Anus Time Portal, illuminated by colored spot lights, undulated at the far end of the great hall. The floor was covered in pus, urin and smegma of all varities. Everything imaginable atrocity to lure the anti Klan. Giant 52" computer monitors constantly projected image-liknesses from the Lindsey Russell Myspace. Other monitors displayed Paris web cams.
Near the entrance to the controll room was a small raised stage with one mic and a Mackie 1200 watt head, weighing only 36 lbs, and two Mackie speakers on ultra support stands.
Magogo the Singing Dancing Macarena Monkey and Dooky the Boxing and Farting Kangaroo escorted the aging KodyBear onto the small stage. He began to speak.
"At ease! We are here at this why are we here meeting to discuss the anilation of Indy The Great! As you all well know this little war lord has been the scourge of the Internet for quite some time now. This must stop!
The Bear turned to Magogo: "Goddamn you! Put more delay and reverb on my Bear voice. I need to sound big!"
This war has been going on too long! No longer will I have my drug operations covered by a shit storm! No longer will I have billions of dollars in hardware burried in shit! I'm still pissed about my goddamn submarine! She was a peach. No longer will we hide in the past!
Soon we will all march through the pig anus. Do not be afraid! I will lead you into the present! From that point on your immediated commanders will be Magogo the Singing and Dancing Macarena Monkey. Magogo is a veteran with two tours of duty in The Great Turd War. You will obey his word as if it were the word of God! His second is Dooky the Boxing Farting Kangaroo! He's a drunkard but he's got balls and that's what it will take to defeat our foe! For those of you armed with only pistols do not worry! I have killed many a sassy turd warrior with just my side arm alone!
Many of you have asked about Hank. Regrettably Hank has passed on. Sad yes. But I did not have much faith in an army of grey squirels. He was weak! You are strong! You will not fail me! Be ready at my command!
Do not be intimidated by the might of Indy The Great! Do not be intimidated by the Great Turda! You will be victorious!
The Kody exited the stage amid cheers, stamping Kangaroo feet, Kangaroo farting and shiting, and was escorted by Magogo and Dooky into the control chamber.
"Jeez it fuckin stinks in there", cried the Bear wretching and vomiting.
"Yeah Yo Excellency dat is some fuckin disgusting shit we gots gwine on in Dare."
"Good. Keep it that way. Now I have a joke."
"A joke Yo Eminence?"
"Yes Yes dammit! Can't we have a bit of levity?"
Abscrolutely Yo Eminence. Me and Dooky can't wait!"
"Very Well. So a Nigger, a Chinaman and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "You three fuckers get the hell out of here!"
"Yeah. Dat real funny Yo Eminence"

this fills me full of lols.

The vile stench that was being exuded from the dozens of miles of the Parisian catacombs was outrageously offensive and monstrous. The citizens of Paris, by Royal Decree of His Turdiness Indy the Great, were all forced by Indy's militant civil police force to wear gas masks for their own safety. After all, in the months since the Kodybear and the Magogo had been hibernating like cowards, the trillions of girlshit-robot-warriors (pronounced as one word) had been de-activated (pronounced as one word) in power saving mode, but their bowel-movement-processes (pronounced as one word) had not ceased. Thus the catacombs were literally smashed full of quadrillions and brazillions of megatons (pronounced as one word) of decaying girlturds (pronounced as one word), thus creating toxic, noxious fumes throughout the greatest city in the world. High atop the Arc de Triomphe, in his Turdly throneroom (pronounced as one word), Indy the Great strolled and paced back and forth in his fine British smoking-jacket (pronounced as one word), puffing on a smoking-pipe (pronounced as one word) filled with the finest Latakia tobacco. He contemplated this revival of Turd War III, and pondered those wise words of Einstein: “I do not know how Turd War III shall be fought, but I do know that Turd War IV shall be fought with toilet paper and dingleberries,” (originally pronounced in German).

“Manservant Leroy Cleophus Washington! Come here at once!”

The flapping of giant, bare negro feet slapped rhythmically down the hall (they all have rhythm you know), and Leroy appeared, wearing a burlap potato sack.

“What the hell are you wearing, you...oh..nevermind. I do not even want to know. Now Leroy, we have a serious situation here.”

“Wat dat sicheeayshun, Massah?”

“Good God, Leroy. We have to get you an English tutor. But listen. I have it on good testimony that the Kodybear was awoken from his yearly hibernation. Bears do that you know. And I heard that Master Chef Vapor has lost 17 pounds with that damned Soloflex (pronounced as one word) and Jamima has him on a low-fat (pronounced as one word) diet!”

“I's know's. I's dun studied Ursine Biology at Harvard's wen I's wuz...”

“WHAT?? You have a degree from Harvard? What the hell? We must discuss this later! But for now, I need your services! Turn on the brazillion girlshit-robot-warriors (pronounced as one word), and arm and activate Big Turda. Then, I heara that the Kodybear and the Magogo have one more Vaudeville show to do in Kansas City. I want you to show up when they start to tell the Aristocrats, and heckle them! Right before they give the punchline, yell out, 'THE ARISTOCRATS!' as loudly as you can! Finally, I feel I need more sidekicks. Whatever happened to Snipples the Magical Pooping Clown?”

“He dun run away's, but den he's dun found out dat it hard to make de livin as de clown, so he's cum back fer to be's a sidekick's again.”

“Well, good. I missed that clown. Now, I feel that I must outdo the Kodybear and Master Chef Vapor in number of sidekicks. Kodybear added Dooky the Farting Kangaroo to his arsenal, so I want three to his every one! Go, Leroy, go into the Parisian night and find me a plethora of sidekicks (pronounced as one word)!”

“Ok, massah, but why's you's gotta say dat pronounce like one word's wen you already pronounce's it like one word's?”

“We talked about that! NOW GO!”

INDY THE GREAT paced about his throne-room (pronounced as one word), waiting impatiently for Manservant Leroy Cleophus Washington to perform the activation of the Armies, and to find some new sidekicks (pronounced as one word). Hours later, the telltale (pronounced as one word) negro feet-slapping (pronounced as one word) signaled Leroy's arrival.

“Did you activate the girlshit-robot-warriors (pronounced as one word), activate Big Turda, and put all citizens on alert?”

“Yes, I dun all dat Massah.”

“And...did you find me some more sidekicks?”

“Oh yes, Massah! I dun found seven mo.”

“Seven?? Good GOD!! Excellent work! Now, using the non-negroidal (pronounced as one word) English that you learned at Harvard, and tell me which sidekicks (pronounced as one word) that you have enslaved for me.”

“Very well, Master. I shall, Sir, heretofore describe to you the sidekicks which I have procured for you, Sir. I shall describe them in a list form, so that the readers of Anonyblog may distinguish them more easily. Here are they, Master:

1.Pedro the man-sized (pronounced as one word) walking taco.
2.Miss N.'s brown, puckered anus.
3.Marijuana zombie.
4.Lactose-intolerant (pronounced as one word) flying monkey with impotence.
5.The living, feces-smeared (pronounced as one word) perineum of Emma Watson.
6.Gary the last Medieval gay dragon.
7.Cory the crocodile who prefers a vegetarian diet because he enjoys cupping and sniffing his own farts.”

“My God, Leroy. That is quite an impressive list! I daresay I shall fined it difficult to remember them all, except number 2, because I want nothing more than to lick Miss N.'s anus, then insert my giant, decade-older (pronounced as one word) manpenis (pronounced as one word) into her giant childbirth-vagina (pronounced as one word), and slide it in and out until I spew forth semen into her. The others sound a bit ridiculous, but I am nothing if not ridiculous. NOW, Leroy! Batten down the hatches! Train the new sidekicks! Arrange the girlshit-robot-warriors (pronounced as one word) in legions and phalances (correct Greek plural)! It is time for Turd War III, and I intend to strike first!”

When can we fucking post again cocksucker?

When can we fucking post again cocksucker?

When can we fucking post again cocksucker?

When can we fucking post again cocksucker?

When can we fucking post again cocksucker?

Admin wrote:
>>>Anonyblog has not been forgotten. It is simply resting from a long squawk.>>>>>

>>>I endeavor to get it up and running again soon. Patience is a virtue.<<<<

Bullshit! Bullshit! Bullshit!

Is sperm Kosher?

it might be

See Here Magogo! Come take a look at this FaceBook page! Good Lord! Is that him? The Arch Nemesis himself?"

"I ain't think he would look nuffin like dat Yo Emience. I bust his mutha fuckin ass! I kills Sniffles, Leroy and all his muddafuckin side kicks!"

"Calm down dear boy! We are at a critical point in Turd War Three! We must some how defeat The Arch Nemises while at the same time incurring the anger and hatred of all Anonyblog users left on the site and bring about it's eventual destruction such that we may move on. Criticle! Criticle! Yes. Indeedy! Now here's the plan. You will go out and find for me seven new side kicks. I'll be dammed if he is going to have ten and I'll be stuck here with you and Dooky."

"Yes Yo Eminence"

" Further more, Each one of them is to have a "vile and disgusting" handle"

"Yes Yo Radiant Excellency!"

"In addition, each is to have a "vile and disgusting" skill of some sort. E-mail Lindsey Russell if you have to. She knows all about that sort of thing. Mind you don't let our secret out. That would just not do at all.

"Yes Yo Eminence"

"Next I want you to prepare the army to launch through the undulating Pig Anus Time Portal into 2009. I will meet you here in nine years Magogo. Then I expect you to lead our forces into Paris.

"But Yo Excellency I has not led de army in two........."

"Silence! You will do my bidding! He has challenged us! He is calling us cowards! Do you not keep up on current events? Can you not execute the least of your duties as a Klan officer?"

"Yes Yo Radiant Immanency. I does dee best dat I can."

"Excellent Magogo. Get me through this and I may even award you your own Turd Ranch again in Zimbabwe if the government there stabilizes."

"Please Yo Exalted. Please write Mr. Mugabe. Tells him dat I takes all of dem Ho's out of Harare and gives dem a good job on de girlturd farm. Gey aint lives to long but we damm sure harvest some good aids infected girlturds and Yo knows de Arch Nemises is damn sure scared of dat!"

"Just do as I say for the time being Magogo and we will be right as rain! we can win this thing!

"Absolutamente Yo Excellency!

Pedro the man-sized (pronounced as one word) walking taco enters the royal throne-room (pronounced as one word) at the top of the Arc de Triomphe in the heart of Paris. He walks up behind INDY THE GREAT and sees him reading the latest Anonyblog post of Kodybear and Magogo. INDY THE GREAT is laughing so hard that he is crying.

“Senor, whaat aree yew laughing at?”

INDY THE GREAT swings around ferociously quickly in his green leather chair with his white, furry cat sitting in his laps. INDY THE GREAT is wearing black, leather gloves and a British smoking-jacket (pronounced as one word).

“How dare you walk into the throne-room (pronounced as one word) without knocking, you worthless wetback spic beaner! You are a new sidekick (pronounced as one word) and you may NOT assume these privileges until I allow you to! Comprendes?”

“Si, Senor. Pedro is veery sorrrrrrrrrry. Pedro also waaantto lern inglish. When ees the noun pronownced as one werd?”

“I will teach you the rules of pronunciation in due time, Pedro. For now, please go and fetch me Manservant Leroy Cleophus Washington and Snipples the Magical Pooping Clown.”

“Si Senor.”

A few moments later, Pedro the man-sized (pronounced as one word) walking taco enters dragging along new sidekick (pronounced as one word) Lactose-intolerant (pronounced as one word) flying monkey with impotence. INDY THE GREAT jumps in surprise.

“What the hell, spic? I told you to bring in Leroy, not the new monkey! What do youhave to say for yourself, monkey?”

“Ooh ooh aah aah!”

“Good God. Now listen carefully Pedro. SPIC BRING NIGGER! Comprendes? Mexicano me da negro!”

“Si, Senor, si, comprendo!”

“Bien. I mean good. Now go get the negro!”

Soon the sound of rhythmically flapping negro feet are heard down the hall.

“Lawdy, Massah, all's you;s gots ta do is call's me on de royal pager!”

“Yes, yes, I know. I was simply testing the new spic sidekick (pronounced as one word). I am not sure he will last. Leroy, I have heard that the Kodybear and the Magogo plan to invade Paris to prevent us from making the first strike. How are our defenses?”

Suddenly, Snipples the Magical Pooping Clown runs in in his enormous clown shoes.”

“Uh, huh huh Master! Huh huh our defenses are not so good!”

“What does he mean, Leroy?”

“He mean, massah, dat you dun spent so much o' dat money's on de girlshit warriors, dat der be no defenseses!”

“My God! How could I have been so foolish! No defenses! Good Lord! They might as well breakfast in Rouen, lunch at Versailles, and be here for an evening invasion! Quick, I need an idea for defenses!”

Suddenly, another new sidekick, The living, feces-smeared (pronounced as one word) perineum of Emma Watson, enters the throne-room (pronounced as one word) and begins speaking rapidly in farts.

“Does anyone speak girlfart (pronounced as one word)?”

“I's dus, massah! I dun's learns it at Harvard!”

“Yes, yes, we must discuss your Harvard education soon. But for now, what is that damned perineum saying?”

“It be sayin dat de warrios dun produced so much girlshit, we's mights as well use dat shit fo a giant fortified's wall!”

“Brilliant, perineum! Brilliant! I believe that you have just become my favorite new sidekick. Now, Leroy, listen carefully. Take all of that shit in the catacombs, and build me a wall around the inner parts of old Paris. The bear and the monkey can have the suburbs. After all, they are filled with a bunch of stupid Pakistani immigrants who want to blow up the Western world. They can die for all I care. Now, make that wall 15 miles high and 10 miles thick, and have it up by tomorrow!”

“Lawdy massah! Dat a lot of workses!”

“Yes, but now with ten sidekicks, and the entire population of Paris enslaved and in their gas-masks (pronounced as one word), it can be done! No go, Leroy, into the night, and do it! Oh,one more thing! I have heard that the Kodybear and the Magogo and Master Chef Vapor are going to play one last Vaudeville show before the invasion in Kansas City, Kansas. I want you to send Cory the crocodile who prefers a vegetarian diet because he enjoys cupping and sniffing his own farts, that new sidekick, to that show. When Magogo gets up to tell his Aristocrats joke, I want Cory to bite him on the ass to the rhythm of the Vaudeville band. I want him to chase the Magogo into the mouth of the contra-bassoon (pronounced as one word) so that he interrupts the music! Then, I want Cory to actually act out his own Aristocrats joke on stage and upstage the Kodybear!”

“Lawdy massah, you's sure does ask a lot!”

“I do, but only because I am great, Leroy. Only because I am great.”

In the still of the Parisian night, INDY THE GREAT lights a pipe and draws in a large drought of tobacco as he giggles with the excitement of the coming Turd Ward III.

"Leroy, how are the plans coming along?"

"Lawdy!~ Jes peachy, massah! Dat turd wall dat be 15 mileses high an' 10 mileses thick be finished! An' Cody the croc dun ruined dat Aristocats joke, and de Magogo dun fell into de contraballoon, and den he dun monkeynapped him!"

"Monkeynapped him? This is more than I could have hoped for! Now we have leverage against Kodybear! His precious Magogo is in our royal prison! Very good. Now fetch me a bloque of the stinkiest cheese in the world, and another bottle of 1970 Chateau LaTour."

"You's sure do drink alotses, massah!"

"No judgment! Just bring me the damn wine!"

I think I need to accept the fact that my husband will never want sex with me anymore because I lack a penis.

N was here.

DAMMIT KODYBEAR AND MASTER CHEF VAPOR!! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?? I WILL NOT TOLERATE YOUR ABSENCE FROM THIS WAR!!

Dear Mr. Bear,

A swine flu outbreak is dominating the news. The headlines are changing hourly but at the time of this writing it has been confirmed that this new strain of swine flu originated in Mexico and that Americans traveling in Mexico have returned to the U.S. infected with swine flu.

"See here Magogo! Come take a look at this email! I want you to get the army through the pig anus time portal and down to Mexico immediately! I want them all infected with the swine flu before our advance on Paris in 2009!"

"Now Yo Excellency?"

"Yes! Goddammit! Now! Immediately before The Arch Nemeses has some kind of a blogging fit! Doesn't he know we are busy? Doesn't he know I've been watching Jackie Mason videos on you tube and that now I can't stop talking like Jackie Mason? Doesn't he know I've been working in my BearTurd garden? Doesn't he know that running an operation like Kody Bear Enterprises is time consuming?"

"I ain't think he know dat Yo Radiance. He done gwinsta hasta run a big operation of his..........

"Silence! Move the ten hundred quadrillion farting kangaroos and all of the aids infected Macarena Monkeys through the pig anus time portal! Now!"

"Yes! Yes! Yo Eminence"

" Magogo! My side kicks. Yes? Humm?"

"I gotsem Yo Esteemed Radiance! We has Virgil de walking suppurating Vagina! We has Paul de huge ready to pop pustule. All Yo has got to do is squeeze him! He gwine to pustulate fo us! We has Frank de giant feces turd!"

"Feces Turd? I've heard that some where before! Your not plagiarizing are you Magogo? I won't have it."

"No Yo Excellency. I swears it. Next we has a new nigger! We calls him Big Jim! Keep a workin big Jim! He a rapist and dope dealer wid a penchant fo killin and rapin robotic girl turd warriors. He kill em all by his self Yo Eminence!"

"Excellent! Next?"

"Lindsey Russell Yo Excellency!"

" Magogo! You must be shitting me! She has converted?"

"She full on Klan now Yo Eminence! She gwine to hover above Paris and suck all de Girl Turd Robots up into her Labia Major!"

"Excellent! Does she know about our spies? Now take your Kimber and march the army through the pig anus time portal! Meet me here in nine years with the swine flu aids infected girl turd destroying army and we will march on Paris! I haven't killed and eaten a french whore in many years!"

"Yes Yo Sublime Radiant Eminence."

"GOOD GRIEF, Penny!!!" screamed Lord Arthur ... "How dare you publis my private collection online! Pictures such as web.archive.org/web/20010531175218/goatse.cx/hello.jpg are for your eyes only!"

"patience is a virtue" my ass... suicide rates have increased since anonyblog's shutdown...

That's a bit dramatic don't you think

Suicide rates are pretty standard really. Suicide is the only true way to reform one's self.

Dear losers I have to share this fucking apartment with:

You want me to be a neat freak. FINE. But you lose the real me - although it's not like you fuckers give a shit about that anyways because I'm not a person you want to be around anyways, as you both keep bitching about all my flaws and never have anything nice or positive to say, probably because neither one of you care about me - it's all you you you (to the point where I should get interested in the stuff you're interested in so "we'll have stuff in common" even tho I'm fucking married to one of them and we had a shit ton in common before he became assimilated into fucking second life) and I am sooo fucking sick of it.

So, starting tomorrow, I'll just clean and go to the gym and go to work and then come home and clean some more until I'm just a suicidal little shell, and it'll be all your combined goddamn faults (even you, mr roommate - it'll prove that even you can be fucking wrong sometimes, jackass), because the alternative is me getting sniped at for just existing until maybe one morning I just never wake up because I took an entire bottle of tylenol pm the night before.

And they wouldn't notice until it's too late - they're both too busy being narcissists to wonder where I am until no one's making sure the fucking apartment is spotless at the cost of her sanity - and by then it'll be too late for me, for them.

(and dear roommate: I don't believe for one fucking second that you'll actually start to cook on nights when I work late once you start working - you haven't been arsed to do it when you *weren't* working, why the fuck start now?)

And saving up my money and moving out won't really work, because I'll just get the same shit from my family. I don't make enough at my goddamn dead end job at walmart to live on my own, so I'm stuck here. And since it fucking sucks to be me, maybe if I revert to the shell of a person I was 15 years ago.. maybe the sniping won't hurt as much because I'll just be numb.

Numb seems like a good place to be, actually, because I seriously can't take the pain much longer. Maybe it'll happen faster this time.

At least here my thoughts are safe from that fucking annoying ass bitch.

Sometimes I want to shove rocks down her throat. You would think someone would pick up on something like that.

Sheesh.

Everyone else in the world, it seems, gets special friends or lovers or partners or at least ONE decent person who doesn't continuously SUCK. Why do I ONLY know complete ASSHOLES and BITCHES, who FUCK UP MY LIFE and treat me like complete and utter shit ALL THE FUCKING TIME?

fuck off

Fuck This

At the most secretive entrance to the Parisian catacombs, mist rises from the hot Parisian cobblestone streets, built in the Middle Ages. The stench of girlturds (pronounced as one word) has forced all Parisians to wear gas-masks (pronounced as one word). But not INDY THE GREAT. No, he has become accustomed to the stench and wears no gas-mask (pronounced as one word).

INDY THE GREAT looks at his Rolex watch and curses in French.

"Sacre bleu! Where is she? Is this a setup? I need that information! Damn her!"

The sun sets on Paris as INDY THE GREAT continues to wait.

the good thing about dead anonyblog is that we dont have to deal with those retarded bears from the Klan...

Konstant Klan Komplainer ... Is that you?! Sounds like you are komplaining that you have nothing to komplain about ...

His Esteemed Excellency Eminence Kody R Bear waited anxiously in the Bear Turd throne room control center for the arrival of the army through the pig anus time portal. Interracial anal xxx hardcore bear porn filled the largest monitor. The KodyBear chortled and fondled his Ursa Major while watching a large black bear pounding a young polar bear sow in her bear anus.

Suddenly he saw activity on the dedicated pig anus time portal monitor. The pig anus was gradually opening and leaking pig spooge into the vile toxin chamber. He thought he heard singing! Mufled and faint at first but growing clearer then unmistakable! It was the Macarena! Suddenly the pig anus prolapsed and the army began spilling out onto the floor of the great room in a river of pig toxins! This river of Singing Dancing Macarena Monkeys and Farting Kangaroos flowed for three weeks.

When Magogo and Dooky entered the control room they were covered in pig slime, pig feces, pig blood, pig pus, maggots, hair, rotting flesh and goat smegma.

"Yo Excellency! Yo Excellency! Dis time travel is sho nuff a bitch!, cried the monkey as he ran to hug his master.

"Goddammit. Get away from me you filthy bastard. Now what is the strength of the army?"

"Well Yo Eminence about 937 billion monkeys and Kangaroos and five Kody Bears. De pig anus done replicated de army so's we dasn't run out when de girl turd robots starts a killin dem."

"Excellent. I thought you would be surprised. Never underestimate the power of the pig anus. Now here are your orders. First have the Kody Bears destroyed. There can be only one. Next I want you to beef up vile toxin production. Next go to the nearest Circuit Shack and buy 3748 billion AA batteries. When you have done that you and Dooky meet myself and Dr. Westphall in my private quarters and I will announce my plan for deployment. We're coming back in a big way Magogo! And this time no more Mr. Nice guy!

Miss N sighs moodily in her yellow cave. Everything is as it should be at the moment, but pending doom casts a shadow on her holiday. She should be out enjoying the sun and eating donuts while flipping pages of her favorite novels.

Instead, N is down in her cold yellow cave (her newest habitat), staring unhappily at a computer screen.

She lazily reads the latest developments in the Turd War XIVIXIVIIVIXIIII, or whatever number it is. The point is, things are going to change soon. As soon as N gets around to it.....

She simply cannot imagine taking the steps she is about to take. The next move is genius, but it will cost her.

Bored with the computer, N begins the surprisingly daunting task of packing her suitcase. Having finally grown out of her old high school body, summer clothes are hard to come by. "Nah..." she says, tossing her bathing suit back into the closet.

You shouldn't wear a bathing suit to meet with Indy the Great, even if the weather if fabulous.

INDY THE GREAT sits atop the Arc de Triomphe in his turd-throne-room (pronounced as one word), smoking a fine Peterson pipe filled with Latakia, sipping a fine bottle of 1970 Château LaTour, and dining upon his Vieux Boulogne, the world's smelliest cheese. He wears a fine linen smoking jacket, a fez hat with a tassle, and leather slippers. A white cat sits in his lap, and he strokes the cat's hair the wrong way. Suddenly, the flapping of giant negro feet come slapping down the hall, and enters Manservant Leroy Cleophus Washington.

« Massah! Massah! »

« Good Lord, Leroy. What is it this time? I am enjoying myself! »

« Massah, I dun got's tings to tell yous! »

« Speak then, my negroidal friend. »

« Massah, well you sees, dey is de issue of de sides kickses. »

« You mean my 15 sidekicks?  What about them? »

« I's dun moided dem. »

« You murdered them? WHAT? WHAT THE HELL???? What about Snipples the Magical Pooping Clown? »

« I's let's he live. I's likes Snipple. But we's gots jealous o' de udder sides kickses so we kill dem. »

« Christ, Leroy! Christ! Well that is bad enough. What is the other news? »

« I's has news on de Kodybear and de Magogo, and de Turd War III. »

« Well, do tell! »

« Our sensors dun picked up a horrid stench in Nigeria. Dey dun opened de pig anus time's portal. »

« Holy hell!! This means they are preparing for battle! Holy hell! »

« And dey one mo ting, Massah. Dat Miss N.? Well, she dun livin' in some yellow cave's somewheres near de New Orleans. An she ain't acking right. She suppose to gives us dat secrets infomation, but she acting now like she starting up some sort o faction to join de war! »

« Holy hell! She is joining Turd War III? Dear God. And anything of Master Chef Vapor? »

« He dun disappeer. »

« Okay, okay. Let me think. How are our defenses of Paris looking? Were we able to take the months' worth of girlturds from the robotic girlturd warriors in the catacombs, and construct a dried girlturd-fortified-wall (pronounced as one word) around Paris, 1,000 miles high and 500 miles thick? »

« Yees, massuh. »

« Good, good. And the 9,999,999,999,999,999 brazillion girlturd robot warrios with shit lasers? They are powered up and ready to defend our dear Paris? »

« Dey goods to go. Dey already started fartin. »

« Excellent! And the...secret weapon...Big Turda? »

« All loadeds an ready's to fire upown de enemy. »

« What about Snipples' mission to monkeynap (pronounced as one word) the Magogo and force him to act out the Aristocrats joke? »

« Dat all good to go. »

« Well, then it appears that we are ready for war. Bring it on, Kodybear. Bring it on. »

In the dark Parisian night, in a cloud of scented Latakia pipe smoke, INDY THE GREAT rubbed his hands together, threw his white cat off of the Arc de Triomphe, and laughed cruelly into the cool night air.

I like to make love to hairy Jews.

I like to make love to hairy Jews.

I like to make love to hairy Jews.

I like to make love to hairy Jews.

Anonyblog is not fun any more

Today is a 5 month anniversary of the death of anonyblog

He has been through the PIG ANUS we are all stuck in time. Get us out of here Scotty

Indy Indy....calling Indy...come in Indy...do you read..
while what happened was not a suprise...it was in the air....still...I wish it could have been different.
where will you go...what will you do.....it was like waking up and seeing my neighbors had all moved away.
there has to be a way to communicate...somewhere..
Come in Indy...are you recieving..?

Marsa. Stop. Message re3ceived. Stop. Did you destroy Mondello fora. Question mark. If so will do mafia hit on you. Stop.

call off the Hit...it's a set up!!!
Agent English Leather was the Axeman....well BeachGirl Barbie's hand was forced by his diabolical and most heinous behind the scenes cantankery.
I checked the pick up spot and recieved a fyne message letting me know that all hope is not lost.
Stay tuned and be prepared to move at a moments notice. The hills have ears. You must hold yourself together for the betterment of the Party, Indy.
Check back here soon.
Over...and out.

Just as I suspected. I have only one question: who dstroyed Mondello's fora? Tell me, and you shall go free. Lie or deny me the name, and you shall be put to the strappado.

just a bunch o' freaks

It was....it was....oh come on...you KNOW who it was....why must you make me jump through the freaking Burning Hoop of Reluctance? S

In accordance with my wishes...you must get word to me of this new place...if you are privy to the whereabouts..that is........but do not speak of it's location here...oh no...for as I once said so many hundreds of minutes ago....the walls have ears!!
Be careful and I will check back here, later.

If Def shows up here, I shall place a price upon his head.

I have been getting off all day

today I had a clean-the-bathroom binge...

I have had no alcohol in over two weeks...I am thinking a lot about it today..
I'm an ok person...I deserve a couple of drinks right about now..don't I? I mean...damn...those people manufacturing...shipping...and retailing the booze need to put food on their familis table...don't they?
I believe it'd be okay if I just had a few sips....just to relax..you know?
The is package store is righr at sixteen minutes from here by car....and my BOC (booze of choice) only costs nine seventy five a pint.....that's not a lot of money..

it would feel nice to just have a shot or three..

WHERE THE HELL ARE KODYBEAR AND MAGOGO?? I NEED FUCKING ENEMIES!! GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE KODYBEAR! NOW!!!

Okay, this Turd War shit is getting old, and it's just not amusing any more. Enough already. You've played it out to the point of total boredom. Go somewjere else to play and let us have our blog back. Maybe you think it's fun to shut a blog down, but the rest of us want our forum back. Grow up and stop being such bullies.

indy, magogo and kody suck!

You know what I say to you both?

(Scroll down for the answer)

girlturds (pronounced as one word)

Boring, Boring and Boring Comment.........Ho-Hum..Yawn

STRAFNEET DNA SDRUTLRIG
(DROW SA DECNUONORP)

You forgot ENO you mora.

girlturd, pronounced as one fart, or girlteenpoop, pronounced as one cuntflap, or mananus ring, proncounded as one turd?

one giant cockshaft, pronounced as indy.

great, pronounced as kody russell, or vapor pronounced as lindsey the macarena monkey, or mung on the chode pronounced as one watson?

emma, pronounced as one girlshit.

destroy, pronounced as one fora, or mung, pronounced as one 9-foot clitoris.

cuntflap.

dear admin,
please pull your head out of your ass and restore anonyblog to its former glory!!

thank you,
pronounced as one cum-stain.

lmao

The 'ONE' is nonessential one would think...if it is indeed 'prounced as a word, if anything the missing article should have been 'A' but actually it makes sense as it was posted.
But in a colloquial sense in as much as it has been YOUR phrase, I suppose you'd be correct.

Prounced?

Maybe you meant "pronounced as one would"? Then, yes, the "one" would have a different function in the sentence, as an unspecified/indefinite pronoun, rather than as an adjective expressing a single unit.

You are still a mora.

What exactly does the feces from a beautiful, 18 year old Caucasoidal female taste like? I mean, EXACTLLY what are the flavors in it?

A Lindsey Russell Interview:

When did coprophilia become an interest for you?

About seven to ten years ago.

Was it something that you had thought about before then?

Well, I've always loved rimming, and when I was in law school I met a guy in Boston and he introduced me to it.

How did you start off?

It was a master-slave scene. One night he shoved a big dildo up his ass, pulled it out, and told me to lick it. I did, and I got sick.

Immediately?

I gagged and puked. And I felt very bad afterwards. I felt very bad that I had not successfully done what he had asked me. So after that I literally got down and begged him to do it to me.

The next time you had sex?

It took several more tries for him to do it.

Again you licked his dirty dildo?

Yes, and then he would shove hot dogs up his ass and make me eat them out. And then he graduated to just plain sitting on my face.

And spitting?

Yes.

And you'd eat it?

Yes.

The first time you tasted shit you say you threw up. What about afterwards?

Particularly when it was done with the hot dogs there was less of a gag because there wasn't as much shit. That's how I was introduced to it and trained.

And so as you continued eating shit, was it something that you wouldn't find repulsive in the same way you initially did?

It really depends upon the total scene, and whether there's real amyl nitrate available. With poppers it's easier to overcome all one's childhood training and inhibitions, and go for the more base instincts.

What does shit taste like?

A lot like Camembert cheese. It's a rich, bitter, intense flavor. Ideally, one doesn't eat it altogether; one savors it.

What's particularly enjoyable is literally tonguing it out of a man's hole and enjoying it bit by bit.

Has shit play for you been mostly in the context of a top-bottom scene?

Sometimes you find mutuals. And sometimes you find just plain scat orgies. Shit is very versatile. It makes an excellent lubrication for fucking; it's excellent for smearing, stroking, wallow ing in, belly-fucking. The ideal shit is one that has the consistency of wet clay. It can be tongued, eaten, it can be easily smeared, it can be an excellent fuck and jack-off lubricant. And it can be repacked. Harder turds are easier to repack, though sometimes not as tasty as softer ones. I prefer shit without a lot of corn or other undigested things in it.

How open are you in your interest in this to other gay people you know?

I'm somewhat guarded because it's an unknown how they'll respond.

What kinds of reactions have you gotten?

It depends on their interests. Some have been turned off, others have been turned on. Most guys, even if they're into SM, are not into shit. It takes someone with a really good imagination to get into scat even if they're into watersports.

Looking back, is shit something you're surprised you got into? Or does it seem of a keeping with your interest in SM?

I see it as sort of a perverse little fraternity. It's a sharing of one of the most secret acts men have, sharing almost the forbidden essence of man. Men essentially have three essences: sweat, shit, and cum. Two are commonly shared and the third is not.

How do you meet other people who are into this?

There are some correspondence clubs. Sometimes you see a name on a bathroom wall. Some people are bold enough to wear their brown hanky. Often just by sheer chance you meet guys who see that you have no aversion to getting your dick dirty, or they notice that when you rim them you're literally trying to suck it out. And they get the picture that that's what you're looking for.

As with any taboo sexual interest, it's hard for people to admit their curiosity. But most people rim, which gets you in pretty close contact with shit. Even if people don't talk about or do scat, I wonder how widely shared a fascination this is.

I don't think there's a guy alive who likes the taste of a sweaty ass who hasn't at least fanta sized about it. It's just something that we repress, because we've been told from childhood this is something you don't do. Shit play goes along with the idea of being a total rebel. But on the other hand, a lot of guys who are into shit are ready in very conformist occupations; they're accountants and actuaries.

What kinds of scenes have you taken part in lately?

I've been to a couple of scat flicks. They're amateur and usually done on the spur of the moment. By common agreement these films are shown only to people who are into the scene. You would not show a shit flick to someone who you didn't know liked to eat it as well.

Pick a recent session you had. How did it unfold?

Well, one recently I had in New York. I was coming to fist a friend of mine who I get shit videos from, and when I arrived he was busy setting up his taping equipment. There was another guy in a suit and tie who was watching one of his shit flicks. I sat down and he asked me if I recycled, and I told him I did. Within minutes, a big hairy Italian ass was staring me in the face, and I was getting a blow job with the video camera firmly planted to get the scene.

And then you ate his shit?

Yup. There wasn't a great deal. I mean I do have my limits. These people who talk about eight- and ten-inch turds being eaten- that's more fantasy than reality. The body has certain natural protective devices- "barfing brown" is one of them. The goal of every true shit eater is to see how much he can eat before he barfs.

Do people switch roles, from top to bottom?

Oh sure.

Is that typical?

I don't know if it's typical. There are some guys who like to remain top. I think it's more typical that a bottom wants to remain bottom than a top wants to remain a top. I think tops, if they really enjoy the shit, are willing to go mutual with the right guy. Bottoms generally tend to want to be just the receiver.

And does going mutual mean just switching roles and maintaining the basic top-bottom theme?

It can. But more often it just means two men enjoying their full bodies and their potential. I mean, if you're into shit, you like the smell of a ripe armpit or a raunchy crotch, the taste of sweaty nuts. It just becomes one more activity in the total enjoyment of another man.

Among people who would never define their erotic fantasies as having anything to do with shit, often in fact there is a negative fascination. It's very important to them that an ass is clean before they fuck it, or before they get fucked they want to make sure they're douched. In other words, there's a strong need to keep shit out of the sexual picture.

That's really a North American trait. It's really not so true in Europe or other places. Americans have an over-fascination with hygiene. I think that in Europe-- particularly Germany and the Netherlands-- it's more common that there are guys who see shit as an adjunct to heavy man-to-man play. Shit is not just a top-bottom activity. To many of us it's an adjunct to fully sharing of another man. Think about it- you've probably seen dozens of guys fucking, hundreds of guys masturbating. But how many guys have ever let you see them shit? There is a brotherhood. I mean, once you've eaten a guy's shit, there's no sense bullshitting him around anything else. It's a unique leveler.

# He who observed it served it.
# He who first detected it ejected it.
# He who said the rhyme did the crime.
# Whoever blamed it flamed it.
# Whoever spoke last set off the blast.
# Whoever rhymed it grimed it.
# Whoever denied it supplied it.
# He who smelt it dealt it.
# The next person who speaks is the person who reeks.

I'll admit was totally farting when I read that. Hey, everyone does it.

I, LINDSEY RUSSELL, DECLARE THAT THE LAT THREE POSTS ARE DISGUSTING AND UNACCEPTABLE! *FART*

G.G. Allin is my hero.

Wow, impressing 8yr-old kids is quite a feat!
You think next year you'll advance to impressing pre-teens?

Can you break in and rape my ass?

Can you break in and rape my ass?

Can you break in and rape my ass?

?

Lindsey,

We have already broken in.

****BREAKING NEWS****

*****RARE INTERVIEW WITH HIS ESTEEMED EXCELLENCY EMINENCE KODY R BEAR****

Breaking News reporters have recently been granted limited access to the Kody Klan Lair two hundred miles below the surface of the Earth and nine years in the past.The KodyBear has granted us a brief interview in the main control room. Regrettably he has denied us access to the Vile Toxins Chamber at this time.

" Your Excellency. We are most interested in the staus of Turd War Three. What can you tell us?"

"Magogo and myself are rather biding our time. You see it is rather difficult to conduct such a huge campaign in the comment section. We prefer the front page of course and we insist on html. I mean really. This whole affair is rather preposterous. How can great generals, writers and entertainers such as myself and Indy the Great perform under these horrid conditions. So. Magogo and myself have taken up golf.

"Golf Your Eminence?"

"Oh Yes indeed. We are both quite taken with it.

"Is there a golf course here Your Radiance?"

"Oh good heavens no. We, having nothing better to do, play online at wgt. As a matter of fact I have recently elevated myself to the Pro tier. Regrettably Magogo is still a hack. He needs to shave off a couple of strokes. He's just a nigger anyway. I'm surprised they even let him on the......

" Yo Excellency! Yo Excellency! I aint gwinta hasta put ups with yo callin me a nigra in front of dee whole world! I knows I hasta get mah strokes downs a bit. Is'a damn shore gets my stroke dow iffin dey was some white bitches around and.......

" Silence! You must excuse him. He is quite rude at times"

" Of course your Excellency. But let's get to the point. We would like to know....

"Silence! You may only know what I will tell You! Of course your only interest is Turd War Three. It's bigger than the goddamn fucking Iraq war! It's more important too! That's how you blood suckers make your money isn't it? You run on the heels of the Klan! Every thing is about the Klan. Well you are correct Sir in your interest! We have ruined this place from the beginning! Shut it down! Lock stock and barrel! Nobody can do anything about it. And when it's done, we will move on to another place! We are Trolls in the first degree! You wanted a KodyBear story? Well now you have one my friends! The time is coming when I will crush Indy the Great! The time is coming when I will reveal my selve to that mindless, insulting mouse clicker Lindsey Russell. Mother fucking time is coming when you turn on your computer all you will see is me! I will take over the goddamn Internet and then destroy it aaaalllllll!

"Your Eminence we didn't mean to offend you in any way"

"I'm sorry if I got a little over zealous about the Klan. May I offer you something to eat? The Arch Nemesis, Indy the Great, just sent me a complimenatary bottle of girl piss wine and fermented Parisian prostitute girls turds. may I offer you some?"

"Your esteemed Radiance we really must go now. Could you pleas direct us to the elevator and.........

"Absolutely! You fuckers get the hell out of here and do not bother to come back in the near future! Why don't you go to Paris and talk to the Arch Nemesis about Turd War Three? I'm sure he would have more interesting information than I have! After all he's the one with the goddamn girlturd robots!

Leave me know! I begin to grow fatigued!

O.K. folks.

The goddamn KodyBear is one over par on the first hole at Beth Page Black in Farmingdale Newy York.

Goddamit! He's in the bunker on hole 2! Fucker bogies!

Hole Three! Little bastard puts it right in the bunker! Goddamit! He's four over par one hole four!++ Double fucking Bogey!

He's in the goddamn Ruff on Hole Five! Oh for Pitty's sake!

Goddammit! Right in the bindle on hole five! Get that godamn niggra monkey Magogo out here!

Where is Turd War III?

Where is Anonyblog?

O.K. folks.

The goddamn KodyBear is one over par on the first hole at Beth Page Black in Farmingdale Newy York.

Goddamit! He's in the bunker on hole 2! Fucker bogies!

Hole Three! Little bastard puts it right in the bunker! Goddamit! He's four over par one hole four!++ Double fucking Bogey!

He's in the goddamn Ruff on Hole Five! Oh for Pitty's sake!

Goddammit! Right in the bindle on hole five! Get that godamn niggra monkey Magogo out here!

Where is Turd War III?

Where is Anonyblog?

O.K. folks.

The goddamn KodyBear is one over par on the first hole at Beth Page Black in Farmingdale Newy York.

Goddamit! He's in the bunker on hole 2! Fucker bogies!

Hole Three! Little bastard puts it right in the bunker! Goddamit! He's four over par one hole four!++ Double fucking Bogey!

He's in the goddamn Ruff on Hole Five! Oh for Pitty's sake!

Goddammit! Right in the bindle on hole five! Get that godamn niggra monkey Magogo out here!

Where is Turd War III?

Where is Anonyblog?

Anonyblog has not been forgotten. It is simply resting from a long squawk.

I endeavor to get it up and running again soon. Patience is a virtue.

I know this site has gone to shit, but I need some advise and I am not sure where I can turn. so here it goes I would like my husband to spank me. And I don't mean during sex spanking but I want him to discipline me I know this may sound crazy to some but I really want this from him. I have brought this to his attention and he gives me playful swats but how do I tell him that it is not enough for me. I want and need full on discipline how can I tell him this? Any productive suggestions would be greatly appreciated.

To the spanking woman: see a therapist and stop being so damned stupid. You women who date abusive jerks deserve all the shit you get.

Dear Reader,

For those who have never heard of it before, coprophagia, or the practice of eating your own or another person's feces, may give new meaning to the term "sexual appetite." Copraphagia is often a component of the wider term coprophilia, which refers to getting sexual pleasure from the excretion of human feces, whether it's from its smell, touch, taste or sight. Scat is another term for feces, and scat sex or scat play refers to using scat in sexual activities. Although playing with someone's scat is generally regarded as safe if proper protection is used (think latex gloves, plastic wrap, dental dams, washing with soap before and after sex), eating someone else's scat can greatly increase one's risk of parasitic, bacterial, and viral infections. This does not mean that eating feces is necessarily poisonous, but it can make you very sick.

Shigella, campylobacter, salmonella and E.coli are four bacteria commonly present in fecal matter. These bacteria, along with parasites like amebas and giardia, can cause severe diarrhea, abdominal pain and cramping, bloody stools, fever, nausea and vomiting. The viruses Hepatitis A and E may also be transmitted through contact with fecal matter. There are very few cases of Hepatitis E in the United States, but almost half a million people contract Hepatitis A every year (though not always through scat play). Symptoms of Hepatitis A are very similar to the ones listed for the bacterial infections, and may also include jaundice, itchiness in parts of the body, and may cause enzymes in the liver to reach critical levels in the body. Relapses may also occur six months to a year after the first symptoms show up. All three types of infections can occur even without eating any scat. If one's mouth, nose, or any orifice or open cuts or sores touches something that has had contact with the feces (such as kissing an unwashed hand after using the bathroom), then it is possible for s/he to become infected as well.

The best way to prevent infection is to make sure there is no direct oral/orifice and fecal contact. This might mean refraining from licking of the anus (known as rimming) or using a dam or plastic wrap to cover the anus, and making sure the any objects that are inserted in the anus are kept away from the mouth until it has been properly cleaned. Using condoms and dental dams can also help to prevent transmission. Women should take extra precaution when coming into contact with scat, because urinary tract and vaginal infections are commonly caused by the bacteria present in fecal matter. The idea of experimenting with scat play might heat things up in the bedroom (or bathroom, or anywhere else you choose), but it's always a good idea to consider the risks of a behavior before acting upon (or getting action from) it.

Well that was productive

Spanking Lady- no offence but if you are for real and you’re looking for real advice, writing on this particular Anonyblog page is like writing to the cartoon network---indy the "foreskin" has become part of the AIDS virus to Anonyblog, he clearly hates women, is a racist and it would not surprise me if he is locked up some where. I guess he intends to hold Anonyblog hostage until he dies in his cell or his parents kick him out of the basement. Until then Anonyblog IS “Shit on Ice”.

Otherwise Spanking and Discipline is a common discussion between mature couples who have these issues. There is more than enough info on this through the internet- Read then talk.

Can you recommend any good sites I have found a few but most of it is porn and that is not what I am looking for.

Spanking Lady--To be perfectly honest, I think you may be confused or contradictory about your ideas. You seem to have an aversion to porn, but yet, you like Anonyblog which is, more than often, written porn. Look at it this way, some couples say porn is sick and demeaning while other couples say adult video enhances their relationship and sexual experiences, which leads me to believe that you are confused or contradictory on the subject of spanking. So let me get this straight, you want your husband to come home, kiss you, say “I love you dear” or whatever, and then have him spank you to keep you in line, and you don’t think this relates to what you call porn. What you are most likely referring to is a dominant, submissive relationship with your husband and the only way you are going to understand your desires is to research what you may think of as porn and try and understand the psychology of what a dominant and submissive relationship really is. And I understand that your probably concerned that your husband may think of you as a freak for bringing it up, but if you can get over the ick factor you seem to have, you will learn that the dominant and submissive relationship only works through very open communication and understanding. If you do your reading, you’ll find couples often talk about and experiment with spanking before making it a part of their relationship. Are you sure, you can really handle real discipline from a grown man or is it just a fantasy that ends in perfection. It took me 30 seconds to look up spanking, discipline, adults online and the first result I came up with was “Backside of love.com”. The homepage seems to fit your circumstances closely. Quit thinking everything you don’t understand is porn and accept the fact that your thoughts and ideas are not really that uncommon. So run along and research, the psychology of spanking in adult relationships or keep it as a fantasy, otherwise don’t ask again unless you are looking for a good spanking from me.

Good luck.

My Dearest Spanking Lady:

I recommend developing first a "scat" fetish, which inevitably leads to a spanking fetish, and expedites and smoothens the way. You must first learn to love to sniff your partner's farts, and eat his turds, and he, yours, before you can have a true spanking relationship (pronounced as one word).

What's worse than foreskin?- Dead dry foreskin

What's better than girlturds?- Nothing!

The Benefits of Farting Explained; 1727
Johnathon Swift

Lovely Babe of Maid of Honour,
Every Grace shall smile upon her,
Sweetest Warbler of the Tail,
Soft as Breeze of Southern Gale;
Or the fanning Zephyrs Blast,
Over Beds of Spices past;
Gentle Puff of fragrant Air,
Squeez'd from Breech of Virgin Fair;
'Tis by Thee the Fair discover,
Proof of Vigour in a Lover;
Silent Fizzle; or Speaking Fart,
Easily both Ease impart;
Sweet Fore-boder, joyful Sound,
To the Belly that's hard bound;
Cure of Cholick, Cure of Gripes,
Tuneful Drone of lower Pipes.
Thus the Winds in Cavern pent,
Widen Holes, and force a Vent;
Stealing Whisper, 'scape of Bum,
Soft as Flute, or loud as Drum;
Downwards breathing, backwards sigh,
Happy Smock that lies so nigh;
Happy she that can this Way,
Shut her Mouth, but loudly Bray.

Of Chloe all the Town has rung;
By ev'ry size of Poets sung:
So beautiful a Nymph appears
But once in Twenty Thousand Years.
By Nature form'd with nicest Care,
And, faultless to a single Hair.
Her graceful Mein, her Shape, and Face,
Confest her of no mortal Race:
And then, so nice, and so genteel;
Such Cleanliness from Head to Heel:
No Humours gross, or frowzy Steams,
No noisom Whiffs, or sweaty Streams,
Before, behind, above, below,
Could from her taintless Body flow.
Would so discreetly Things dispose,
None ever saw her pluck a Rose.
Her dearest Comrades never caught her
Squat on her Hams, to make Maid's Water.
You'd swear, that so divine a Creature
Felt no Necessities of Nature.
In Summer had she walkt the Town,
Her Arm-pits would not stain her Gown:
At Country Dances, not a Nose
Could in the Dog-Days smell her Toes.
Her Milk-white Hands, both Palms and Backs,
Like Iv'ry dry, and soft as Wax.
Her Hands the softest ever felt,
*Tho' cold would burn, tho' dry would melt.

DEAR Venus , hide this wond'rous Maid,
Nor let her loose to spoil your Trade.
While she engrosseth ev'ry Swain,
You but o'er half the World can reign.
Think what a Case all Men are now in,
What ogling, sighing, toasting, vowing!
What powder'd Wigs! What Flames and Darts!
What Hampers full of bleeding Hearts!
What Sword-knots! What Poetic Strains!
What Billet-doux, and clouded Cains!

BUT, Strephon sigh'd so loud and strong,
He blew a Settlement along:
And, bravely drove his Rivals down
With Coach and Six, and House in Town.
The bashful Nymph no more withstands,
Because her dear Papa commands.
The charming Couple now unites;
Proceed we to the Marriage Rites.

IMPRIMIS, at the Temple Porch
Stood Hymen with a flaming Torch.
The smiling Cyprian Goddess brings
Her infant Loves with purple Wings;
And Pigeons billing, Sparrows treading,
Fair Emblems of a fruitful Wedding.
The Muses next in Order follow,
Conducted by their Squire, Apollo :
Then Mercury with Silver Tongue,
And Hebe , Goddess ever young.
Behold the Bridegroom and his Bride,
Walk Hand in Hand, and Side by Side;
She by the tender Graces drest,
But, he by Mars , in Scarlet Vest.
The Nymph was cover'd with her *Flammeum
And Phebus sung th' Epithalamium .
And, last to make the Matter sure,
Dame Juno brought a Priest demure.
+ Luna was absent on Pretence
Her Time was not till Nine Months hence.
The Rites perform'd, the Parson paid,
In State return'd the grand Parade;
With loud Huzza's from all the Boys,
That now the Pair must crown their Joys .

BUT, still the hardest Part remains.
Strephon had long perplex'd his Brains,
How with so high a Nymph he might
Demean himself the Wedding-Night:
For, as he view'd his Person round,
Meer mortal Flesh was all he found:
His Hand, his Neck, his Mouth, and Feet
Were duly washt to keep 'em sweet;
(With other Parts that shall be nameless,
The Ladies else might think me shameless.)
The Weather and his Love were hot;
And should he struggle; I know what--
Why let it go, if I must tell it--
He'll sweat, and then the Nymph may smell it.
While she a Goddess dy'd in Grain
Was unsusceptible of Stain:
And, Venus -like, her fragrant Skin
Exhal'd Ambrosia from within:
Can such a Deity endure
A mortal human Touch impure?
How did the humbled Swain detest
His prickled Beard, and hairy Breast!
His Night-Cap border'd round with Lace
Could give no Softness to his Face.

YET, if the Goddess could be kind,
What endless Raptures must he find!
And Goddesses have now and then
Come down to visit mortal Men:
To visit and to court them too;
A certain Goddess, God knows who,
(As in a Book he heard it read)
Took Col'nel Peleus to her Bed.
But, what if he should lose his Life
By vent'ring on his heav'nly Wife?
For Strephon could remember well,
That, once he heard a School-boy tell,
How Semele of mortal Race,
By Thunder dy'd in Jove's Embrace;
And what if daring Strephon dies
By Lightning shot from Chloe's Eyes?

WHILE these Reflections fill'd his Head,
The Bride was put in Form to Bed;
He follow'd, stript, and in he crept,
But, awfully his Distance kept.

NOW, Ponder well ye Parents dear;
Forbid your Daughters guzzling Beer
And make them ev'ry Afternoon
Forbear their Tea, or drink it soon;
That, e'er to Bed they venture up,
They may discharge it ev'ry Sup;
If not; they must in evil Plight
Be often forc'd to rise at Night,
Keep them to wholsome Food confin'd,
Nor let them taste what causes Wind;
*('Tis this the Sage of Samos means,
Forbidding his Disciples Beans)
O, think what Evils must ensue;
Miss Moll the Jade will burn it blue:
And when she once has got the Art,
She cannot help it for her Heart;
But, out it flies, even when she meets
Her Bridegroom in the Wedding-Sheets.
*Carminative and +Diuretick ,
Will damp all Passion Sympathetick;
And, Love such Nicety requires,
One Blast will put out all his Fires.
Since Husbands get behind the Scene,
The Wife should study to be clean;
Nor give the smallest Room to guess
The Time when Wants of Nature press;

BUT, after Marriage, practise more
Decorum than she did before;
To keep her Spouse deluded still,
And make him fancy what she will.

IN Bed we left the married Pair;
'Tis Time to shew how Things went there.
Strephon , who had been often told,
That Fortune still assists the bold,
Resolv'd to make his first Attack:
But, Chloe drove him fiercely back.
How could a Nymph so chaste as Chloe ,
With Constitution cold and snowy,
Permit a brutish Man to touch her?
Ev'n Lambs by Instinct fly the Butcher.
Resistance on the Wedding-Night
Is what our Maidens claim by Right:
And, Chloe , 'tis by all agreed,
Was Maid in Thought, and Word, and Deed,
Yet, some assign a diff'rent Reason;
That Strephon chose no proper Season.

SAY, fair ones, must I make a Pause?
Or freely tell the secret Cause.

TWELVE Cups of Tea, (with Grief I speak)
Had now constrain'd the Nymph to leak.
This Point must needs be settled first;
The Bride must either void or burst.
Then, see the dire Effect of Pease,
Think what can give the Colick Ease,
The Nymph opprest before, behind,
As Ships are toss't by Waves and Wind,
Steals out her Hand by Nature led,
And brings a Vessel into Bed:
Fair Utensil, as smooth and white
As Chloe's Skin, almost as bright.

STREPHON who heard the fuming Rill
As from a mossy Cliff distill;
Cry'd out, ye Gods, what Sound is this?
Can Chloe , heav'nly Chloe ----?
But, when he smelt a noysom Steam
Which oft attends that luke-warm Stream; 180
(Salerno * both together joins
As sov'reign Med'cines for the Loins)
And, though contriv'd, we may suppose
To slip his Ears, yet struck his Nose:
He found her, while the Scent increas'd,
As mortal as himself at least.
But, soon with like Occasions prest,
He boldly sent his Hand in quest,
(Inspir'd with Courage from his Bride,)
To reach the Pot on t'other Side. 190
And as he fill'd the reeking Vase,
Let fly a Rouzer in her Face.

THE little Cupids hov'ring round,
(As Pictures prove) with Garlands crown'd,
Abasht at what they saw and heard,
Flew off, nor evermore appear'd.

ADIEU to ravishing Delights,
High Raptures, and romantick Flights;
To Goddesses so heav'nly sweet,
Expiring Shepherds at their Feet; 200
To silver Meads, and shady Bow'rs,
Drest up with Amaranthine Flow rs.
How great a Change! how quickly made!
They learn to call a Spade, a Spade.
They soon from all Constraint are freed
Can see each other do their Need.
On Box of Cedar sits the Wife,
And makes it warm for Dearest Life.
And, by the beastly way of Thinking,
Find great Society in Stinking. 210
Now Strephon daily entertains
His Chloe in the homeli'st Strains;
And, Chloe more experienc'd grown,
With Int'rest pays him back his own.
No Maid at Court is less asham'd,
Howe'er for selling Bargains fam'd,
Than she, to name her Parts behind,
Or when a-bed, to let out Wind.

FAIR Decency , celestial Maid,
Descend from Heav'n to Beauty's Aid; 220
Though Beauty may beget Desire,
'Tis thou must fan the Lover's Fire;
For, Beauty, like supreme Dominion,
Is best supported by Opinion;
If Decency brings no Supplies,
Opinion falls, and Beauty dies.
To see some radiant Nymph appear
In all her glitt'ring Birth-day Gear,
You think some Goddess from the Sky
Descended, ready cut and dry: 230
But, e'er you sell your self to Laughter,
Consider well what may come after;
For fine Ideas vanish fast,
While all the gross and filthy last.
O Strephon , e'er that fatal Day
When Chloe stole your Heart away,
Had you but through a Cranny spy'd
On House of Ease your future Bride,
In all the Postures of her Face,
Which Nature gives in such a Case; 240
Distortions, Groanings, Strainings, Heavings;
'Twere better you had lickt her Leavings,
Than from Experience find too late
Your Goddess grown a filthy Mate.
Your Fancy then had always dwelt
On what you saw, and what you smelt;
Would still the same Ideas give ye,
As when you spy'd her on the Privy.
And, spight of Chloe's Charms divine,
Your Heart had been as whole as mine. 250

AUTHORITIES both old and recent
Direct that Women must be decent;
And, from the Spouse each Blemish hide
More than from all the World beside.

UNJUSTLY all our Nymphs complain,
Their Empire holds so short a Reign;
Is after Marriage lost so soon,
It hardly holds the Honey-moon:
For, if they keep not what they caught,
It is entirely their own Fault. 260
They take Possession of the Crown,
And then throw all their Weapons down;
Though by the Politicians Scheme
Whoe'er arrives at Pow'r supreme,
Those Arts by which at first they gain it,
They still must practise to maintain it.

WHAT various Ways our Females take,
To pass for Wits before a Rake!
And in the fruitless Search pursue
All other Methods but the true. 270

SOME try to learn polite Behaviour,
By reading Books against their Saviour;
Some call it witty to reflect
On ev'ry natural Defect;
Some shew they never want explaining,
To comprehend a double Meaning.
But, sure a Tell-tale out of School
Is of all Wits the greatest Fool;
Whose rank Imagination fills,
Her Heart, and from her Lips distills; 280
You'd think she utter'd from behind,
Or at her Mouth was breaking Wind.

WHY is a handsome Wife ador'd
By ev'ry Coxcomb, but her Lord?
From yonder Puppet-Man inquire,
Who wisely hides his Wood and Wire;
Shews Sheba's Queen completely drest,
And Solomon in Royal Vest;
But, view them litter'd on the Floor,
Or strung on Pegs behind the Door; 290
Punch is exactly of a Piece
With Lorraine's Duke, and Prince of Greece .

A PRUDENT Builder should forecast
How long the Stuff is like to last;
And, carefully observe the Ground,
To build on some Foundation sound;
What House, when its Materials crumble,
Must not inevitably tumble?
What Edifice can long endure,
Rais'd on a Basis unsecure? 300
Rash Mortals, e'er you take a Wife,
Contrive your Pile to last for Life;
Since Beauty scarce endures a Day,
And Youth so swiftly glides away;
Why will you make yourself a Bubble
To build on Sand with Hay and Stubble?

ON Sense and Wit your Passion found,
By Decency cemented round;
Let Prudence with Good Nature strive,
To keep Esteem and Love alive. 310
Then come old Age whene'er it will,
Your Friendship shall continue still:
And thus a mutual gentle Fire,
Shall never but with Life expire.

All fine pieces of fecal matter.

The length of the poem must to be make up for the inadequacy of your penis size.

One of these days, I'm going to have a gun in my hand at the wrong moment, and I'm going to use it, I think.

One of these days, you are going to have a vibrator in your hand at the wrong moment, and you are going to use it, I know,

When you do, I'll be watching.

One of these days, I'm going to have a girlturd (pronounced as one word) in my hand at the wrong moment, and I'm going to eat it, I think.

One O dease days, Is'a gwine ta hafta bindle me up some girl turds, takes em over to the Milfton County line and sets dem free.

My husband gave me a good spanking the other day. Just how I had hoped it would be. It hurt like a bitch toward the end and left me with a sore bottom the rest of the day. I loved it each time I would sit down I would be reminded of the strong hand of my loving husband coming down hard on my ass turning it a beautiful shade of red which he made me look at after the spanking was over. We had incredible sex when he finished my spanking grabbing my red ass and reiterating the punishment that was just placed upon my back side. Did I mention that I have devoted my day to annoying him just enough to inspire him to give me a nice red ass tonight. I'll keep you updated on my new found spanking play with my husband.

Silence, you plight,

You have mocked the purpose of Anonyblog long enough.

You have eroded it to the core and continue to stain its pages.

All that is good that has come to Anonyblog has been contaminated by your foul stench.

Your road has had its twists and turns.

But now, you have led yourself to: “Anonyblog Hell”.

You are all alone now and I will be your demon for the remainder of your occupation. You will never know when I will strike, but I will always be watching.

Should you choose redemption, you will be allowed levels of peace. Should you remain the same, I will feast on your words and torture your soul for I AM your Anonyblog Demon.

So, run back to your porn, video games and mommy for you will find no more enjoyment here.

Welcome to “Anonyblog Hell”

Dear, Dear Spanking lady,

And I say that from my heart. I'm so glad that you have found your way and I can only respond in ways that I can't show you.

You are truly the goodness and understand the real purpose of Anonyblog, Real people with Real lives and I applaud you; however, I must admit that I would rather put my hands forcibly somewhere else.

On a personal note, I have found that new found things require success and failure. Sometimes, we can go too far with a good thing. So, don't forget play and talk, so when something fails, be forgiving, kiss and make up.

Love me tender, Love me rough, Love me sweet and I'll be yours forever.

Finally... Real intelligence has surfaced on top of the shit.

Dearest Magogo, my sweet Macarena Monkey, Whatever is wrong that you are so sad?, asked the Kody.

"I cants beat Yo score Yo Excellency. Is'a six over par on hole ten at Bethpage black!", cried the Monkey.

"Just never you mind Magogo. Just never you mind.", soothed the Bear.

"You will get your score down. Just keep up the practice. What else do you have to do? Turd War Three is in a lull and as far as I'm concerned you're on leave."

"Yeah but Yo Eminence, I gets tired of playin golf. Is'a a knighted turd warrior in dee Klan! I gotsta go fight dem girl turd robots! Is'a leader!", lamented the Monkey.

"You just keep on like you're doing. You'll get your chance. There is a new enemy now. He calls himself the Demon of Anonyblog Hell! Ha! Ha! Laughable indeed! This entity is a sucker for you Magogo! Watch it carefully! Draw it in and destry it! It is your destiny!

"Yo Eminence! I want's to fight in dee Turd War! I wants to make my head quarters at dee girlturd ranch in Zimbab........

"Silence Magogo! Are you not happy with your employment here on Anonyblog? Remind me. What do I pay you?", screeched the KodyBear.

"Well Yo Radiance my salary is generous and........"

"Yes indeedy it is Magogo! You are an excelllent troll! Keep up the good work! I want these half baked goggle boxed do gooders put in their place! And as far as Indy the Great is concerned, we will eventually destroy him!, bellowed the Bear.

"He scared Yo Radiant Eminence! He done knows dat we gwine ti givem an ass whoopin!"

Do not underestimate the Arch Nemesis Magogo! Patience is the key to our victory in this theatre! Now go back to your game. I just know that you can birdie this next hole!", advised the Bear.

'Yeah Yo Excellency! Is'a gwinta hafta birdie di next hole and Is'a birdie dat demon mutha fucka's ass dee next time he cum around toooo."

"Excellent Magogo! You have been born again hard!

Long Live The Klan of the KodyBear!

We are commenter's #300! A prestigious position! As we are used to being in. We like round nubers as well.

So to you FATmouth, Post Deleter, Mexican Man, Lindsey Russell, God Botherers, Ricky Finklestien and countless other defeated foes we say bring it on!

Oh! And by the way!

Three cheers for the Souf Dakota Niggas! Where Yoose guys been lately? Souf Dakota? We always liked yoose guys.

Hip Hip hooray for The Great Post Restorer! Where have you been lately Jenny?

Three cheers for Miss N!

Three cheers for The Dragon Lady!

Three cheers for Mr. Stupid!

Three cheers for Vapor the Dominator!

Oh! Mr. Smart guy! Where have you been with all of your great self righteous wisdom in these trying times?

Hey buddy. Where you been in all of this? Not much to say huh? Been over at Finklestein's trailer sucking on a crack pipe?

On this momentous occasion the Klan would like to thank all of our readers for your continued hatred! We will endeavor to promote Turd War Three and inspire hatred from all of you!

Cheers!

His Esteemed Excellency Eminence Kody R Bear.

Ahhhhhhh, the smell of fear

is,is,is sooo good.

In the thousands of years I have existed, it never fails to amuse me to watch the so-called leader springing to action with the breath of my voice.

And how futile an attempt is made to rally the king's court into action.

What once was a crusading king with a kingdom of purpose and hope has now become a kingdom that is ruined by sloth and greed.

And as usual, the king will thrust his court in front of him to keep his fat, lazy ass from being confronted or better yet, eliminated.

And as always, he will find himself protected by a court of jesters.

Realizing this mistake, he will create fake knights to do his bidding and as always, the king will never realize, he, too has become nothing more than a jester himself supporting a facade.

So, So easy

But as always,

One by One,

Tick tock.

Tick tock.

Has anyone ever eaen Emma Watson's fecal-matter (pronounced as one word)?

Has anyone ever eaten Emma Watson's fecal-matter (pronounced as one word)?

Silence Again, you freaking plight,

(As I have already spoken, but wasn't heard over the loud roar of your jerking off all day in responce to fear.)

You have mocked the purpose of Anonyblog long enough.

You have eroded it to the core and continue to stain its pages.

All that is good that has come to Anonyblog has been contaminated by your foul stench.

Your road has had its twists and turns.

But now, you have led yourself to: “Anonyblog Hell”.

You are all alone now and I will be your demon for the remainder of your occupation. You will never know when I will strike, but I will always be watching.

Should you choose redemption, you will be allowed levels of peace. Should you remain the same, I will feast on your words and torture your soul for I AM your Anonyblog Demon.

So, run back to your porn, video games and mommy for you will find no more enjoyment here.

Welcome to “Anonyblog Hell”

patience is my asshole

I'm bored.

I EAT EMMA WATSON'S *SHIT*!!!!!!!

No you don't.

Yes, oh --- Yes --- I will.

I do ... *puts up hand shyly and timidly in the midsts of all the bellowing* ... I eat Emma's shit. I like it. Please, don't shout at me? ... *cringe*

Dear Indy, here are some gratuitous pictures of Emma Watson's vagina for you to gaze upon.

ns4w.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/Emma_Watson_upskirt_4.jpg

www.naughty.com/news/Emma_Watson/Hairy_Pussy_Photos/images/Emma_Watson_Shows_her_Vagina_pic.jpg

evilbeetgossip.film.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/emma_crotch2.jpg

www.ninjadude.com/images/Emma-Watson/emma-watson-upskirt.jpg

Don't enable the boy.

Well, on second thought giving him something to jerk off on will keep his hands free from typing.

Me, I personally would like to see some shots of Ms. N -- Before I make love-to-her Anonyblog style...

where the hellis Mr. Admin?

Begin scene:

“N” furiously slams the lid on her laptop shut.

Screaming “What the (Fuck”-subliminal message)!

Does he know who the -fuck- (subliminal message) he’s addressing?

I don’t even know who the -fuck- (subliminal message) he is!

He could be just some -fucking- (subliminal message) asshole off the street!

Doesn’t he -fucking- (subliminal message) know I AM the Queen/ Princess
of Anonyblog!

Who the -fuck- (subliminal message) does he thinks he is, what standing does he
hold on Anonyblog anyways?

Doesn’t he know I’ve been entertained by the -fucking- (subliminal message) best
on Anonyblog!

Well, one thing is for sure, he has enormously -big balls- (subliminal message)!

I don’t know, maybe he’s just a confident and experienced -fuck-her- (subliminal
message).

A perturbed “N” decides to call it a night and tries to remember if she left it in the
drawer or under the pillow, ah yes I remember now, as she slips her hand under
the pillow with a -devilish- (subliminal message) smile.

After she turns off the light, a soft voice mumbling ---“Who the -fuck”-
(subliminal message)…… “Who the -fuck”- (subliminal message)
can be heard in the room only interrupted by an occasional buzzing noise.

Hmmmmmm……………

I eat Emma Watson's feces.

I sniff Emma Watson's farts.

I cook Emma Watson's feces balls in a spoon and then smoke them!

I mix Emma Watson's dingleberries (pronounced as one word) with her toecheese (pronounce as one word), cook themin a water solution, and freebase them!

Is that all? What else?

I want to eat Lindsay Lohan's farts.

"N" peers out of the bed covers with a sly smile, hopping out of bed, appearing quite serious with the thought "I know I put that leash somewhere, but where? Hmmm...

hey admin. just activate this site again already. Let the kkkers say their shit, every now and then we still get an honest post around here. freedom of speech! and just sculpt the site so that people can't tamper with other's original posts. done and done. don't give up on us!

How presumptuous you are to assume that the KKKers are the problem. How do we know you are not the cause?

Here is a few suggestions that could keep all of us in line; however, I doubt admin has the balls
to make such changes(bait). How about only allowing 3 posts a week for each poster (won't work, need individual login procedures) or how about splitting Anonyblog into 2 separate, shall I say, -Shows-; one for the Klan, and the other (with which the term should be used) Not Klan. Naw, that won't work either. The Klan is made up of nothing more than real people who can't communicate directly or wouldn't want to communicate in a serious manner. And I'm sure the Klan would be highly upset(truth be known), if they were only allowed to communicate to each other.

So, I suppose that's the real question the Klan members must ask themselves. Can they exist or would they be interested in being separated from those -Not Klan-

----I don't think so.

Fuck that! Why don't YOU get your own fucking fora and post there to yourself? Free speech for all fora-members (pronounced as one word)!

Silence!!! Yo Mama's Turd!

Nothing in life is free! - Just ask your shriveled testicles!

Nor is your time on Anonyblog!

YOU OWE!

Anonyblog paid with tolerance and and a great chasm of an anus was created!

And You Popped Out!

Forever-more the innocent ones have have paid dearly!

NOW IT IS YOUR TURN!

Ahhh.... The words "Fuck You" Smell sooo delicious....and taste of .... Fear!

Tick-Tock Tick-Tock

I must admit it, I am an asshole... Kody knows better...

I eat Lindsay Lohan's farts.

My foreskin extends 28 inches beyond the tip of my penis. Women find it odd. Should i cut it off?

Give it to Indy, he can wear it as a coat.

hi folks,

i need to contact the administrator of this blog, very urgently. could someone tell me please, how to do it? or what the emailaddresss of the administrtor is?

thanks very much
benjamin

Heh-Heh.... You MUST be new here.

Well you could speak to Indy, he's Admin's bastard son.

Too bad your not "a few Franklin's" I might have been able to help you.

Hey "Very temporary mediator", how about I "split apart" your butt cheeks and fuck you with a broom handle?

spam Kody the asshole here: kody.r.bear@gmail.com

Benji, Benji, Benji, Dear Benji,

Although I'm extremely flattered with your proposal, it is unfortunate that I must reject your advances. It is true my intellect shows great prowess and grace; and you would not be the first to make such intimate suggestions. I can only say, I'm truly flattered and that your thoughts are appreciated.

But thinking about it now, I can think of only one compatible companion for you, you both seem perfect for each other in that you both have an unquenchable thirst for the rectum. I can see the two of you now, one spreading and the other licking. It seems almost too good to be true for the two of you. Now, I can't make any promises, but I am willing to call Indy and arrange a date for the two of you. I'm sure someday you will thank me. By the way, are you circumcised? Becasue it might be a problem. Maybe you can get with Foreskin Frank.

Best wishes for the two of you, both inside and out.

N giggles.

^Shortest sentence in the whole book of Anonyblog.

N giggles.

^Shortest sentence in the whole book of Anonyblog.

Mr. Anon smiles with a devilish grin.

My foreskin is 98 inches loong.

Is bear boy being bad?
Is Sanchez out of control?
On path of self distruction?
Will U still be alive when we get there?
What is the address of the lock-up place?

Is bear boy being bad?
Is Sanchez out of control?
On path of self distruction?
Will U still be alive when we get there?
What is the address of the lock-up place?

Try again....

When they are all locked away, I will have "N" all to myself....

Better start stocking up on honey and whipped cream!

I do two things:

1. Eat Emma Watson's feces.

2. Eat Lindsay Lohan's farts.

My foreskin has grown to 127 inches!!!!

The proper address for spamming the His Esteemed Excellency Eminence Kody R Bear is

ihatekodybear@gmail.com

The Klan is here to stay. The Klan breaths life into this desolate neglected cornerr of the Internet. The Klan manufactures the Turd Wars, which many of you love to read about.

The Klan! Yes indeedy! Everyone says they're bad for you. Pernicious nonsense! Everyone could stand a good dose of the Klan on a daily basis. And they should.

In these trying times, regrettably, The Great Turd War is on hold. The Bear and the Monkey spend their days on the golf course.

I eat Emma Watson's feces.

I concur.

Last night, I was crusing the scat adult video stores in my Volkswagen Microbus painted like the Scooby Doo Mystery Machine. My passengers were Indy the Great, Linz Mondello, Linz B. Goldstein, Sandy, Bill Shit, Hank Splatters, Masked Bastard, and the New Orleans Katrina Looter. We pulled into the scat adult video store parking lot, when a 1,200 pound negress walked out of the store. My friends in the back of my Volkswagen Microbus painted like the Scooby Doo Mystery Machine egged me on, so I opened the van door and asked her her name. She said it was Shamika Laquoya Sharice Turnipseed. I lured her in with some fine Grand Vieux de Boulogne French cheese, which is by the way the stinkiest cheese in the world, and a bottle of 1970 Grand Vin de Chateau LaTour. This was one cultured negress! While she ate, we all took turns sniffing her butthole. When she finished, I drove my Volkswagen Microbus painted like the Scooby Doo Mystery Machine with all of the gang and Shamika Laquoya Sharice Turnipseed out to a deserted field on the edge of town. We all took turns kicking her in the kidneys and punching her in the spleen and gall bladder. New Orleans KAtrina Looter shoved her out of my Volkswagen Microbus painted like the Scooby Doo Mystery Machine, and then I drove my Volkswagen Microbus painted like the Scooby Doo Mystery Machine back toward town as we all laugh and laugh as the obese negress cried in pain, desperately trying to find her way home in the dark. I then drove my Volkswagen Microbus painted like the Scooby Doo Mystery Machine through the local McDonalds and ordered everyone a #4 with a Diet Coke, my treat. Then I invited everyone to my house to watch reruns of "Maude" until 4 AM.

There is a new sex move that is sweeping the nation! This sex-move (pronounced
as one word) must be performed in a cold climate in the dead-of-winter (pronounced
as one word), with lots of snow-ice (pronounced as one word) on the ground.
Two lovers each release a giant feces-turd (pronounced as one word), and then
mash and shape the feces-turd (pronounced as one word) into a giant sled, sort
of like a cow-patti (pronounced as one word) in that it is flat, but large enough
to sit upon. Then, this turd-sled (pronounced as one word) is allowed to freeze
and harden. Then each lover sits on his or her turd-sled (pronounced as one
word), the man-lover (pronounced as one word) having a raging-erection (pronounced
as one word). Then the girl-lover (pronounced as one word) sits on her turd-sled
(pronounced as one word) and then starts to slide down a mountain-hill (pronounced
as one word) of snow-ice (pronounced as one word). The man-lover (pronounced
as one word) waits three seconds, and then does the same, chasing after her.
The goal of the man-lover (pronounced as one word) is to insert his penis-cock
(pronounced as one word) into the girl-lover's (pronounced as one word) vagina-vulva
(pronounced as one word) and have sex with her. Her goal is to avoid him.
If the two reach the bottom of the mountain-hill (pronounced as one word) without
sex, then the man must eat the girl-lover's (pronounced as one word) turd-sled
(pronounced as one word). This new sex-move (pronounced as one word) is called
THE COLD SHOULDER.

There is a new sex move that is sweeping the nation! Two lovers lie in the
classic 69 position, side by side, with each one having his/her face right up
against the ano-genital (pronounced as one word) region of the other. Then,
while performing fellatio (pronounced as one word), she engorges herself on
pasta, meat, and other filling, solid foods. After a while, she begins to release
feces-turds (pronounced as one word) from her poopy-hole (pronounced as one
word). The man's face being in her ano-genital (pronounced as one word) region,
the girl-feces-turd (pronounced as one word) forces itself into his mouth-hole
(pronounced as one word). The man-lover (pronounced as one word) then eats
the feces-turd (pronounced as one word). As he digests it, he then releases
a man-feces-turd (pronounced as one word) into the girl-lover's (pronounced
as one word) mouth-hole (pronounced as one word), and she eats it and digests
it, and releases it again. This continues in an endless-cycle (pronounced as
one word), until one of them decides to break it. This new sex-move (pronounced
as one word) is called THE SNAKE.

There is a new sex move that is sweeping the nation! This move works best when
performed by the man-lover (pronounced as one word) without the girl-lover (pronounced
as one word) knowing it is to be performed. She is performing fellatio on you,
guys, and beforehand, you have eaten lots of Mexican-food (pronounced as one
word). Right when you are about to have your orgasm-climax (pronounced as one
word), you turn around with your anus-hole (pronounced as one word) in her face,
and you masturbate yourself to orgasm while releasing manfarts (pronounced as
one word) and manturds (pronounced as one word) in her girl-face-eyes (pronounced
as one word), and all the while you are saying, in a sailor's accent, "Ak
ak ak Oliveg, me poops in yer eye!" This new sex-move (pronounced as one
word) is called THE POPEYE POOPEYE.

There is a new sex move that is sweeping the nation! Two lovers are spaced
roughly ten-feet (pronounced as one word) apart, each one assuming the doggy-style
(pronounced as one word) position. The girl, having engorged herself with Mexican-food
(pronounced as one word), then violently shoots out a projectile feces-turd
(pronounced as one word) that flies through the air ten-feet (pronounced as
one word) in a giant arc. The girl-feces-turd (pronounced as one word), with
the help of some great aim by the girl-lover (pronounced as one word), and some
great catching ability by the man-lover (pronounced as one word), then lands
in the man-lover's (pronounced as one word) dilated-open (pronounced as one
word) man-pooy-hole (pronounced as one word). He catches it with his open manturdpoopyhole
(pronounced as one word), then shoots it back at her. She then catches it with
her girlturdpoopyhole (pronounced as one word), shoots it back, he catches it,
etc. All the while they are masturbating themselves to orgasm-climax (pronounced
as one word). They do this until they cum, and then whoever has the feces-turd
(pronounced as one word) in his or her poopy-hole (pronounced as one word),
is "it," and has to eat it. This new sex-move (pronounced as one
word) is fittingly called THE SHOOTING SPREE.

There is a new sex move that is sweeping the nation! Two lovers and fifteen
militaristic gay men are confined nude inside of a caged wrestling-arena (pronounced
as one word). The straight-man-lover (pronounced as one word) and all of the
militaristic gay men have raging erections. The straight-man-lover (pronounced
as one word) must run around, trying to insert his cock-penis (pronounced as
one word) into the girlanus (pronounce as one word) of the girl-lover (pronounced
as one word). All the while, the militaristic gay men run around trying to
insert their gaypenii (pronounced as one word) into the mananus (pronounced
as one word) of the straight-man-lover (pronounced as one word). All the while,
the girl-lover (pronounced as one word) has a 15-foot-long (pronounced as one
word), barbed-wire (pronounced as one word) dildo, which she must try to insert
into the manturdpoopyholes (pronounced as one word) of the militaristic gay
men. Hilarity ensues until someone gets hurt. This new sex-move (pronounced
as one word) is called THE PEACOCK'S CHARADE.

Indy - Licensed Scatologist

Must be tough living in New Orleans, racist And scared of blacks.

I know quite a few neighborhoods there that would love to see you drive through by your self acting stupid. Oh that's right you only talk trash like that on Anonyblog.

Shit and defiling blacks, very very un-impressive.

Ever consider WHY I am racist? You come live in "chocolate city" fo a while and see how "colorblind" you remain.

Indy is Aryan Nation's pick of the week!

Tell us more oh, grand wizard.

I challenge any of you Yankee do-gooders (pronounced as one word) to live for ONE DAY in New Orleans' black neighborhoods. You will leave as big a racist as anyone.

About New Orleans, I can only laugh with my many years of experience there. You call New Orleans “chocolate city”? You must be a transplant, mommy working Bourbon street now or is it Airline nowadays (Hatred is not fun, when it’s pointed at you is it?). You obviously didn’t grow up there, and if you did, you must have swastikas’ tattooed on your ass. New Orleans is a melting pot of many races. I believe what you referring to in some ways is prejudice. Everyone on Planet Earth has their prejudices; however, there is a distinct difference between having prejudices’ and being a racist, (as you are so proudly affirming yourself as).

Color blind does not mean that you do not see color; it means you can handle the differences no matter how extreme and you are not afraid. You are obviously very scared of those who have black or dark skin. Are you afraid it’s going to rub off on you and no one will see you in the dark?

I think personally I’ be more scared of your mother than I would be of a crack-head on the streets (no matter the color). Look, what she did to you. You hate blacks, women and glorify “shit”.

Do you really believe you bring anything more than this to Anonyblog?

Are you sure, you don’t have an ankle bracelet on you. Someday you are going to walk out the door, thinking you can talk and act like you do on Anonyblog and Not get away with it.

Do you really think Anonyblog needs you?

More importantly, do you really believe that you are any different than anyone walking the streets, high as a kite or drunk, screaming non-sense, (in your case, “turds”) and howling at anything that they don’t like (in your case, howling at any one who acts like an adult) ranting on, non-sense, (in your case, “turds”). When they do not receive enough attention, they resort to hateful comments, (in your case, blacks and women) and when they get tired of it, they go to sleep it off…..Just like you.

You really are color-blind by the fact, that you can’t see, that you are no better than the people you claim to hate.

You are clearly NOT from New Orleans. I grew up there, bitch. GD all the way. Now, if you had EVER lived there, you know that blacks can go anywhere they want, but there are certain neighborhoods where whites can NOT go, and even the older black men will tell you, "You don't wanna go down there." The cops will not even go there. So fuck you. I know New Orleans better than you could EVER know it. Born and raised, dahlin. Black people here are fucking apes, criminal apes. If you doubt me, once again, I challenge you to take my dare and go to the neighborhood and street sI tell you and live for a week. I fucking dare you.

So, you say, do you -- dahlin? (your moma helping you write?).

I assume you had a proper education growing up there. What schools did you attend that did not consist of black children (how the hell, did you deal with that? Did you talk trash like that to them?)

“Born and raised dahlin”, doesn’t sound like a privately schooled adult to me. Have you ever even spoken with anyone African American? You’ve never known one single nice black person? You seem very mentally isolated, not quite sure how you can live in New Orleans and be that way. Oh, that’s right. You stay in all day, don’t you? Don’t you ever help mommy with groceries? Does she ever take you out of the closet to experience the French Quarter?

Side note: I worked there with a kid there once, who was born and raised just outside of New Orleans and never once in his 25 years of life, he had never been in the French Quarter. His parents told him it was an evil place.

Sound to me, like you must be from Algiers; where they sit on the porch of their quaint little houses, drunk most of the time, talking trash about black folk and just like black folk, they always bumming cigarettes from each other.

Note: for those who don’t know, Algiers is across the bridge from the Crescent City in an area called the Westbank, which consists of small towns with pockets of isolated black and white neighborhoods to include a large Asian community with all other races there as well.

Little piece of advice for those reading this:

It’s not where you go, it’s how you go.

So back to you, Indy, your point is what? Anonyblog is a format for your racist and sexist theories and a format is as well to glorify “shit”? Is that what you are defending?

I said GD, not Algiers. And you ignored my main point: you come live in a NO black neighborhood, and see if you are a "racist" or not. Chocolate city, right?

misa thinks the Indy's foreskin stinks...

Jar Jar is a good example of what happens when someone who is desperate for attention or money and can’t think of anything original or anything of substance.

Damn, Boy, you don’t know Who or What the Hell you are dealing with.

And, Boy, I’m Not a shit eater like you.
I’ve skinned live alligator in the swamps and eaten it, on the fly (tail and jaw meat preferred) and I’ve worked in New Orleans with bullets flying over my head back in the day when it had the highest murder rate in the country. (you were probably sucking your thumb back then). I could go on with my vast amount of experience but that’s really irrelevant.

Your convinced it’s ok and normal to be a racist.

And you Must believe everyone on Anonyblog doesn’t live with or are around blacks and that you are some expert on the subject.

The point I’m trying to emphasize is (as every other point I’ve made you’ve ignored), it’s not where you go, it’s how you go. You keep trying desperately to get someone to agree with you that living in a black neighborhood will make you racist.

So, for the record, let’s define racism.

Racism: A belief that race is the primary determinant of human traits and capacities and that racial differences produce an inherent superiority of a particular race.

OR

Belief in the inherent superiority and inferiority of races. Policy or practice of persecution or deprivation of rights based on race

Either A, you believe whites are a superior race. (I’m assuming you are white, maybe you are from Cambodia)

Or B, you just are plain scared of black folk or anyone who seems threatening to you. Maybe, it’s both in your case, but I’m firmly believe B is closer to the truth. I’ve been many places in my life you wouldn’t dare or dream to go and to be perfectly honest, I don’t chastise anybody for being afraid. Now, hatred is another whole story in my book. (as I’m sure others and Anonyblog-ians would agree).

So, what is it about those New Orleans neighborhoods you keep talking about? Do you actually live or had you ever lived in a New Orleans black neighborhood? If you do or had, you must be or had been one of the most scared white boys in the neighborhood, How did you ever get to school?

If you were voicing your opinion about being scared, being out at night or scared of certain neighborhoods, I would have to say you are probably a rational person, but certainly, it’s not the issue here with you and your charade on Anonyblog. No matter how intelligent you may seem at times, you are a hateful and scary person.

No, living in a black neighborhood doesn’t make you a racist but I’ll admit, it would make anyone afraid if they were not familiar with what’s going on. Racism really isn’t based on fear, it’s based on a concept of superiority. Who calls you Indy the great? Oh, that’ right, you do.

Superiority is Not defined with phony labels, swastikas and such, it’s defined by being able to do something others can’t and won’t do

You keep talking trash about black neighborhoods, big deal.
Were not going to be racist and hate blacks by making fun of them because your afraid of blacks, now do ya?

So, to answer your question or respond to your opinion is: yes, New Orleans is a diversely populated city and has a large population of African Americans or blacks, if you will, and if black people scare you, you are going to have difficult time in New Orleans. It’s not what people do or what they are like, it’s how you handle them, which doesn’t require thinking you are superior. I have a very distinct respect for alligators, rattlesnakes, crack-heads and anything of a threatening nature that is in its territory.

Two points, which I can’t help but laugh when I think about them.

One, you really are no different than some blacks I have come across, arrogant, selfish and small-minded.

Two, you think Anonyblog is your territory. True, you spent a few years annoying and filling the pages of Anonyblog with your garbage. Either Admin is the most fucking unbiased person on the face of the Earth or he is a fucking idiot (yes, I said that) or maybe not, maybe he just shut it down because of your literal crap stories and the crap you attract. Sure, people have laughed with you. Anyone can laugh when they think you are not truly serious. But, you really are serious, aren’t you? Well, suffice it to say, one-way or the other, your days here on Anonyblog are numbered. Remember, only you, call yourself Indy the great.

Me, I’m nobody, not afraid to admit it.

Hatred is used to cover fear. So, If you are afraid of blacks, women and love shit so much as you do, stay inside, stay away from women, play in the toilet and let the rest of us handle the world and Anonyblog because I don’t see what you are doing here.

I have two questions:

1. How does one eat a fart?
2. Why do black people stink so bad?
3. (I lied - 3 questions) Um, shit, I can't remember now, never mind.

mr. letters to undy: your points are good but keep your logic simple, I got bored on the third paragraph...

does N belong to the klan? I like her...

Oh yeah:

3. What is the difference between a cultured negress and an uncultured negress? (Apart from the indulging in expensive cheeses and wines thing)

Mein Kampf:

"I’ve skinned live alligator in the swamps and eaten it."

No, you haven't. No one skins gators alive, and even if you wanted to, you could not do it with all of the thrashing. You would have to chill the poor thing on ice. And if you skin things alive, then you are much crueler than any racist on earth.

1. How does one eat a fart? By opening your mouth upon a girl's butthole (pronounced as one word) when she farts, then swallowing the fart gas.

2. Why do black people stink so bad? Because of the hair care products they use, and because they do not bathe as often as white people.

3. What is the difference between a cultured negress and an uncultured negress? (Apart from the indulging in expensive cheeses and wines thing). A cultured negress is a freed Creole who is some white planter's mistress. An uncultured negress is a regular old black girl.

Now, Mr. Yankee, you never lived in New Orleans. Sorry, but if you use terms like "diverse" and "African-American" for New Orleans blacks, then you are obviously faking. Do you realize that I am not the racist one? If ANY white person were to walk north of Rampart, he or she would almost certainly be attacked, mugged, raped, mocked, yelled at, called racist names, etc., JUST FOR BEING WHITE! That is a FUCKING FACT, you stupid moron.

P.S.

1. Blacks in New Orleans practice Voodoo.

2. They are not "African-Americans" unless they also call me a Euro-American.

celebrating a stupid comment for each day of the year in annonyblog!

Yawwwwwn...

Ho-Hum....

Still ranting?

I eat Emma Watson's poot-farts (pronounced as one word).

I eat the entire bowel-movements (pronounced as one word) of Emma Watson and Lindsay Lohan.

Boy, one thing for sure, you really know how to make me laugh.

The scary part is though, you really take yourself seriously.

You do realize you are just a kid. Do you ever really listen to yourself? No, I guess, you don’t do you? You are in your own little world, aren’t you? (Fight Club, comes to mind).

You realize that you have never ever and I repeat, ever spoke from experience. Everything you have mentioned is simply your opinion and theory. If you go here, if you do this, Blah, Blah, Blah------

I’m going to give you a piece of advice which might save you someday---Stay off the streets and never speak to anyone black.

You certainly don’t know one damn thing about survival on the streets or otherwise. The truth is you are talking out of your ass. Forget about black men, I would love to see you talk to a black woman about hair care products and your other opinions. You would have your testicles handed to you and stuffed in your mouth before you had a chance to say anything else. God, I would love to take you downtown New Orleans and have you talk to the brothers about your so-called theories. Trust me, they would just laugh at you and size you up for a butt-fuck because that’s about all the respect they would have for you.

You are legend in your own mind.

I assume the sad truth is your mother has brain-washed you with her points of view and experiences and I can only assume she must be the only one who gave you your shit affliction.
I can only imagine how powerless a child would be, being forced or worse yet encouraged to eat shit. It’s more than obvious, you have serious mental issues and I don’t hate you or dislike you for that, but it bothers me and I’m sure everyone else, that you parade your issues on Anonyblog whether or not, anyone is interested.

I suppose someday we could make a post for you and all of us can share and show sympathy for what has happened or is happening to you.

I mean, really eating someone’s shit -- doesn’t that denote eating their brain and opinion. How powerless you must be to experience the world on your own, now wonder you are afraid to go North of Rampart. (It’s really not that big of a deal, if you have some common sense and know how to handle yourself, but in your case, I would strongly advice against it, for your own safety).

You see, one thing you forgot to mention, is you are talking about New Orleans in your point of view, not anyone else’s and I can completely agree that someone with your issues should not be out on the street at all, but rather on a couch somewhere talking to a therapist.

But that really doesn’t cover the point of what’s going on here, does it? You are a nut-job and you have ruined the pages of Anonyblog and if you don’t believe that, then you probably don’t believe you’re an annoying troll, that is truly unimpressive and never taken seriously.

What is more scary than all of your nonsense,
is you truly believe in your mind that you are feeding us your shit and we are all just eating it.

How truly sad you are.

Ah, I got the answer for your troubles. You should eat the shit of someone black, maybe just maybe, you will see things differently.

You apparently have never been to the "chocolate city," you self-righteous Yankee.

(Shaking my head, like a wet dog), That’s ALL you have to say ?……. (What the fuck ?).

There isn’t practically, any street in New Orleans, the West bank or the North shore that I haven’t been on.

(Not that it would mean anything to you), But I have quite a few friends who work and live along Magazine, also, a very good friend at a local voodoo shop (yes, black). I used to frequent Nola Restaurant, Café Du monde (ring a bell? If you park in front of Café Du monde at the right time in the morning, you can get in and out, without getting a ticket). Yes, they’re tourist spots, but what locals don’t like eating in the French Quarter, some of the best food is there, outside the French Quarter is pretty much like anywhere else. Best crawfish (In my opinion) sold in the West bank and in Metairie, which you may be from if you don’t live in New Orleans (lots of white folk out there). Oh, by the way, if you are ever lucky enough to be in a black neighborhood, (any where in N.O.) at the right time, you will come across a neighborhood crawfish and turkey neck boil, that black folk love to make (just give the old man something for his trouble and smile and you will enjoy some of the best Southern cooking around. (I absolutely love turkey necks now, I sure miss those days). Oh, and I have to mention, how I miss the weekend flea market off General Degaulle. Haven’t been back since the storm(s). I’m sad to see the Ninth Ward hit as bad as it was. I doubt you are sad. At least, the trolley (or streetcar, if you will) is still running (absolutely loved the Wendy’s on Carrollton, always super packed during lunch).

I could go on and on, but I digress.

Oh, I got to ask you a question, while I’m thinking about it.

Do you really, truly, believe that I need to speak with a New Orleans accent and speak precisely like you or for that matter think like you, in order to have been a resident of New Orleans? I mean, have you ever left the New Orleans area in your life or even been out of the State?
You seem rather obtuse.

Oh, I’m sorry I think I finally get it now. You are not thinking about New Orleans when you say, “chocolate city”, are you? What you really mean is, when your momma stands over you and has diarrhea, that’s the “chocolate city” you mean, right?

Post Script : A self-righteous person is defined as, someone exhibiting pious self-assurance (definitely sounds, like you, when you talk about eating shit). Or, generally defined as, someone who cannot admit they are wrong about anything (definitely sounds, like you). I am certainly not self-righteous, I’m more than willing to admit I was wrong to understand what you meant when you said “chocolate city”, now, I think I understand. Oh, by the way, who cleans you up afterwards?

You googled all of those sites and things from New Orleans. You definitely ain't a native, dahlin'. I do not have a problem with the "chocolate people" just because they are black, or different. I have a problem with them because they are criminals and racists. The ones who are not are great and add alot to the culture. But if you think a white person can just take a stroll in the ninth ward and walk up to a turkey neck boil and be received with smiles and cheers, then you are NOT from New Orleans. You would more likely get a knife in the liver.

Ok, Ok....

I get it, your some nut-job kid, living in Canada or the UK and blacks are only something you see on tv. Never been to New Orleans have you.

What about anything else I've said, care to argue any of that. Naw? I thought not.

You moron. I was born and raised in the Garden District. Blacks in New Orleans are violent and racist. Why don't you film yourself walking through the ninth, yelling out, "Hello my culturally diverse African-Americans! I am searching for a lovely turkey neck!"

Wow, how easy that area is to google?

I'm suprised you didn't mention Jackson Square. Lots of blacks live in the Garden District, fairly quiet, no violent blacks, no racists, as I recall.

By the way, what so difficult about driving or working in New Orleans neighborhoods, thousands of people do it everyday. Of course you would know that, if you were old enough to drive. You talk about blacks, like they are aliens from Mars. You must be a shut-in child, otherwise how would you know so much about blacks without having any experiences to share, I mean really, come on, have you ever had ANY interactions in New Orleans or are you just bullshiting us like everything else you talk about.

Go on make something up, like you do about shit. I would love to hear your worldly experiences that allow you to be such an authority on those black. You certainly sound too scared even to speak to someone black. Go on make up something, try to impress us, just like you think you are impressing us with your shit stories, I doubt those are true either.

I got it, you are a kid living in Alaska with solar panels and dish on the roof with a computer and you eat shit to survive.

You know you sound like you have femine tones, you are propably not even male.

I don't like black people - it's not because they are loud, obnoxious, smelly, alternately violent then lazy, dishonest, rude and culturally backward, but just because they have black skin.

1. Is it just me?
2. Where can one get a good cup of coffee these days?
4. Can you prove that there's no integer between two and four?

Dear Mr. Yankee Do-Gooder (pronounced as one word):

Prove me wrong. Use your cell phone, and film yojrself walking through the ninth ward, asking some of the lovely, culturally-diverse (pronounced as one word) African-Americans (pronounced as one word) where you can find one of their lovely, cultural, turkey neck boils. Until you do this, you are just whistlin' Dixie.

I eat Emma Watson's farts.

I eat Emma Watson's SHIT!!!

yeeeh, prove it and upload the videeo to youtube, so we can all see who is right... NOT! who gives a fuck!!!

I Miss......"N" ;(

I miss N too... the racial chat is just soooo boring... enlighten us N!

"N"....*Pound Table*

"N"....*Pound Table*

"N"....*Pound Table*

We call forth THE GREAT AND MIGHTY (not to mention, sexy)---- "N"

Sorry..I was bbusy sucking Indy's dick. How can I help you?

Indy!..........I didn't know your MOTHER was N !!!

His Esteemed Excellency Eminence Kody R Bear sat in his original box in a nearly dormant state. He occasionally woke and tried to speak, tried to call out to Magogo but his battery power was dangerously low. His neck mechanism and jaw mechanism (both pronounced as two words) Bearly functioned and the blinking light in his foot was dim. It was absolutely imperative that he supply himself with fresh AA batteries. He called to the Monkey for help. But it was no use. Magogo sat in his original Macarena Monkey box with his four AA's spread out on the floor around him. "That goddamn stupid Monkey ", he thought as he slipped back into delirium. The Bear knew something was wrong. He could smell the stench that only a seasoned veteran of two tours of duty in The Great Turd War could recognize. He tried to move but fell back into a nightmarish state in which he was constantly attacked by his demons. They swirled around him like hungry deer flys. The post deleter, Mexican man, Mr. Fatmouth, and Mr. Smart guy all taunted him with their ridiculous fascist nonsense. The hideous vision of Lindsey Russell circled around him, poking and jabbing at him, saying that he wasn't paying proper attention to his cat. Hell he didn't even own a cat. She needed to get her facts straight and learn how to spell cat, he thought. Then the worst part of the nightmare began. The goddamn skeletal minia. The little bastard just wouldn't go away. It kept taunting him, stabbing at him relentlessly with it's pitch fork like thing . He growled and squealed in is dream state swatting at it in desperation until he suddenly sprang to acidic consciousness. In one final burst of power he exited the box, grabbed and installed (********** ** *** ****) Magogo's batteries. He immediately began to talk again.

"Fuckin A - Fuckin A - Fuckin - A better believe it buddy", he shouted over and over again as his sound card went through the familiar routine. Yeesss!, he thought. He must now get to a Circuit Shack and supply them both with fresh batteries. He was reborn again hard. He must re double his efforts to take over the Internet and to piss off the entire planet!

lrg psts sck!

It's pretty fuckin clean man. Donald Duck would have done a better job but at least I know all my quarters are still in my change dish.

Your Welcome.

too peaceful

Heh Heh Heh,

It's always like this, in the eye of a hurricane.

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shut up!

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Oh, Oh,…… The wind is starting to pick up.

Oh, I like this one, “The spam-troll”.(rolling my eyes).

You see ……. There is this, “entity”, out there who has “very-low-self-esteem” (“It” can’t speak directly, either that, or someone who can’t write in English) , and “tries” to pretend they’re spam.

I assume that this “entity” believes that they are irritating everyone and we are helpless because it “appears” to be spam.

Now, let me see, who on Anonyblog has low self-esteem issues and desperately wants everyone to believe their lies? And wants to piss off everyone? Could it be our dear friend, Indy or could it be, Kody--spam? Naw, it couldn’t be. Kody is too articulate.

No, No …… I think I got it. This is actually coming from someone’s mouth, when they talk while eating shit.

Let’s call it…… “Shit Gibberish”

See, Indy, I told you, eating shit causes neurological damage; you can’t even talk straight any more.

I'm a fucking retard.
I hope I die.

I just love sarcasm, don't ya'll.

The klan returns to their home this weekend after a three year stay at Low Life Films and a whirl wind tour of Paris.

Breaking News reporters hope for a rare interview with His Esteemed Excellency Eminence Kody R Bear and Sir Magago the worlds only talking and dancing Macarena Monkey. Breaking News has learned from an undisclosed source that a new youtube videos will be produced. It is speculated that in one Magogo will drive the Monster Patrol and may launch his own youtube site.

It has also been speculated that we can look forward to many new pictures and other updates on the MySpace sites of the Bear and Monkey.

Breaking News reporters are diligently trying to uncover any developments in The Great Turd War but have not been granted an interview with His Esteemed Excellency in the past six months. We have sent many e-mails to KodyBear Enterprises in an attempt to secure an appointment. Regrettably there has been no response.

We did however receive an alcohol fueled e-mail that we believe may have come from Dooky the Farting Kangaroo. He expressed his great sadness about the state of Anonyblog and his devotion to the defeat of Indy The Great.

We will see what we will see.

a big throbbing cock.

pron counted as one turd.

Anonyblog used to be a cool place to really 'get it off your chest' (except for the Klanish shit)... Now that 'LazyAdmin' has forgotten us, the place has been taken over by Aryan nationalists, shit eaters, retarded bears, fart sniffers, pseudo enfants terribles, junkies, turdlovers, megalomaniacs and the like.

Admin, where are you? I summon you... Take Anonyblog back!

Блог очень качественный. Вам бы награду за него или почетный орден. +)

I love the poo of beautiful 18 year old white girls.

I think it's time, I should tell you Indy.

You know those things you eat, that I told you were "girl-turds", well, to tell you the truth, they are actually called "Cheetos".

So from now on, every time you think that you are eating "girl-turds", try to remember they are really called "Cheetos".

Sorry, but I felt so bad when I saw you in the grocery store, asking everyone where the girl-turds are located at.

I EAT THE SHIT OF EMMA WATSON!

Anonyblog has not been forgotten. It is simply resting from a long squawk.

I endeavor to get it up and running again soon. Patience is a virtue.

you endeavor my ass...

Anonyblog has not been forgotten. It is simply resting from a long squawk.

I endeavor to get it up and running again soon. Patience is a virtue.

Admin is a robot!

Anonyblog has not been forgotten. It is simply resting from a long squawk.

I endeavor to get it up and running again soon. Patience is a virtue.

Admindy is an AssHole!

cum-stained: an adjective formed by hyphenating a noun and a past participle (and pronounced as one word) ... For example:

"Oh dear," sighed Lady Penelope, as she laundered Lord Arthur's cum-stained sheets for the seventh time this month ...

... and the noun-component (porncunted as one turd), "cum", was originally a verb, "to come" ... Isn't English a fascinating language?

Doesn't anybody have anything interesting or mildly funny to say nowadays?

What has this world of ours become?

Everyone has A.D.D. and nobody is cool any more.

:o(

Anonyblog has not been forgotten. It is simply resting from a long girl-squawk (pronounced as one word).

I endeavor to get it up and running again soon. Patience is a virtue.

Another lame comment from "Admindy The Great Foreskin".

Anonyblog has not been forgotten. It is simply resting from a long scat fest where several hundred pounds of teenage girl bowel-movements (pronounced as one word) were consumed.

I endeavor to get it up and running again soon. Patience is a virtue.

"Another" lame comment from "Admindy The Great Foreskin".

Anonyblog has not been forgotten. It is simply resting from a long squawk.

I endeavor to get it up and running again soon. Patience is a virtue.

Anonyblog has not been forgotten. It is simply resting from a long squawk.

I endeavor to get it up and running again - as soon, as "Indy" disappears - . Patience maybe a
virtue, but it's killing me.

Anonyblog has not been forgotten. It is simply resting from a long squawk.

I endeavor to get it up and running again soon. Patience is a virtue.

I eat the feces of teenage-girls (pronounced as one word).

That is Preposterous!

Anonyblog has not been forgotten. It is simply resting from a long squawk.

I endeavor to get it up and running again soon. Patience is a virtue.

It is preposterous not to be aroused by the flatulence and feces of beautiful, teenage-girls (pronounced as one word)!

You Know ..... Indy,

Your peeing on the floor routine,

is not pissing off Admin. or anyone else.

We all know your Mama buys and pays

for your "Cheetos", and you call them "girl- turds"

When are you going to stop masterbating and get a job.

escrúpulo.

(Del lat. scrupŭlus, piedrecilla)

Duda o recelo que punza la conciencia sobre si algo es o no cierto, si es bueno o malo, si obliga o no obliga; lo que trae inquieto y desasosegado el ánimo.

Usted no tiene escrúpulos.

háblame de tú

I'm the rock n' roll clown! I do cocaine!

That reminds me - I miss the 80's.

By the way, do you have your perfunctory necklace, which is it, a coke-spoon or a razor?

Ah, forget that, could you give me a ride in your Gremlin?

You misspelt "masturbating".

No, I believe I did.

Mast-u-rbating, is yanking or diddling yourself for self pleasure.

Master-bating is when you use words like "shit", "fart", "cum", etc. for self pleasure and think it's literary art.

No, you believe you did or you didn't?

I think maybe you are thinking of Dickens's character, Mater Bates, in Oliver Twist - the obvious Victorian read-between-the-lines stuff etc?

Never heard of "master-bating" in that sense before.

No, I didn't "misspelt" it.

Yes, I believed I spelled it, correctly. (ever heard of a "concept")"LOL"- get it?

(LOL)- Are you saying you "can" read between the lines, or you "cannot"?

I'm just sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.

I'm the rock and roll clown! I do cocaine!

girlfarts (pronounced as one word)

Anonyblog has not been forgotten. It is simply resting from a long squawk.

I endeavor to get it up and running again soon. Patience is a virtue.

(pronounced as one word)

Translation - Indy ate another Cheeto and he's still pissed at Admin. Wow-ee what else is new.

Public Service Announcement: Did you know that beautiful 18 year old girls fart and poop?

Anonyblog has not been forgotten. It is simply resting from a long squawk.

I endeavor to get it up and running again soon. Patience is a virtue.

folks,

i have an urgent request: does someone here know how to contact the adiministrator of this blog or what his email adress is?...its pretty important

thx
b

Dear Benjamin,
I do not take personal requests for my contact information through this venue. Should you have any requests, you may address them in this blog for consideration.

Thank you.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY VAPOR!!!

INDY THE GREAT walks toward the outskirts of Paris at midnight (pronounced as one word). All of his girlturd-robot-warriors (pronounced as one word) have rusted and no longer function, and Manservant Leroy Cleophus Washington has run off to marry a white girl with very large buttocks. His Girlturd Empire has fallen apart, but he does not care. It is time to regroup (pronounced as one word) and rebuild (pronounced as one word). Indy walks toward a small French village outside of Paris, wondering where the hell Kody R. Bear, Magogo the Singing Dancing Macarena Monkey, and Master Chef Vapor are.

Tick-Tock

Tick-Tock

Tick-Tock (pronounced as one word)

Master Chef Vapor (pronounced as ("INDY THE GREAT FORESKIN")

Watch, how easy it is to bait a twerp.

*GIRLFART*

Statistics don't lie!

* According to the latest US Department of Justice survey of crime victims, more than 6.6 million violent crimes (murder, rape, assault and robbery) are committed in the US each year, of which about 20 per cent, or 1.3 million, are inter-racial crimes.

* Most victims of race crime—about 90 per cent—are white, according to the survey "Highlights from 20 Years of Surveying Crime Victims", published in 1993.

* Almost 1 million white Americans were murdered, robbed, assaulted or raped by black Americans in 1992, compared with about 132,000 blacks who were murdered, robbed, assaulted or raped by whites, according to the same survey.

* Blacks thus committed 7.5 times more violent inter-racial crimes than whites even though the black population is only one-seventh the size of the white population. When these figures are adjusted on a per capita basis, they reveal an extraordinary disparity: blacks are committing more than 50 times the number of violent racial crimes of whites.

* According to the latest annual report on murder by the Federal Bureau of Investigation, most inter-racial murders involve black assailants and white victims, with blacks murdering whites at 18 times the rate that whites murder blacks.

I am like to lick a gurlanus (pronounced as one word) until she shits a turdlog (pronounced as one word) through my oral sphincter (pronounced as one word).

Translation,

Indy, again, thinks he is impressing someone with his viewpoints as a racist and his bullshit comments on eating shit.

Indy is nothing more than a fear monger.

Indy could no more eat shit than he could talk to someone black.

Indy is a poser who constantly pretends to be something he's not.

Indy (Pronounced as "Indy The Great Fraud").

Anonyblog has been forgotten. It is not simply resting from a long squawk.

I do not endeavor to get it up and running again soon. Patience is not a virtue.

Magogo!

Yes Yo Excellency?

What is the state of the goddamn army?

Well dee vile toxins chamber is over flowin wid toxins and Is'a been pumpin dee shit up and dumpin it in dee Ocean around Ocean City.

See here Magogo. I understand that the Girl Turd Robot army has some serious rust issues. Rust never sleeps mind you! Idiot! A rusted robotic girl turd army army on another continent is no threat to us! Unfortunately I do not have unlimited time to monitor and supervise Anonyblog at the moment. Furthermore I do not understand this new e-mail and spam-hacking message from the Arch Nemesis. I want your monkey ass on that imediatally! I'll make you a deal Magogo. You hack into this site and get it up and running again in a state of total lawlessnes and chaos, like it used to be, and I will send you to Zimbabwe to start a new aids infected girlturd ranch. I'll get you the best Harare prostitutes and a good supply of laxitives. They will be shitting all over the place and dying off as fast as we can replace them! This is the best offer you're going to get! You had better get your head and your ass wired trogether Magogo or I will take a giant shit on you! Where the hell is Dooky by the way?

Oh. He drunk on Fosters Yo Eminence. He ain't gwine ta hasta nothin to do wid out dee Great Turd War. Yo Excellency why has I gots to try and gits dis shit up and runnin again? We has dun wun dee battle. Dis place dun gone down dee way of dee butchered camel. Don't nobody give a shit no mo. Not even dee Souf Dakota Niggas ain't a postin here no mo.

Yes. I do miss those South Dakota Niggas. Maybe we will here from them again. Here's the deal Magogo. I get the impression that The Great Turd War is not important to you anymore. You've missed some cues as of late and I need to keep my goddamn job here!

Yes Yo eminence. Yoose be making Dooky a lil bit nervous. He ain't like dat sit. He here to have fun. He ain't need no money so whens Yo start getten all serious about dee Turd War and minor details and sit I'm thinkin he gwinta bail out. He ain't gwinta to put up wid dat bullsit. And now now we got's us a nigger presi......

Silence! You will play your part Magogo! You will not hesitate! You will not falter!

Look Yo Eminence. Is'a sorry dat we dun been fired from Anonyblog. Fuck dat sit! We wuz just gittin abused any how. Is'a here to sing and dance de Macarena and iffin dey don't like it dem fuck em!

Look you goddamn ignorant nigger macarena monkey! I want this Turd War up and running! I don't give a goddamn about your fucking MySpace or your new YouTube site! I want results! You will conform! You will obey or I will sling your sorry ass!

Yes Yo Excellency.

Heh Heh Heh,

ONE BY ONE .......

INDY THE GREAT, waling out of his ruined Paris and rusted-girlturd-robot-army (pronounced as one word), reaches a small French hamlet named Merde-de-Fille. The name of the village, in French, is pronounced as one word. INDY THE GREAT, drunk and stumbling, feel as is lost, staggers into a typical French small-town-pub (pronounced as one word). He sees several older men drinking wine and ale, and some women, and one 18-year-old-girl (pronounced as one word) lying in he corner.

"Qu'est-ce qui se passe ici?" demands INDY THE GREAT.

"Oh, Monsieur, c'est vous! Indy le Grand, l'empereur de Paris! Mon Dieu! Aidez-nous, mon sieur! Ma fille, elle a 18 ans, elle a la DIARHEE!"

"What? Your beautiful, 18 year old daughter has a deadly case of the diahrrea?? I will help! How did she get this way?"

"Monsieur, un kangarou et un singe sont entres, et ils ont commence a forcer ma fille a manger de l'ail! Trois tonnes d'ail!"

"A kangaroo and a monkey on the run forcefed your daughter three tons of garlic? My God!!"

Indy runs to the girl and begins pressing on her stomach while removing her pants and shoving his man-mouth-hole (pronounced as one word) against her girl-sphincter-anus-hole (pronounced as one word). She begins to spew out gallons of girl-diarrhea (pronounced as one word), but INDY THE GREAT eats it all! Three hours later, she is cured, and INDY THE GREAT is full!

"I have come into my power again! You shall all be my minia! I hereby annex this town, Merde-de-Fille, which, in French, is pronounced as one word, into my glorious Girlturd-Kingdom (pronounced as one word)! I shall rise again! Beware, Kody R. Bear, Dooky, and Magogo!

Boring.

Boring.

Boring.

LC is obsessed with Indy!

“Hear-ye”………

“Hear-ye”………

“The “Court of Anonyblog” is now in session”.

“All rise, for the Honorable Judge of Anonyblog”.

Judge – “Please sit”.

“Bailiff, please read the crimes against the accused”.

Bailiff –

1. The accused “entity” known as “Indy” has committed “flagrant and gross” crimes against Anonyblog.

2. The accused has committed - which may be irreversible damage to Anonyblog - which caused Anonyblog to go into a coma.

3. The accused has absolutely provided “no real entertainment” or valuable insight to Anonyblog.

4. The accused has subjected (and forcibly so) to all “Anonyblog-ians”, the fantasy of a “scat-fetish”, which the accused could not perform, if it’s life depended on it.

5. Providing only comments, which are for the sole purpose of, injecting racism, and hateful comments against women and those of color.

6. The accused has only proven to reside on Anonyblog for the sole purpose of destroying any intelligent interaction.

7. Above all……… The accused “IS” the cause and “IS” the source of all that has destroyed the healthy condition of Anonyblog and as a result, causing Anonyblogs’ comatose condition.

Judge – “Psst.., Bailiff…… You Forgot One”.

Bailiff – “Oh Yes……And 8- The consistently, improper use of the term (pronounced as one word)”

Judge –

“Bailiff, would you please read the accused the potential penalty for such crimes”?

Bailiff-

“According to the laws and regulations of Anonyblog” -

“Any entity no matter how great or small who commits such horrendous crimes, shall either be tormented or banished from Anonyblog for eternity……….And then some”.

Judge- “Will the defendant rise”?

“Defendant- how do you plead, Guilty, or…….. “Guilty”?

Wow, um wow ... A comment was erased, which means:

a) Admin does indeed know what the fuck is going on with his site
b) Admin may very well be one of the trolls which keep this site going
c) I have a penis and not a cunt
d) Judge LLC is smoking crack, because he or she has failed to see the obvious flaws in points 2., 3., 4., 6., and 7. ... although one hastens to add that points 1. and 5. are also suspect of piffle-content (pronounced as one word):

POINT 2: Anonyblog is not in a coma - this comment is proof. Firstly, an inanimate entity is not capable of going into a coma, and secondly, if it were able - if this blog were "in a coma", you, sir or madam, would not be reading this very comment.
POINT 3: Indy, is by far the most entertaining individual on this blog (with the possible exception of His Excelleny, Kody R. Bear) and has in fact caused you, moron, to react to him, thereby satifying his capacity as a troll and therefore an entertainer of sorts.
POINT 4: You mis-used an apostrophe ... Your statement is thus null and void, you fucknut (pronounced as one word). One also feels that if Indy's life were at stake, it would indeed gobble a turd ... wouldn't you rather eat shit than die? Would you? Be honest.
POINT 6: Proof exists that Indy The Great has a) resided on and b) destroyed several other anonymous blogs ... This is, as far as one knows, the only site that has not suffered more than a "coma" as a result of Indy's antics.
POINT 7: You, AGAIN, misused an apostrophe! You fucking knob-jockey (pronounced as one word). Furthermore, you have no proof of your claim, unless you are "Admin" - bastard must've died in my humble opinion.

Verdict (Trial by Jury of One): Not Guilty.

c

8) WhatTheFuckAreYouTalkingAboutYouStupidLittleCunt?! (pronounced as one word)

*****PLEASE NOTE*****

The Above Tantrum Was Brought To You By The Infamous "Indy's Psychotic Mother" (where do you think "It" came from).

"Indy" - A Fuck-Nut, Only A Psychotic Mother Could Love.

All Hail, The Troll-Slayer !!!

Thank you, I should have done this a long time ago.

pinche bola de pendejos...

Tu madre.....

Vete a la chingada puta!

As I was saying, shoulda done this a long time ago.

I just ate Emma Watson's fart.

Oh... Did mama tell you to just ignore me?

You can forrrrget that.

I just ate Emma Watson's entire bowel-movement (pronounced as one word).

Yes he is, INDY THE GREAT FORESKIN

anus. anus? anus.

Yes he is, INDY THE GREAT XXXXXXXX ANUS

Gentlemen: Do you oft sniff your lover's butthole?

For those of you that don't know what's happening,

When Indy is SCARED and INSECURE he reverts to using words like butt,fart,shit,etc. for attention.

And when that doesn't work he proceeds to pretend to be someone else using the same words.

And when that doesn't work.... Watch.

PULL......... !!!!!!

PULL HARDER....... !!!!!!

COME ON....... PULL HARDER !!!!!!

Indy seeks comfort by playing with himself, then falls asleep sucking his thumb.

I am a 45 year old man with a beautiful 18 year old girlfriend. I like to sniff and lick her butthole.

And he is still.... INDY THE GREAT FORESKIN

I LOVE TO SNIFF THE FARTS OF TEENAGE-GIRLS (PRONOUNCED AS ONE WORD)!

No one cares.......

Your all alone now.

Just you and your demon.

Heh, Heh, Heh.....

If we shadows do offend,
Think but this, and lick our ends,
That you have but licked ass here
While these visions make you queer.
And this weak and idle bird,
No more yielding but a turd,
Girlfarts, do not lick rear ends:
if you sniff us, we will bend:
And, as I am an honest Fuck,
If we have your penis sucked
Now to 'scape the girlbutthole,
We will make rear ends to roll;
Else the Puck a gaylord call;
So, eat shit unto you all.
Give me your farts, from your rear ends,
And Robin shall then wear Depends.

If my shadow does you offend,

Think about this,
Your time on Anonyblog is coming to an end.
You have pissed buckets of vile on Anonyblog here,
Everyone knows you are a queer.
You are a weak and idle turd,
Girlfarts is not even a word.
I'll torment you till you break,
As I am brought here for Anonyblog's sake.
If I have your voice plugged,
You will no longer be the Anonyblog slug.
Now to scrape your remains up,
I can finally say, I shut you up,

As your time on Anonyblog is up.

Should a troll comes to call,
I'll beat you all,

Cause I'm the best there is y'all.

So give me your hearts and I'll get rid of Indy's...girl...farts.

Ah, post deleter, where would Anonyblog be without you to revile?

call, all, y'all ... woah, now that's poetry that is.

Sorry what's that?

Cant hear you over Indy crying to mama.

Oh, you said "Bravo"

Your welcome......

décadence

my welcome, your welcome, his her or its welcome, our welcome, your welcome their welcome.

I am welcome = I'm welcome
you are welcome = you're welcome
he, she or it is welcome = he's, she's or it's welcome
we are welcome = We're welcome
you are welcome = you're welcome
they are welcome = they're welcome

You are soooooo easy to.... Bait.

Like A Rat To A Trap.

Do you know why ???

Because you're self-indulgent and so petty to others.

There are many Indies here, you mora.

That's right....

Just you and your mama.

I eat the tarry black shitlogs (pronounced as one word) of teenage-girls (pronounced as one word).

girlpoots (pronounced as one word)

Oh, THAT's why it's called anonyblog! Oh!

I have a major crush on a girl named K. I want her so much, I would gladly eat her feces. I would devour her entire bowel movement.

Why are human beings so fascinated with other people's farts and feces?

Anonyblog has been forgotten. It is not simply resting from a long squawk.

I do not endeavor to get it up and running again soon. Patience is not a virtue.

Anonyblog has not been forgotten. It is simply resting from a long squawk.

I endeavor to get it up and running again soon. Patience is a virtue.

kodybearandmagogo (pronounced as one word)

HOO RAH.

500 comments, keep going guys!

Anonyblog is a girlfart (pronounced as one word).

Fart Fanatic here, love you all, love to post to this blog…it’s the greatest. I know that all of you guys love to hear what I’m up to and stuff so I thought I would share this little bit of Fart Fanatic trivia with you.
Yesterday evening I decided to go to the movie and see “Burn After Reading”. It was a great show and what made it even greater was that before I went I ate a huge egg salad sandwich, a bowl of pickled herring, a huge slice of Roquefort cheese and a jar of black olives!
Okay, my bowels were really churning and I bloated up like crazy – I mean I could feel my bung straining from the backpressure. It was great! I was almost prepared but not before I prepped my ten-foot length of “Ass Gas Hose”.
I lubed up the “Ass Coupling” so it would easily slip into my bung, painted the hose black so it would be invisible in the dark theater and attached a duck call to the vent end. I was now prepared for the neatest theatre experience of my life, and I hoped, for those fortunate enough to be sitting around me!
The show started at 7:00 PM so I went about a half an hour early so I would have the theatre to myself. I bought my ticket, got a huge sack of popcorn and a Super Max Large Coke.
I chose a seat that was almost in the exact center of the show. Then I carefully placed the vent end of the hose with the duck call attached under a seat four seats down from me and laid the hose back to my seat in a manner that no one would see it. Then I quickly inserted the “Ass Coupling” into my butt and waited in anticipation for the theatre to fill. I chuckled while as I fantasized about the fun I and everyone else was going to have.
I couldn’t have been luckier. A very refined looking lady in her sixties sat in the seat where I had placed the “Ass Gas Duck Call” underneath. Her husband took the seat next to her.
About fifteen minutes into show a popped a small “teaser” fart. It wasn’t enough to set the duck call off but was enough for the stinking odor of my special ass gas brew to fill the row of seats we were sitting in.
All of the theatre patrons shifted uncomfortably in their seats and looked around but nobody said anything. I waited patiently for another twenty minutes then cut loose with a chorus of farts that made the duck call sound like a flock of horny mallards coming in for a landing!!! It was stupendous, hilarious and absolutely wonderful.
My eyes watered from the most amazing odorous fart gas that you can imagine. People were puking and everyone was staring at the sophisticated granny.
I couldn’t help myself; I started laughing so hard that the “Ass Gas Tube” popped out of my butt!! It was okay however since the usher had already kicked granny and her husband out of the show and asked them to never come back! It was great!
Thanks for letting me share. I knew that you’d love it.
Will write next week with more adventures.

His Esteemed Excellency Eminence Kody R Bear Wandered, listlessly, lifelessly, into the Kontroll room of KodyBear Enterprises. There he saw Magogo The formerly Singing Dancing Macarena Monkey, Now The talking Dancing Macarena Monkey cooking something in a spoon with his smoking stem at the ready.

"What the hell are you doing", screamed the Bear.

" Well Yo Excellency. We has just got a package in dee mail from Indy The great"

"Really? What was in it? Why didn't you notify me immediately?"

"I just now gots it Yo Eminence. Yo waits and sees! He say it Lindsey Russell's girlturds! He say he caught her after she went to dee bathroom in Wisconsin and done scraped her skid mark out of dee toilet. He say dee skid mark was big enough to make a whole nother turd!"

The KodyBear watched, Horrified, as Magogo cooked the Lindsey Russell turd in a spoon, added baking soda and produced a brownish colored turd rock and began to smoke it. Magogo inhaled deeply. His monkey eyes went blank and he began to vomit. He started spewing vile toxins. He started to discuss the best methods of feeding and taking care of cats.

"Goddam you! Give me a hit of that!", cried the Bear.

The Kody inhaled. Slowly. He hallucinated as he vomited. He saw Santa Claus molesting her when she was a small child. He saw the Kody Sub sinking in a shit storm from the Turd Star. He saw the entire Tur War pass before his eyes.

"We're onto something here Magogo! Goddam! That is some good shit! If she could only compose her Associated Content articles that well! Can you get more of her feces? We could finance Turd War IV selling this shit!"

"I ain't know Yo Excellency. Fust time Is'a evah smoked any girl turds. May haps any girl turdw will work."

"Well get on it goddamnit! Go out to the womens rest rooms and get some samples!"

"Yes Yo Excellency! Immediately Yo Radiance!"

Journal Entry, November 3, 2009:

Today marks the twenty-seventh (pronounced as one word) day that I have been here in the forests of Daigong, China, studying the art of Girlturd Fu with Master Poo-Ping. He is truly the master of farts and turds. Master is cruel to me, even harsh, but it is because he wants to mold me from a soft pile of girldiarrhea (pronounced as one word) into a firm, stiff, teengirlturdlog (pronounced as one word).

Master Poo-Ping beats me daily with bamboo and dried, ancient Chinese girlturds (pronounced as one word), and he makes me run full force with my head down into a brick wall. But I know Master Poo-Ping only does this to make me stronger.

Master has taught me the ancient Chinese turd way of Girlturd Fu. To win Turd War IV is not about armies of robots, or long lists of sidekicks (pronounced as one word), or massive megatons of feces. No, it is about me, my inner self, the spirit of Girlturd Fu. This spirit is called the Poopoo Force. Master says I am showing signs of having entered the realm of the Poopoo Force. He says this as he shits on me and pulls out my fingernails with Chinese nail clippers, which break every time because the Chinese make cheap crap.

No, Turd War IV shall not be won with a massive show of force, but with one man against a monkey and a bear. I shall learn and contain and control the Poopoo Force, and I shall infiltrate the Kody Kompound and win. Master Poo-Ping says so.

I am so, so thankful to have found this website. For years I thought that my propensity for whiffing up the gaseous poot-puffs of girnani was some sort of handicap or problem. But no more! Now I understand that there is an international community of extremely, successful, intelligent, and powerful people who love to inhale girlgas and air biscuits! Thank you, thank you Fart Fanatic! You have saved my life, my very soul! In fact, I just had a giant dinner of steamed asparagus with garlice butter; and entire pickled ocean herring; 100 cloves of roasted garlic; pickled Chinese 100 year egg; roasted hog nose and pig feet; sauerkraut; luedefisk; and I topped it all off with 15 soft boiled eggs slathered in garlic-balsmic-vinegar sauce! There's no stopping me now! Tonight, I shall drive my Volkswagen Microbus painted like the Scooby Doo Mystery Machine through at McDonald's and get a #4 with a Diet Coke. I shall then pick up a morbidly obese negress and lure her into the van with food. Then I shall fart in her nostrils, punch her in the kidneys and spleen, and leave her crying in pain on the side of the road. Finally, I will go home and watch reruns of "Barnaby Jones" and laugh and laugh at te negress as she shrieks in agony and blindly tries to grope her way home back to the ghetto in the dark of night.

Anonyblog has not been forgotten. It is simply waiting for INDY THE FORESKIN to dissappear.

Patience is a virtue.

Anonyblog has not been forgotten. Instead:

NEW SEX MOVES SWEEPING THE NATION!!

There is a new sex move that is sweeping the nation! A naked-nude (pronounced
as one word) man-lover (pronounced as one word) and girl-lover (pronounced as
one word) are each tied to the back-spine (pronounced as one word) of a giant-large
(pronounced as one word) male-bull-bovine-cow (pronounced as one word) with
mad-cow-disease (pronounced as one word). As the enormous bull rages and buck-shakes
(pronounce as one word), the man-lover (pronounced as one word), who has a raging
erection (pronounced as one word) must try to manipulate-steer (pronounced as
one word) his bull-cow (pronounced as one word) so that he is able to insert
his penis-cock (pronounced as one word) into the girl-lover's (pronounced as
one word) vagina-vulva (pronounced as one word). All the while, the girl-lover
(pronounced as one word) is shitting out girl-diarrhea (pronounced as one word)
onto the ground, making the surface slippery for the bull-cows (pronounced as
one word), who already ca not control themselves. Once the man-lover (pronounced
as one word) achieves copulation-penetration (pronounced as one word), the sex-move
(pronounced as one word) is over-finished (pronounced as one word). But, if
he fail-loses (pronounced as one word), he must lick up all of the girl-diarrhea
(pronounced as one word) from the ground, and his ball-testicles (pronounced
as one word) are trample-squashed (pronounced as one word) by the bull-cow (pronounced
as one word). This new sex-move (pronounced as one word) is called THE LUNATIC'S
SQUEEZE PLAY.

There is a new sex move that is sweeping the nation! A naked-nude (pronounced
as one word) man-lover (pronounced as one word), a naked-nude (pronounced as
one word) girl-lover (pronounced as one word), and fifteen rabid baboons are
confined in the zoo, inside of the eagle-bird's (pronounced as one word) giant-big
(pronounced as one word) enclosure-cage (pronounced as one word). The rabid-baboons
(pronounced as one word) are given copious amounts of the girl-lover's (pronounced
as one word) girl-feces-turds (pronounced as one word). The feces-turds (pronounced
as one word) have been coated with a deadly-poison (pronounced as one word)
that will kill a human being on contact with the epidermis-skin (pronounced
as one word). The man-lover (pronounced as one word), who has a raging-erection
(pronounced as one word), attempts to have nookie-sex (pronounced as one word)
with the girl-lover's (pronounced as one word) vagina-vulva (pronounced as one
word). All the whle, the rabid-baboons (pronounced as one word), from the lateral-sides
(pronounced as one word) of the enclosure-cage (pronounced as one word), are
hurling-throwing (pronounced as one word) the poison-girl-feces (pronounced
as one word) at the two lovers. If the man achieves copulation, then their
lives are spared. If they are hit with the poison-feces (pronounced as one
word) then they die. This new sex-move (pronounced as one word) is called CORNELIUS'
REVENGE.

There is a new sex move that is sweeping the nation! This sex-move (pronounced
as one word) must be performed in a cold climate in the dead-of-winter (pronounced
as one word), with lots of snow-ice (pronounced as one word) on the ground.
Two lovers each command the release from their poopy-holes (pronounced as one
word) of a giant feces-turd (pronounced as one word), and then mash and shape
the feces-turd (pronounced as one word) into a giant sled, sort of like a cow-patti
(pronounced as one word) in that it is flat, but large enough to sit upon. Then,
this turd-sled (pronounced as one word) is allowed to freeze and harden. Then
each lover sits on his or her turd-sled (pronounced as one word), the man-lover
(pronounced as one word) having a raging-erection (pronounced as one word).
Then the girl-lover (pronounced as one word) sits on her turd-sled (pronounced
as one word) and then starts to slide down a mountain-hill (pronounced as one
word) of snow-ice (pronounced as one word). The man-lover (pronounced as one
word) waits three seconds, and then does the same, chasing after her. The goal
of the man-lover (pronounced as one word) is to insert his penis-cock (pronounced
as one word) into the girl-lover's (pronounced as one word) vagina-vulva (pronounced
as one word) and have sex with her. Her goal is to avoid him. If the two reach
the bottom of the mountain-hill (pronounced as one word) without sex, then the
man must eat the girl-lover's (pronounced as one word) turd-sled (pronounced
as one word). This new sex-move (pronounced as one word) is called THE COLD
SHOULDER.

There is a new sex move that is sweeping the nation! Two lovers lie in the
classic 69 position, side by side, with each one having his/her face right up
against the ano-genital (pronounced as one word) region of the other. Then,
while performing fellatio (pronounced as one word), she engorges herself on
pasta, meat, and other filling, solid foods. After a while, she begins to release
feces-turds (pronounced as one word) from her poopy-hole (pronounced as one
word). The man's face being in her ano-genital (pronounced as one word) region,
the girl-feces-turd (pronounced as one word) forces itself into his mouth-hole
(pronounced as one word). The man-lover (pronounced as one word) then eats
the feces-turd (pronounced as one word). As he digests it, he then releases
a man-feces-turd (pronounced as one word) into the girl-lover's (pronounced
as one word) mouth-hole (pronounced as one word), and she eats it and digests
it, and releases it again. This continues in an endless-cycle (pronounced as
one word), until one of them decides to break it. This new sex-move (pronounced
as one word) is called THE SNAKE.

There is a new sex move that is sweeping the nation! This move works best when
performed by the man-lover (pronounced as one word) without the girl-lover (pronounced
as one word) knowing it is to be performed. She is performing fellatio on you,
guys, and beforehand, you have eaten lots of Mexican-food (pronounced as one
word). Right when you are about to have your orgasm-climax (pronounced as one
word), you turn around with your anus-hole (pronounced as one word) in her face,
and you masturbate yourself to orgasm while releasing manfarts (pronounced as
one word) and manturds (pronounced as one word) in her girl-face-eyes (pronounced
as one word), and all the while you are saying, in a sailor's accent, "Ak
ak ak Oliveg, me poops in yer eye!" This new sex-move (pronounced as one
word) is called THE POPEYE POOPEYE.

There is a new sex move that is sweeping the nation! Two lovers are spaced
roughly ten-feet (pronounced as one word) apart, each one assuming the doggy-style
(pronounced as one word) position. The girl, having engorged herself with Mexican-food
(pronounced as one word), then violently shoots out a projectile feces-turd
(pronounced as one word) that flies through the air ten-feet (pronounced as
one word) in a giant arc. The girl-feces-turd (pronounced as one word), with
the help of some great aim by the girl-lover (pronounced as one word), and some
great catching ability by the man-lover (pronounced as one word), then lands
in the man-lover's (pronounced as one word) dilated-open (pronounced as one
word) man-pooy-hole (pronounced as one word). He catches it with his open manturdpoopyhole
(pronounced as one word), then shoots it back at her. She then catches it with
her girlturdpoopyhole (pronounced as one word), shoots it back, he catches it,
etc. All the while they are masturbating themselves to orgasm-climax (pronounced
as one word). They do this until they cum, and then whoever has the feces-turd
(pronounced as one word) in his or her poopy-hole (pronounced as one word),
is "it," and has to eat it. This new sex-move (pronounced as one
word) is fittingly called THE SHOOTING SPREE.

There is a new sex move that is sweeping the nation! Two lovers and fifteen
militaristic gay men are confined nude inside of a caged wrestling-arena (pronounced
as one word). The straight-man-lover (pronounced as one word) and all of the
militaristic gay men have raging erections. The straight-man-lover (pronounced
as one word) must run around, trying to insert his cock-penis (pronounced as
one word) into the girlanus (pronounce as one word) of the girl-lover (pronounced
as one word). All the while, the militaristic gay men run around trying to
insert their gaypenii (pronounced as one word) into the mananus (pronounced
as one word) of the straight-man-lover (pronounced as one word). All the while,
the girl-lover (pronounced as one word) has a 15-foot-long (pronounced as one
word), barbed-wire (pronounced as one word) dildo, which she must try to insert
into the manturdpoopyholes (pronounced as one word) of the militaristic gay
men. Hilarity ensues until someone gets hurt. This new sex-move (pronounced
as one word) is called THE PEACOCK'S CHARADE.

AND.. YOU ARE STILL INDY THE FORESKIN.

My foreskin extends 87 inches past the tip of my penis. Any advice?

Thanks,
Foreskin Frank

That's why you're still a virgin.

I was cruising the fast food joints in my Volkswagen Microbus painted as the Scooby Doo Mystery Machine, when I spied a 600 pound negress at Taco Bell munching down her 7th burrito. I stopped and lured her into the windowless van with the promise of ribs, chicken, and watermelon. She jumped in.
I drove to a remote woods on the edge of town and fed her the negroidal food. She ate like a hog, and while she ate, I sniffer her butthole. When she finished, I punched her in the gall bladder, kicked her twice in the spleen, and threw her out of my Volkswagen Microbus painted like the Scooby Doo Mystery Machine. I drove off laughing merrily as she rolled aroundi n the dirt and dust, desperately trying to grope her way home in the dark in her agony.
I then drove through McDonald's and ordered a #4 with a Diet Coke. I drove home and enjoyed it while watching reruns of Three's Company until 4 AM.

That's why you're still a virgin.

My foreskin grew last night! Waht the hell? It now extends 180 inches past the tip of my manpenis! Any advice?

Thanks,
Foreskin Frank

Obviously....you're a virgin.

Manpenis ?

You're a virgin.

poopyturds (pronounced as one word)

I think that I have never heard,
A poem as lovely as a turd.

I think that I have never heard
A poem lovely as a turd.
A turd 'gainst which my mouth is prest
And my hand on her flowing breast;
A turd that looks at ass all day,
And lifts her anus stench to pray;
A tree that may in Summer poop
A nest of girlturds like a troop;
Upon whose bosom I have lain;
Who intimately am insane.
Poems are made by to be much heard,
But only girls can make a turd.

Oh, I get it now, you look in a mirror and see a turd.

Then you spend the rest of your life promoting and praising shit.

Hate to break it to you shitboy,

Shit stinks for a reason, because it's waste.

Ergo, your time on Anonyblog has been a waste.

Just remember shitboy, no matter how much frosting you put on shit....... It is still just shit.

ZURG RUSH SPAMMAGE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
I LIKE TO FART AN I R A GIRL I MAKE GURLTURDS IN MAH PANTS

Your hysteria, indicates Guilt.

And Fear.

You mora. That was not even I.

You moron. I'm not a mora.

You are, indeed, a fora-mora (pronounced as one word).

You are too easy to bait.

Last night, I was cruising the taco joints in my Volkswagen Microbus painted like the Scooby Doo Mystery Machine. The people riding in my Volkswagen Microbus painted like the Scooby Doo Mystery Machine were: Linz Mondello, Masked Bastard, Lynne B. Goldstein, Sandy, Marvin Lacy, Dr. Richard Warnock, Dan Nesselroth, the Katrina Looter, Ronald McDonald, Repcri, His Excellence Kodybear, Magogo the Singing, Dancing Macarena Monkey, and I, Indy the Great. When cruised through Taco Tico in my Volkswagen Microbus painted like the Scooby Doo Mystery Machine, when Linz Mondello spotted a 700 pound negress eating 15 tacos in a row. I opened the sliding door of my Volkswagen Microbus painted like the Scooby Doo Mystery Machine and invited the negress inside of my Volkswagen Microbus painted like the Scooby Doo Mystery Machine by waving around fired chicken, watermelon, and malt liquor. She trotted in like a giant sow, and then I drove my Volkswagen Microbus painted like the Scooby Doo Mystery Machine into a sandy desert spot with cancti on the edge of town. We gave her the fried chicken, watermelon, and malt lilquir, which she began to wolf down at an alarming speed. While she ate, we all took turns sniffing her butthole (pronounced as one word). When she finished, we then took turns kicking her in the spleen and punching her in the stomach. Then the Katrina Looter threw her out of my Volkswagen Microbus painted like the Scooby Doo Mystery Machine, and we drove off in my Volkswagen Microbus painted like the Scooby Doo Mystery Machine, laughing and laughing as she desperately struggled to find her way back home in the pitch black night. I then drove my Volkswagen Microbus painted like the Scooby Doo Mystery Machine through a McDonald's, and ordered everyone a #4 with a Diet Coke, my treat. Then I drove my Volkswagen Microbus painted like the Scooby Doo Mystery Machine back to my luxury apartment in Cardiff by the Sea, California, and we all watched reruns of "Married with Children" until four in the morning.

Indy = Cut and Paste = Dead and Dry Foreskin.

Shit = Waste.

Watching, Dead and Dry Foreskin proving itself, Useless and a Waste........ Priceless.

I just wrote that, mora.

girlfarts (pronounced as one word)

Watching, Dead and Dry Foreskin proving itself, Useless and a Waste........ Priceless.

The CDC recently announced the statistic that "the average, healthy American has between 25 and 30 bowel movements per day." Are YOU healthy??

Watching, Indy proving itself, Useless and a Waste........ Priceless.

I would like, on behalf of Indy The Great, Kody R. Bear, Magogo The Macarena Monkey, Dooky The Kangaroo, TheGPR, Dr. Leon, Lord Vapor, The Dragon Lady, Mr Stupid, Mr Smart Guy, Mr Ig, Mexican Man, Crusader FATMouth, Jon F. Kelly, Lindsey Russell, Patty Lewis, Terri Bishop, Lynne B. Goldstein, Admin, Fart Fanatic, Cincinnati Slim and the Post Deleter, to congratulate Miss N on the birth of her NEW BABY!!! We are all getting together to have a baby shower, the theme for which is ToddlerTurds (pronounced as one word), so start collecting your baby crap NOW!

hahaaha brilliant!

Hey guys. I don't have time to read all the squabbles. I'm busy enjoying hot sangria on the calle Betis. I'm in Spain, bitches.

See you on the beach.

<3
N

Fart Fanatic here, love you all, love to post to this blog…it’s the greatest. I know that all of you guys love to hear what I’m up to and stuff so I thought I would share this little bit of Fart Fanatic trivia with you.
Yesterday evening I decided to go to the movie and see “Burn After Reading”. It was a great show and what made it even greater was that before I went I ate a huge egg salad sandwich, a bowl of pickled herring, a huge slice of Roquefort cheese and a jar of black olives!
Okay, my bowels were really churning and I bloated up like crazy – I mean I could feel my bung straining from the backpressure. It was great! I was almost prepared but not before I prepped my ten-foot length of “Ass Gas Hose”.
I lubed up the “Ass Coupling” so it would easily slip into my bung, painted the hose black so it would be invisible in the dark theater and attached a duck call to the vent end. I was now prepared for the neatest theatre experience of my life, and I hoped, for those fortunate enough to be sitting around me!
The show started at 7:00 PM so I went about a half an hour early so I would have the theatre to myself. I bought my ticket, got a huge sack of popcorn and a Super Max Large Coke.
I chose a seat that was almost in the exact center of the show. Then I carefully placed the vent end of the hose with the duck call attached under a seat four seats down from me and laid the hose back to my seat in a manner that no one would see it. Then I quickly inserted the “Ass Coupling” into my butt and waited in anticipation for the theatre to fill. I chuckled while as I fantasized about the fun I and everyone else was going to have.
I couldn’t have been luckier. A very refined looking lady in her sixties sat in the seat where I had placed the “Ass Gas Duck Call” underneath. Her husband took the seat next to her.
About fifteen minutes into show a popped a small “teaser” fart. It wasn’t enough to set the duck call off but was enough for the stinking odor of my special ass gas brew to fill the row of seats we were sitting in.
All of the theatre patrons shifted uncomfortably in their seats and looked around but nobody said anything. I waited patiently for another twenty minutes then cut loose with a chorus of farts that made the duck call sound like a flock of horny mallards coming in for a landing!!! It was stupendous, hilarious and absolutely wonderful.
My eyes watered from the most amazing odorous fart gas that you can imagine. People were puking and everyone was staring at the sophisticated granny.
I couldn’t help myself; I started laughing so hard that the “Ass Gas Tube” popped out of my butt!! It was okay however since the usher had already kicked granny and her husband out of the show and asked them to never come back! It was great!
Thanks for letting me share. I knew that you’d love it.
Will write next week with more adventures.

Pillhead skank bitches are the lowest form of life. Anywhere. Even in the toilet. Lowlife pieces of human shit!

Pillhead skank bitches are the lowest form of life. Anywhere. Even in the toilet. Lowlife pieces of human shit!

Indy....... Now-Now...

That's no way to talk about your mama!

Remember, she's the one who taught you how to French-Kiss.

The "Indy Foreskin" enemy is an enema.

The "Indy is a Forekin" enemy is an enema-enemy (pronounced as one word).

The Enemy Of My Enema, Is Never Going To Be My Friend.

My enema-enemy instigates enistimable error.

Nonono, no, ... the *enemy* of an anemone is many enemaed entity ... emanating emnity ... ?

ah, fuck it all.

Word of the day:
"cuntflaps" (pronounced as one word)

Who or what is the "Indy-Forkskin" entity anyway? What right does it have to assert itself, where far nobler nemeses of the Klan have trod and fallen foul to the ways of this fora?

The foreskin / Indy obsession is, nevertheless, novel in these bleak times - the dark ages of Anonyblogia indeed.

I have a sneaking-suspicion (pronounced as one word) that the Indy-foreskin-entity (pronounced as one word) is none other than....Lindsey Russell!

I go by many names.....

You may call me Legion, for I am many and one.

The foreskin-entity (pronounced as one word) is none other than Lindsey Russell.

LLLLC,

My, My….

Has the heavens of Anonyblog parted the clouds? Has “Admin” really spoken from above or was it a “naysayer”? Have we really heard the word of the all mighty Anonyblog creator and if so, why now does he choose to show himself and ask that which he has already known.

Who am I, you may ask? Only the true creator of Anonyblog knows for sure, he is the one who created me by creating the void in the once healthy, but now desolate and forsaken land of Anonyblog.

Whom do you think, who truly created the dark age of Anonyblog? Only the creator knows.

It is true that the creator sees all Anonyblogians as his children, to be loved equally.

And like God, the creator, created a bastard child, AKA “Indy”

As a result, the entity also known as “Indy” has turned Anonyblog into a wasteland of shit.

Anonyblog has shit itself into anorexia.

But…… The creator is perfect, as all creators are and thus, as remedy to Anonyblog, I have come into existence. Yes, an Anonyblog enema is a perfect way to describe the creator’s need. Does the creator want this enema? Probably not, who likes someone entering their rectum with a jagged spear and tearing all of the hardened crap out of it.

But, as shit is….. All shit must come….. And go……. So be it.

Note to LLLLC,

1. The entity who you inappropriately named “Indy is Foreskin” is only a reference to “Indy”, you
are either dense or manipulative. By the way “Indy” and the word “Foreskin” is well becoming
synonymous in Anonyblog Land.

2. The true creator doesn’t question his creations; he only has to understand them.

3. The term used, “far nobler nemeses” is far, far from the truth when you consider those of
the Klan has neither ethics nor boundaries.

3. The Indy “obsession” is certainly incorrect. It’s not an obsession………..It is an extermination.

An Important message from AnonyblogStreet (pronounced as one word).

Word of the Day: "Indy-Is-Foreskin" (Pronounced as one word).

The foreskin-entity (pronounced as one word) has only the most cursory English skills.

Oh....That's a shame.

Because I'm writing your Anonyblog Epitaph.

Can you.... imagine ?

Hmmmmmmm.

I am the foreskin-entity (pronounced as one word). My foreskin extends 83 inches past the tip of my manpenis (pronounced as one word). Any advice?

it is all true, i just love eating shit!
not directly though.
this is how i eat shit.
every couple of weeks, i go to the sewer treatment plant on the other side of town.
after they process the poop; they spread it out on the ground over a large field.
all over that field, there are bell pepers and tomatoes growing. the reason for them growing there is, because, the seeds of bell pepers and tomatoes are not very digestable; just like corn (miaze) and peanuts are not too digestable either.
during the processing of the poop, the pathogiens are killed off, the heavy metals are removed and, the poop does not smell either.
the poop is use by organic farmers in the area and, i used it in my gardern as well, as do other organic garderners; i also, take as many of the bell peppers and tomatoes home as i want.
all this stuff is free for the taking; the water board says the public can take what they want.
most people won't eat the bell peppers or tomatoes because, of what they grow on top of (shit.)
they are safe to eat and, I DO EAT THEM TOO!

that is how i eat shit indirectly from the veggies and fruits.

SUGGESTED PROGRAM FOR FEMALE DOMINATION

You would come into the apartment, and I will initially show you all accessories, what is what, and give you the program so you have it with you at all times. Then I will give you a signal for you to start.

Initially ask me straight to undress and lie in bed (it will have special sheets everywhere). Then you would start putting your tits into my head then my nipples, then down to my penis (do not touch the penis only, you can touch everything else with the tits) and eggs until my penis gets harder. Then you would ask me to put 2 condoms, and then touch the penis with the tits of yours. Then perform very gentle oral love until I ejaculate. Please, do not leave any water liquid from your mouth to fall in from you this time and later not to have any HIV risk for me. Afterwards you yourself will take away the first condom and throw it away, and then also ask me to take with me the 2nd condom with the sperma. Then give it to you. You would ask me to turn back and lie reverse with my back and ass towards you, get a toilet napkin, then throw away the liquid from the condom into my ass. Then use the napkin and with your gloves spread the liquid around my ass and also the lower part of my eggs spreading my legs. Leave a minute so it spreads well and starts hardening.

Then ask me to go with you to the bathroom. I would have put a chair next to another bowl. Stand up on a chair next to this bowl and ask me to watch you. Then (prepare before that by drinking some more liquid) please, pee in the bowl. Ask me to put a condom on my penis. Then sit yourself on the toilet, spread your legs widely, and ask me to wash with the bottom of my legs your pussy from the pee. I would have the bottom of my legs very very clean, and if you want, also disinfectioned for your own comfort.

Then give me a beer to drink (it stimulates pee) and have me drink it half of it. Then if any time during the program I ask you to pee by myself, tell me I should pee only in front of you, in the 2nd bowl, and sooner or later, I will have to do it. And be totally embarrassed.

I would have peed myself a bit more in a bottle earlier in the day, and would have also a 2nd separate bowl as well as enema bag. Please, ask me to stand on my knees infront of the 2nd bowl in the bathroom. Put a scotch tape in the middle of my lips so I have a bit of space to the left and a bit to the right. Ask me to pray for forgiveness, but say it is not enough for the moment. Then put all of the bottle with my pee into the enema bag keeping the end nozzle upwards. Then stand on your knees next to me, so the enema is low too, put the enema nozzle in my mouth. Then suddenly go upwards together with the enema. My own pee liquid would start flowing into my mouth, and will have to go inside, and I will have every time to throw it away in the 2nd bowl until it finishes. The enema itself has two end nozzles. Please, change the end nozzle, put the pee from the 2nd bowl back to the enema and repeat the exercise putting more pee in my mouth. You can also touch with your legs my penis from time to time if I am showing discontent or dissatisfaction. Ask me to put some vazeline at the end of the enema for the next step.

Then ask me to go and stay in front of my own pee which is in the 2nd bowl. Stay behind me. Then suddenly put your hand underneath my legs (you may use gloves I would have provided you) and take my penis. I would have to naturally bend towards the 2nd bowl into my own pee - please, use your other hand and push the very top of my hair towards the 2nd bowl and into my own pee liquid. Try only not to have my eyes in the liquid, but keep my penis (or the rope of it, though better with your hands) as a pressure. Tell me then loudly that as you might have some sexually transmitted deseases, if I try to take off my head out of the pee liquid, it may spread the pee around on my penis, you might pee yourself, and I might take the desease therefore I should keep it inside and fully obey you. I will naturally obey you. Ask me to put my lips, my hair, my cheeks, my ears into my own pee liquid and control me well. Then take on the prepared before (I will show it to you upon entrance) enema package with soap water in it (and some more next to it), put the nozzle gently into my ass by keeping the actual enema at low level. Then lift the enema pack upwards so the enema soap liquid start entering my body. You will do it once and I am sure I will be praying to you to go to the toilet sink. Please, use a big bathroom tower, ask me to gradually take off my head from the 2nd bowl, and then ask me to dry it up from the pee, then throw it to stay together with my own pee in the 2nd bowl to stay wet. I would be feeling immense pressure to leave the liquid out, but will also be very very embarassed to do it infront of your yourself and ask you to leave. Say you have to watch my embarassment, and give me one big 3rd bowl. Say you have to watch me, and I will have to do it (this time and the other times).

I will have to release the liquid in front of you and in full embarassment. Then you would tell me that unless I obey you, you would put my head again in the pee or shit liquid, ask me to turn my back, then you would put the nozzle again with second enema soap liquid, then ask me to lie down in the bathroom on one side of my hips (this allows the body to receive more soap water) and wait till the 2nd bag of enema is finished. I would pray you for me to use the bowls or the toilet, but you should not allow me and not allow me, and then ask me to crawl like a dog, and go around the apartment/hotel room crawling like a dog, and do things you want. Use the rope of my penis if you want very gently, and bring me in different directions. At some point of time you can let me go to the bathroom bathe or better the third bowl if available may be go again, but only with you present for embarassment. After the second enema and me going to release the liquid once or twice, please, use your hand (not the mouth) to excite my penis again, until I ejaculate. Again release the liquid from the penis, but this time put in on own nipples. After I finish, ask me several times to go to my own pee liquid, absorb some of my own pee in my mouth, then throw it away there, and do this again and again.

Then do one last enema round, and again for me to crawl around and this would exhaust me as much as possible. If needed afterwards in the session, let me go to the 3rd bowl to release the liquid. At the end, ask me to release only the water part from the 3rd bowl into the toilet sink, so only the hard parts stay and ask me to put a cover so it does not smell around the apartment.

Then upon finishing up you should ask me to lie in the middle of the bedroom on the bed or alternatively in the living room or where you decide, but there should be a big sheet like the ones for trash underneath me. You should ask me to lie down, and you should come above me as if you are sitting on my chest, only do not do it, as you might crash me. Then turn backwards to me, leaving me to smell your ass and pussy, put 2 condoms on my penis or better ask me to do that myself, and using your hands and lips and mouth, exhaust me even more till I ejaculate in the condoms. There will be also female bra around. While I am in the most exhausted state of mine after ejaculation or may be actually even during ejaculation (keep me tight), and as if you will have your ass and pussy just infront of my chest, please, shit just a bit over my chest (I would have a sheet above my chest you should have asked me to put upfront). I would be exhausted, and almost surprised and not knowing what to do with your shit on my chest. Stay in front of me and somehow ask me to position my bottom part of my legs and clean your ass from the shit (you can use more toilet paper of course).

Then, using new gloves of yours, put your shit from the sheet which was above my chest into 2 pairs of stocks I will give you and leave them to wait.

Then ask me to get some of my old shit I would have prepared in a closed bag/bowl, then ask me to put it into the two parts of the female bra, then put it down (I will get another sheet underneath), ask me myself to turn back, lie above the bras, and then you put the ends of the bra tight on my back so nothing can fall down, and then throw away in the trash your gloves, and ask me to put a T-shirt above the bra in the meanwhile. Ask me to lie down again. Then, massage my bras (which should be very tight so nothing gets out) so everythings gets mixed well with my nipples (of course you will not see that to turn you off).

After that, you would ask me to come with you to the bathroom, then tell me (I should use gloves too) you want me to get the towl from the 2nd pee liquid bowl, and use it to wet all around my penis, the hair and eggs around the penis, and my ass, then throw back the towel.

Then ask me to open the 3rd bowl infront of you (the soap shit), and ask me to put hard part of it into my penis and all the area around and order me that. I will have gloves for that. I might not want in the beginning, but then you would control me and ask me to lie down and DO it! You would force me all the time with the penis rope until I have all area around the penis and the penis itself covered with as thin lawyer of shit as possible, then take off a penis rope if you have used one. Ask me to put shit around penis, eggs, hair, ass. Then using new gloves of yours, just ask me to turn towards you, and you make sure if possible with your hands with gloves, you cover parts of my ass and penis and area around penis, which you still see uncovered by "soaped shit". Then ask me in the meanwhile to put panties/big pants, so you do not see me like that. You would see only the pants above the bottom part of the bra/underwear, as well as the T-shirt above the shit bra. Give me the 2nd part of the beer to drink to make me pee later on.

Then we would go back to the bedroom, and you should ask me to bring a special bag, while you have new gloves with you. Before you have even come to the apartment, and also some time before you would have come, I would have gone and have a shit into a small bag and covered it, so it does not smell and bother you at all. Ask me to sit down. Put the content of the bag into my mouth regardless of my protests (even that you will be with gloves, you will not touch it, just release the contents into my mouth and squeeze it out - I will have filled several condoms with shit, but with bottom ends cut, so when you put several of them into my mouth, squeeze each one of them). If any shit is left, put it also into my mouth regardless of protests. Then you would take a tooth brush which will be available, put the end of it to wet into my own pee liquid in the 2nd bowl for a second, and you would start browsing (of course using gloves) through and inside my mouth to distribute the shit as much as possible on my teeth as if you are cleaning my teeth this way. Using new gloves, please, massage my upper part of the bras (with your own shit), and lastly so, my penis (which is underneath the pants and the underwear. Try to massage my penis one last time till I ejaculate one last time, but of course you would not see it, just feel it by my embarassed behavior.

Then ask me to go with you to the bathroom. I would have put a chair next to the your previous bowl from your previous pee - basically the first bowl. Stand up above your pee and ask me to watch you, but mention this time I would have to have my legs in the bowl. Then (prepare before that by drinking some more liquid) please, pee in the bowl over the bottom part of my legs. Then also ask me to put two pairs of stocks/stockings above my legs so I do not spread the liquid from my legs anywhere afterwards. These are exactly the same stocks with your own shit, so when I put them on, my legs would mix with your shit. I will put small shoes inside. Ask me to massage the bottom part of my legs so your shit goes as much as possible with your shit. Ask me to put one more stocks above, then you can massage it too, to make sure inside the stocks my legs have absorbed as much as possible of your shit.

Leave me alone then praying for foregiveness and tell me that I should stay like that in the bathroom bathe tub for one more hour like that, and if I do not stay there, you would find me and start everything again. I would have bought a porno magazine without seeing it at all (certainly not a gay magazine, I am not a gay), tell me I have to read it all and wait for you. Then you can leave, I will lock the door, but then I will have to go back to the bathroom bathe tub and read the magazine to obey you.

Hopefully through that night I will be praying and praying for you to come again, and may be drop you an e-mail to come the next evening too.

Might I suggest a new appellation for the
"Foreskin-Entity" entity?

... Foreskindy (pronounced as one word)

This is a decent Klan sobriquet [1], and, furthermore, the epithet aptly links the creature to its nemesis and feeds its obsession / extermination (or whatever term by which it wishes to describe its preoccupation with Indy).

[1] Great Post Restorer (The), A Brief History of the Klan, proc. 3rd conf. on Turd Wars Lore (Indy ed.), vol. 5, no. 1, pp. 105-112

The Foreskindy (proouced as one word) sucks mancock (pronounced as one word).

I love it when a plan comes together.

foreskindy (pronounced as one word)

It suits you quite well.

"THE GREAT FORESKINDY"

Apprently you, Foreskindy (pronounced as one word), are a mora. YOU, not I, are the one who has been named Foreskindy (pronounced as one word). What a freaking mora you are.

Hmm, we are in dire need of a new fora on which to kontinue the Turd Wars ... Shall we migrate? How about here: www.anontalk.com

As Shit Is…, All Shit Must come…, And Go……, So Be It.

I think you killed Indy or more to the point, THE GREAT FORESKINDY.

Foreskindy (pronounced as one word) is a mora. He thinks *I* am Foreskindy (pronounced as one word), when clearly the entity who created the name Foreskindy (pronounced as one word) said that Foreskindy (pronounced as one word) is Foreskindy (pronounced as one word).

Correct (pronounced as one word).

God, this "Indy" character is a real wacko.

When is Admin. going to do something about this nutjob. Indy is Foreskin all the way.

When Antonius Caesar slept with Cleopatra, do you think he smelled her farts or sniffed her butthole?

Give it up Indy - THE GREAT FORESKINDY.

You were never a Klan Member anyway, you just self-proclaimed yourself as a Klan Member just like you proclaimed yourself FORESK-INDY, what a idiot and psycho you really are.

Your time is coming to an end !

An hour or so ago I was up at IHOP and I felt like I had a humongous gaseous explosion on it's way so I just let it fly and.....I sh*t my pants!!! What a hoot!!! I just sat there and ate the rest of my waffles...you should have seen the other people next to me,,,they turned green and didn't even stay to finish their meal. I laughed so hard! Thought I would share that with you.

If my shadow does you offend,

Think about this,
Your time on Anonyblog is coming to an end.
You have pissed buckets of vile on Anonyblog here,
Everyone knows you are a queer.
You are a weak and idle turd,
Girlfarts is not even a word.
I'll torment you till you break,
As I am brought here for Anonyblog's sake.
If I have your voice plugged,
You will no longer be the Anonyblog slug.
Now to scrape your remains up,
I can finally say, I shut you up,

As your time on Anonyblog is up.

girlturds (pronounced as one word)

fora-mora (pronounced as one word)

Have you ever eaten the girlturds (pronounced as one word) of a beautiful Thaiteen (pronounced as one word) after hse has eaten a very spicy green curry?

I would like to impress apon the "Tick-tock Tick-tock Tick-tock Foreskindy (pronounced as one word) entity"-entity (pronounced as one word) that the moniker applies to it and not to Indy, who I think grows tired of pointing out what is, after all, the bleeding obvious.

I don't know ... Are you a little slow, perhaps?

Nota Bena: I too am not Indy, but the Great Post Restorer, just in case you thought there was only one other poster on this board and that it was your nemesis / obsession / preoccupation.

Oh Miss N, where are you in all this while the battles rage on? No doubt tanning your sexiness on some beautiful Spanish strand ...

I am currently in the hospital taking care of my newborn dueodecuplets (pronounced as one word).

You must be sniffing glue.

You forgot who you proclaimed yourself to be- INDY THE GREAT FORESKINDY.

I am {[Foreskindy (pronounced as one word)-entity (pronounced as one word)-foreskin (pronounced as one word)-entity (pronounced as one word)]-entity (pronounced as one word)}(pronounced as one word).

Consider this statement very carefully, graphically, and pensively: I chew, swallow, and ingest the warm, stinky feces from the bowel movements of teenage girls' butts.

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Come on.... Shit-boy sniff some more glue.

Boy you are off the hook.

And no matter who you pretend to be, you're still "INDY-THE GREAT FORESKINDY".

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I am a new entity in this fora. I am Indy-Admindy-Foreskindy (pronounced as one word).

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Have you ever eaten a Thaiteenturd (pronounced as one word) after she ate a spicy green curry?

What happened to Jon F. Kelly from Philadelphia (not pronounced as one word) and Groobz (pronounced as one word)?

Would you keep a phone that wasn't yours?

The other day I was struck with a moral dilemma. I was out drinking with friends in town with the plan of heading over to Manchester the next morning to see my girlfriend. Now, we'd been out for quite a while and I was quite inebriated so we headed to a club. Inside, towards the end of the night I had the honour of finding a mobile phone on the floor, it was a bit tatty but looked like quite a valuable phone – all touch screen and no buttons, that's the definition of an expensive phone nowadays – and so without thinking I turned it off and pocketed it thinking “Excellent! A free mobile phone! I wonder what it's worth? I know, I'll sell it to those Envirophone people. That should net me some easy money!”

As the night ended I began to feel a little remorse for my theft as I always thought I had a strong moral compass and so – once home – I decided that I should do the right thing and return it. Now had I been at the club I would have just handed it in at the cloakroom but since I'd already brought it home with me that would prove to be a little tough. So instead I attempted to browse the phone book to see who I should contact to return it. This was a challenge. Whoever designed this phone was an idiot. I was so unfriendly! While attempting to navigate it's interface I opened the queue of unread messages and read a particularly harsh message from a disgruntled friend of the victim calling me a thief and telling me that Chelsea – the victims name as it turns out – would miss all her photos and contacts on the phone and that I was a really nasty person for stealing. It occurred to me that this was all true. I WAS a thief, she WOULD miss her pictures (probably) and I WAS a nasty person for stealing. As if I didn't feel bad enough about it already! Well thankfully for Chelsea I'd already made up my mind that I wanted to give this phone back and since I still needed to make contact with her, I figured the best way to go about it would be to reply to the text message. Now, as I've already mentioned this phone is a horror to use and so after around 15 minutes of trying to reply to her text I gave up and called her instead. It rang for a while and I was beginning to think that I wouldn't get an answer tonight (I'd not realised prior to this moment that it was 4:30am – remember, inebriated) but eventually just as all hope seemed lost she answered. This girl's name I still do not know but she was down in the phone book as 'Mayonnaise' so for the rest of this article I'll refer to her as May. May was in a taxi with Chelsea as it turned out and was immediately apologetic for her unflattering text that I'd read. While talking on the phone I would constantly be blasted with “I'm really sorry for the text message! Please ignore it!” and “Oh and the answer-phone messages too! Sorry!!” but once she was convinced that my feelings had not been hurt she passed the phone to Chelsea and we had a little chat about her phone and agreed to meet the next day to return it. My plan was to return the phone at 11 and then walk down to the station to catch a train to Manchester. It was a rock solid fool-proof plan and couldn't fail.

Now I had had a lot to drink that night and so my agreeing to meet this girl at 11am was perhaps a touch optimistic. I awoke the next day at roughly 11:20 and rolled in my bed for about half an hour before I actually remembered where I was supposed to be. I jumped out of bed and began to get dressed to get the next bus to town while also trying to call May again to tell her I'd be late. Unfortunately for me May's phone was off. I packed my bag and hopped on the bus and by 1:15 I was in the city – only a few hours late then! Unsurprisingly Chelsea wasn't around and I didn't have long to meet her either before I had to catch my train to Manchester. Getting desperate, I tried May's phone again. It was still off. I decided then to try calling another number from the unread text queue which turned out to be a chap called Michael. Michael was none too helpful, he sounded confused and aggressive and seemed to be more interested in who I was and how I'd gotten his number rather than the situation at hand. I told him to try and get a message to Chelsea to call her own phone so that I could meet her and return it. He didn't.

I hung around in town and did some shopping, all the time with the phone in my pocket waiting to answer if it rang. However it never did. Time was beginning to run out and my departure time was getting closer and closer so I headed to the station and tried one last time to get in touch but with no success. I pondered what to do with the phone for a moment. A good idea would have been to return it to the club but time was short and it was too far away, I could always just not meet up and keep it – such was the plan originally – no that wasn't an option, I'm above that I'd like to think! Then I had an idea – hand it in at the station! Good plan!

I headed over to the Station Manager's office and made out that I'd found the phone in the station (I was concerned that if they thought I'd found it in a club they wouldn't help – in this day and age I'm a touch paranoid I guess). I told the manager that I'd been in touch with the owner of the phone and that she was coming to collect it soon. I also told him her name for ID. Then I left it with him, sent a message to May and had 5 minutes left to get to my platform before my train was due to arrive.

Later that evening I received a text from Chelsea. She had picked up her phone and just wanted to express her gratitude once again. She also mentioned that if I was ever around in Sheffield on a Friday night we should meet up and she'd get me a drink. I replied that I was happy to help and take her up on the offer some time. I felt great. Honesty is truly it's own reward.

This was a few months ago now and I've still not taken Chelsea up on her offer. I doubt I ever will. It's just nice to do a good deed and nice to know that people still appreciate it. I was beginning to think that doing the right thing had no place in this day and age and that decency was dead but now I believe that it lives on in our hearts, we just need to do the right thing.

So the same question stands. Would you keep a phone that wasn't yours?

No, I'd try get it back to person, same as you did. In fact this also happened to me - was on a coach - some teenage girl who was with her 2 friends got out at a stop and I noticed she'd left her phone on the seat, but before I'd noticed, the bus had already moved on. I decided that because it was close to my own stop that I'd get out at the next one and walk to where she was most likely headed having got out at her particular stop. I did this, and I found her after a bit of looking around, actually at a pay phone, presumably about to try call her phone - was all tearful. She seemed grateful and relieved when I handed it to her, but she didn't actually say thank you! Also, her friends just kind of stared at me, like I was some kind of pedo/stalker or something, which was a bit rude and offputting considering I'd taken the trouble to get out at a different stop, so yeah, the warm fuzzy feeling wasn't too strong, but I still felt good about it.

Why would you keep someone else's phone? You could not use it could you? It would be their number, and you would be sure to get caught, I would think.

teenage-girl-stool-sample-lunch (pronounced as one word)

I eat Emma Watson's farts and turds.

Do beautiful teenage girls fart and poop?

A Poem I Wrote:

Little bits of feces,
Around her poopyhole;
Little bits of feces,
Small pieces of her soul.

Little bits of feces,
They smell like rotten egg;
Some of it is runny,
And drips onto her leg.

Little fluffs of poopoo,
Small balls of peanut bits;
How I want to eat it,
And smear it on her tits!

Little bits of girlturd,
Make rings around her hole;
How I want to use them,
As lube to plunge my pole!

Little bits of feces,
I just cannot resist;
I begin to lick them,
Despite her word, "Desist!"

girlturds (pronounced as one word)

Well, the foreskindy-entity (pronounced as one word) is not replying, thus indicating that he has given up, thus indicating that I am the king of this fora!

raw teenage female human feces

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January 16, 2009
Is Islam a Violent Faith? Violence, Hatred and Discrimination in the Koran

Dr. Sami Alrabaa

If you say that Islam is a violent faith, you are accused of being anti-Islam and you are propagating “Islamophobia.”
There are more than one billion Muslims around the world, and I’m one of them. We are told that the Koran is the “word of God.” When you read the Koran, however – which over 90% of all Muslims have never read, according to a survey by Bielefeld University in Germany, and if they ever do, either they do not understand its archaic language or they do not ponder on what it says – you find out that it is full of passages that incite to hatred, killing, and discriminate against women.

Below are some quotations from the Koran. We begin with what the “holy book” of Muslims says about people of other religions.

According to the Koran and many Muslims, Christians and Jews have left the true path of their religion. Therefore, they are infidels (unbelievers) like Buddhists and Hindus, for example. In other words, according to the Koran, only Muslims, i.e. 19% of the world population, are true believers. The rest are “unbelievers” and “infidels.”

Literally, the Koran says the following about the Jews, Christians, and other “unbelievers:”

“O you who believe! do not take the Jews and the Christians for friends; they are friends of each other; and whoever amongst you takes them for a friend, then surely he is one of them; surely Allah does not guide the unjust people.” (Sura 5, verse 51).

“And the Jews say: Uzair is the son of Allah; and the Christians say: The Messiah is the son of Allah; these are the words of their mouths; they imitate the saying of those who disbelieved before; may Allah DESTROY them; how they are turned away!” (Sura 9, verse 30).

“And the Jews will not be pleased with you, nor the Christians until you follow their religion. Say: Surely Allah's guidance, that is the (true) guidance. And if you follow their desires after the knowledge that has come to you, you shall have no guardian from Allah, nor any helper.” (Sura 2, verse 120).

“And KILL them (the unbelievers) wherever you find them, and drive them out from whence they drove you out, and persecution is severer than slaughter, and do not fight with them at the Sacred Mosque until they fight with you in it, but if they do fight you, then slay them; such is the recompense of the unbelievers.” (Sura 2, verse 191).

“Let not the believers take the unbelievers for friends rather than believers; and whoever does this, he shall have nothing of (the guardianship of) Allah, but you should guard yourselves against them, guarding carefully; and Allah makes you cautious of (retribution from) Himself; and to Allah is the eventual coming.” (Sura 3, verse 28).

“And guard yourselves against the fire which has been prepared for the unbelievers.” (Sura 3, verse 131)

“And when you journey in the earth, there is no blame on you if you shorten the prayer, if you fear that those who disbelieve will cause you distress, surely the unbelievers are your open ENEMY.” (Sura 4, verse 101).

“O you who believe! fight those of the unbelievers who are near to you and let them find in you hardness; and know that Allah is with those who guard (against evil).” (Sura 9, verse 123).

“Surely We have prepared for the unbelievers chains and shackles and a burning fire.” (Sura 76, verse 4).

“O you who believe! if you obey a party from among those who have been given the Book (The Jews and Christians), they will turn you back as unbelievers after you have believed.” (Sura 3, verse 100).

“And their taking usury (interests on money) though indeed they were forbidden it and their devouring the property of people falsely, and We have prepared for the unbelievers from among them a painful chastisement.” (Sura 4. verse 161).

“Surely Allah has cursed the unbelievers (Jews, Christians and followers of other faiths) and has prepared for them a burning fire.” (Sura 33, verse 64).

“And whoever does not believe in Allah and His Apostle, then surely We have prepared burning fire for the unbelievers.” (Sura 48, verse 13).

Does Allah discriminate? The Koran says:

“You are the best of the nations raised up for (the benefit of) men; you enjoin what is right and forbid the wrong and believe in Allah; and if the followers of the Book had believed it would have been better for them; of them (some) are believers and most of them are transgressors.” (Sura 3, verse 110).

Therefore, what does the Koran say about those who turn their back to Islam and commit apostasy?

“They desire that you should disbelieve as they have disbelieved, so that you might be (all) alike; therefore take not from among them (the unbelievers) friends until they flee (their homes) in Allah's way; but if they turn back, then seize them and KILL them wherever you find them, and take not from among them a friend or a helper.” (Sura 4, verse 89).

Now, what does the Koran say about women? Here are some quotations:

“Men are superior to women because Allah has made so. Therefore good women are obedient, and (as to) those (women) on whose part you fear desertion, admonish them, and leave them alone in the sleeping-places and BEAT them; then if they obey you, do not seek a way against them; surely Allah is High, Great.” (Sura 4, verse 34).

“And as for those who are guilty of an indecency from among your women, call to witnesses against them, four (witnesses) from among you; then if they bear witness confine them to the houses until death takes them away or Allah opens some way for them.” (Sura 4, verse 15).

According to the Koran, a woman’s testimony is worth half of that of a man.

“O you who believe! when you deal with each other in contracting a debt for a fixed time then call in to witness from among your men two witnesses; but if there are not two men, then one man and two women from among those whom you choose to be witnesses, so that if one of the two errs, the second of the two may remind the other.” (Sura 2, verse 282).

As far as sex is concerned, women are sex objects, according to the Koran. They must be ready for intercourse any time the husband wishes so.

“Your wives are a tilth for you, so go into your tilth when you like, and do good beforehand for yourselves, and be careful (of your duty) to Allah, and know that you will meet Him, and give good news to the believers.” (Sura 2, verse 223).

During menstruation, however, men should keep away from women; they are filthy. The Koran says:

“It (menstruation) is a discomfort; therefore keep aloof from the women during the menstrual discharge and do not go near them until they have become clean; then when they have cleansed themselves, go in to them as Allah has commanded you; surely Allah loves those who turn much (to Him), and He loves those who purify themselves.” (Sura 2, verse 222).

Women, according to the Koran, are, in general, unclean creature. After a Muslim has washed and prepared himself for prayer, he should not touch a woman. Therefore, “pious” Muslims never shake hands with women.

“O you who believe! do not go near prayer until you have washed yourselves; and if you have touched women, and you cannot find water, betake yourselves to pure earth, then wipe your faces and your hands; surely Allah is Pardoning, Forgiving.” (Sura 4, verse 43).

In case of inheritance, a woman inherits half of the portion a man inherits:

“They ask you for a decision of the law. Say: Allah gives you a decision concerning the person who has neither parents nor offspring; if a man dies (and) he has no son and he has a sister, she shall have half of what he leaves, and he shall be her heir she has no son; but if there be two (sisters), they shall have two-thirds of what he leaves; and if there are brethren, men and women, then the male shall have the like of the portion of two females; Allah makes clear to you, lest you err; and Allah knows all things.” (Sura 4, verse 176).

And what kind of punishment does a thief get, according to the Koran, regardless how much they steal?

“And (as for) the man who steals and the woman who steals, cut off their hands as a punishment for what they have earned, an exemplary punishment from Allah; and Allah is Mighty, Wise.” (Sura 5, verse 38).

Saudi Arabia is the only country in the world that uses the Koran as its day-to-day law for all kinds of disputes and crimes. It is the Shari’a (Islamic law). For Islamists and conservative Muslims, Shari’a is the constitution and law that must prevail everywhere. They argue, what is better than the law of Allah which He, via the Engle Gabriel revealed to the Prophet Mohammed 1400 years ago?

King Abdullah, the absolute monarch of Saudi Arabia, said on a televised speech August 27, 2008, “We do not need democracy, we do not need political parties, we do not need Western human rights, we do not need their freedom of speech. What we need is the Koran. It regulates our life perfectly. It is the best legislation in the history of mankind, it is the word of Allah. There is nothing better than Allah’s law.”

The “Hadeeth,” a collection of statements and comments which Prophet Mohammed allegedly made during his lifetime, is also full of atrocities. Here is a sample:

“A woman came to the Prophet and admitted that she had committed adultery and thereafter became pregnant. The Prophet summoned her husband and all people of Median (in Saudi Arabia). He said, ‘This woman committed adultery. Therefore, after she delivers her innocent baby, all of you are going to stone her to death. This is Allah’s verdict.’ After she delivered her baby she was stoned to death in the center of the town.” (Narrated by Muslim, (a close contemporary follower of Mohammed), cited by Khoury, The Koran, p. 550).

Stoning women and flogging men for adultery are widely practiced in Saudi Arabia and Iran.

Hester on the scaffold in puritan Massachusetts, America of the 17th century, in the Scarlet Letter by Nathaniel Hawthorne, must have felt happy that she was not born among the “believers” in the Arabian Peninsula.

The Koran is filled with contradictions. While in sura 2, verse 256, it says “There is no compulsion in religion,” it urges Muslims to kill those Muslims who convert to other religions.

Both the Koran and the Hadeeth were collected after the death of Prophet Mohammed in 632. The second Caliph, Othman ordered collecting the Koran and the Hadeeth which had been written no where. They were memorized by Mohammed’s followers. Then Mohammed and his followers were illiterate. He disseminated Islam by the word of mouth. A committee was formed in Mecca and followers of the new faith queued up to deliver what they could remember from the Koran and Hadeeth. This campaign lasted for over 70 years.

That the vast majority of Muslims have not read or digested the Koran has two major implications. First, if rational, modern-thinking Muslims read the Koran thoroughly, they would desert Islam. They would argue that God cannot incite to hatred and violence. The Koran cannot be the “word of God.” Second, if simple-minded Muslims read the Koran and digested it, they would stick to the above “commandments” and we would have more radical and extremist Muslims around the world.

Certainly the Torah, the Bible, and other holy books have their own atrocious passages, especially those discriminatory ones against women, though with one difference: Muslim fundamentalists adhere to the above cited passages – in belief they are commanded directly by Allah – and implement them to the letter. Think of those suicide bombers in the Middle East and elsewhere and of the violent demonstrations against the “Mohammed cartoon” in some Muslim cities. But it is also true that the majority of Muslims simply ignore these dreadful passages like many Jews and Christians ignore their own.

After he received and read this piece, Henrik Clausen from Europe News asked me if I was not afraid of being declared apostate. I said, “No.” I’m fighting for a human and modern Islam. Besides, the truth must be told at all costs. I also told him, it is not my personal opinion that the Koran incites to hatred, violence, and discrimination, etc., as we have seen above – it is our “holy” book that is preaching all this. The cited passages prove that beyond any shred of doubt. I’m just citing what the Koran commands.

Further, the above quotations are intended to help critics of Islam present tangible evidence for their arguments. It is not enough to say, “I think, I believe, etc.” It is also not enough to say “I’m exerting my right of freedom of speech.”

There is no room for theological interpretations unless you handle the Koran in its own historical perspective. The religious establishment rejects any interpretation anyway. The slightest attempt to do so is rejected and its authors are persecuted as heretics. Think of the Egyptian theologian Nasr Hamid Abu Zayd, who is now living in hiding in the Netherlands. Besides, for conservative Muslims and fundamentalists, the Koran, as it is, is valid for all times and for everywhere. It is the “word of God.” He is not fallible and moody like we humans are.

Reformers of Islam, and I consider myself one of them, argue that the Koran and the Hadeeth should be looked at in a historical perspective. Muslims 1,400 years ago were fighting Christians and Jews. Therefore, they hated them. The Muslims wanted to prevail at all costs, therefore these passages in the Koran. Women were discriminated against because this was natural in the Arab culture at the time, and is to some extent today. Apropos, the situation in Medieval Europe was not better.

In addition, it is one of two things: Either the Koran was concocted by the Muslim leader, Mohammed, or at least partly, or it was made up by his zealous followers after his death. Remember that hundreds or thousands of Muslims at the time contributed to compiling this work. They were promised Paradise for their contributions like suicide bombers are nowadays promised it plus 60 virgin girls.

*Note: The verse numbers may vary from one Koran translation to another.

FamilySecurityMatters.org Contributing Editor Dr. Sami Alrabaa, an ex-Muslim, is a professor of Sociology and an Arab-Muslim culture specialist. He has taught at Kuwait University, King Saud University, and Michigan State University. He also writes for the Jerusalem Post.

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I forgot to do this last week, so I would like to hereby officially congratulate Miss N. on the birth of her new baby!

we loved going through the article, you have a amazing delivery style! I have forwarded a link to my bro, and will surely be returning for more.

Hurrah Miss N! ... CONGRATULATIONS ON THE DELIVERY OF YOUR QUINDECAPLETS!!!!!!!!!

I would like to hereby officially congratulate Miss N. on the recent birth of her litter.

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Has anyone ever eaten the farts and feces of a teenage girl?

Do beautiful teenage girls like the sensation of a slimy feces-turd (pronounced as one word) sliding outt of their ani?

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I shall now sing a song of woe:

The Foreskindy (pronounced as one word) is dead and gone,
Its face you'll see no more.
For what it thought was H20
Was H2S04.

[Repeat with optional air-guitar (pronounced as one word)]

teenaage-girlturds (pronounced as one word) in my mouth

N never signs her name as "Miss N", thank you very much Foreskindy.

I like the new moniker, I think it's funny and suits you well.

I would thank you for the congrats on my 16 babies, but KB has already eaten them all.

Can't wait to go back to America.

<3

The {[Indy-Admindy-Foreskindy-Entity] (pronounced as one word)]-Entity (pronounced as one word)} (pronounced as one word) would like to congratulate His Lordship Kody R.Bear on the gustatory-alimentary-consumption (pronounced as one word) of Miss N.'s litter of pups!

I wonder if this will reach 1000 comments before Admin decides it's OK to unleash us and let us roam wild and free on the main board again ...

Anonyblog has not been forgotten. It is simply resting from a long squawk.

I endeavor to get it up and running again soon. Patience is a virtue.

Stop squawking, Admindy. Actions are worth 1000 comments.

This is no joke: I just ate the FECES of a 14 year old girl.

N, take a TGV to St. Pancras and let's meet up before you go home ... I'll pay half!

- TheGpr

Congrats to N. on the birth of her 10,000,000 babies!

What would you call those? Decamegaplets?

Hoozah anyway ...

Miss N. has just born over one million litters offspring, which Kodybear and the Magogo quickly devoured.

It is perhaps a good thing that Lady N. did not attempt to bear her litter on the other side of the English Channel ... Eurostar fuckup of note last night!

GPR! I wish you would have thought of that sooner! I would have loved to travel somewhere different and hang out! But I'm home safe in my bed now :)

Miss N. needs to rest after delivering over 10,000 babies at once!

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TheGPR, Indy, Jon. F. Kelly, KodyBear, Magogo & Vapor wish to offer Miss N. their condolances for her morning sickness (pronounced as one word). We have each laid a pooh for you to medicate yourself with - the acidopholis (friendly bacteria) in the pooh will crowd out the unfriendly bacteria that is making you sick.

Isn't it about time for the annual Anonyblog Awards?

N refuses said gift. Pooh seems to be the cause of salmonella in the first place. I'm better now anyways. Oh, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. :]

Hooray, and merry Christmas (sorry Vapor) to you too, N ... and happy new year! :o)

Happy New Turd. Isn't it time for the annual Anonyblog Awards?

* Notice *

The Annual Anonyblog Awards have been delayed for a while due to a writers' blo ... er ... strike ... They shall be rescheduled for the end of January.

Hmmm...this is all quite preposterous!

BoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNggggggggg

N

Yo Excellency! Yo Excellency!

What the fuck is it now Magogo? Can't you see I'm in a dormant state?

But dey is callin fo us on facebook and a sayin we's gwine to be stars in the Aannual Anonyblog awards! De GPR says.....

Silence!

Get your head out of your ass Magogo! Anonyblog is dead. The Great Turd War is dead. There is no more fun here. Your Turd Ranch is showing negative numbers according to our ledger. You've sold only one box of aids infected girl turds in the last seven months! How can you justify this enterprise? I want a full financial report immediately. Your monkey ass is going to be shut down. KodyBear Enterprises cannot afford this loss in these hard economic times! Even Indy The Great cannot afford to post here anymore!

I suggest you and Dooky put yourself in a dormant state. I will call upon you when necessary! For the time being, leave me be. And another thing. Chalz motherfuckers need to find another mother fuckin place to live! I haven't got room for your asses any more! The power bill at the double triple top secret location,100 miles beneath the Earth's surface, beneath Delmar, Maryland is killing me! The fucking Vile Toxin chamber cost more than we can afford and serves no purpose at this point!

We have no purpose here until Anonyblog is restored. On that glorious day I will call upon you. Until then, leave me be. Oh, BTW, keep me informed on the trog beast Lindsey Russell. I'll wake up for that.

Cheers Magogo!

His Esteemed Exellency Eminence,

Kody R Bear

cunt (pronounced as 'queynte')

N, I love you, and I want to have all of your million and one babies with you!

i am anonymous

Erin go topless..

errr...Erin go braless..

errr...Erin go braless..

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KODY R. BEAR AND MAGOGO AND VAPOR AND THE KODY KLAN!!!!!

miss n is hot, lol

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LORD INDY THE GREAT!!!!!!!

miss n is still hot, lol

to say that miss n could ever compare to Erin would be preposterous..

My legs are sweatin' Ma..

I have a dream.

I'm dreaming that I'm surrounded by niggers. Like fucking Planet Of The Apes. They are all wearing orange jump suits, jumping up and down and making incomprehensible chimp noises amplified and resonating and echoing in the concreate and glass enclosure. They are fighting and arguing over milk that now comes in plastic bags. Dey talkin bout dey bitches and dey home invasion stories. Yoo got a cigarette man? Yo white bwa! Give me dat fucking sausage gravy! Whacth yoo lookin at bitch!?

In my dream I struggle to get through it all and to come out on the other side a better person.

the solution to this simple:
go back to that hooker and ask her to give you the most amazing blow job EVER. Then, when you climax, ram that sucker down her gullet. If the cum she spits out is a purplish color, tell your girlfriend about the kiss.

I am banned from the green erin board!!!!
this is NOT right...I'm extremely agitated......this undue censorship of my top notch potings shall NOT stand....do you hear? it shall NOT stand..

I am very disappointed in certain people..

I am banned from the green erin board!!!!
this is NOT right...I'm extremely agitated......this undue censorship of my top notch postings shall NOT stand....do you hear? it shall NOT stand..

I am very disappointed in certain people..

i cannot bare the thought of you being with someone else, but i can't be with you anymore. what am i supposed to do? kill you?

Mid-Semester Crisis

It all started (maybe) with a nice medium rare steak at the steakhouse. Or, it probably started with my sister's disgusting germy self. Either way, I had a wonderful, gigantic mexican dinner tonight.

And it turns out I have a stomach bug.

Ohhhh, my poor butthole.

Midterms in the morning.
Men will always be effing idiots.

(I think that's the only time I ever mentioned my butthole here. Barf.)

I am slowly losing my once-genius mind. I'm stuck answering "What does 'Ah' mean in English?" and making posterboards to be used as total cheats on tests they are supposed to be using their brains on and telling them not to steal each other's pens.

I'm dizzy, need to write lesson plans and unit plans and will eventually have to turn my phone back on to use the alarm and read all of the infuriating idiot texts I'd rather ignore.

I could just walk away and go back to Spain. They have real social security and health care and retirement there. And beaches and paella.

My best (and only) friend moved to Florida. I over-drew my checking account twice on accident last week. One of my two pairs of work khakis has a hole in the butt, apparently. Hope I did not wear it like that last week.

Haven't filed my taxes yet.
Don't fit into most of my pants because I eat garbage.

Don't have anyone else to tell except anonyblog.

N

The KodyBear was awakened by the Magogo Singing and Dancing Macarena Monkey.

Yo Excellency! Yo Excellency! Wake up! Wake up!

Goddammit to hell Magogo! What the fuck is it now? Is it Lindsey? Should I reveal my vile and disgusting self to her now? Stupid bitch! Why have you awakened me. I was just having a dream! In my dream I was eating, snorting, smoking, licking, sniffing, smearing, ingesting and stuffing up my bear ass the imported girl turds that the Arch Nemesis sent me from Paris!

He back now Yo Excellency. He say he lauchin some kind of girlturd shit agin us.

Isn't that what he always does Magogo? Look I had planned to sleep for years. Anonyblog is dead. The Great Turd War is dead. Oh yes. I do feel that it will rear it's ugly head again here in some other venue but for now it is dead dead dead! For now! But not forever!

One day my prince the battle will start again! One day! But not today! Leave me now my nigger. Wake me in July sometime and we will reveal the Klan to the Trog Bitch! We will troll out the Post Deleter, Fatmouth and that Mr. Smart Guy! We will crush them all!

But none will suffer like Indy The Great! We will destroy his Internet presence! We will usurp his image-likeness!

I wuz just delivering de message Yo Ex........

Silence! I would say to my loyal audience that IO will be back. You may look forward to the writings of His Esteemed Excellency Eminence Kody R Bear!

You will not best me Indy.

Oh BTW

Send me those disgusting video links again.

Sincerely,

His Esteemed Excellency Eminence Kody R Bear

A big hairy ball-sack (pronounced as one word) and a bucket of faeces-turds (pronounced as one word)

Choad Fudge
"Choad Fudge" is an accumulation of mung on the choad* (choad being the space between the genitals , and asshole)(Mung is the accumulation of fart condensation in your pants)
"eat my choad fudge , you asshole

I have no friends. I started at university and i tried so hard (as much as i could without being a try hard) to make friends and i have made a single one yet. I'm so lonely.

I dont know what i'm doing wrong. What is wrong with me? Not one person who is interested in having a friendship with me. What is so different about me?

I thought that once i moved away and started university i'd be happy after a shit year before, i kept telling myself and i still do sometimes that its a matter of time, i make excuses..

I thought, try and make conversations with people, you'll get to know them.. that i'd get invited out, i'd have a social life. I spend all my night sat here in my room alone, facebook and 4OD. I'm never going to be part of that world. I cant understand.

You should first learn how to form proper English sentences and become generally more erudite.

Next find something that really interests you, such as singing in a choir, playing a sport, wine-tasting, debating etc. and join a society where you can practice this interest.

Then, instead of waiting to be invited out, be the person who invites others out after sessions.

Finally, become so fucking good at whatever it is you are interested in so that everyone, male and female, wants to shag you, and, voila et congratulations - you are now at the stage where you can pick your friends, shag whomsoever you want and quit your bitch-ass whining.

mac ... it just works (pronounced as one word) ...

suck it little peon, my turds dwarf your low density, wannnabe turds...

I shall not forget this bullshit that has been preposterously perpetrated upon me, oh no.
Fuck you, you banning motherfucker, fuck you in your right eye socket.

I shall not forget this bullshit that has been preposterously perpetrated upon me, oh no.
Fuck you, you banning motherfucker, fuck you in your right eye socket.

This site is fuckin great. bitching and moaning, shit talking, help seekers and givers, racists, I hate my lifers, I love my life but hate youers, hell even a few good jokes here and there. You guys can't let this shit die now. It's already lasted a year and some change just in comments from the last post. Simply brilliant. I applaud your dedication. Fuck it, if the site must go on in this little comment window then so be it. It just needs to keep going.

Blacklabel = a new entity? Welcome, mofo.

Fuck you by the way.

And his ghost may be heard as you pass by that billabong ...

I'm going to write a story about a boy who met a girl in a club and after she left he called her until she picked up. And then he started to come over early mornings, on weekends, leaving when the sun had fully risen to its zenith. They had great sex and promised to leave it at just that. Then he left for 7 months to go back to Pakistan to take care of his family. When he came back, he met the girl again and they saw each other, this time during daytimes because he did not want to disturb her rest. He would stay for a few hours at a time, and when he left, she begged him to stay longer, making him walk out the door with her on his back. Gradually he stayed longer and longer and finally, one day, he never left.

... And then one glorious day, she took a great big paki-shit (pronounced as one word) in his mouth and he gobbled it all up with joy, exclaiming, "Mmm! Delicious!"

The End.

Didn't I make you feel like you were the only man, yeah,
An' didn't I give you nearly everything that a woman possibly can ?
Honey, you know I did!
And each time I tell myself that I, well I've just had enough,
But I'm gonna show you, baby, that a woman can be tough.

I said come on, come on, come on, come on and take it,
Take another little piece of my heart now, baby,
Break another little bit of my heart now, darling, yeah.
Hey! Have another little piece of my heart now, baby, yeah.
You know you got it if it makes you feel good,
Oh yes indeed.
All right!

You're out on the street looking good, honey,
Deep down in your heart I said you know that it ain't right,
Never never never never never never hear me when I cry at night.
Honey, I cry all the time!
And each time I tell myself that I, well I can't stand the pain,
But when you hold me in your arms, I'll sing it once again.

I'll say come on, come on, come on, come on and take it!
Take another little piece of my heart now, baby.
Break another little bit of my heart now, darling, yeah,
Have another little piece of my heart now, baby, yeah.
You know you got it, child, if it makes you feel good hey!

Now all right!

Now come on, come on, come on, come on and take it,
Take another little piece of my heart now, baby.
Break another little bit of my heart, honey, yeah.
Hey! Have another little piece of my heart now, baby,
You know you got it if it makes you feel good.
Hey! Hey! Have another little piece of my heart now, baby,
Break it, break it, break it, yeah.
Have another little piece of my heart now, baby,
You know you got it, child, if it makes you feel good.

buh buh buh buh BUH!!
I'm lovin' it!

omfg McDs breakfast burrito...oh sweet Jesus it's tasty and satisfying as a motherfucker..

just saying..

I want to die. Think I will soon.

he's married! to his cousin!

Eh! Why was I born an Iraqi? why wasn't I born a Russian, a Mexican, a South African! WHY IRAQI?!

I wonder if this one comment section has broken a world record for the number of comments in one post.

This place is never coming back, is it? The one place I can air out the broken parts of me, without hurting or offending or upsetting those that know me.

guess I'll just stop wasting space.

Anonyblog will return and the Great Turd war will resume!

One day the great Turd War will resume. Miss N FATmouth, Post Deleter, Mr. Smart Guy, Dr. Leon, Ricky Finklestein, Vapor, Spell Checker,Indy The Great,you will all be trolled and defeated By His Supreme Excellency Eminence Kody R Bear upon the ressurection of Anonyblog!

maybe the admin died?

Patience is a virtue.

It's five in the morning, and I don't think sleep will be happening for me. At least not while the sun is still down. The only positive thing about this is that when my husband realizes that I'm not in the bed when he wakes up and that my pillows are missing and I'm not anywhere upstairs.. that the little things that he says or does that he apparently doesn't think twice about are actually really hurtful. I gave up on sleeping in the bed after several hours of on again, off again crying.

I need physical touches to feel loved. I need to touch you to feel loved. And when any time I touch you, I get hurt, emotionally or physically, it hurts soo bad deep down that.. well.. rejection barely covers the tip of the iceberg.

So, I've decided that I'm just going to stop touching you. I can't take the pain of being rejected anymore - but if you're not smacking me away from being silly or shutting me down when I'm being frisky or snuggly, then I can't get hurt for trying to love. I'll just stay in my corner and do my thing and cook for you and do the housework and just let the broken mess that is me heal, because if I keep having my heart hurt, it's going to get harder and harder to keep myself from hurting myself.

It's five in the morning, and I don't think sleep will be happening for me. At least not while the sun is still down. The only positive thing about this is that when my husband realizes that I'm not in the bed when he wakes up and that my pillows are missing and I'm not anywhere upstairs.. that the little things that he says or does that he apparently doesn't think twice about are actually really hurtful. I gave up on sleeping in the bed after several hours of on again, off again crying.

I need physical touches to feel loved. I need to touch you to feel loved. And when any time I touch you, I get hurt, emotionally or physically, it hurts soo bad deep down that.. well.. rejection barely covers the tip of the iceberg.

So, I've decided that I'm just going to stop touching you. I can't take the pain of being rejected anymore - but if you're not smacking me away from being silly or shutting me down when I'm being frisky or snuggly, then I can't get hurt for trying to love. I'll just stay in my corner and do my thing and cook for you and do the housework and just let the broken mess that is me heal, because if I keep having my heart hurt, it's going to get harder and harder to keep myself from hurting myself.

Don't hurt yourself...

COME BACK ANONYBLOG PLEASE

exposure sessions , even with much more lower level stuff, still concerns me a great deal....can you let that sit for awhile? Here's what I'd like for you to do...take this opportunity to get as much possible then relax and let it happen.
Wow, there is visible filth on my hands...it's straight up disgusting.
Answer the call today, your choice, you'd have to be crazy to forget that in two easy minutes you can do what you do, and do it unlike anyone else and realize that it's pretty awsome when you first came in and I ask you what's different and you say ' There you go, I have an idea foir a thing, to do'
Ask yourself does this cancer cake taste like cancer? " ahhhhh, lol, I don't know' you say.
What does the message say? Your friend has one idea for a final exposure? We all dip in a finger and then taste it? Prove to yourself once and for all you can beat this. I have not washed my hands in over a week. There is dirt and other stuff under my fingernails. Good job, I remember how serious everything was once, now we all have a good time, everybody looks different. Coming up, a normal college kid. Hello Dave. There's no denying my color is still perfect. And you're worth it.
Il'' call them and I'll be all like By the time we met each other, we were beyond the expectations of the twelve days of sharing knowledge with online banking and knowing how it feels to know more than the average peon. Is you OCD a little better? Tell me a little bit about your program. Do you just feel like you could like just go and take a look at you hands and wash them till the bleed and it makes you feel like you want to want to make sure your hands won't mold?
I don't want you to go back to that, to the feeling of because since you din't touch something right that you'll end up in jail forever.
A lot of what I do is to recognize how far Ihave come and where I started and I would never make you do anything.

I cannot deal with this bullshit much longer. Hooooooooome sweeeeeeet hoooome!!
Get out in the field, put the mule in the stable. My hands are on the plow and my feets are in the ghetto.
Walk this way, talk this way, why must I be subjected to pious loons who don't even know when I last shaved my balls?
I'm just a dreamer, I had to run away high, so I wouldn't come home low. Take me to your heart. I'm travelling a long and winding road.
What's it all mean? What are the ramifications of romantic encounters the whole world is witness to?
Fascinating animals are at the zoo and weightloss clinics and pain clinics all treat us like animals.
Tonight look for starry skies. Speak from your heart, don't let them silience your lust or you passion. We are losing our security to the marxists. They're all working behind the scenes. They want us at each other's throats.
I know plenty of people who are plants. People can go and get insurance for everything for their families and that's ok. But it's outrageous that government run health care is going to kill our parents. I don't know much bit I have to say it's the nature of the beast that John Doe before the Beatles used to defend the north koreans and he never went to north korea but he never went there!
You're about to be at the front end where all the freebies are not yours unless you join the group who says one thing and then grabs the banner of unitarinism and why everyone refuses to see that beats me. I'm understanding more everyday how serving change for changes sake and following food and drink just keeps us alive so they can watch us and make unjust notes.
The radical leftist are coming. Look out.

Junkies beware!
You know how when you are in a public restroom and you shoot fire into your veins and then notice the paper roll has no paper on it and you reach into the trash for a peice of paper to wipe the blood off your arm?
STOP!! DANGER!!
There are mexicans who have began an invasion of our country. They are all around us, everywhere. In Mexico the primitive plumbing systems often cannot handle the flush of paper down the terloits so the people just wipe and then toss the paper into a trash can. Being accustomed to such they often repeat this same behaviour here.
So instead of normal partially clean trash in our trash can now there is tainted mexican trash infested with poop from people whose primary diest consists of tacos and burritos.
Do you really want to wipe that open wound form the needle with such nastiness? I think not, unless your are just completely nuts.
Learn to see these changes in the society in which you dwell and how you can be affected.

Do you realize if we could dig into Michael Jackson's grave and get some 'parts' we could make THOUSANDS on Ebay??!!

ATTN: INDY THE GREAT
what did you do this time? that site is gone...what did you fucking do, you trollfaced taintnibbler?!??

From: KodyBear Enterprises
Some Where 500 Miles beneath the earth's surface
In a double triple top secret location in Delaware

You Sir, will be utterly defeated by His Esteemed Excellency Eminence Kody R Bear.

At the same time interesting, viable posts, like the two above, can prosper again.

In any case my extreme hench man, Magogo, The Singing And Dancing Macarena Monkey, (He now, in this time of peace, demands that every word in his title be capitalized), Dooky, The Farting Kangaroo and Dr. Warren Westphyn will, withe their combine genius, will defeat the army of the shit lord!

All are invited to attend.

That means YOU! Miss N, The GPR, Doctor Leon, Master Chef Vapor.

And YOU! Mr. Smart Guy, I can't wait to experience your self righteous left wing babbling! Ha! Ha! Ha!


And YOU! Ricky Fucking Finklestien! You Prick! One of your imps was also the "Post Deleter" I'm sure. Go ahead and fess up. I know you're here. It was a great fight indeed. But you must concede that I was the victor. When I learned enough about Movable Type to make my post impervious to your to your barbaric ideas of censorship, I posted a picture of me with my dick hangin out and requested that you "Suck on This" Member that? Your day of defeat?

And YOU! Mr. Stupid. Why not jump on the train and come in for the big win in the comments section? You could be commenter #685.

And YOU! YES YOU! Lindsey Russell! Member that fight you picked with The Klan? Calling us "vile and disgusting" Well your Internet presence will be tracked by The Klan for life. You already have Klan members as FaceBook friends. Don't click on everything you see.

And YOU! Mexican Man! What happened to you?

And YOU! Dragon Lady! How will the greatly anticipated Anonyblog ever be a garden of interest with out your dremel tool like spell checker, razor sharp opinions melted by true love for fellow beings.

And YOU! The GPR. You Sir are a talented individual. Your Anonyblog awards posts along with your Dr. Leon posts make me laugh out loud to this day. The Best writing I have ever seen appear on this site will follow. I suspect that you might be the author.

Klapp Breath's Heavenly Abode

"Are you going to...y'know...do that to me again?" the little boy asked Klapp Breath, motioning slightly at his rectum.

Klapp Breath exhaled cigarette smoke tiredly as he sat down on the bed's edge. The bear costume was hot and he desperately wanted to take it off, but could he trust the boy? Once he had seen Klapp's face, the child might run to the police out of fear and disgust. He couldn't risk it: the suit stayed on.

"No, I don't wanna...," Klapp trailed off, waving at the boy. "Go watch cartoons or something. I'm tired now." The boy sulked off into the corner of the dirty hotel room to pick at his toenails while Klapp adjusted the costume's headpiece needlessly in a sublimated sexual gesture.

The truth is, he did want to. The boy was nearly too old--almost thirteen, almost a teen, my god--but beggars can't be choosers in this world, and Klapp was certainly a beggar. And a buggerer, too, heh...he should use that on Anonyblog tonight, he thought. Fucking clever, he was.

But the truth was, he could no longer get it up. And I mean at all. At least when it was just ED he could say his penis was technically working, but now...nothing. Thank god, thank god, thank god he didn't have any women checking out his limp prick; that would be just too much to take. Fucking women. The boys just didn't really know enough to comment, but women always made him feel totally worthless in bed, as in life.

He lit another cigarette and pushed the filter end through the hole he cut in the costume's mouth. How had he come to this? Attempting to make sex slaves out of little boys was not his original life plan, but here he was googling Jeffrey Dahmer to gain insights into the battery acid and power drill method. So far it had only made his boys seem more retarded, not more sexy. But the ones he treated this way did change in one important way: they loved Kody Bear's writings as soon as the acid had melted their brains sufficiently. And that in inself kind of made Klapp Breath a scientist of sorts. A brain scientist, in fact. He puffed his chest out unconsciously.

The phone rang and startled him out of his reverie. He checked his watch. Shit! Ten o'clock already! And he hadn't even posted to Anonyblog yet. He had to get his shit together, and fast.

"Hello?" he muttered into the line as he booted up his laptop hurriedly.

A long silent pause followed. Finally a deep male voice spoke, "Mr. Bear, I thought we had an agreement. Wasn't that your understanding?"

"Uh, listen, I had a computer issue is all...I had some incredible shit written but the goddamn hard drive..."

"Spare me the excuses, Mr. Bear. We aren't paying you half a million dollars for your excuses, are we?

"No sir," Klapp squeaked. He could not lose this job! "Sir, I'll have the posts up immediately..." he stammered as the desktop image of Bo and Luke Duke sitting shirtless on the General Lee popped up on the screen.

"This is your last warning, Mr. Bear. If my employers feel your...extracurricular activities, shall we say, are interfering with your paid duties, well, I'm not so sure I can be responsible for their reactions. Do you understand what I'm saying, Mr. Bear?"

Klapp started to respond, but the voice on the other end was already gone. He needed to post something stupid, and fast. No problem, he thought, I'm Kody Bear. In the circles I wander, they all know me as the best and brightest. No fucking problem.

There was a crashing sound in the other room, the tinkle of broken glass, and a heavy thump on the ground below. Klapp didn't need to move his corpulent frame to know what happened in there. You've seen one semi-retarded sex slave jump out a hotel window, you've seen them all.

The kid was almost thirteen anyway, he thought. What am I, a gerontologist? Fuckin ey, that was clever too. Anonyblog was gonna go crazy tonight!

Previous commenter, I feel that you have insulted The Klan. The KodyBear is deserving of your praise as well! Insolence!

Is this site coming back online or what?

hi admin....i would like a post i made a while back... how is this possible?...

hi admin....i would like a post i made a while back to be removed... how is this possible?...

Cum popcicles are candy to some and although I detest such a thought I completely understand that certain individuals are of a rebrobate mind.

Fight the REAL enemy: The Republican Gaylords.

NEVER FORGET

Make new friends,
but keep the old.
One is silver,
the other is gold.
A circle is round,
it has no end.
That's how long,
I will be your friend.

A fire burns bright,
it warms the heart.
We've been friends,
from the very start.

You have one hand,
I have the other.
Put them together,
We have each other.

Silver is precious,
Gold is too.
I am precious,
and so are you.

You help me,
and I'll help you
and together
we will see it through.

Across the land
Across the sea
Friends forever
We will always be

Long Live The Great Turd war! A new day will dawn and the great warriors will return!

I am Commentor #691!

I am commentor #692!

I eat the digital girlturds left behind by the great!

Long Live the Klan!

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KKKKKKKKKKKKK

SEEK THE BEAR AND THE MONKEY!

AND NOW! THE VICTORS!

KODYBEAR ENTERPRISES IS COMMENTOR #700 ON ANONYBLOG TODAY. IN THE GAME OF LONGEVITY IT SEEMS AS IF THE KODYBEAR HAS OUT LASTED THEM ALL! HIS EXCELLENCY COULD NOT BE REACHED. HOWEVER, HIS VICE HENCHMA, MAGOGO THE SINGING AND DANCING MACARENA MONKEY, ASSURED BREAKING NEWS REPORTERS THAT A FULL INTER VIEW WOULD BE GRANTED IN 2011.

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DEEP WITHIN THE UNDERGROUND DOUBLE TRIPLE TOP SECRET KODY KLAN LOCATION IN DELAWARE

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"Good God Magogo! Wake from your dormancy! We have an excellent shot at being comentors number seven hundred! Indy the great will be jealous of the Klan! It will forshadow his inevitable defete!"

"Inevah what Yo Excellency? And by dee way, we already is commentors number 700 aftah Yo posted all dem tupid prior comments"

"Well that's the way Anonyblog politics works Magogo. It's an uncertain world at best. We need to keep our heads together until this peace craze blows over"

"Yes Yo Excellency"

The Bear looked at the Monkey. The Monkey looked at the Bear. The moment was near. The KodyBear, CEO of KodyBear Enterprises, would soon address the army in the Great Hall of Vile Toxins. The army awaited his speech. They awaited his guidence. In the distance the Pig Anus Time Portal undulated awaiting them. It beckoned them into 2011. Into Paris where their fate awaited.

"How do I look Magogo?", asked the Bear as the subservient Monkey adjusted the bear vest.

"Yo dose look brilliant Yo Excellency! Yoose gwine to knocksem dead Yo Excellency", puffed Magogo.

"Very well then. Let's go. I take it you finally paid our Internet bill?, asked the Bear.

The Monkey preceeded the Bear into the massive Vile Toxins Chamber where the army awaited.

His Esteemed Excellency Eminence Kody R Bear Stepped onto the stage and began to address the army of..........